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Asexual Faves

Hey, I’m alive!  Trying to update the lists here.  Don’t be surprised if you find something new.

Batman ‘verse

Hugging Batman is a Bad Idea by alienfairyprincess
Summary: An adventure involving two villains, three heroes, and at least one hungry pitcher plant. Some cute fluff with Harley and Ivy, Batman getting hugs, etc.. Inspired by Batman the Animated Series.

This is going to follow my own personal headcanon of Poison Ivy being asexual and just being brilliant at weaponizing the fact that people (often men) choose to sexualize her anyways. *shrugs shoulders* the plant jokes are just too good, sorry
Pairing:  Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel
Warnings: Asexual Character, Batman the animated series – Freeform, Cute gays, Occasional swearing, Harley loves kissing people, Ivy is used to weaponizing affection, lots of hugging, Batman needs hugs too ok, Just probablyyy preferably not from Poison Ivy, I don’t know all the canon stuff so if i messed up these characters forgive me, Canon Disabled Character, be gay do crime, Batfamily (DCU)
My notes:  crack, anyone?

The Most Terrifying Thing by  for Goodluckdetective (scorpiontales)
Summary:  Tim has a secret he has been keeping, one that he feels even he only barely understands. He’s worried what others are able to accept, of how it may change things. He just doesn’t want anyone to know.
Warnings:  Accidental Outing, Asexual Character, Hurt/Comfort

Doctor Who

An Odd Pair by stcrmpilot
Summary:  Donna realizes that her friendship with the Doctor (10) doesn’t look quite like the ones she’s used to.
Warnings:  Gen Work, Light Angst, Humor, Fluff, Platonic Cuddling, Alien Cultural Differences, Alien Gender/Sexuality, Miscommunication, Asexual Doctor (Doctor Who), Aromantic Doctor (Doctor Who)

Does Spooning Work as Superglue? by AngelCuttingOnions
Summary:  Jack and the Doctor were there when one of them needed to feel something besides numbness or pain. They’d seen too much, their eyes showing every hurt, every failure, every heartbreak they’d ever had.
Pairing:  Ninth Doctor/Jack Harkness
Warnings:  Asexual Doctor (Doctor Who), Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt/Comfort, Asexual Character

Harry Potter ‘verse

Ain’t Got That Sex Appeal by Tobalerone
Summary:  Harry’s boyfriend, Tom Riddle, loves to see Harry naked—can get aroused from just a bit of exposed skin. Harry can’t quite understand it.
Pairing:  Harry Potter/Tom Riddle
Warnings:  Asexual!Harry, Established Relationship, Alternate Universe – Modern Setting, Sexual Content, Fooling Around in the Shower, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Hand Jobs

Best Friends, of course by AKAwestruck
Summary:  After a bewildering interaction with Hermione, Harry learns that some people think romance is important. Luckily, Snape does not.
Short snippets of a world in which almost none of the Harry Potter plot is relevant.
Pairing:  Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Warnings:  Asexual Character, Aromantic Character, Queerplatonic Relationships, Snippets, Alternate Universe – Forget Canon, Age Difference

The Detentions, Or, Five Times Severus Snape Caught Charlie Weasley After Curfew (And One Time He Didn’t) by afinch
Summary:  Snape looks at Charlie and sees a lot of himself.
Charlie looks at Snape and finds an unlikely friend.
Pairing:  Severus Snape/Charlie Weasley
Warnings:  Asexual Character, Asexuality, Asexual Relationship, 5 Times, Pre-Relationship, Pre-Canon, Canon Compliant, Rare Male Slash Exchange 2017, Treat Fic, Pre-Goblet of Fire, Bullying

Something New by Nahiel
Summary:  With his children now at adulthood and his marriage to Ginny Weasley over, Harry is ready to start over as Hogwarts’ new Defense Against Dark Arts professor. He’s convinced that he’s going to live his life alone but Neville isn’t so sure that’s what’s actually going to happen. Neither quite understand their sexualities, but can they make things work together?
Pairing:  Neville Longbottom/Harry Potter
Warnings:  Asexual Harry, Asexual Neville, Divorce
Length:  41,525

Teen Wolf

An Act of Caring by Mysenia
Summary: Release may be the end goal but the act itself meant so much more.
Pairing:  Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Warnings:  Asexual Character, Asexual Peter Hale, Fluff and Smut, Daddy Kink

Better Than Sex by SushiOwl
Summary: Peter likes Stiles. But Stiles has a secret he’s sure will ruin everything. It’s the end of the world.
Pairing:  Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Warnings:  Asexual Stiles Stilinski, Good Peter Hale, most or less, Sarcasm, Demons, Minor Injuries, is a broken bone minor?, we’ll say it is, Gift Giving, courting, references to old muscials, Caretaking, Caring Peter

Domestic Bliss and Other Nonsense by moonstalker24
Summary:  “So, I think we should get married.”

