Doctor Who -9th Doctor/Jack Harkness

I can’t help but be fond of Christopher Eccleston’s Doctor. He was the 9th, in case you don’t keep track of such things. And as always, I fall hard for the slash pairing that seems to be one of the least common . . .

And as always, check back every so often.  I do update – not as often as I’d like, but it does happen.

Also, the ones in bold are major favorites.

9th Doctor/Jack Harkness

A Pair of Drabbles: Faith and Fantasy by Yamx
Summary: It’s easy and no big deal. It’s hard and it means the world.
Warnings: Consensual Kink
My Warnings: Somnophilia, Bottom!Jack
Length: 198

A Sonic What? by TiffanyF
Summary: Set immediately after “The Doctor Dances” (with slight spoilers for the episode) the Doctor decides that he wants to show Captain Jack Harkness exactly why a sonic screwdriver is better than a sonic blaster.
Warnings:
My Warnings: Bottom!Jack, sonic screwdriver as vibrator-ish object
Length: 2k

Backward and Forward in Time by writcraft
Summary: The TARDIS wants her Doctor to be happy. Captain Jack Harkness offers a solution.
Warnings:
My Warnings: Bottom!9th
Length: one-shot

Balcony Scene by Trobadora
Summary: “All right, Jacky-boy,” he said, flashing his brightest smile, “let’s have this out.”
Warnings: Slash
My Warnings: Hand job, Blow job
Length: 1.7k

Bathtime by Consternatio
Summary: Bathtime takes on a whole new meaning in the TARDIS.
Warnings: Slash
My Warnings: Bottom!Jack
Length: 3.9k

The Best Medicine by Yamx
Summary: In which there is absolutely nothing wrong with the Doctor. At all.
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort, Sickfic
My Warnings: Blowjob
Length: 3k

bigger on the inside by wave_of_sorrow
Summary: five times jack surprises the doctor
Warnings:
My Warnings: Blow jobs, bottom!Jack
Length: 3k

Collar & Leash by Consternatio
Summary: Rose has been kidnapped. How far are the Doctor and Jack prepared to go to get her back (featuring PVC trousers, thigh high boots and hot-sex-against-the-wall).
Warnings:
My Warnings: Bottom!Jack, Blowjob, Possessiveness
Length: 4k

Dumb Luck by Becky_H
Summary: Jack gets into trouble. The Doctor gets him out again.
Warnings: Shameless, kinky PWP. Bondage, Discipline, Dominance, Submission, Sadism, Masochism, electro-play – and it’s all safe, sane, consensual and caring.
My Warnings: Bottom!Jack
Length: 2.8k

First Date by jaekayelle
Summary: The Doctor gets that drink he wanted — and more.
Warnings: Spoilers for Boom Town.
My Warnings: Bottom!Jack, Bottom!9th (but it’s not particularly explicit)
Length: 2k

In Charge by Yamx
Summary: Injured and far from the TARDIS, the Doctor, Jack, and Rose have to make their way back.
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort, Injury, Blindness, Stranded
My Warnings: Established Jack/9th relationship, kissing
Length: 14k

Look Down by Yamx
Summary: When the Doctor and Jack are sentenced to life in prison, Rose is left all alone looking for allies on a hostile alien world.
Warnings: Hurt/comfort, Drama, Action
My Warnings: Emotionally fraught, Bottom!Jack, Spit for lube
Length: 21k

Need by Yamx
Summary: Jack really needs the Doctor’s help. The Doctor needs Jack to promise something.
Warnings: Sex Pollen, Smut, Hurt/Comfort
My Warnings: Blow jobs, implied Bottom!Jack
Length: 2k

Opening Up by Yamx
Summary: “So,” Jack says, “are you ever going to let me top?”
Warnings: Sexual Content, Anal Sex, Explicit Sexual Content, Sex, Rimming, First Time
My Warnings: Bottom!9th
Length: 3k

Refuge by ifitwasribald
Summary: The Doctor meets Jack, but it’s not his Jack. The Doctor can’t ask what went wrong, but he can provide comfort, of a sort.
Warnings:
My Warnings: Bottom!Jack
Length: 2k

Rough Beginnings by Asa_Meda
Summary: Post “Empty Child” . Jack has been brought aboard the TARDIS just before his stolen ship and the German bomb he brought on board to save others is toast. It was the least the Doctor could do seeing how Jack had saved Rose… twice. But the Doctor needs to know he can trust the mysterious ex-time agent… and finds something more…
Warnings: First Time, Hurt/Comfort
My Warnings: Bottom!9th, Blowjob
Length: 6k

9th Doctor/Jack Harkness, 10th Doctor/Jack Harkness, 11th Doctor/Jack Harkness

(and always) nevermore by wave_of_sorrow
Summary: In which Jack never gets left behind on Satellite Five, and then just sort of stays. (a.k.a. the one where Jack travels/sleeps with Nine, Ten and Eleven.)
Warnings: Adult – Explicit Sex – Alternate Universe, Slash
My Warnings: Bottom!Jack, Bottom!10th
Length: 10k

Stargate SG-1 — Jack O’Neill/Daniel Jackson

I recently got into reading Jack O’Neill/Daniel Jackson fics.  It’s the only pairing I can really stand for the moment, so that’s probably all I’m going to rec.  🙂 Funny how that works.

Coming Clean by Paian
Summary:  Motel shower sex before The Big Event.
Warnings:   Post-Series, Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Anal Play, Anal Sex, Rimming, Shower Sex, Hotel Sex  Wordcount: 1.000-3.000, Fingerfucking, Hand Jobs

First Contact by Paian
Summary: Some aliens-make-them altar porn and angst.
Warnings: Aliens Make Them Do It, Alien Planet, Off-World, First Time, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Angst, Wordcount: 1.000-3.000, Community: fic_promptly
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Jackson, sensory deprivation

Follow Through by Paian
Summary:  Aliens make them do it sometime in Season 5, and what happens after.
Warnings:  5000-10000 Words, Aliens Make Them Do It, Blow Job, offworld, Romance, Season/Series 05, Alien Planet, Oral Sex, Sexual Tension, Resolved Sexual Tension, Alien Culture , First Time, Foreskin Play
My Warnings/Opinion:  And this is why I like Paian . . . she? he? includes warnings for stuff that actually happens lol
Length:  almost 7k

In the Room by Paian
Summary: Same premise as Mechanisms of Restraint — Jack is framed for a sex crime, Daniel talks the authorities into letting him carry out the mirror-punishment sentence — but in this one they talk about it first.
Warnings:  5000-10000 Words, Aliens Make Them Do It, Bondage, First Time, Graphic Sex, Anal Sex
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!O’Neill
Length: almost 7k

Jump Start by Paian
Summary: Even the aliens didn’t expect this to happen.
Warnings: Dubious Consent, Aliens Make Them Do It, 5000-10000 Words, First Time, Hand Job, offworld, Season/Series 05, Cliche, Community: jackdanielpromptfic, Fuck Or Die, Alien Planet, Alien Technology

Just Another Day at the Office by brainofck
Summary: I [used to] have a terrible block about getting Daniel to top. The entire purpose of this piece of meaningless, worthless smut was to get Daniel to fuck Jack. I think that’s all the plot summary you need. 🙂  Archive warning for rape/non-con is for dubious consent.
Warnings:  Aliens Make Them Do It, Dubious consent
My Warnings:/Opinion:  blow jobs, Bottom!O’Neill, drugged!Jackson, rimming, alien aphrodisiacs (also known as “aliens-made-them-do-it”)
Length:  4k

One Perfect Moment by jdjunkie
Summary:  There’s a moment, a single moment when they make love, that Jack waits for.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Daniel, honeymoon

Reaction Control by Paian
Summary: Jack and Daniel crammed up close in an escape pod.
Warnings: Angst, Action/Adventure, Community: jackdanielpromptfic, First Time, Frottage, Romance, Sexual Tension, 1000-5000 Words, Alien Planet, Spaceships, Off-World, Tight Spaces, Coming Out, Resolved Sexual Tension, Space Battle

Walls Have Ears by jdjunkie
Summary:  People are having sex, Daniel’s fascinated, Jack wants to sleep.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Accidental voyeurism (aural only), masturbation
Length:  almost 1k

Everything Else

Stuff that I can’t seem to classify. Maybe it’s just masturbation, maybe it’s from a fandom that I don’t have anything else of. *ahem* I don’t know. It’s weird. This is my life. Here we are.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Charlie Bucket/Willy Wonka

Tastes Like Candy by jmtorres
Summary:  The maturity gap makes up for the age gap.
Warnings:  cross-generational relationship
My Warnings/Opinion:  Blow job, underage.  I think it’ll surprise you a bit.

