Everything Else
Stuff that I can’t seem to classify. Maybe it’s just masturbation, maybe it’s from a fandom that I don’t have anything else of. *ahem* I don’t know. It’s weird. This is my life. Here we are.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Charlie Bucket/Willy Wonka
Tastes Like Candy by jmtorres
Summary: The maturity gap makes up for the age gap.
Warnings: cross-generational relationship
My Warnings/Opinion: Blow job, underage. I think it’ll surprise you a bit.
Criminal Minds
Hotchner, Rossi, Gideon, Max Ryan, Katie Cole
Both Ends of the Rope by bessemerprocess
Summary: At the end of a bad case, the old school BSU team releases a little tension.
Warnings: Team orgy, alcohol
My Warnings: oral, hand jobs
Reid/Map
Destination Temptation by Amy494walker
Summary: It was simply too much temptation for any single man to deny. Un-beta’d.
My Warnings: Smut with an inanimate object, frottage, needs a beta to give it once over.
Emily, Hotch, Jack Hotchner, Morgan/Reid
Jack, at Least, Has Manners by bookgodess15
Summary: Jack wanders around the BAU, but always says excuse me.
Warnings: Humor. Cuteness. It’s hot chocolate for these cold, free-time-barren times. Written in about an hour, so typos are probably rank.
George Foyet, Aaron Hotchner, Haley Hotchner, Jack Hotchner (briefly)
If you were gay . . . by ROSSELLA1
Summary: Hotch tries to stall Foyet during “100”.
My Opinion: I am amused.
George Foyet, Penelope Garcia, Derek Morgan, Aaron Hotchner, Spencer Reid, John Blackwolf, Megan Kane
The Many Deaths of George Foyet by ROSSELLA1
Summary: A bunch of oneshots where Foyet dies.
My Warnings: Violence (and humor)
Hotchner, Garcia
Morning Meeting by tbird1965
Summary: Hotch accidentally leaves his laptop on. Will Garcia watch as he handles a morning situation?
Warnings: Rated M for mature. All smut.
My Warnings: Accidental voyeurism, masturbation . . . I love Garcia.
Unfortunately, this story was originally found on ff.net and it is no longer listed there. So I did some digging and found it on The Writer’s Coffee Shop, but they require an account to view their stuff. 😦 Luckily it’s not a lengthy process.
Rossi, Hotch, JJ, Emily, Reid, Morgan
Teen Spirit by LoveChilde
Summary: They’ve learned to expect the unexpected, but this was something new. When an unexpected twist leaves only Agent Rossi above the legal driving age, the team races against time to solve the case and restore their old(er) selves. Gen, case fic, no pairings, supernatural overtones
Warnings: Case fic, kid fic, supernatural elements
My Warnings/Opinion: deaging
Not your typical CM fic, but it’s a fun idea, even if it is a WIP!
Length: 40K, WIP
Harry Potter
Harry Potter
Crumbling Land by Koanju and Saeva
Summary: So that’s what it felt like to die. It didn’t feel much different than his normal life.
Warnings: Erotic Asphyxiation.
My Warnings/Opinion: Creepy. Serial killer Harry.
Length: 1.5K, one-shot
Harry Potter/Scorpius Malfoy
Under Pressure by snarkyscorp
Summary: It was getting to the point that Harry could smell him coming. From halfway down the hall at least, Harry could smell the familiar scent of shame and saltwater tears. It pricked his nerves, erected the hair on his arms and at the back of his neck and tightened something low and disgusting in his gut like a bolt.
Warnings: Submission, Dominance, informal D/s, Spanking, Rimming, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Forced Feminization
My Warnings/Opinion: Dacryphilia, Bottom!Scorpius
Draco Malfoy
Ensnared by RaeWhit
Summary: Draco Malfoy in the dungeons with Devil’s Snare…wanking, of course.
Warnings: auto-erotic asphyxiation, object penetration, PWP
Draco Malfoy/Fenrir Greyback
Here Be Monsters by Leela
Summary: After Dumbledore’s death, Draco needs the kind of comfort only someone like Greyback can offer.
Warnings: Consensual, rough sex, outdoor sex
My Warnings: ALMOST dub con, bottom!Draco, spit, first time, slash
Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter
Four and counting by Laume
Summary: KIDFIC! A few years after the war ends, Snape has a little mishap. Dumbledore, in all his wisdom, comes up with an Awfully Bad Idea.
My Warnings: Deaged Severus, Grandpa Albus, and Uncle Harry – the OTHER boy from the cupboard
Length: 15K, WIP
Gellert Grindelwald/Albus Dumbledore
Turnabout [Part 1] by penbrydd
Warnings: 19th century dialect, smut, surprise buttsecks
My Warnings/Opinion: I do hope he continues this story. The language isn’t too hard to understand either. Fingering, Frigging? Handjob. WIP
Thestrals
Bad Omen by rane_ab
Summary: A drabble; G, gen, Thestral’s POV
Severus Snape
The Unhappy Horseman of Sleepy Hogwarts by Murasaki99
Summary: So it’s another minor accident in Potions Class. These things happen to even the best Potions Masters, right?