Peter chokes, fumbles for a second, then manages to set his mug of tea down on the coffee table. He turns to look at Stiles, who is sprawled over the end of the couch, flipping through an old book.

“What?” Peter asks.

Stiles turns bright amber eyes on the stunned werewolf. “We should get married.”

“Why?”

“So all the books can be in one place.”
Pairing:  Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Warnings:  Asexual Character, Asexual Relationship, Asexual Stiles, Asexual Peter, domestic steter, Tooth-Rotting Fluff
My Notes:  Wonderful

Domestic Bliss and Rubber Ducks by moonstalker24
Summary:  Two years after getting married, Stiles and Peter Stilinski-Hale take on a new challenge because Scott is a little bit of a failwolf. Learning how to be parents and all the things that go with it.

Stiles melts into a gooey puddle that he will never admit to anyone, ever. Peter is asleep on his back, one arm trailing on on the floor, the other one is draped over the back of the tiniest person Stiles has ever been within three feet of. Dark brown curls and little pointed werewolf ears and two chests rising in tandem with each other.
Pairing:  Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Warnings:  Asexual Stiles Stilinski, Asexual Character, Asexual Peter Hale, Werebabies, stiles and peters a+ parenting, Derek is a Failwolf, but we love him anyway, Learning to Parent, werewolf style, scott is a failwolf too, all the fluffies, just all the fuzzies

it’s not the color i came in by nezstorm
Summary:  Stiles is a bit of an anomaly among the Omegas he knows, or everyone on the spectrum really.  For him, heats are about comfort and safety, and not at all about sex.
Pairing:  Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Warnings:  Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Stiles Stilinski, Alpha Peter Hale, Asexual Stiles Stilinski, Alternate Universe – Library, Librarian Stiles, Good Peter Hale, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Humor, Fluff, Angst, Misunderstandings, courting, Food, Developing Relationship, Asexuality, Lekking, Allergies, sex repulsed character
My Notes:  *sniffles loudly*

Life Is What You Bake It by neglectedtuesday
Summary: “You’re not broken Mr. Stilinski, nor are you a freak,” Deaton says, reaching into a drawer and searching for something, “You are simply asexual.”

“Asexual?” The word tastes heavy in Stiles mouth but it doesn’t feel wrong.

“Asexuality is not uncommon in society,” Deaton continues, finding what he was looking for. Unsurprisingly it’s a pamphlet. “There are lots of omegas, betas and alphas are asexual or a form of asexuality. There are many chat forums and websites that cater specifically to asexuality. Obviously you will not be required to go to play-mating classes anymore and if you so wish you can remain off the suppressants.”

Stiles clutches the pamphlet in his hands. Asexual. Not broken, just asexual. It’s a word that Stiles can definitely get used to.
Pairing:  Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Warnings: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alternate Universe – Bakery, Asexual Stiles Stilinski, Minor Allison Argent/Scott McCall, Baked Goods Galore, Omega Stiles Stilinski, Beta Peter Hale

The Parts Of Sex Pollen Fics That No One Wants To Admit Happens by Bam4Me
Summary: Sometimes, sex pollen doesn’t work like people want it to. Sometimes people won’t choose to get fucked over choosing to die. Sometimes, people are fine with that.
Warnings:  Sex Pollen, Sex Or Death, Stiles Chose Death, suicide talk, Suicide, kind of, Depression, Depressed Stiles, asexual!Stiles, Stiles Refuses To Be Raped To Survive
My Notes:  sad

smells like love by Areiton
Summary:  They smell like warm love and want.
That isn’t the problem.
The problem is they smell like sex.
Pairings:  Chris Argent/Peter Hale, Chris Argent/Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski, Chris Argent/Stiles Stilinski
Warnings:  Getting Together, Domestic Fluff, Established Relationship, Asexual Character, Relationship Negotiation, Werecreature Stiles Stilinski, First Kiss, Pining, Mutual Masturbation

Waiting for Pack by DiscontentedWinter, hisaribi
Summary:  This isn’t the first time Stiles has woken up in a different world.
This isn’t the first time that Peter has been caught in a place where time doesn’t exist.
Except this time they have each other.
Pairing: Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Warnings: Asexual Stiles Stilinski, Magical Stiles Stilinski

Way Better Than Flowers by orphan_account
Summary: “So yeah, if you wanna date me, you can look forward to movie nights, homemade cookies, and absolutely no sex,” Stiles concludes, hope swelling in his chest as Derek gives him a thoughtful look. “Cuddling and forehead kisses are negotiable.”
Pairing:  Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Warnings:  Asexuality, Fluff, asexual!Stiles, asexual!Derek

Completed and 35k+ Faves (Part 2)

Part 1 is here. My list continues. Pages 23-50 of my favorites list from AO3. I will devote another post to 35k+ completed fics that have primarily non-con in them. And of course there will be some crossovers between this list and a few others. Alas.

