Under 1k Faves (Part 1)

While strolling through my faves, I found a number of fics that ran fewer than 1000 words. As mentioned before, this is me going through my favorites list(s), so this could run a while. I do suspect that most of these will be slash. *cackles and cracks knuckles*

Unlike my completed fics of 35k+, these are being pulled from the BACK of my favorites list. Page 50 through 41.

Criminal Minds ‘verse

On the Dotted Line by writing2death
Summary: “What are you doing?” Reid smiles against his neck, “I’m tracing my name,” he says.
Warnings:
Pairings: Aaron Hotchner/Spencer Reid
Rating: Teen and Up
Length: 291

Pleasure Toy by lovetheboys (This one requires an AO3 account)
Summary: Request: Emily/JJ – Handcuffs and a strap-on, anyway you please.
Warnings: Femslash
Pairings: JJ Jareau/Emily Prentiss
Rating: Explicit
Length: 932

The Unprofessionals by Kirsten
Summary: He’s never felt more unprofessional in his life.
Warnings: Gags, Dom/Sub, Orgasm Delay/Denial
Pairings: Aaron Hotchner/David Rossi
Rating: Explicit
Length: 687

Harry Potter ‘verse

The Frog Prince by busaikko
Summary: “Ribbit,” Severus said impatiently.
Warnings: Animal Transformation, Double Drabble, Crack
My Warnings: Snupin, fluff
Pairings: Remus Lupin/Severus Snape
Rating: General
Length: 200

Our Little Secret by This Girl Is (non_sequential)
Summary: Slughorn has more reasons than the obvious to fear being captured by the Death Eaters, or sharing a certain memory.
Warnings: Underage Sex, Teacher-Student Relationship
My Warnings: Blowjobs
Pairings: Tom Riddle/Horace Slughorn
Rating: Teen and Up
Length: 462

Ring of Fire by Ellen Smithee (ellensmithee)
Summary: Teh healing buttsecks – literally.
Warnings: Dialogue-Only, Healing Sex
Pairings: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Rating: Explicit
Length: 719

NCIS ‘verse

I’m Only Sleeping by georgiesmith
Summary: Drabble Prompt: TV Tropes – Only One Bed
My Warnings: implied Gibbs wants (Tony doesn’t/isn’t aware)
Pairings: Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: General
Length: 100

Sanctum Sanctorum by karaokegal
Summary: N/A
Warnings: Drabble, Slash, Humor
Pairings: Jethro Gibbs/Tobias Fornell
Rating: Teen and Up
Length: 100

show me yours & I’ll show you mine by coffeesuperhero
Summary: N/A
Warnings: Femslash
My Warnings: Drunk Sex, Fingering
Pairings: Abby/Caitlin
Rating: Mature
Length: 536

Wake Up Call by Webbgirl
Summary: Tony gives Gibbs a wake up call he won’t forget.
Warnings: Smut
My Warning: blow job
Pairings: Anthony DiNozzo/Jethro Gibbs
Rating: Explicit
Length: 867

Stargate SG-1 ‘verse

Walls Have Ears by jdjunkie
Summary: People are having sex, Daniel’s fascinated, Jack wants to sleep.
Warnings:
Pairings: Daniel Jackson/Jack O’Neill
Rating: Explicit
Length: 986

Star Trek ‘verse

A Sense of Smell by syredronning
Summary: Body fluids and D/s.
Warnings: Urine Mirror Universe Dom/sub
Pairings: Leonard McCoy/Spock
Rating: Explicit
Length: 462

Before I Go by walkthegale
Summary: For the prompt “Beverly Crusher/Kate Pulaski; before I go.” on cosmic_llin’s Trek Femslash Comment Ficathon.
Warnings: Femslash, Female Characters, Drunk Sex, Drunkenness, Goodbyes
Pairings: Beverly Crusher/Katherine Pulaski
Rating: Teen and Up
Length: 594

Fuse by Saucery
Summary: This is how it happens.
Warnings: Pon Farr, First Time, Telepathy, Pre-Slash, Restraint, Control Issues
Pairings: James T. Kirk/Spock
Rating: Mature
Length: 307

Need by Alara J Rogers
Summary: “Make me forget who I am,” Q whispers to him, hoarsely, his arms pulling Picard to him as if Picard is a talisman, the only shield he has against the horrors of mortality. “Make me forget I was ever anything other than this.”
Warnings: Q as human
My Warnings: bottom!Q, vulnerable Q
Pairings: Jean-Luc Picard/Q
Rating: Mature
Length: 945

Please, Bones by whiteraven1606
Summary: Written for a prompt at a LiveJournal community st_xi_kink_meme. Prompt was: “Kirk/McCoy- sounding. I’ll take it however you want to throw it my way, but if I can be a little particular, what I’d really love is either McCoy in charge doing the penetration while they’re in the med-bay (and maybe some anal penetration with other medical tools) OR if you want to go the other way, have him in charge (lightly restrained) talking Kirk through what to do (who’s never done it before and is skeptical/a little nervous, but since McCoy seems to be so into it he’s willing to give it a try and finds seeing McCoy like that hotter than he thought he would). Come on anon, let’s put the kink back in Kink Meme!”
Warnings: Sounding, Vibrator
Pairings: James T. Kirk/Leonard McCoy
Rating: Explicit
Length: 745

Salt & Lime by mrasaki
Summary: For the prompt, “Body shots!”
Warnings: Drunk Sex (minus the sex)
Pairings: James T. Kirk/Leonard McCoy
Rating: Mature
Length: 922

Variable by viklikesfic (v_angelique)
Summary: N/A
Warnings: Pon Farr, Kink Meme
My Warnings: Bottom!Spock
Pairings: Leonard McCoy/Spock
Rating: Explicit
Length: 678

Why Kirk and Spock Are Emotionally Compatible

Why Kirk and Spock are Emotionally Compatible: An Essay on Tetrachromacy by Saucery
Summary:  Why hold an interminable meeting in a room where you could be having an orgy?
Warnings:  Essays, Psychoanalysis, Sexual Tension, Psychology, Emotional Baggage, Compatibility, Sexualized Violence, Asphyxiation, Slash, Repression, Hedonism, Slut vs. Prude, Repression vs. Hedonism, Their Love Is So, Mindbreak, Squee, GIF-Assisted Squeeage, Fannish Swan Song, Character Study
My Warnings:  Not a fic, but still entertaining.  *grins*  Why else would I link it if I didn’t like it?