Criminal Minds

Hotchner, Rossi, Gideon, Max Ryan, Katie Cole

Both Ends of the Rope by bessemerprocess
Summary:  At the end of a bad case, the old school BSU team releases a little tension.
Warnings:  Team orgy, alcohol
My Warnings:  oral, hand jobs

Reid/Map

Destination Temptation by Amy494walker
Summary: It was simply too much temptation for any single man to deny. Un-beta’d.
My Warnings: Smut with an inanimate object, frottage, needs a beta to give it once over.

Emily, Hotch, Jack Hotchner, Morgan/Reid

Jack, at Least, Has Manners by bookgodess15
Summary: Jack wanders around the BAU, but always says excuse me.
Warnings: Humor. Cuteness. It’s hot chocolate for these cold, free-time-barren times. Written in about an hour, so typos are probably rank.

George Foyet, Aaron Hotchner, Haley Hotchner, Jack Hotchner (briefly)

If you were gay . . . by ROSSELLA1
Summary:  Hotch tries to stall Foyet during “100”.
My Opinion: I am amused.

George Foyet, Penelope Garcia, Derek Morgan, Aaron Hotchner, Spencer Reid, John Blackwolf, Megan Kane

The Many Deaths of George Foyet by ROSSELLA1
Summary: A bunch of oneshots where Foyet dies.
My Warnings: Violence (and humor)

Hotchner, Garcia

Morning Meeting by tbird1965
Summary:  Hotch accidentally leaves his laptop on. Will Garcia watch as he handles a morning situation?
Warnings:  Rated M for mature. All smut.
My Warnings:  Accidental voyeurism, masturbation . . . I love Garcia.

Unfortunately, this story was originally found on ff.net and it is no longer listed there. So I did some digging and found it on The Writer’s Coffee Shop, but they require an account to view their stuff. 😦 Luckily it’s not a lengthy process.

Rossi, Hotch, JJ, Emily, Reid, Morgan

Teen Spirit by LoveChilde
Summary: They’ve learned to expect the unexpected, but this was something new. When an unexpected twist leaves only Agent Rossi above the legal driving age, the team races against time to solve the case and restore their old(er) selves. Gen, case fic, no pairings, supernatural overtones
Warnings:  Case fic, kid fic, supernatural elements
My Warnings/Opinion:  deaging

Not your typical CM fic, but it’s a fun idea, even if it is a WIP!
Length:  40K, WIP

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Crumbling Land by Koanju and Saeva
Summary:  So that’s what it felt like to die. It didn’t feel much different than his normal life.
Warnings:  Erotic Asphyxiation.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Creepy. Serial killer Harry.
Length:  1.5K, one-shot

Harry Potter/Scorpius Malfoy

Under Pressure by snarkyscorp
Summary: It was getting to the point that Harry could smell him coming. From halfway down the hall at least, Harry could smell the familiar scent of shame and saltwater tears. It pricked his nerves, erected the hair on his arms and at the back of his neck and tightened something low and disgusting in his gut like a bolt.
Warnings: Submission, Dominance, informal D/s, Spanking, Rimming, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Forced Feminization
My Warnings/Opinion: Dacryphilia, Bottom!Scorpius

Draco Malfoy

Ensnared by RaeWhit
Summary:  Draco Malfoy in the dungeons with Devil’s Snare…wanking, of course.
Warnings:  auto-erotic asphyxiation, object penetration, PWP

Draco Malfoy/Fenrir Greyback

Here Be Monsters by Leela
Summary: After Dumbledore’s death, Draco needs the kind of comfort only someone like Greyback can offer.
Warnings: Consensual, rough sex, outdoor sex
My Warnings: ALMOST dub con, bottom!Draco, spit, first time, slash

Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter

Four and counting by Laume
Summary:  KIDFIC! A few years after the war ends, Snape has a little mishap. Dumbledore, in all his wisdom, comes up with an Awfully Bad Idea.
My Warnings:  Deaged Severus, Grandpa Albus, and Uncle Harry – the OTHER boy from the cupboard
Length:  15K, WIP

Gellert Grindelwald/Albus Dumbledore

Turnabout [Part 1] by penbrydd
Warnings: 19th century dialect, smut, surprise buttsecks
My Warnings/Opinion: I do hope he continues this story. The language isn’t too hard to understand either.  Fingering, Frigging? Handjob.  WIP

Thestrals

Bad Omen by rane_ab
Summary:  A drabble; G, gen, Thestral’s POV

Severus Snape

The Unhappy Horseman of Sleepy Hogwarts by Murasaki99
Summary:  So it’s another minor accident in Potions Class. These things happen to even the best Potions Masters, right?
My Warning:  Accidental transformation

House

House/Chase

Not of Sound Mind by Aris Merquoni (ArisTGD)
Summary:  Chase gets House to help him explore the mental and physical relationship between less-than-safe medical practices and sex.
Warnings:  Sounding, medical kink, risk aware consensual kink
My Opinion:  I think this fic gave me a new kink.

NCIS

DiNozzo/Director Vance

Better Off Floating by kaylashay81
Summary:  While Tony may not remember all the women he had been with over the years, he remembered every single man.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, public sex (is sex in a public bathroom considered public? lol), Bottom!Vance

DiNozzo, Fornell

Situations by water_soter
My Summary: Tony and Fornell are stuck someplace they can’t get out of. *snickers*
My Warnings: Awkward situations.  Possibly injured Tony.  Couldn’t really tell for sure.

Oz (HBO)

Beecher/Keller

The Rules by dustandroses
Summary:  What else is there to do when you’re in Lockdown?
Warnings: Voyeurism, Power Play, Orgasm Denial

Star Trek (2009)

Spock, Kirk, McCoy (in a lesser fashion), and some random ship cats

The 80/20 Theory as Applied to Cats on the Bed by lazulisong
Series:  Star Trek XI
Rating/Warnings: Do not allow Meg to write fic while under the influence of sleep deprivation. Do not fold, wrinkle, spindle or mutilate. Do not read if you are offended by jokes about Spock’s rapidly waning dignity. Do not attempt to share a twin bed with a border collie and a kitten who is gay for the dog. Bones is a big fat potty mouth.
Disclaimer: Yeah, no. Also no tribbles were harmed in the making of this fic, although Spock’s dignity may never be the same.
My Warnings:  Author claims this is K/S pre-slash, and I suppose it is . . . but I’m shoving it in Everything Else (and maybe Gen), because this is almost more hurt/comfort than anything else.  And funny.  Did I mention that?

Spock

Cinnamon and Sugar by penbrydd
From this prompt:
This can be crack or not, I just want some lulz at Spock’s expense. (I do love him honestly…)  Cinnamon or chocolate is a Vulcan aphrodisiac. The replicators on the Enterprise malfunction, and everything has cinnamon/chocolate on/in it! Have fun with it.
Warnings:  Wanking, alien peen, self-injury
Notes: This was supposed to be funny. OP asked for Spock + aphrodisiac. I … uh … yeah. This went some darkly kinky places.
My Warnings:  Quasi-sounding, if I’m reading this correctly (minus the sounding equipment).  Aphrodisiac induced wanking.  Almost like sex pollen in a way, except solo.

Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Scotty, various other crew members

Complications in the Head by penbrydd
From this prompt:
I’m trans, so I have to think about which bathroom is safe to use. This got me thinking… are bathrooms still separated by gender on the Enterprise, or has Starfleet moved past that requirement? Are bathrooms separated by species? Separated by both species *and* gender?

Anon can take the prompt in any direction, but I’d especially love to see some crew interactions in restrooms designated as open to all species and genders. People running into their crushes in the bathroom, people curious about alien genitalia but trying not to be creepy and look, graffiti written on the bathroom stalls, &c. 5+1 format might work, up to Anon!
Warnings: Alien peen, inappropriate use of a bathroom

Kirk/Spock

Pushing It by shinychimera
Summary:  What was really going on with Kirk when Spock was throttling him on the bridge? Is there room for erotic asphyxiation during a crisis?
Warnings:  Breathplay, Canon-Typical Violence, 100-1000 words
My Warnings:  This is almost, almost, almost dub-con, except it’s not . . . mostly.  *laugh*

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Picard/Q

Need by Alara J Rogers (AlaraJRogers)
Summary:  “Make me forget who I am,” Q whispers to him, hoarsely, his arms pulling Picard to him as if Picard is a talisman, the only shield he has against the horrors of mortality. “Make me forget I was ever anything other than this.”
My Warnings:  Bottom!Q, Vulnerable Q, Powerless Q

Star Trek: The Next Generation – Star Wars Prequel Crossover

Picard/Q, Picard/Qui-Gon Jinn

Misunderstandings, Healing, and Gifts by Merfilly
Summary:  A crossover between the two epic space operas, with a lot of PWP in there.
Warnings:  Crossover, broken trust, Healing Sex, Blow Job, Anal Sex
My Warnings/Opinion:  non-con (in a rather vague precursory sense), bottom!Picard, meddling gods

I’m naturally a bit wary of crossovers, as most intelligent readers ought to be.  However, this one is rather seamless in transitioning between the two worlds (a fairly impressive feat, considering).

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Ryan/Colin

Showstopper by Rushlight
Summary:  The Whose Line episode you’ll never see.
My Opinion:  I wasn’t actually aware that one could write Whose Line fanfiction.

Severus Snape – Other Pairings

I really do like my Snarry fics, but I do read the other pairings as well . . . sometimes.  What’d I’d really like to find is a crossover fic with Snape and Hotch (Criminal Minds).  Eh, I may just have to write that one myself.

Severus Snape/Albus Dumbledore

The Contrary Kind by Delphi
Summary: Two unorthodox men share a rainy spring night.
Warnings: Romance, Commitment, Sexual Identity, Cultural Differences
My Warnings: I think it’s Bottom!Snape, but I wasn’t entirely positive . . .

Severus Snape/Remus Lupin

Denial Ain’t Just a River by McKay
Summary: As part of his punishment for his crimes, Severus is ordered by the Ministry to make amends to those whom he has wronged. Remus knows what he wants, and it isn’t the Wolfsbane Potion.
Warnings: First time
My Warnings: Virgin!Snape, Bottom!Snape

Party Dress by musigneus
Summary:  Severus is ready to relax after Voldemort’s defeat, but Remus thinks it’s a good time to address an old issue.
Warnings:  Cross dressing, PWP
My Warnings:  Bottom!Snape

The Argument by copperbadge
Summary: Snupin. Relatively dubious consent, I suppose, but not really non-con. Also a vague side-order of Ron/Harry at the end, but nothing graphic.
Warnings: walls. And semi-nudity. And biting
My Warnings: Bottom!Lupin, silent orgasms

The Snupin Scramble by violet_quill
Summary:  Snape likes to top. So does Remus. Oh no, conflict!
Warnings:  Object insertion, sex magic, sex toys
My Warnings:  humourous

Severus Snape/Remus Lupin/Harry Potter

Three Men by Celandine, cruisedirector
Summary: A werewolf, a Death Eater and the Chosen One walked into a bar…
Warnings:  Masturbation, Rimming, Felching, Watersports, Double Penetration, Fisting, Bestiality, BDSM, Romance, Domestic

Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Stalks and Bonds by abstractconcept
Summary:  After Severus betrays the Dark Lord, he and Draco are thrown into Azkaban to await their fate. Then Harry Potter is captured as well, and Severus must come up with a plan to save them all—and quickly.
Warnings:  Threesome M/M/M, forced bonding, sex magic, rimming, orgasm denial, urethral play
My Warnings:  Arsehole Harry (not entirely, but when it counts, yeah).

Severus Snape/Percy Weasley

A Clean and Bright Mirror by Leela
Summary:  THIS day, O Soul, I give you a wondrous mirror;
Long in the dark, in tarnish and cloud it lay—But the cloud has pass’d, and the tarnish gone;
… Behold, O Soul! it is now a clean and bright mirror,
Faithfully showing you all the things of the world.
—Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass
Warnings:  Bottom!Snape, private exhibitionism, kinky kristmas

Perfect Fit by abstractconcept
Summary: Snape gives Percy the boundaries he needs.
Warnings: Daddy kink, underage, minor, chan, control issues, rimming, ficlet
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Percy, desk sex, teacher-student

Severus Snape/Firenze

A Fish May Marry A Bird by lookfar
Summary: Severus Snape loathes the idea of a centaur in the castle.
Warnings: Warning for possible bestiality, if you see it that way
My Warnings/Opinion: blow jobs

Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape, Harry Potter

Captive Audience by rexluscus
Summary: PWP. Harry witnesses a scene he’s not sure he wants to see.
Warnings: voyeurism, dubious consent, HBP spoilers
My Warnings: Bottom!Snape, blow job

Severus Snape/Hermione Granger

Apple pie a la Mode by Moisie
Summary:  Severus Snape as you have never seen him before!
Warnings:– Contains ego, purple condom, and a very distgruntled Hermione.  Parody
My Opinion:  Extreme amusement.

State of Attraction by Shy Violet (violet_quill)
Summary:  A love potion, a lust potion, and some crazy, nutty mix-ups. Proves you don’t have to like someone to shag them silly. Will the madness never end?!
Warnings:  Humor, Love potion/spell, Post-Order of the Phoenix, Hogwarts
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, oral (not graphic), frickin’ hilarious, lust potions

Snarry (Snape/Harry)

All right.  Here we are.  This is the choice of fiction that sustains me even when I cannot lay my hands on any of the other fics that I’ve already listed.  There’s always more Snarry.  Of course, that’s not to say that everyone does Snarry well.  Some people should just limit themselves to writing crackfics.  At least those are supposed to be funny/ridiculous.

Severus Snape/Harry Potter

20 ways to make my Professor blush by yaoi-fied
Summary:  [COMPLETE] Harry decides he likes how Snape looks when he blushes and is determined to make it happen again.
Warnings:  SLASH. HPSS. Tittle says it all. R&R [This a sexual story between teacher and student. If you can’t handle it, don’t read.]
My Opinion:  Needs a beta.  Still funny though.

A Man of Honor by mmmdraco
Summary: A tongue-in-cheek look at Snape’s honor.
Warnings: Underage
My Warnings/Opinion: Not very underage. Crackfic. Frickin’ hilarious in spots. Not to be taken serious. Slash.