My Warning: Accidental transformation
House
House/Chase
Not of Sound Mind by Aris Merquoni (ArisTGD)
Summary: Chase gets House to help him explore the mental and physical relationship between less-than-safe medical practices and sex.
Warnings: Sounding, medical kink, risk aware consensual kink
My Opinion: I think this fic gave me a new kink.
NCIS
DiNozzo/Director Vance
Better Off Floating by kaylashay81
Summary: While Tony may not remember all the women he had been with over the years, he remembered every single man.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, public sex (is sex in a public bathroom considered public? lol), Bottom!Vance
DiNozzo, Fornell
Situations by water_soter
My Summary: Tony and Fornell are stuck someplace they can’t get out of. *snickers*
My Warnings: Awkward situations. Possibly injured Tony. Couldn’t really tell for sure.
Oz (HBO)
Beecher/Keller
The Rules by dustandroses
Summary: What else is there to do when you’re in Lockdown?
Warnings: Voyeurism, Power Play, Orgasm Denial
Star Trek (2009)
Spock, Kirk, McCoy (in a lesser fashion), and some random ship cats
The 80/20 Theory as Applied to Cats on the Bed by lazulisong
Series: Star Trek XI
Rating/Warnings: Do not allow Meg to write fic while under the influence of sleep deprivation. Do not fold, wrinkle, spindle or mutilate. Do not read if you are offended by jokes about Spock’s rapidly waning dignity. Do not attempt to share a twin bed with a border collie and a kitten who is gay for the dog. Bones is a big fat potty mouth.
Disclaimer: Yeah, no. Also no tribbles were harmed in the making of this fic, although Spock’s dignity may never be the same.
My Warnings: Author claims this is K/S pre-slash, and I suppose it is . . . but I’m shoving it in Everything Else (and maybe Gen), because this is almost more hurt/comfort than anything else. And funny. Did I mention that?
Spock
Cinnamon and Sugar by penbrydd
From this prompt:
This can be crack or not, I just want some lulz at Spock’s expense. (I do love him honestly…) Cinnamon or chocolate is a Vulcan aphrodisiac. The replicators on the Enterprise malfunction, and everything has cinnamon/chocolate on/in it! Have fun with it.
Warnings: Wanking, alien peen, self-injury
Notes: This was supposed to be funny. OP asked for Spock + aphrodisiac. I … uh … yeah. This went some darkly kinky places.
My Warnings: Quasi-sounding, if I’m reading this correctly (minus the sounding equipment). Aphrodisiac induced wanking. Almost like sex pollen in a way, except solo.
Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Scotty, various other crew members
Complications in the Head by penbrydd
From this prompt:
I’m trans, so I have to think about which bathroom is safe to use. This got me thinking… are bathrooms still separated by gender on the Enterprise, or has Starfleet moved past that requirement? Are bathrooms separated by species? Separated by both species *and* gender?
Anon can take the prompt in any direction, but I’d especially love to see some crew interactions in restrooms designated as open to all species and genders. People running into their crushes in the bathroom, people curious about alien genitalia but trying not to be creepy and look, graffiti written on the bathroom stalls, &c. 5+1 format might work, up to Anon!
Warnings: Alien peen, inappropriate use of a bathroom
Kirk/Spock
Pushing It by shinychimera
Summary: What was really going on with Kirk when Spock was throttling him on the bridge? Is there room for erotic asphyxiation during a crisis?
Warnings: Breathplay, Canon-Typical Violence, 100-1000 words
My Warnings: This is almost, almost, almost dub-con, except it’s not . . . mostly. *laugh*
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Picard/Q
Need by “Make me forget who I am,” Q whispers to him, hoarsely, his arms pulling Picard to him as if Picard is a talisman, the only shield he has against the horrors of mortality. “Make me forget I was ever anything other than this.”
My Warnings: Bottom!Q, Vulnerable Q, Powerless Q
Star Trek: The Next Generation – Star Wars Prequel Crossover
Picard/Q, Picard/Qui-Gon Jinn
Misunderstandings, Healing, and Gifts by Merfilly
Summary: A crossover between the two epic space operas, with a lot of PWP in there.
Warnings: Crossover, broken trust, Healing Sex, Blow Job, Anal Sex
My Warnings/Opinion: non-con (in a rather vague precursory sense), bottom!Picard, meddling gods
I’m naturally a bit wary of crossovers, as most intelligent readers ought to be. However, this one is rather seamless in transitioning between the two worlds (a fairly impressive feat, considering).
Whose Line Is It Anyway?
Ryan/Colin
Showstopper by Rushlight
Summary: The Whose Line episode you’ll never see.
My Opinion: I wasn’t actually aware that one could write Whose Line fanfiction.
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