Star Trek Threesomes

Kirk/Spock, Kirk/Spock/McCoy

Running With Scissors Part 1, Part 2 by mrasaki
Warnings: A tablespoon of snark, a teaspoon of schmoop, two cups of porn, mix well. Add crack to taste. Some eyebrow-arguing may be involved.
My Warnings:  Bottom!McCoy, blow jobs (wow, are there ever blow jobs), sick!McCoy (a bit), liberal use of references from other fandoms, amusing, established relationship (Kirk/Spock), threesome

Reaper!McCoy/Spock, Reaper!McCoy/Spock/Kirk

Evidence Required by whiteraven1606
Summary:  Written for the ST XI Kink Meme for a prompt that wanted Reaper!Bones/Spock.  Updated to fill more prompts for Reaper!Bones (now develops into Reaper!Bones/Spock/Kirk in chapter three).
Warnings: Reaper!Leonard McCoy, Spock, James T. Kirk, Christine Chapel, Nyota Uhura, Slash, Biting, Marking, Rough Sex, Fingerfucking, Possessive Behavior, Double Penetration
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Spock, Bottom!Kirk, threesome

It is not necessary to know what it means by Reaper!Bones.  The story pretty well explains itself in that regards.

Chekov/Sulu, Kirk/McCoy/Chekov

Writ Large – The one with the Brindmolian sex-venom by rivers_bend
Summary: Your basic sex-pollen fuck-or-die scenario in which Kirk and Bones are good enough to lend a helping hand or two.
Warnings: “sex-pollen”, double penetration, toys, bottom!Chekov
My Warnings/Opinion: Wow. Oh and a blow job. Finger fucking too.

Everything Else

Stuff that I can’t seem to classify. Maybe it’s just masturbation, maybe it’s from a fandom that I don’t have anything else of. *ahem* I don’t know. It’s weird. This is my life. Here we are.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Charlie Bucket/Willy Wonka

Tastes Like Candy by jmtorres
Summary:  The maturity gap makes up for the age gap.
Warnings:  cross-generational relationship
My Warnings/Opinion:  Blow job, underage.  I think it’ll surprise you a bit.

Criminal Minds

Hotchner, Rossi, Gideon, Max Ryan, Katie Cole

Both Ends of the Rope by bessemerprocess
Summary:  At the end of a bad case, the old school BSU team releases a little tension.
Warnings:  Team orgy, alcohol
My Warnings:  oral, hand jobs

Reid/Map

Destination Temptation by Amy494walker
Summary: It was simply too much temptation for any single man to deny. Un-beta’d.
My Warnings: Smut with an inanimate object, frottage, needs a beta to give it once over.

Emily, Hotch, Jack Hotchner, Morgan/Reid

Jack, at Least, Has Manners by bookgodess15
Summary: Jack wanders around the BAU, but always says excuse me.
Warnings: Humor. Cuteness. It’s hot chocolate for these cold, free-time-barren times. Written in about an hour, so typos are probably rank.

George Foyet, Aaron Hotchner, Haley Hotchner, Jack Hotchner (briefly)

If you were gay . . . by ROSSELLA1
Summary:  Hotch tries to stall Foyet during “100”.
My Opinion: I am amused.

George Foyet, Penelope Garcia, Derek Morgan, Aaron Hotchner, Spencer Reid, John Blackwolf, Megan Kane

The Many Deaths of George Foyet by ROSSELLA1
Summary: A bunch of oneshots where Foyet dies.
My Warnings: Violence (and humor)

Hotchner, Garcia

Morning Meeting by tbird1965
Summary:  Hotch accidentally leaves his laptop on. Will Garcia watch as he handles a morning situation?
Warnings:  Rated M for mature. All smut.
My Warnings:  Accidental voyeurism, masturbation . . . I love Garcia.

Unfortunately, this story was originally found on ff.net and it is no longer listed there. So I did some digging and found it on The Writer’s Coffee Shop, but they require an account to view their stuff. 😦 Luckily it’s not a lengthy process.

Rossi, Hotch, JJ, Emily, Reid, Morgan

Teen Spirit by LoveChilde
Summary: They’ve learned to expect the unexpected, but this was something new. When an unexpected twist leaves only Agent Rossi above the legal driving age, the team races against time to solve the case and restore their old(er) selves. Gen, case fic, no pairings, supernatural overtones
Warnings:  Case fic, kid fic, supernatural elements
My Warnings/Opinion:  deaging

Not your typical CM fic, but it’s a fun idea, even if it is a WIP!
Length:  40K, WIP

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Crumbling Land by Koanju and Saeva
Summary:  So that’s what it felt like to die. It didn’t feel much different than his normal life.
Warnings:  Erotic Asphyxiation.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Creepy. Serial killer Harry.
Length:  1.5K, one-shot

Harry Potter/Scorpius Malfoy

Under Pressure by snarkyscorp
Summary: It was getting to the point that Harry could smell him coming. From halfway down the hall at least, Harry could smell the familiar scent of shame and saltwater tears. It pricked his nerves, erected the hair on his arms and at the back of his neck and tightened something low and disgusting in his gut like a bolt.
Warnings: Submission, Dominance, informal D/s, Spanking, Rimming, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Forced Feminization
My Warnings/Opinion: Dacryphilia, Bottom!Scorpius

Draco Malfoy

Ensnared by RaeWhit
Summary:  Draco Malfoy in the dungeons with Devil’s Snare…wanking, of course.
Warnings:  auto-erotic asphyxiation, object penetration, PWP

Draco Malfoy/Fenrir Greyback

Here Be Monsters by Leela
Summary: After Dumbledore’s death, Draco needs the kind of comfort only someone like Greyback can offer.
Warnings: Consensual, rough sex, outdoor sex
My Warnings: ALMOST dub con, bottom!Draco, spit, first time, slash

Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter

Four and counting by Laume
Summary:  KIDFIC! A few years after the war ends, Snape has a little mishap. Dumbledore, in all his wisdom, comes up with an Awfully Bad Idea.
My Warnings:  Deaged Severus, Grandpa Albus, and Uncle Harry – the OTHER boy from the cupboard
Length:  15K, WIP

Gellert Grindelwald/Albus Dumbledore

Turnabout [Part 1] by penbrydd
Warnings: 19th century dialect, smut, surprise buttsecks
My Warnings/Opinion: I do hope he continues this story. The language isn’t too hard to understand either.  Fingering, Frigging? Handjob.  WIP

Thestrals

Bad Omen by rane_ab
Summary:  A drabble; G, gen, Thestral’s POV

Severus Snape

The Unhappy Horseman of Sleepy Hogwarts by Murasaki99
Summary:  So it’s another minor accident in Potions Class. These things happen to even the best Potions Masters, right?
My Warning:  Accidental transformation

House

House/Chase

Not of Sound Mind by Aris Merquoni (ArisTGD)
Summary:  Chase gets House to help him explore the mental and physical relationship between less-than-safe medical practices and sex.
Warnings:  Sounding, medical kink, risk aware consensual kink
My Opinion:  I think this fic gave me a new kink.

NCIS

DiNozzo/Director Vance

Better Off Floating by kaylashay81
Summary:  While Tony may not remember all the women he had been with over the years, he remembered every single man.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, public sex (is sex in a public bathroom considered public? lol), Bottom!Vance

DiNozzo, Fornell

Situations by water_soter
My Summary: Tony and Fornell are stuck someplace they can’t get out of. *snickers*
My Warnings: Awkward situations.  Possibly injured Tony.  Couldn’t really tell for sure.

Oz (HBO)

Beecher/Keller

The Rules by dustandroses
Summary:  What else is there to do when you’re in Lockdown?
Warnings: Voyeurism, Power Play, Orgasm Denial

Star Trek (2009)

Spock, Kirk, McCoy (in a lesser fashion), and some random ship cats

The 80/20 Theory as Applied to Cats on the Bed by lazulisong
Series:  Star Trek XI
Rating/Warnings: Do not allow Meg to write fic while under the influence of sleep deprivation. Do not fold, wrinkle, spindle or mutilate. Do not read if you are offended by jokes about Spock’s rapidly waning dignity. Do not attempt to share a twin bed with a border collie and a kitten who is gay for the dog. Bones is a big fat potty mouth.
Disclaimer: Yeah, no. Also no tribbles were harmed in the making of this fic, although Spock’s dignity may never be the same.
My Warnings:  Author claims this is K/S pre-slash, and I suppose it is . . . but I’m shoving it in Everything Else (and maybe Gen), because this is almost more hurt/comfort than anything else.  And funny.  Did I mention that?

Spock

Cinnamon and Sugar by penbrydd
From this prompt:
This can be crack or not, I just want some lulz at Spock’s expense. (I do love him honestly…)  Cinnamon or chocolate is a Vulcan aphrodisiac. The replicators on the Enterprise malfunction, and everything has cinnamon/chocolate on/in it! Have fun with it.
Warnings:  Wanking, alien peen, self-injury
Notes: This was supposed to be funny. OP asked for Spock + aphrodisiac. I … uh … yeah. This went some darkly kinky places.
My Warnings:  Quasi-sounding, if I’m reading this correctly (minus the sounding equipment).  Aphrodisiac induced wanking.  Almost like sex pollen in a way, except solo.

Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Scotty, various other crew members

Complications in the Head by penbrydd
From this prompt:
I’m trans, so I have to think about which bathroom is safe to use. This got me thinking… are bathrooms still separated by gender on the Enterprise, or has Starfleet moved past that requirement? Are bathrooms separated by species? Separated by both species *and* gender?

Anon can take the prompt in any direction, but I’d especially love to see some crew interactions in restrooms designated as open to all species and genders. People running into their crushes in the bathroom, people curious about alien genitalia but trying not to be creepy and look, graffiti written on the bathroom stalls, &c. 5+1 format might work, up to Anon!
Warnings: Alien peen, inappropriate use of a bathroom

Kirk/Spock

Pushing It by shinychimera
Summary:  What was really going on with Kirk when Spock was throttling him on the bridge? Is there room for erotic asphyxiation during a crisis?
Warnings:  Breathplay, Canon-Typical Violence, 100-1000 words
My Warnings:  This is almost, almost, almost dub-con, except it’s not . . . mostly.  *laugh*

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Picard/Q

Need by Alara J Rogers (AlaraJRogers)
Summary:  “Make me forget who I am,” Q whispers to him, hoarsely, his arms pulling Picard to him as if Picard is a talisman, the only shield he has against the horrors of mortality. “Make me forget I was ever anything other than this.”
My Warnings:  Bottom!Q, Vulnerable Q, Powerless Q

Star Trek: The Next Generation – Star Wars Prequel Crossover

Picard/Q, Picard/Qui-Gon Jinn

Misunderstandings, Healing, and Gifts by Merfilly
Summary:  A crossover between the two epic space operas, with a lot of PWP in there.
Warnings:  Crossover, broken trust, Healing Sex, Blow Job, Anal Sex
My Warnings/Opinion:  non-con (in a rather vague precursory sense), bottom!Picard, meddling gods

I’m naturally a bit wary of crossovers, as most intelligent readers ought to be.  However, this one is rather seamless in transitioning between the two worlds (a fairly impressive feat, considering).

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Ryan/Colin

Showstopper by Rushlight
Summary:  The Whose Line episode you’ll never see.
My Opinion:  I wasn’t actually aware that one could write Whose Line fanfiction.

Star Trek – Spock/Kirk

Spocky Spock Spock Spock.  I like Spock.  Probably because he reminds me a bit of Snape.  Heh.

Spock/Kirk

Anatomy by nishi_shinji
My Summary/Warnings:  kink meme, awkward situations; basically, Spock goes to McCoy after figuring out he is gay and asks for advice.