Artwork by Rockhandjive
Summary:  One night Harry begins a painting with rather unorthodox tools. SSHP
Warnings:  Lecherous Sirius, AU, and SI (Self-Injury)

The Arrangements by mrscakeakajane
Summary:  Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts – Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn’t seem to understand ‘not interested’ off his back. Pretending becomes reality.
My Opinion:  This fic amuses me.  It also needs a once over by someone other than the author.

Black Math by SiriuslovesRemus
Summary:  The things Harry does on impulse! Your basic PWP featuring Severus x Harry one experimental night. Oneshot.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, teacher-student, alcohol, mild bondage, some dom!Harry, Bottom!Harry

Bound and Determined by chazpure
My Summary:  Harry has been looking for Severus Snape for a long time.  Albus Dumbledore, despite being dead, has unfinished business with the both of them.  So what happens when Harry finally finds Severus?
Warnings:  forced magical bonding, first-time, rimming, bottom-Snape, and plot.

The Family Way by swtalmnd
Summary:  Harry figures out the only way to be sure to get out of the Triwizard Tournament alive is… pregnant.
Warnings:  mpreg, Community: Sweet Charity, alternate universe, underage character (he’s a 4th year, folks!)
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Harry

“Oh!” said Harry. He pulled Snape down for a kiss. “Practice is good. I think we should practice before and after, in fact. In case we want another one down the line.”

Snape relaxed against him, kissing back hungrily. “Lots of practice,” he agreed.

Finding Freedom by Leela
Summary:  Having Potter in his mind left Snape feeling wide-open and vulnerable, but held to the earth by the weight of Potter’s body, he finally felt free.
Warnings:  Bottom!Snape, legilimency, sex in open air (public sex anyone?)

Give Me Life by Lyowyn
Summary:  Slash, Harry becomes aware that he might just fancy his potions professor at roughly the same time that Severus decides he has a thing for one of his students.
Warnings: Possible fluff, lots of tension, rating likely to increase. PotterSnape,with some BlackLupin
Length:  135K, WIP

Harry Potter’s Serendipitous Guide to Happiness by Sa-kun
Summary:  Of course,only Harry Potter would ever manage to end up pregnant with twins while his lover was on one of the strongest contraceptive potions in use. //
Warnings:  SSHP. MPREG. SLASH. Mentions of HarryOC
My Warnings/Opinion:  Daddy Harry, fluff, muggle world, Bottom!Harry

A good ‘un, despite the dreaded mpreg.

Harry’s Tattoo by marigoldml
Summary:  Professor Snape is called from the dungeons at a late hour to handle a very unusual matter. Rated T for some swearing and nakedness and preslash. HarrySnape.
Warnings: Pre-slash

If I fell by mortianna
Summary:  Harry takes Severus for a ride. they banter and then – well you know.
Warnings: PWP, slash, R. Prequel to “Even Potionsmasters get the Cold”.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, excessive wordiness (some might consider it prose.  I consider it excessive)

I just wanted to ask by evil minded
Summary:  AU / With Voldemort on his back and some other things that always nearly killed him, Harry hadn’t had many experiences when it came to – sex. So whom will he ask anything about it when he begins to get interested?
Length:  130 K, WIP

In Between The Lines by Laurenke1
Summary:  Harry finds that his fourth year is going to set him apart from his peers again but he doesn’t have any idea just how much he will gain because of this.
Warnings:  Slash and chan 14
My Warnings:  Kind of like a bizarre combination of a Severitus and a Snarry fic all rolled together.  Fluff.
Length:  18K, Complete

In the Broom Cupboard by AntoinetteD
Summary:  Harry shares a passionate moment with his Potions master.
Warnings:  WARNING! SLASH. M/M SEX. EXPLICIT. Oneshot. Hp/Ss
My Warnings:  blow jobs, Bottom!Harry (isn’t a broom cupboard considered kind of public?)

Jealous Proposal by Cody Thomas
Summary:  Harry and Severus have secretly been together for years. But now that Harry’s engaged, neither Dumbledore nor Voldemort are willing to let Harry keep his lover’s identity a secret, no matter how much he doesn’t want to tell anyone.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Harry, WIP

Journal OneShot PWP SSHP by CrisNoWait
Summary:  After the war Harry returns to school to complete his education, some things have not changed on the surface, however, Harry discovers the benefits of keep up appearances.
My Warnings:  This one is borderline crackish, but I don’t think the author meant for it to be.  Either way, I was and am amused by it.

Lest I Wither by JiM1
Summary:  An adult Harry needs Severus to save him from more than just a dose of untraceable poison. Slash. New chapter: Strategy, Ron Weasley and domestic violence.
Length:  36K, WIP (probably permanently)

Like a Virgin by OllyO111
Summary:  Harry has a plan, stay a virgin until he graduates. Severus has a plan, sleep with Potter before graduation. Throw in stubborn deatheaters, weary friends, and meddling godfathers and then what? At least they’re in love right? Oh dear we are in trouble…
Length:  40K, WIP

The List by ObedientLittleCat
Summary:  Ron wakes Harry up with the answers to today’s Potions test from a mysterious source… When Harry is the only student in the class to get the potion right, how will Snape choose to reward him? HPSS slash!
My Warning:  Lust addled Harry – *snickers*

Lust Potion Number Nine by lesyeuxverts
Summary: Harry Potter was the last person Severus expected to need this particular potion, but the Ministry’s Propagation and Restoration Emergency Guidelines have them both trapped in lives they don’t particularly want to lead.
My Warnings: One kiss! Whoo! lol Honestly, this fic is so mild, I very nearly shoved it in Gen.

The Master Plan by StarryGazer
Summary:  SLASH. Complete. Harry is looking for the knowledge and training to survive the war. Only Severus Snape can give it. This is being edited for mistakes, and that is why the chapter titles and numbers don’t match-I’ll fix it someday.
My Opinion:  Good ‘un.
Length:  137K

Meeting Mr Potridge by Flanclanman
Summary:  Slash: HPSS Snarry one-shot. Harry goes for a drink of an evening and meets someone he doesn’t expect. They blates end up having sex.
My Opinion:  “They blates?”  Likely the author either meant, “The blokes end up having sex” or “They belatedly end up having sex.”  Those are my two theories.  Eh. Regardless of the screwy summary, this is a good fic.

Mistletoe » by Forever then some
Summary:  SSHP slash Severus’ tenacious aunt comes to town determined to meet his fiancé. The problem? Snape doesn’t have a fiancé and the only one around to play the part is Harry Potter.
My Opinion:  This one amuses me greatly.  It’s awesome.

Naked by naturegirlrocks
Summary:  Harry is set on a quest to return to the Dungeons where Severus is waiting. He is naked.
My Opinion:  This one made me snort more than once.  Could use a beta in a couple of spots.

Oblivious by Novocain
Summary:  [“It throbs,” Harry whimpered. “Put me out of my misery, please. I’m begging you! Do you get off on torture?” There was a choked sound from Snape’s vicinity.] Wherein Harry is oblivious, Snape is horny, and Luna makes bets with Hogwarts. Humor fic.
My Opinion:  Kinda ridiculous.