Batman ‘verse

Bad Jokes by hahaharley
Summary: Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Warnings: Psychological Drama, Thriller, Suspense
My Notes: Awesome Harley Quinn POV meets Joker loses her mind proves herself kinda fic. 🙂
Pairing(s): Joker (DCU)/Harleen Quinzel
Rating: Not rated
Length: 113k

Buffy the Vampire Slayer ‘verse

Old Blood by dustandroses
Summary: When Spike and Xander accidentally get caught up in a dangerous spell, it sets them on a course that could have deadly consequences for them both.
Warnings: First Time, Dom/sub, Rough Sex, Demons Made Them Do It Under A Spell, Hurt/Comfort, Bondage, Consensual Discipline, Blood Play
My Warnings: Bottom!Spike, Dominant!Xander
Pairing(s): Xander Harris/Spike
Rating: Explicit
Length: 35k

Criminal Minds ‘verse

Teen Spirit by LoveChilde
Summary: They’ve learned to expect the unexpected, but this was something new. When an unexpected twist leaves only Agent Rossi above the legal driving age, the team races against time to solve the case and restore their old(er) selves. Gen, case fic, no pairings, supernatual overtones
Warnings: Case Fic, Kid Fic, Supernatural Elements
Pairing(s):
Rating: Teen
Length: 108k

Harry Potter ‘verse

A Desperate Cry for Help: An Epistolary Tale Part One by vernie_klein
Summary: After the Department of Mysteries Fiasco, all Harry wants to do is grieve in peace. Unfortunately for him, his friends and family are going to do anything in their power to keep that from happening. The beatings Harry received before the start of 3rd year have started up again now that Sirius is gone. Will his friends be there for him or will he make new friends?
Warnings: Epistolary, Manipulative Dumbledore, Evil Dumbledore, Child Abuse, Hogwarts Sixth Year, ron is a prat, Vernon Dursley is the biggest jerk, friends become enemies, enemies become friends, Suicidal Thoughts, Owls loving each other, AU after end of 5th year, underage-Harry is only 15 at the start, hurt!harry, not so evil evil!Voldemort, First Time
Pairing(s): Voldemort/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Blaise Zabini, Past Remus Lupin/Sirius Black, Past Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy, Archimedes/Hedwig, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Narcissa Black Malfoy/OMC, Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy, Ronald Weasley/His Hand, Theodore Nott/Hermione Granger
Rating: Explicit
Length: 68k

Birth of a Dancing Star by asecretchord
Summary: After the fall of Voldemort, Harry Potter fell in love with Severus Snape—and that is where our story begins. All Harry wanted was a quiet year to finish his education, but when the Sorting Hat raises the spectre of Voldemort reborn and Luna is telling him he’s going to change the world, a quiet year becomes impossible.
Warnings: Mpreg, Drama, Romance, Politics
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood/Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley/Michael Corner
Rating: Explicit
Length: 241k

The Coiners’ Paper Trail by oliversnape
Summary: The Ministry needs to approve Severus Snape’s application for him to start his life again after the war. Harry Potter has set himself up with a non-dangerous specialist muggle career. Neither have been particularly good at avoiding trouble for long.
Warnings: Asexuality
My Notes: Masturbation (from both) and fellatio and rimming (from Snape) and ultimately bottom!Snape. Which was slightly more funny than sexy, but meh. 🙂
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Rating: Explicit
Length: 63k

The Definition of Home by oliversnape by oliversnape
Summary: Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape’s summer Order task by the headmaster, looking for a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves.
Warnings: Mentors, Adoption, Father-Son
Pairing(s):
Rating: Not rated
Length: 76k

The Definition of Family by oliversnape by oliversnape
Summary: Sequel to the Definition of Home. Now back at Hogwarts, Harry balances school and his home life as he prepares to face Voldemort and learns to trust Snape’s guidance. Along the way they both learn that family also means support.
Warnings: Mentors, Disability, Adoption, Father-Son Relationship
Pairing(s):
Rating: Not rated
Length: 86k