Bang a Gong by waketosleep
Summary:  The chronicles of the Sad Bastards Club (Enterprise Chapter).
Warnings:  Pon Farr, Romantic Comedy, Shenanigans, Abject Silliness, Mission Fic, Star Trek Big Bang Challenge
My Warnings:  Bottom!Spock, Bottom!Kirk (well, implied), frickin’ hilarious

Blood is the Life by penbrydd
Warnings: Dub-con, bloodplay
My Warnings: Bottom!Kirk, kinda uck if you’re not into this sort of thing, but oddly sensual too.

Both Hands On The Throttle by Ywain Penbrydd (penbrydd)
Summary:  Sometimes Spock throttles the hell out of his captain, but only when the captain really deserves it. But, what if Kirk’s pissing him off on purpose?
Warnings:  Smut, Breathplay, Kink Meme
My Warnings:  blow jobs, hand jobs

Cold and Wet by penbrydd
In response to this prompt:  jim and spock get caught in the rain.  freezing heavy rain, clinging clothes, drenched hair, and hotter-then-human vulcan skin.
Warnings:  Uh, smut? Vulcan hand!porn?
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kirk, blow jobs

Damaged Goods by Corpus Invictus
Summary/Prompt:  I wanna see a fic in which Spock has a congenital defect or deformity due to his hybrid genetics. Uhura is turned off by what ever it is and dumps Spock. Spock sulks and hates himself until Kirk comes in and saves the day with Epic Reassuring Love Makings. I want emotional depth and details about Spock’s problem and how he deals with it. I want SecretlySmart!Kirk being caring but not mushy.”

This took SO LONG to finish, I cannot even tell you. I really like Uhura so making her dump Spock over something this shallow was difficult, and then the prompt kind of ran away with me for a bit before I could get to the Epic Reassurance part of the prompt. I’m a little unsure of how this one turned out.
My Warnings:  Star Trek XI ‘verse, angsty, hand jobs

Destiny’s Bitch : Deleted Scene by mdevile
Summary: The missing scene after the second meld in Destiny’s Bitch
Warnings:  Mind Meld, orgasm delay/denial, smut
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk

It is not necessary to read the other fic in order to appreciate this one.

A Gentle Nudge by rhaegal
Summary:  A transporter malfunction takes Kirk and Spock to a parallel dimension in which their alternate selves act very oddly indeed.
Universe: TOS/Reboot crossover
A/N: Written for the KiScon 2011 zine. Inspired by a very old prompt at st_xi_kink: Kirk/Spock & Kirk Prime/Spock Prime, “Does he do that thing with his tongue?”
My Warnings:  mind meld sex thing *laugh*  They didn’t have penetrative sex, but it was a little unclear what exactly happened.  Hot though.  *nods*

“Huh.” So that was another thing Nero had to answer for; he’d deprived them of buttons.

In Tune by heeroluva
Summary:  Jim and Spock enjoy an active sex life despite Spock’s impotence.

Original prompt: “Normal” Sex… For a Vulcan: Spock might not be able to have an erection outside of Pon Farr, but he does feel pleasure normally and his fingers are much more sensitive anyway. Normal nightly sex for Jim and Spock has Kirk being fingered then fisted by his bondmate. This is not something new to them (i.e. most fisting fics) but part of their normal sex routine.

The Spock/Jim/Bones is implied to take place in the future.
Warnings:  Fisting, Sounding, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Sexual Dysfunction, Sex Toys, Dirty Talk, Alien Gender/Sexuality, Alien Biology, Explicit Language, Dom/Sub
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Kirk (clearly)

Not real sure if I see/agree with the dom/sub bit. Meh.

5+1:  I Wanna Hold Your Hand by penbrydd
Warnings: Language, implications
Notes: For a prompt on the crackmeme. Spock’s flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it’s enough to make the Ambassador’s entourage retch. I didn’t quite hit what the OP was asking for, but it’s probably good for a giggle.
My Warnings:  Oblivious!Kirk, cuteness, kissing!

Junkie by naroclie
Prompt: Kirk/Spock. On an away mission, Kirk gets drugged (not sex pollen, just… opiate type) and as Spock is rescuing his high ass, Kirk starts babbling about how Spock totally needs to fuck him and not to give him any of that Pon Farr bullshit (which this Kirk and frankly, no human should know about) because Kirk knows (via mindmeld flashback) that he totally can and he totally already has. Later, Spock confronts Kirk and makes him explain himself. Porn ensues.
Warnings: Drug-use, asphyxiation
My Warnings: Bottom!Kirk

Just Lie Back and Think Of The Federation by ifyouweremine
Summary:  “What are you doing?” said Kirk when Spock started taking off his shirt. (Aliens made them do it!)
Warnings: Fuck-or-die (sort of—but don’t worry, they end up liking it), snark, bottom!Spock, filthynastygood barebacking, wantonness

The Law of Definite Proportions by what_alchemy
Summary:  When captors take their clothes, Jim and Spock struggle with the revelation of Jim’s ambiguous genitalia.
Warnings: Underage (referencing the past), James T. Kirk/Spock, James T. Kirk/OMC, Spock/T’Pring, Spock/T’Pring/Stonn, Stonn/T’Pring, James T. Kirk, Spock, OMCs, T’Pring, Stonn (Star Trek), Double Penetration, Threesome – F/M/M, Gender Related, Intersexuality
My Warnings/Opinion:  Rimming, blow jobs, fingering, Bottom!Spock, anal, Bottom!Kirk, hermaphrodite

Le sigh. I wish authors would actually tag their works with the appropriate words. I mean, compare my tags to this author’s. Personally, I think mine make this a much more enticing fic.  Besides, the double penetration?  Two guys on a girl – so technically double penetration, but since they’re utilizing two holes, I don’t really count it the same way.  Meh.  I didn’t much like that part anyway.