Of Pixie Dust and Clapping Your Hands by point-of-tears
Summary:  Sure,he defeated Voldemort at 16. Sure he can play Quidditch. And sure,he can blow up a cauldron in Potions with the best of them. But when he wakes the first day of his seventh year to a startling surprise,Harry Potter realizes he doesn’t do normal HP/SS
Length:  85K – Complete!  (Marking stories as “complete” is kind of like marking stories as “het” – something that some take for granted, but the rest of us know better)

Perfecting the Art of Odd by point-of-tears
Summary:  Sequel to Of Pixie Dust and Clapping Your Hands. Fairy tales usually end and have their “Happily Ever After.” Well, Harry Potter’s fairy tale is only just beginning and things are getting very interesting…or crazy. Whichever comes first. HP/SS
Length:  84K, Complete

Oh, That Evil Snow by ssjrice
Summary:  It’s Christmas break and the Weasleys play a particularly awful trick on Harry, but Snape is more than ready to help out.
Warnings:  SLASH SnapeHarry Snarry . PWP . ONESHOT

One Stupid Person by quixotic-hope
Summary:  Having lost his value as a spy for the light, Severus must now take a deaging potion and befriend the dratted BoyWhoLived. But what happens when he starts falling in love? HPSS.
Length:  20K, Complete

The Other Potter by Sa-kun
Summary:  Severus Snape decides he deserves happiness. Slash, AR
My Opinion:  Not what you expect, but very good nonetheless.  Harry is not The Boy Who Lived, and Severus despises his twin.
Length:  14K, Complete

Pains and Contradictions by atypicalsnowman
Summary:  SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.
Length:  306K WIP

Pantogogue by BC
Summary:  Slash SSHP. Severus’ POV: Potter is changing in front of my eyes, gaining a disconcerting resemblance to Tom Riddle. As usually, it falls to me to save the brat… for the price of ‘only’ my soul.
Length:  135K, Complete

Persuasion by Achilles2
Summary:  Short PWP: Harry needs Snape’s help and he’ll do ANYTHING to get it. This is the missing slash-scene from Geena’s Black is Black (SBHG)
My Warnings: blow jobs

Pink by AbstractConcept
Summary:  Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot
My opinion:  Really good little story.

Teacher’s Pet by AbstractConcept
Summary:  Sequel to Pink, can be read alone. Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can’t—or won’t—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape grows reluctantly fond of the bugger. Slash.

Pledges by Amireal
Summary:  **COMPLETE** Screwed up spells, attacks on hogwarts, Potions Masters who dearly wish he had actual control over his life. SLASH HP/SS
My Warnings/Opinions: Bottom!Harry, Bottom!Snape, everything else in-between (well, not explicitly, but you’ll see).  This is the wizarding equivalent of the “Aliens Made Them Do It” motif.  And Merlin bless me, but I love it.  There’s also a love triangle occurring between Hermione Granger/Ronald Weasley/Draco Malfoy.  And it needs a beta, and someone to help with formatting (and I still love it).
Length:  71K

The Quiz by Kosaka
Summary:  The Gryffindor boys take a compatibility test that forces Harry to come to terms with his feelings for a certain broody older man. But how will Snape take it when he tries to confess? Snape x Harry. COMPLETE.
Length:  10K

Remember Your Heart by bramblerose-proudfoot
Summary:  COMPLETE! After Voldie’s destruction, Harry takes Snape into his home to care for him. Can there be reconciliation? HPSS
Length:  72K

Ring of Fire by Ellen Smithee (ellensmithee)
Summary:  Teh healing buttsecks – literally.
Warnings:  Dialogue only, healing sex
My Warnings:  nifty concept, bottom!Harry, amusing

Saviour Forgotten by Kalliopes Kiss
Summary:  ((COMPLETED)) Harry Potter is charged for a crime that he didnt commit, betrayed and forgotten my those he holds dear. HPSS
Length:  37K

Showers by mrscakeakajane
Summary:  After a tough training session, and not wanting to trudge through the castle looking like a swamp creature, Harry and Severus decided to use the Quidditch showers. As dirty as it sounds.

Shrinking Snape by Srforests
Summary:  Neville Longbottom botches a shrinking potion that causes Professor Severus Snape to shrink until he’s three inches tall. Harry is forced to look after him and keep him a secret. SLASH.
My Warnings:  Violence, hand jobs, blow jobs, probably more, but I’m too lazy to go back and reread it all right now

Slytherin by juxtaposed
Summary:  Severus thinks that Harry is very Slytherin indeed. SLASH and smuff, watch the rating! Complete.

Snapercup’s Baby: The As You Wish Outtakes by Darth Stitch
Summary:  A series of ficlets about Katerina, “Daddy’ and “Papa” from As You Wish.
Warnings:  Slash HPSS. MPREG. Complete.
My Opinion:  Very good fic(s), even the dreaded mpreg tag.

Snapercup’s Baby Part II: More As You Wish extras by Darth Stitch
Summary:  More tales featuring featuring Harry, Severus and their mischievous brood of three.
Warnings:  HPSS slash. MPREG. Fluff. Humor.

The Shameless Bad Ficlet by Darth Stitch
Summary:  Set in the universe of the “As You Wish” Outtakes – Arthur James Potter-Snape inherits Daddy Harry’s knack for trouble and then some. Yet another time-travel story.
Warnings: SLASH. HPSS

So Much More by quixotic-hope
Summary:  Growing up, Harry was told he’d only be good for sex. What happens when Severus wants more?
Warnings:  HPSS oneshot, noncon (previous), child abuse, angst, romance
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Harry

Isn’t putting a child abuse warning on an HP fic a bit redundant?

So Sexy by redfox13
Summary:  Contest 5 at The Silver Snitch. Harry is working as an Auror and is undercover as a prostitute in Knockturn Alley. Severus sees through Harry’s glamour and is shocked. He confronts the BoyWhoLived about his choice of profession. HPSS, OneShot.

Soldiers by LiterarySpell
Summary:  After Harry’s ill-fated Occlumency lesson, he visits Snape in a fit of guilt—with only minor ulterior motives. Will Snape allow him to cross the line? And can they both find a moment of peace amidst the war?

Sunshine by countesszero
Summary:  Harry has a bad influence on Severus Snape.
My Opinion:  Awww.

That Place in the Dark by Dementor Delta
Summary:  Severus Snape has survived the war and the Dark Lord, but he may not survive Harry Potter.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Harry, post-war.  It’s a really intense story, but sometimes those are the best kind.
Length: 16K, Complete

Things That Can Go Wrong by yaoi-is-wowie21
Summary:  ….While Seducing Your Potions Master. Take one messed up Harry Potter. Add one extremely uninterested Severus Snape. Mix it all up with some wacky random plots and you get my story! HarrySeverus….sorta. Absolutely odd.
My Opinion:  I think the author was drinking something stronger than absinthe while writing this, and yet I still like it.  Very not serious.  “Absolutely odd” is absolutely correct.

Up for Anything by torino10154
Summary:  Harry and Severus have lots of kinky sex. This is a good thing. However, there is something else Severus would like to try…if Harry’s willing.
Warnings:  *Unrepentant smut, anal, oral, felching, hair pulling, various toys, bondage, watersports, not completely epilogue compliant (Severus is alive *g* and Harry was never married).* PWP
My Warnings:  Shower sex, Bottom!Severus

Wears the Trousers by AbstractConcept
Summary:  Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.
My Warnings:  Nifty concept

Your Horoscope For Today by Telanu
Summary:  Snape’s having a bad day. Maybe coffee will help. Or Harry. Or both.
My Opinion:  I am amused.  Established Relationships

Severus Snape/Harry Potter/Lucius Malfoy

A Birthday Surprise For WhiteCotton’s Birthday by FaeryQueen07
Summary:  For WhiteCotton’s birthday, Potter-Snape-Malfoy babies and the gratuitous sex that leads up to them!
Warnings:  SS/HP/LM AU, threesome, double-pen., mpreg, PWP –

NCIS – Gibbs Other Pairings

Gibbs slash pairings that don’t belong anywhere else.   Hopefully this space will fill up, because when I started this post, I only had 2.  If anyone has ever seen him paired with oh I don’t know . . . Vance maybe, would you let me know and post the link?

Gibbs/Vance – I found one!

Necessary Reactions by Smackalicious
Summary:  This isn’t right, doesn’t make sense, isn’t what either of them want, but somehow, it’s what’s necessary right now. Vibbs. SEASON 10 SPOILERS. ONESHOT.
Rating: T
My Warnings: Kissing, implied other happenings.

