Lube? What Lube?

*headdesk*

Oh, because clearly lube isn’t necessary in anal sex . . . of course not.  Silly me.

Batman

Batman/Superman

More by Mithen
Summary: Bruce Wayne is kidnapped by Poison Ivy. Superman comes to the rescue.
Warnings: Sex pollen, captivity, bondage, first time
My Warnings/Opinion: It’d be better with lube. Bottom!Batman, blow job.

Criminal Minds

Hotch/Reid

A Gentle Thaw by ilovetvalot
Summary: Trapped in a snowstorm, can Aaron Hotchner and Spencer Reid find their way?
Warnings: SLASH THREESHOT
My Warnings/Opinion: blow jobs, Lube? What Lube?, Bottom!Reid

Okay, so they’re using lubricated condoms. Big whoop. I’ve used those. They aren’t enough. Besides, there was no stretching involved. Really, I expect better of this author.

Art Lovers HotchReid by Silver-Afrit
Summary: Reid and Hotch survey the clean up of their latest case in an art museum. Hotch decides to have some naughty fun in public.\n
My Warnings: Public sex (ish), Bottom!Reid, needs a beta (ish), Lube? What Lube?

I think it’s a safe bet that Silver-Afrit doesn’t understand the mechanics of anal sex . . . If only he/she were the only one. *sigh*

Camping is Refreshing by Silver-Afrit
Summary: Hotch, Reid, Morgan, and Gideon go camping. Hotch and Reid get lost in the woods and spend a rather interesting night in a cavern.
Warnings: Slash: One shot Lemon Slight spoilers for Hotchner.
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Reid, Lube? What lube?, first time

Most idiotic line: “Am I hurting you? You said you were ready.”  Of course he’s not ready, Hotch! No lube!!! Ack!

Harry Potter

Remus Lupin/Harry Potter

An Apple a Day by abstractconcept
Summary: Harry’s avoiding Potions and hoping to have an easy time hanging about with Remus. But then Harry discovers a dirty magazine and Remus accidentally touches a magical object designed to bring out the beast in anyone. And Remus has more beast than most. Can Harry handle it?
Warnings: AU, Chan, Rimming, Spanking, Biting, dub-con in a sex-pollen type scenario, dildo-play, Felching, Porn, Smut
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Harry, underage, Lube? What Lube?, first time, Teacher-Student

This fic . . . this fic has problems, but not the usual sort (i.e. grammar, spelling etc.). Either Harry is just really mentally off in this, or the author doesn’t understand how these things work.

Author has also apparently removed all of his/her stories from this archive.