Many Waters by what_alchemy
Summary: Four years after Spock left him, Jim is finally going to get an explanation.
Warnings:  Fisting, Pon Farr, break up (i.e. angst)
My Warnings/Opinion:  Shortest Pon Farr I’ve ever read in my life.  Bottom!Kirk, and a panic attack if I’m  not mistaken (in the beginning).  Okay, so the regular sexytimes stuff is kind of short and glossed over, but the fisting scene is totally awesome.

Need No Words by merkuria
Summary:  Spock finds a way to make Jim forget about bad things.
Warnings:  Breathplay, D/s
My Warnings:  blow jobs, hand jobs

Pissed and Pregnant by jade_dragoness
Summary:  Written for the prompt: Spock is fucking PISSED at Kirk – outright ‘if I didn’t love/respect you so damn much I would kill you DEAD’-pissed – and lets him know in a fit of epic vocal rage. Why? Because how is Spock supposed to do his duties when the captain somehow managed to impregnate his sterile ass?
My Warnings:  Friggin’ hilarious, mpreg, Bottom!Spock (well, implied anyway *snickers)

“Damn it, Jim. I‘m a doctor, not a human shield,” grumbled McCoy.

Poor Impulse Control by ximeria
Summary:  You can’t expect James T. Kirk to control himself 24-7
Warnings:  Porn Battle, Porn, Smut, blow jobs

A Series of Ill-Conceived Experiments by ginandironic
Summary:  Spock’s a mystery, and Jim’s the cat curiosity killed. Vulcan biology is weird.
Warnings:  First time
My Warnings/Opinion:  WIP, purring

Chapters 2 out of 3 are done and smut has not occurred yet! Hm, although I still like the fic, and so I suppose this proves that I’m not just a perv.

Shifts by K’Chaps
Summary: Kirk has trouble sharing.
Rating: NC-17 (I disagree)
My Warnings: Very new bond between Kirk and Spock, angst, self-doubt from Kirk.

Maybe when this was written originally, it could have been considered NC-17, but I’d rate it T now. Maybe a T+ at most (does that exist?).  Body parts are not mentioned, and things are kind of unclear during the so-called action parts.  I think they have sex?  Maybe?  If they did, I may have to add it to the Lube? What Lube? category. Otherwise it’s more along the lines of frottage/mutual masturbation/bond sex?

And yet, it’s sweet.  Nice.  I like it, despite the ambiguity of its action scenes.

Thorough by anonymous
Summary/prompt: Kirk/Spock – Spock fucked raw, sore and filled with Kirk’s come. With Kirk loving it. Rimming and fletching is a total plus as well.
Warnings:  Injury during sex, Pon Farr, Bottom!Spock

Overdone by anonymous
Summary:  Kind of sort of a sequel to another fic I posted recently called “Thorough”, in which Spock goes into Pon Farr and has wild, violent sex with Kirk and bottoms for the first time. Stands on its own, though.
Warnings:  mpreg (but not as annoying as most mpreg fics)

Wherein Kirk Swears That The ‘T’ Does Not Stand For Thickheaded by jade_dragoness
Summary:  Based on the prompt: Spock/Kirk, Spock enters Pon Farr while trapped somewhere with Kirk. Kirk is clueless.  Star Trek XI.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, Pon Farr, Bottom!Kirk, bonding

Het

I very seldom read fics where the authors has changed the gender of one of the main characters.  This next fic may be my only exception to that rule.

Believing Rumors by ArwendeImladris
Summary:  Jamie Kirk is 28, Starfleet’s youngest captain, in love with her first officer – and a virgin. But Spock chooses to believe the rumors of her promiscuity – until a planet that equates virginity with childhood shows him just how wrong he is.
My Warnings/Opinions:  First time, awkward situations *snickers*

This is the only Star Trek fic I have bookmarked on my fanfiction profile.

Star Trek – McCoy/Spock

All right, I admit it.  I have a small interest in smutty Star Trek fics, but it’s mostly limited to the original trio (McCoy, Kirk or Spock).

McCoy/Spock

A Need As Great by nan

Summary:  Spock goes into pon farr. McCoy is not pleased.
Warnings: Porn battle, romance, Pon Farr
My Warnings/Opinion:  Blow jobs, masturbation

Jim raised his eyebrows. “Hey, this isn’t fair! How come you never treated any of my illnesses like this? All I get are those damned hyposprays!”

A Sense of Smell by syredronning
Summary:  Body fluids and D/s.
Warnings:  Urine, Mirror Universe, Dom/Sub
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!McCoy

Could be consider dub-con . . . sort of.

Five Times . . . Carrying!Kink by igrab
My Warnings/Opinion: I am amused.  One shot.  Nothing graphic.

Impossibility by mrasaki
Summary:  Spock loses badly at chess. Very badly.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Spock (whoo!).  Spock and McCoy are bonded.  Awesome fic!

Pictures of a Relationship by amerasu_1013
Summary:  …or: 7 times Spock and Bones were surprised at one another and 1 time they shocked the hell out of everybody else.  Snippets of life on the Enterprise, Bones and Spock, from colleagues to friends to more…
Warnings: Humor, Pre-Slash, Slash, Fluff, Transformation, De-aging, Bonding, Ponn Farr, Established Relationship
My Opinion: Fairly G rated as far as actual sex goes. 😛

Safety Valve by syredronning
Summary:  Everyone needs to have one.
Warnings:  Kinky, fucking machines
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!McCoy

Uninspired by Acidqueen
My Summary/Warnings:  Spock’s masturbation fantasy

Variable by v_angelique
Warnings:  Pon farr, kink meme
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Spock

I don’t speak Vulcan (really?), but I’m pretty sure they’re bonded in this one too.

White Knuckles by Sadiesin13
Prompt:  Spock bending McCoy over a bed in sickbay and fucking him HARD.
My Warnings:  Bottom!McCoy.  Guh.  Woof.   Rough sex.

Reaper!McCoy/Spock, Reaper!McCoy/Spock/Kirk

Evidence Required by whiteraven1606
Summary:  Written for the ST XI Kink Meme for a prompt that wanted Reaper!Bones/Spock.  Updated to fill more prompts for Reaper!Bones (now develops into Reaper!Bones/Spock/Kirk in chapter three).
Warnings: Reaper!Leonard McCoy, Spock, James T. Kirk, Christine Chapel, Nyota Uhura, Slash, Biting, Marking, Rough Sex, Fingerfucking, Possessive Behavior, Double Penetration
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Spock, Bottom!Kirk, threesome

It is not necessary to know what it means by Reaper!Bones.  The story pretty well explains itself in that regards.