Gibbs/Ducky Mallard

The Physical by Ghostwriter (Zoya_Zalan)
Summary:  Gibbs undergoes a not-so-routine physical.
Warnings:  Established Relationship, Romance
My Warnings:  Slight prostate stimulation

The Way to a Man’s Heart and All by KuriNCIS (KuriKoer)
Summary:  Two friends and a tradition.
Warnings:  Dinner, Sex, Friends With Benefits, Conversation
My Warnings:  Bottom!Ducky

Gibbs/Tobias Fornell

The Art of Negotiation by my_young_friend
Summary:  What exactly goes on in that elevator?
Rating:  PG-13
My Warnings:  Frisky 🙂

Casual? by Stacy LA Stronach (slashgirl)
Summary:  Tobias needs Gibbs.
Warnings:  Episode related
My Warnings:  Bottom!Fornell, rare pairing

Grumpy Old Men by thecookiemomma
Summary:  None
Warnings:   Coming Out
My Warnings: Fun banter

Let’s Have Dinner by Shinju90
Summary:  An episode tag for “Devil’s Trifecta.” Gibbs and Fornell have dinner while avoiding Diane.
Prompt: “Here’s an idea, let’s have dinner but absolutely no conversation.”
Yeah, like we’re married!”
Warnings:  Episode: s10e09 Devil’s Trifecta, Episode Tag, Pre-Slash, Slice of Life, Humor

Light by my_young_friend
Summary:  Whatever that bastard was using had hit Gibbs slightly off center, leaving one eye in excruciating pain, but capable of making out shapes of light and dark around him.
Warnings:  Reference to McGee/DiNozzo (faint, vague)
Rating:  PG-13
My Warnings: Injury, no sex (at least, nothing explicit)

Me and You by thecookiemomma
Summary: A case gets Jethro to thinking. Tobias listens.
My Warnings: Coming out discussion

Passing the time by ebonyfeather
Summary:  Gibbs and Fornell get stuck in the elevator.
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, established relationship, a little OOC (at least to me, the geek), public sex?  Well, it is in an elevator . . .

Sanctum Sanctorum by karaokegal
Summary: Drabble-a-Day Project 2011-Day 37. (Posted to LJ on February 6.) Prompt from ncisdrabble100. Challenge #224-Shower. Beta by hllangel. Comments and concrit welcome.
Warnings: drabble, slash, humor

Statement of Fact by Calliatra
Summary: They don’t talk much. It works for them. A progression of meals and not-quite conversations, and maybe something more.
Warnings: Friendship, Friends to Lovers, Getting Together
My Warning: A kiss

Wake Up Call by karaokegal
Summary:  Morning with Gibbs
My Warnings:  Just a drabble, but it amuses me.

Warm Comfort by DeepBlueJoy
Summary:  Sometimes what you need and what you think you need aren’t the same things. Sometimes the rules don’t matter any more…
Warnings:  Hurt/Comfort, Slash, Sexual Content, Spoilers – 2014-2015 season, SPOILERS EPISODE 12:11 – 1/6/14
My Warnings:  The beginnings of a hand job.

Gibbs/Fornell/DiNozzo

Poker Night by kaylashay81
Summary: Tony loved poker night.
My Warnings: Bottom!DiNozzo, blow jobs, sex toys

Doesn’t need a beta exactly, but there is an extraneous word here or there that could use fixing.

Criminal Minds – NCIS Crossover

Gibbs/Aaron Hotchner

Open Ended by Anonymous
Prompt:  Crossover with NCIS. Gibbs/Hotch, wall!sex, one-time only, no-strings-attached thing though. Just to let off steam till they go back to their respective partners who don’t mind. Bonus points for Gibbs/Tony. DOUBLE bonus points for Hotch/Morgan. And I’ll just love you if it’s bottom!Hotch.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, Bottom!Hotch (whoo)

What He Wants by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  When a serial rapist attacks a naval petty officer, the BAU suddenly finds themselves sharing their case with a team from the NCIS. Three shot. Almost PWP. Slash. All the good stuff. Gibbs/Hotch
Warnings:  Slash, Anal Sex, First Time, Crossover, Top!Gibbs, Bottom!Hotch, Rimming, Blow Jobs
My Warning:  Rare pairing (seriously; people do not write this pairing, for whatever reason), shower sex (ish)

Star Trek – McCoy/Kirk

For whatever reason, everyone likes to pair these two together and shove Spock with Uhura.  Now, I’m not condemning those who ship Spock/Uhura, I’m just saying that I wish there were more shippers of Spock with Kirk or McCoy.

McCoy/Kirk

Crashing on the Shore of You by severinne
Summary:  It’s the first day of shore leave at Bones’ old family home, and Jim is already bored.
Warnings: Established relationship, domestic, dirty talk
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk

Guh.  This is a keeper.

Just The Same But Brand New by starsandgraces
Summary:  Seeing Jim from a different angle changes the way McCoy sees himself.
Warnings:  Breathplay
My Warnings:  Bottom!McCoy

Mission Mishaps, or How McCoy Ended up with Tentacles by vamplover82
Summary:  A mishap on a mission leaves McCoy feeling insecure about himself; Kirk sets out to change this.
Warnings:  Tentacles, transformation, anal sex, hand jobs, blow jobs
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk

Quite hot.

More Than Meets the Eye by silverraven
Summary:  In which assumptions are made and chair!sex is had
Warnings:  First time
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kirk, mutual masturbation, blow jobs, frottage

One Time Spock Walked In On Bones and Kirk Having Sex, and Five Times He Didn’t by hoosierbitch
Summary:  According to the TOS Enterprise schematics, the captain and first officer share a bathroom.
Warnings:  Spock/Nyota Uhura, rough sex, angst, friendship, mind meld, humor
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kirk, marking

That first one is uber hot.  The rest is just funny.

Favorite quote:

“That’s what I said,” Kirk replied, before smacking Spock in the posterior with a towel.

“This is not my life,” McCoy said with a groan.

Pastel by skyblue_reverie
Summary:  Umm, Bones gets whammied with sex pollen and hot manlovings ensue? :D?
Warnings:  First time, sex pollen
My Warnings/Opinion:  Hand jobs, blow jobs

Favorite quote:  “Bones, I haven’t been with anyone in at least eight months. It was part of my long-term strategy. I had a whole plan. There were diagrams and everything. I knew you wouldn’t take me seriously until I’d proved that I could keep it in my pants.”

Pierced by vamplover82
Summary:  Kirk comes back from an away mission with his ear pierced. Things sort of spiral out of control from there.
Warnings:  Piercing, anal sex
My Warnings/Opinion:  This fic amuses me.  Dirty talk (a bit), BottomMcCoy

“Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a body modification specialist. Just because I have the knowledge required to do it doesn’t mean I should.”

Something New by Thistlerose
Summary:  Jim would like to try something new. Bones has no objections.
Warnings:  Rimming, felching, fingerfucking
My Warnings:  Bottom!McCoy

Steal my Breath by tresa_cho
Summary:  McCoy plays with Jim in the therapeutic spa.
Warnings:  bondage, breathplay, water sex, D/s, submersion bondage
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk, auto-erotic asphyxiation

Woof.  Definitely have a thing for asphyxiation fics.

This Time by lady_krysis
Summary:  “I’ve got nothing left to say/Just take me away.”
Warnings: Anal sex, rough sex
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kirk

The Trouble With Bubbles by dvswraatins
Prompt:  Every male on the bridge is simultaneously impregnated… by Uhura (and not through sex, because that would be somewhat difficult).  I want smug!Uhura, an embarrassed bridge crew (including a few no-names or redshirts, even), and Scotty and Bones just being pretty much speechless whenever they see them.  And one slash pairing, which can be Chekov/Sulu, Chekov/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy, or if none of those tickle your fancy Spock/Kirk.
My Warnings:  Crackfic (but good).   Amusing as hell.  Mpreg

Where Your Eye Won’t Hit Me by severinne
Summary:  Bones is fed up with Jim’s recklessness. Jim doesn’t mind if it means more of this.
Warnings:  PWP, BDSM, blindfolds, bondage, angst, hurt/comfort
My Warnings:  Bottom!McCoy

Star Trek – Spock/Kirk

Spocky Spock Spock Spock.  I like Spock.  Probably because he reminds me a bit of Snape.  Heh.