No Sign of Love by asecretchord
Summary: Outed by the Daily Prophet, Harry escapes the Wizarding World and ends up on the streets. Desperate and in fear for his life, he Apparates to ‘somewhere safe’ and winds up in the entryway of the last person he expected to see.
Warnings: Drama, Angst, Romance
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Rating: Mature
Length: 52k

The Same Coin by Meri
Summary: After being injured as an Auror, Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts to teach Defense Against The Dark Arts.
Warnings: AU, pre-HBP, Post-War
My Warnings: bottom!Severus, Bottom!Harry, Virgin!Severus
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Rating: Not Rated
Length: 51k

Sanguis Reatus by HecatesKiss
Summary: Due to a botched ritual on the longest night of the year, Harry has become something unheard of in the wizarding world – a living vampire. Harry must now determine how to kill Tom Riddle, avoid a meddling Headmaster, and keep from going into blood lust all while dealing with a typical school year. And he can’t seem to keep from watching his Defense Professor. He’s not certain if it’s just for the blood, or something more. Merlin help him.
Warnings: Not Canon Compliant, Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, vampire!Harry, Explicit, Sexual Content, Male Slash, Sub!Severus
My Warnings: Top!Harry, protective!harry
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Past Neville Longbottom/Harry Potter
Rating: Explicit
Length: 118k

Three Men by Celandine, cruisedirector
Summary: A werewolf, a Death Eater and the Chosen One walked into a bar…
Warnings: Lots and lots of warnings, including watersports
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: Explicit
Length: 54k

Warping Circumstances by deritine
Summary: Harry gets sent back in time and across dimensions because… well, there doesn’t really seem to be a reason why. Life is kind of awesome here. But Harry’s full of Horcruxes and this world is ripe for the taking- he just has to prevent himself from going insane and becoming the next Dark Lord. Helpfully, he’s regressed to a child.
Warnings: Non-Human Rights, Mental Health Issues, Crack Treated Seriously, Slytherin Harry, Good Slytherins, Humor, Dumbledore Gets The Short End of the Stick, Started out Serious but I can’t write Serious Things, Blood and Gore, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Fluff and Crack, Parseltongue, Paselmagic is Not Useful, Dimension Travel, Age Regression/De-Aging, Horcruxes
My Warnings: Daddy!Tom
Pairing(s):
Rating: Mature
Length: 81k

Xerosis by Batsutousai
Summary: Harry’s world ends at the hands of those he’d once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Dark!Harry, evil!Harry, semi-super!Harry
My Warnings: best fic ever, Ravenclaw!Harry, Master of Death!Harry, Dementor!Harry (ish)
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Voldemort, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
Rating: Teen
Length: 134k

Smallville, Batman Movies (Nolan) ‘verses

Redemption by meyari
Summary: Clark and Lex are kidnapped, tortured and nearly killed. Once they escape, the adventure really begins. Can they find what they lost while they were trapped? Will it be enough for them to be able to go on?
Warnings: Angst, Alternate Reality, Torture, Threesome
My Warning: Non-graphic
Pairing(s): Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent/Lex Luthor
Rating: Explicit
Length: 35k

NCIS ‘verse

“Andy” by Xanthe
Summary: Summary: When Tony receives some bad news, it forces him and Gibbs to go on an emotional journey and face up to the events of a time long past.

Extract: Gibbs had been waiting for a dead body to turn up, and it seemed one just had – only not the way he’d expected. This was one of those bodies that had been hidden for seventeen years, and those kinds of corpses always stank to high heaven when they finally rose to the surface.
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Daddy Issues, Romance
Pairing(s): Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: Mature
Length: 47k

High and Tight by thecookiemomma
Summary: In the process of investigating a case, Gibbs and Tony ingest some sort of powder. They have to deal with the consequences of the experiment while trying to solve one of the toughest cases they’ve had in a while.
Warnings: Forced Bonding, Case Fic, dark themes
Pairing(s): Anthony DiNozzo/Jethro Gibbs
Rating: Explicit
Length: 71k

Ten Years On by Xanthe
Summary: McGee is Director of NCIS, Gibbs is raising a small child, and Tony is teetering on the brink of total self-destruction – a lot has happened in ten years…

Extract: “Tony is out of control, Gibbs – you know it and I know it. One of these days he *will* get himself killed. I’m sure of it.”
Warnings: Futurefic, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Romance, Action, Drama, Kidfic
My Notes: kidnapping of a small child, suspense, nail biting, angst
Pairing(s): Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: Teen
Length: 40k