McCoy/Spock, Kirk/Spock

Keep Your Clothes On! by cards_slash
Prompt: ALIENS FORCED THEM TO DO IT SPOCK/MMCOY with one pissed of Kirk cause yknow k/s is pratically cannon (Anonymous) Basically I want spock and mmcoy planet side, doing something or other, they both get nabbed and are forced to do the dirty (ill let the writer decided how or why, but I have a major collector of endangered species kink if you get me), Kirk up on the USS is forced to watch/listen as his long time lover, is getting jiggy with his BFF.

BONUS POINTS if this event causes spock/mccoy to be more prominent, K is a jealous sod.
Rating: NC-17 for sex!
My Warnings/Opinion: Friggin’ hilarious. Author has the bickering quality of McCoy and Spock down to an art. Bottom!Spock

“Get your hands off me, I can take my own pants off.”

“Damn it Jim.  I’m a doctor not a . . . kinky sex . . . person.”

Non-Con, Dub-Con

Just regular, not underage.  Insert your guilt here.  Or don’t.  Like I said, it’s fiction.  It’s better than going out and doing this to real people.

BTW, side note – anyone ever realize how almost everyone on the NCIS team has double letters of some kind in one of their names?  Mallard.  Todd.  Gibbs.  Dinozzo.  Abby.  McGee.  Ho hum.  Just thoughts.

Batman

• Batman

Batman/Joker

Bound by CayshaGriffin
Summary: Sometimes bad luck for some is good luck for others.
Warnings: Slash, Batman/Joker. Bondage, dub-con, M-rated.
My Warnings/Opinion: Batman’s voice is wrong. Too much yelling. Like when authors make Gibbs talk too much kind of wrong. Also, the author classes this as dub-con, but I say it’s non-con. I wouldn’t list it at all if the sex weren’t so hot.  First time.  Batman is a masochist?  It’d make sense.

Criminal Minds

• Spencer Reid

Reid/Gideon, Reid/Hotch

UnBreak My Heart by morejoyful
Summary: Written for Criminal Minds kink meme IV: “Hotch wants to know how Reid can be so good at giving blowjobs, and when he forces the answer out of him he doesn’t like the answer. Gideon/Reid dub con or non con.”
Warnings:  Consensual and graphic non-consensual sex
My Warnings: Blow jobs, Teacher-Student (sort of), Angst *sniffles*

Reid/Hotch

Late Nights by FuchsiasAttic
Summary: Hotch is staying late at the office. He thinks he is alone, so becomes incredibly annoyed when he finds he is not. He unleashes something in himself that he did not expect.
Warnings: Dub-con/non con, language
My Warnings/Opinion: OOC Hotch (either that or he’s crazy lol), bottom!Reid, begging (lovely lovely begging), blow jobs

Reid/OC, Reid/Hotch

Shelter From Storm by Luna Argenta
Summary: Hotch and Reid are taken captive by a sexual sadist, who takes an interest in Reid. Reid doesn’t want his first sexual encounter to be like that, so he has to ask Hotch for a big favor.
Warnings: SLASH! Reid/Hotch. Non-con Reid/OC.
My Warnings: First time, spit, dirty talk, blood play

Reid/OC

Tribulations by AhmoseInarus
Summary: A case falls into the hands of the BAU, but it turns out that the UnSub was targeting them all along. He has chosen SSA Spencer Reid to pay the price, and now it’s a race against time to save more than just his life…
Warnings:  SLASH Reid/OC UnSub, non-con
Length: 55K

• Read unedited version of chapter 7 here

Reid/Morgan, OC

How We Survive by Zoi no miko (zoi_no_miko)
Summary:  Reid and Morgan are unwilling participants in an unsub’s twisted games.
Warnings:  dub-con, fuck or die, bondage
My Warnings:  Not bondage really (I mean, Reid is chained up, yeah, but bondage is more than that–at least to me), blow jobs, Bottom!Reid

Misericorde by morejoyful
Summary: Written for Criminal Minds kink meme IV: “Morgan/Reid. Fuck or die. I’d love to read gritty, darkfic where an Unsub forces them to have sex. They are not in love, and do not fall in love during or after.”
Warnings: Graphic non-consensual sex.
My Warnings: Bottom!Reid, spit, angst, unrequited love (Hotch for Reid), fuck or die (I’m adding this as a tag), first time

• Aaron Hotchner

Hotch/Foyet

Aftermath by Dragonladyk (both of her fics have disappeared from the web. If anyone has an active link, post here, would you?)
Summary: George Foyet will never be the same.
Warnings: Foyet’s POV. Portions of this fic have been heavily borrowed from the writing of actual serial killers and adapted to suit canon staging. Non-con. DARK DARK DARK.

Do Us Part by Dragonladyk
Summary:  Sequel to Aftermath; Foyet twists the knife one, last time.
Warnings: Reference to past non-con. Angst. I’m a sick person.