Spock/Kirk

Anatomy by nishi_shinji
My Summary/Warnings:  kink meme, awkward situations; basically, Spock goes to McCoy after figuring out he is gay and asks for advice.

Bang a Gong by waketosleep
Summary:  The chronicles of the Sad Bastards Club (Enterprise Chapter).
Warnings:  Pon Farr, Romantic Comedy, Shenanigans, Abject Silliness, Mission Fic, Star Trek Big Bang Challenge
My Warnings:  Bottom!Spock, Bottom!Kirk (well, implied), frickin’ hilarious

Blood is the Life by penbrydd
Warnings: Dub-con, bloodplay
My Warnings: Bottom!Kirk, kinda uck if you’re not into this sort of thing, but oddly sensual too.

Both Hands On The Throttle by Ywain Penbrydd (penbrydd)
Summary:  Sometimes Spock throttles the hell out of his captain, but only when the captain really deserves it. But, what if Kirk’s pissing him off on purpose?
Warnings:  Smut, Breathplay, Kink Meme
My Warnings:  blow jobs, hand jobs

Cold and Wet by penbrydd
In response to this prompt:  jim and spock get caught in the rain.  freezing heavy rain, clinging clothes, drenched hair, and hotter-then-human vulcan skin.
Warnings:  Uh, smut? Vulcan hand!porn?
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kirk, blow jobs

Damaged Goods by Corpus Invictus
Summary/Prompt:  I wanna see a fic in which Spock has a congenital defect or deformity due to his hybrid genetics. Uhura is turned off by what ever it is and dumps Spock. Spock sulks and hates himself until Kirk comes in and saves the day with Epic Reassuring Love Makings. I want emotional depth and details about Spock’s problem and how he deals with it. I want SecretlySmart!Kirk being caring but not mushy.”

This took SO LONG to finish, I cannot even tell you. I really like Uhura so making her dump Spock over something this shallow was difficult, and then the prompt kind of ran away with me for a bit before I could get to the Epic Reassurance part of the prompt. I’m a little unsure of how this one turned out.
My Warnings:  Star Trek XI ‘verse, angsty, hand jobs

Destiny’s Bitch : Deleted Scene by mdevile
Summary: The missing scene after the second meld in Destiny’s Bitch
Warnings:  Mind Meld, orgasm delay/denial, smut
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk

It is not necessary to read the other fic in order to appreciate this one.

A Gentle Nudge by rhaegal
Summary:  A transporter malfunction takes Kirk and Spock to a parallel dimension in which their alternate selves act very oddly indeed.
Universe: TOS/Reboot crossover
A/N: Written for the KiScon 2011 zine. Inspired by a very old prompt at st_xi_kink: Kirk/Spock & Kirk Prime/Spock Prime, “Does he do that thing with his tongue?”
My Warnings:  mind meld sex thing *laugh*  They didn’t have penetrative sex, but it was a little unclear what exactly happened.  Hot though.  *nods*

“Huh.” So that was another thing Nero had to answer for; he’d deprived them of buttons.

In Tune by heeroluva
Summary:  Jim and Spock enjoy an active sex life despite Spock’s impotence.

Original prompt: “Normal” Sex… For a Vulcan: Spock might not be able to have an erection outside of Pon Farr, but he does feel pleasure normally and his fingers are much more sensitive anyway. Normal nightly sex for Jim and Spock has Kirk being fingered then fisted by his bondmate. This is not something new to them (i.e. most fisting fics) but part of their normal sex routine.

The Spock/Jim/Bones is implied to take place in the future.
Warnings:  Fisting, Sounding, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Sexual Dysfunction, Sex Toys, Dirty Talk, Alien Gender/Sexuality, Alien Biology, Explicit Language, Dom/Sub
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Kirk (clearly)

Not real sure if I see/agree with the dom/sub bit. Meh.

5+1:  I Wanna Hold Your Hand by penbrydd
Warnings: Language, implications
Notes: For a prompt on the crackmeme. Spock’s flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it’s enough to make the Ambassador’s entourage retch. I didn’t quite hit what the OP was asking for, but it’s probably good for a giggle.
My Warnings:  Oblivious!Kirk, cuteness, kissing!

Junkie by naroclie
Prompt: Kirk/Spock. On an away mission, Kirk gets drugged (not sex pollen, just… opiate type) and as Spock is rescuing his high ass, Kirk starts babbling about how Spock totally needs to fuck him and not to give him any of that Pon Farr bullshit (which this Kirk and frankly, no human should know about) because Kirk knows (via mindmeld flashback) that he totally can and he totally already has. Later, Spock confronts Kirk and makes him explain himself. Porn ensues.
Warnings: Drug-use, asphyxiation
My Warnings: Bottom!Kirk

Just Lie Back and Think Of The Federation by ifyouweremine
Summary:  “What are you doing?” said Kirk when Spock started taking off his shirt. (Aliens made them do it!)
Warnings: Fuck-or-die (sort of—but don’t worry, they end up liking it), snark, bottom!Spock, filthynastygood barebacking, wantonness

The Law of Definite Proportions by what_alchemy
Summary:  When captors take their clothes, Jim and Spock struggle with the revelation of Jim’s ambiguous genitalia.
Warnings: Underage (referencing the past), James T. Kirk/Spock, James T. Kirk/OMC, Spock/T’Pring, Spock/T’Pring/Stonn, Stonn/T’Pring, James T. Kirk, Spock, OMCs, T’Pring, Stonn (Star Trek), Double Penetration, Threesome – F/M/M, Gender Related, Intersexuality
My Warnings/Opinion:  Rimming, blow jobs, fingering, Bottom!Spock, anal, Bottom!Kirk, hermaphrodite

Le sigh. I wish authors would actually tag their works with the appropriate words. I mean, compare my tags to this author’s. Personally, I think mine make this a much more enticing fic.  Besides, the double penetration?  Two guys on a girl – so technically double penetration, but since they’re utilizing two holes, I don’t really count it the same way.  Meh.  I didn’t much like that part anyway.

Many Waters by what_alchemy
Summary: Four years after Spock left him, Jim is finally going to get an explanation.
Warnings:  Fisting, Pon Farr, break up (i.e. angst)
My Warnings/Opinion:  Shortest Pon Farr I’ve ever read in my life.  Bottom!Kirk, and a panic attack if I’m  not mistaken (in the beginning).  Okay, so the regular sexytimes stuff is kind of short and glossed over, but the fisting scene is totally awesome.

Need No Words by merkuria
Summary:  Spock finds a way to make Jim forget about bad things.
Warnings:  Breathplay, D/s
My Warnings:  blow jobs, hand jobs

Pissed and Pregnant by jade_dragoness
Summary:  Written for the prompt: Spock is fucking PISSED at Kirk – outright ‘if I didn’t love/respect you so damn much I would kill you DEAD’-pissed – and lets him know in a fit of epic vocal rage. Why? Because how is Spock supposed to do his duties when the captain somehow managed to impregnate his sterile ass?
My Warnings:  Friggin’ hilarious, mpreg, Bottom!Spock (well, implied anyway *snickers)

“Damn it, Jim. I‘m a doctor, not a human shield,” grumbled McCoy.