Changing the Profile by Abydosorphan
Summary: Answer to the CM Kink Meme Prompt – Foyet/Hotch – Rape. *That* scene 😉
Warnings:  Spoilers: Season 5 Ep 01 – Faceless, Nameless
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch

The Deal by ROSSELLA1
Summary:  Foyet chooses to reveal himself as the Reaper in a different way.
Warnings: Rape, violence
My Warnings: kidnapping, handcuffs, sex toys, orgasm delay, object insertion, Bottom!Hotch

Still Here by ROSSELLA1
Summary: What happens when Hotch goes home after Compromising Positions the episode .
Warnings: Angst, Drama, PTSD
My Warnings: Hallucinations, paranoia, Bottom!Hotch

Think of Me by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Foyet attacked Hotch in his apartment. Here’s what they didn’t show on TV. Non-con.
Warnings:  Anal Sex, Sexual Assault, Season 5 spoilers, First Time, Fear, Rare Pairing, Blow Jobs, Implied Stalking, Horror, Missing Scene
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch

Hotch/OC

Now You See Me by lastcrazyhorn
Summary: Hotch is kidnapped and tortured by a mysterious unsub. Will his team find him in time? Or will he have to get himself out? Non-con.
Warnings: Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Gags, Urine, First Time, Slash, Horror, Kidnapping, Season 5 spoilers, Alternate Universe, Bottom!Hotch, Sexual Assault, Forced Orgasm

Rush by empathy_apathy
Summary: The chase stopped being about the UNSUBs the minute they found the girl. It was anger, guilt, and silent self-destruction that threw him into the alley after them–and sent a second chance stumbling in after him. Takes place at a nonspecific date after Gideon’s departure.
Warnings: Language, Violence, Noncon, Slash
My Warnings: Blow jobs, non-con w/ unsub, consensual w/ Reid

Hotch/OC, Reid/OC

Worst Case Scenario by Chloe Winchester
Summary:  Something horrible has happened to Hotch, he just has no idea what it is. With the team just as baffled and trying to find a missing Reid, it becomes a nightmare they all feared, an unsub targeting them.
Warnings:  Hurt!Hotch Hurt!Reid NO SLASH! M for sexual abuse
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, Bottom!Hotch, Object penetration, torture, blow jobs, drugged state, needs a beta ish, and main characters are in first person.

Morgan/Carl Buford

He Could Have Said No by Azara-Rayne18
Summary:  A one-shot and prequel to a story I’m thinking of writing. One the eve of his breakout from jail, Carl Buford thinks about his “relationship” with Derek Morgan.
My Warnings:  References to child abuse; not exactly graphic, but has the potential to squick some.

Doctor Who

• 8th Doctor

President Rassilon/8th Doctor, President Rassilon/9th Doctor

Only a Northern Song by Roach Patrol
Summary:  A dark and nasty little story from the beginning of the Time War. The Lord President Rassilon seeks to educate his Council on the ill-advised nature of disobedience, and demonstrate the consequences of recklessly, deliberately, and repeatedly engaging in said ill-advised action. The Doctor is just the right men for the job. After all, if you can’t beat them, change them.
My Warnings: Bottom!8th, rare pairing, character death (8th), Bottom!9th

• 9th Doctor

The Editor/9th Doctor

Headlines by Moon_Blitz
Summary: Intrigued by the Doctor’s sudden appearance on Satellite Five, the Editor decides to investigate further.
Warnings: Non-con
My Warnings: Bottom!9th (I think it’s penetrative, but author is sort of unclear), Needs a beta, rare pairing

• 11th Doctor

Cyberplanner/11th Doctor/Clara Oswin Oswald

Violation by IrishVampire13
Summary: “Just between you and me…she’s so much better when she’s unwilling.”
Warnings: AU Dark-Scary. Deeply disturbing imagery. Implied rape/gang rape. Implied torture. Mind control. Elements of BDSM. Swearing. Adult rating is the only way to go.

Harry Potter

• Kingsley Shacklebolt
  

Kingsley Shacklebolt/Severus Snape

Secret Meetings by teshara
Summary: Kingsley and Severus share an unexpected moment.
Warnings: Slash. Dark!fic. Dubious non-con.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kingsley, auto-erotic asphyxiation, blow jobs, fingering

• Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy/Fenrir Greyback

Alpha and Omega by Musyc
Summary: This pup’s father treated him like a dog. No more, no longer. He is the leader, he is the Alpha, and the boy will learn his place.
Warnings: bloodplay, fear, non-con, AU-Voldemort wins, werewolf, psychological torture
My Warnings/Opinion: bottom!Draco

• Albus Severus Potter
  

Albus Potter/Lucius Malfoy

Obsidian, Smoothed Into Knots by Snegurochka
Summary: “It’s a mission, Dad!” said Al. “You’ve always told me that an Auror has to be prepared to play any part, haven’t you?” He glanced at Draco, a smirk dancing at his lips. “So I play whore to the old man for twenty minutes. If it means a break in this case, you’ve got to admit it’s worth it.”
Warnings: NC-17. Lucius/Albus Severus. Implied Draco/Albus Severus. Non-con. Forced voyeurism. Albus is 19. Written for nextgendarkfest. June 2009.
My Warnings: Begging, Bottom!AlPotter, first time, rare pairing

• Ronald Weasley
  

Ron Weasley/Bellatrix Lestrange

Care and Feeding by Mad_Maudlin
Summary:  One day he will kill her.
Warnings:  BDSM, dubcon, CBT, object penetration, Felching, Blood Play, Non-Linear Narrative, Dark, Post-War
My Warnings/Opinions: Wow. Bottom!Ron. Nifty concept. Needs a once over to fix formatting (a few words run together here and there), but overall it’s a very wow kind of story.  Oh and it’s also het.  Just in case you hadn’t figured that out yet.

Queen’s Mate by Mad_Maudlin
Summary:  “‘Don’t feel bad, pretty. You never really stood a chance.'”
Warnings:  Dark, dubcon, Cunnilingus, Object Insertion, Mirrors, D/s
My Warnings/Opinion:  Het (more het? ack!), Bottom!Ron, begging

I didn’t put this one on the underage list, because I don’t think he is underage here.  Meh.  At the very least, he’s a teenager and I think this was set somewhere around (or after) the last book.  But I don’t really remember.

• Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger/Bellatrix Lestrange

Bound by Piro
Summary:  The worst was yet to come.  Set during Deathly Hallows. Slight AU for the events at Malfoy Manor. Bellatrix does not offer Hermione to Greyback, but decides to keep her for herself.
Warnings:  Dark, Angst, Bondage, Torture, Fisting, Fic Exchange
My Warnings: Femme Slash

• Harry Potter

Bellatrix Lestrange/Harry Potter

The Frailty of Hope by r_grayjoy
Summary:  Bellatrix likes to play with her toys a bit before breaking them. Or, Harry learns something about the nature of hope.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, het, first time

Fenrir Greyback/Harry Potter

Bred by vix_spes
Summary: Harry hates the way that Fenrir treats him and makes him feel. Even worse, he hates that he kind of likes it.
Warnings: Breeding, Knotting, Dirty Talk, Dubious Consent, Derogatory Language, Mpreg (mention of)

• Sirius Black

Sirius Black/Severus Snape

Taking Advantage by Celandine
Summary:  Sirius has long wanted to pound Severus, and now he has a chance to do so.
Warnings:  dub-con
My Warnings:  Bottom!Sirius

NCIS

• Tony Dinozzo

Tony Dinozzo/OC

Everyday by Gypsy
Summary: Just when Tony thought it was safe to go back into the water……. mentions of rape/non-con
My Warnings non-con, Violence, darkness, Daddy Gibbs, Bottom!Dinozzo, good fic, but author has a few problems with words–or is it spell check abuse? hmm– (mostly just were and where, suit and suite, minute and minuet etc.).  Thus, needs a beta!
Length: 45K

Chasing Shadows by dustandroses
Summary: Tony searches the basement of an old abandoned apartment building for a snitch/suspect. He has no idea what he’s just stepped into.
Warnings:  Rough sex, horror, smutfic
My Warnings – Definitely Bottom!Dinozzo, but not real sure who topped him.

• Timothy McGee

Timothy McGee/Captors, McGee/Dinozzo/Gibbs

Never Never Land by Precious Pup
Summary: Gibbs/Tony/Tim established threesome relationship when Tim is taken & held captive. Will the 3 of them be able to deal with the situation or dissolve under weight of the pain? Continues a year after Lost Boys finished (not necessary to read to understand)
Warnings: Non Con, Torture, angst, kidnapping
A note from BurningOrgan – this one is more about the recovery process than anything else
Length: 69K

• Gibbs

Gibbs/OC, Gibbs/Fornell (consensual)

Silent Misery by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Non-con Gibbs/OC. In a bad situation, Gibbs offers himself in the place of Tony and suffers an unpleasant fate. Established Gibbs/Fornell. Reactions and results in second chapter.
Warnings:  Graphic etc. etc. . . . non con, violence against a major character, anal sex, discussion of bodily fluids, general unpleasantness and discomfort, asphyxiation, blow jobs, established slash relationship (Gibbs/Fornell), coercion . . . bad stuff. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Gibbs, Bottom!Fornell

Pirates of the Caribbean

• James Norrington

James Norrington/Cutler Beckett

Redeeming a New Beginning by Sat-Isis
Summary:  Cutler Beckett has an emotional breakthrough through James Norrington regarding an old relationship that did not end well.
Warnings:  Dubious consent Beckington at its best.
My Warnings/Opinion:  first time, blow jobs, Bottom!Norrington, dub-con transitioning to non-con

Author needs to learn how to write paragraphs (you’ll see).

Remorse, Revenge and Redemption by Alassenya
Ratings/Warnings: NC-17 overall (sex, violence, rape, torture and abuse of good brandy)
Length: Significant. This link is just to the prologue.

Stargate SG-1

• Jack O’Neill

Daniel Jackson/Jack O’Neill

Just Another Day at the Office by brainofck
Summary: I [used to] have a terrible block about getting Daniel to top. The entire purpose of this piece of meaningless, worthless smut was to get Daniel to fuck Jack. I think that’s all the plot summary you need. 🙂  Archive warning for rape/non-con is for dubious consent.
Warnings:  Aliens Make Them Do It, Dubious consent
My Warnings:/Opinion:  blow jobs, Bottom!O’Neill, drugged!Jackson, rimming, alien aphrodisiacs (also known as “aliens-made-them-do-it”
Length:  4k

Star Trek

• James T. Kirk

Kirk/Mirror!McCoy

Corrupt by severinne
Summary: Kirk falls through the looking glass and into the hands of the only person he thought he could trust. Written to a prompt for Mirror!McCoy/Kirk non-con fic from the ISS Enterprise Kink Meme.
Warnings: Rape, Mirror Universe, Medical Kink, Bloodplay, Forced Orgasm
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Kirk, dark – but totally AWESOME and wow.

Foreign Waters by shinychimera and Yeomanrand
Summary: Jim Kirk falls into the brutal Mirror Universe alone, while his psychotic counterpart comes to the Enterprise. Getting them home is the easy part…
Warnings: Mirror Universe, Rape, Rape Recovery, Violence, Knifeplay, Scarification, Doppelganger, Abuse, Scars, Insanity
Length: Just under 18K

Kirk/Alien Tentacles Kirk/Spock

in a new light by hoosierbitch
Summary:  He wanted Spock. But not like this. (Okay, honestly, IT IS TENTACLE PORN. ANGSTY, SMUTTY TENTACLE PORN. THAT IS SECRETLY ALSO A LOVE STORY).
Warnings:  Aliens Make Them Do It, Tentacles, Mind Control, Pregnancy kink, Porn, Sounding
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk, DP (sort of), fisting, unprepared

It sounds like a bad crack fic.  It’s not.  Although, I will admit that it is somewhat out in left field.  Meh.

• Leonard “Bones” McCoy

McCoy/Spock

Unnamed by jlm121
Warnings: Dub-con, Aliens Made Them Do It, Bottom!McCoy, spit

• Spock

Stonn/Spock

Meeting the Other Man by penbrydd
Summary:  For this prompt from the crackmeme:
An old childhood bully is onboard the Enterprise and sees Spock. Noncon ensues, and Spock just takes it. I don’t care if someone finds him after and comforts him, or if someone walks in, or if he just lays there after. I just want Spock to suffer a bit.
Warnings:  non-con
My Warnings:  Bottom!Spock, forced mind melding

X-Files

• Fox Mulder

Fox Mulder/Alex Krycek

The Grey Twilight by sherrold
Summary:  Title comes from this: Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the grey twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
— Theodore Roosevelt, Speech to the Hamilton Club, April 10, 1899
Warnings:  Blackmail, Objectification, Anal Sex
My Warnings: Bottom!Mulder (did I just give it away?)