Poor Impulse Control by ximeria
Summary:  You can’t expect James T. Kirk to control himself 24-7
Warnings:  Porn Battle, Porn, Smut, blow jobs

A Series of Ill-Conceived Experiments by ginandironic
Summary:  Spock’s a mystery, and Jim’s the cat curiosity killed. Vulcan biology is weird.
Warnings:  First time
My Warnings/Opinion:  WIP, purring

Chapters 2 out of 3 are done and smut has not occurred yet! Hm, although I still like the fic, and so I suppose this proves that I’m not just a perv.

Shifts by K’Chaps
Summary: Kirk has trouble sharing.
Rating: NC-17 (I disagree)
My Warnings: Very new bond between Kirk and Spock, angst, self-doubt from Kirk.

Maybe when this was written originally, it could have been considered NC-17, but I’d rate it T now. Maybe a T+ at most (does that exist?).  Body parts are not mentioned, and things are kind of unclear during the so-called action parts.  I think they have sex?  Maybe?  If they did, I may have to add it to the Lube? What Lube? category. Otherwise it’s more along the lines of frottage/mutual masturbation/bond sex?

And yet, it’s sweet.  Nice.  I like it, despite the ambiguity of its action scenes.

Thorough by anonymous
Summary/prompt: Kirk/Spock – Spock fucked raw, sore and filled with Kirk’s come. With Kirk loving it. Rimming and fletching is a total plus as well.
Warnings:  Injury during sex, Pon Farr, Bottom!Spock

Overdone by anonymous
Summary:  Kind of sort of a sequel to another fic I posted recently called “Thorough”, in which Spock goes into Pon Farr and has wild, violent sex with Kirk and bottoms for the first time. Stands on its own, though.
Warnings:  mpreg (but not as annoying as most mpreg fics)

Wherein Kirk Swears That The ‘T’ Does Not Stand For Thickheaded by jade_dragoness
Summary:  Based on the prompt: Spock/Kirk, Spock enters Pon Farr while trapped somewhere with Kirk. Kirk is clueless.  Star Trek XI.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, Pon Farr, Bottom!Kirk, bonding

Het

I very seldom read fics where the authors has changed the gender of one of the main characters.  This next fic may be my only exception to that rule.

Believing Rumors by ArwendeImladris
Summary:  Jamie Kirk is 28, Starfleet’s youngest captain, in love with her first officer – and a virgin. But Spock chooses to believe the rumors of her promiscuity – until a planet that equates virginity with childhood shows him just how wrong he is.
My Warnings/Opinions:  First time, awkward situations *snickers*

This is the only Star Trek fic I have bookmarked on my fanfiction profile.

Lube? What Lube?

*headdesk*

Oh, because clearly lube isn’t necessary in anal sex . . . of course not.  Silly me.

Batman

Batman/Superman

More by Mithen
Summary: Bruce Wayne is kidnapped by Poison Ivy. Superman comes to the rescue.
Warnings: Sex pollen, captivity, bondage, first time
My Warnings/Opinion: It’d be better with lube. Bottom!Batman, blow job.

Criminal Minds

Hotch/Reid

A Gentle Thaw by ilovetvalot
Summary: Trapped in a snowstorm, can Aaron Hotchner and Spencer Reid find their way?
Warnings: SLASH THREESHOT
My Warnings/Opinion: blow jobs, Lube? What Lube?, Bottom!Reid

Okay, so they’re using lubricated condoms. Big whoop. I’ve used those. They aren’t enough. Besides, there was no stretching involved. Really, I expect better of this author.

Art Lovers HotchReid by Silver-Afrit
Summary: Reid and Hotch survey the clean up of their latest case in an art museum. Hotch decides to have some naughty fun in public.\n
My Warnings: Public sex (ish), Bottom!Reid, needs a beta (ish), Lube? What Lube?

I think it’s a safe bet that Silver-Afrit doesn’t understand the mechanics of anal sex . . . If only he/she were the only one. *sigh*

Camping is Refreshing by Silver-Afrit
Summary: Hotch, Reid, Morgan, and Gideon go camping. Hotch and Reid get lost in the woods and spend a rather interesting night in a cavern.
Warnings: Slash: One shot Lemon Slight spoilers for Hotchner.
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Reid, Lube? What lube?, first time

Most idiotic line: “Am I hurting you? You said you were ready.”  Of course he’s not ready, Hotch! No lube!!! Ack!

Harry Potter

Remus Lupin/Harry Potter

An Apple a Day by abstractconcept
Summary: Harry’s avoiding Potions and hoping to have an easy time hanging about with Remus. But then Harry discovers a dirty magazine and Remus accidentally touches a magical object designed to bring out the beast in anyone. And Remus has more beast than most. Can Harry handle it?
Warnings: AU, Chan, Rimming, Spanking, Biting, dub-con in a sex-pollen type scenario, dildo-play, Felching, Porn, Smut
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Harry, underage, Lube? What Lube?, first time, Teacher-Student

This fic . . . this fic has problems, but not the usual sort (i.e. grammar, spelling etc.). Either Harry is just really mentally off in this, or the author doesn’t understand how these things work.

Author has also apparently removed all of his/her stories from this archive.

Batman/Robin, Batman/Nightwing Slash

Everything else is here.  Really, I blame (thank?) Te for showing me what good fanfic looks like (and therefore giving me standards . . .).  BTW, if anyone is interested, here is Te’s smut manifesto.

Regarding Robin, I really only like Tim fics.  He’s a good kid, but he’s also not as compliant as Dick was (or seemed to be).  Of course, Dick showed them all what rebelling was all about and that counts for a lot, really.

Batman/Nightwing

Iconic by Te and Jack
Summary:  When Gotham gives you architecture like that, it must be used.
Ratings Note: NC-17.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Nightwing, Bottom!Batman (so hot!).  In my old tagging system, all I have other than what I’ve already written is: “Home run!”  Heh.  This is a good one.  Really good.  Top notch.

Batman/Robin (Tim)

A mean arithmetic by Te
Summary: Tim is an analytical sort. Bruce is an interesting subject.
Ratings Note/Warnings: NC-17. Content some readers may find disturbing.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, hand jobs

The Air, You Breathe by Te
Summary:  Batman and Robin vs. The Terrible Slash Cliché!
Ratings Note: NC-17. Content some readers may find disturbing.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Robin (Tim), Sex Pollen, dub-con (sort of), first time, hand jobs, rimming, drugged (kind of goes with the bit about the sex pollen), chan (I think, since I’m not real sure how old Tim is here), begging, sex on hood of the Batmobile (whoo!).

Like I said, I don’t really care if it’s chan–especially if they’re both drugged and Tim is a teenager.

But yet so irresistible by Te
Summary:  Bruce and Tim bond.
Ratings Note/Warnings: NC-17. Contains content some readers may find disturbing.
My Warnings/Opinion: foreplay, hand jobs, blow jobs

For a long time, I had this one tagged in my bookmarks with these words:  “Best one.”  I’ll let you make your own opinions though.

Doesn’t Let Go by Jane St Clair
Summary:  There’s blood everywhere, and Tim won’t let go of him.
Warnings: Underage, hurt/comfort
My Warnings/Opinion: It’s rated as Explicit, but I think the author could move it down to Mature. Frottage. I really like this one, despite a few issues (like Batman’s wearing some of his armor, and then he’s miraculously naked?).  Trauma aftermath.

Something greater to catch by Te
Summary: It’s thrilling and terrifying and strange, and there is no comfort in familiarity.
Ratings Note/Warnings: NC-17. Contains content some readers may find disturbing.
Warnings: Chan, Bottom!Robin (Tim)

Teeth by Te
Summary: Negotiation is an art form, and a game.
Ratings Note/Warnings: NC-17. Content some readers may find disturbing.
My Warnings:  chanish, first time, Bottom!Robin (Tim), anal