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Archive for the ‘Penelope Garcia’ Category

Completed and 35k+ Faves (Part 2)

Part 1 is here. My list continues. Pages 23-50 of my favorites list from AO3. I will devote another post to 35k+ completed fics that have primarily non-con in them. And of course there will be some crossovers between this list and a few others. Alas.

Batman ‘verse

Bad Jokes by hahaharley
Summary: Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Warnings: Psychological Drama, Thriller, Suspense
My Notes: Awesome Harley Quinn POV meets Joker loses her mind proves herself kinda fic. 🙂
Pairing(s): Joker (DCU)/Harleen Quinzel
Rating: Not rated
Length: 113k

Buffy the Vampire Slayer ‘verse

Old Blood by dustandroses
Summary: When Spike and Xander accidentally get caught up in a dangerous spell, it sets them on a course that could have deadly consequences for them both.
Warnings: First Time, Dom/sub, Rough Sex, Demons Made Them Do It Under A Spell, Hurt/Comfort, Bondage, Consensual Discipline, Blood Play
My Warnings: Bottom!Spike, Dominant!Xander
Pairing(s): Xander Harris/Spike
Rating: Explicit
Length: 35k

Criminal Minds ‘verse

Teen Spirit by LoveChilde
Summary: They’ve learned to expect the unexpected, but this was something new. When an unexpected twist leaves only Agent Rossi above the legal driving age, the team races against time to solve the case and restore their old(er) selves. Gen, case fic, no pairings, supernatual overtones
Warnings: Case Fic, Kid Fic, Supernatural Elements
Pairing(s):
Rating: Teen
Length: 108k

Harry Potter ‘verse

A Desperate Cry for Help: An Epistolary Tale Part One by vernie_klein
Summary: After the Department of Mysteries Fiasco, all Harry wants to do is grieve in peace. Unfortunately for him, his friends and family are going to do anything in their power to keep that from happening. The beatings Harry received before the start of 3rd year have started up again now that Sirius is gone. Will his friends be there for him or will he make new friends?
Warnings: Epistolary, Manipulative Dumbledore, Evil Dumbledore, Child Abuse, Hogwarts Sixth Year, ron is a prat, Vernon Dursley is the biggest jerk, friends become enemies, enemies become friends, Suicidal Thoughts, Owls loving each other, AU after end of 5th year, underage-Harry is only 15 at the start, hurt!harry, not so evil evil!Voldemort, First Time
Pairing(s): Voldemort/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Blaise Zabini, Past Remus Lupin/Sirius Black, Past Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy, Archimedes/Hedwig, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Narcissa Black Malfoy/OMC, Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy, Ronald Weasley/His Hand, Theodore Nott/Hermione Granger
Rating: Explicit
Length: 68k

Birth of a Dancing Star by asecretchord
Summary: After the fall of Voldemort, Harry Potter fell in love with Severus Snape—and that is where our story begins. All Harry wanted was a quiet year to finish his education, but when the Sorting Hat raises the spectre of Voldemort reborn and Luna is telling him he’s going to change the world, a quiet year becomes impossible.
Warnings: Mpreg, Drama, Romance, Politics
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood/Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley/Michael Corner
Rating: Explicit
Length: 241k

The Coiners’ Paper Trail by oliversnape
Summary: The Ministry needs to approve Severus Snape’s application for him to start his life again after the war. Harry Potter has set himself up with a non-dangerous specialist muggle career. Neither have been particularly good at avoiding trouble for long.
Warnings: Asexuality
My Notes: Masturbation (from both) and fellatio and rimming (from Snape) and ultimately bottom!Snape. Which was slightly more funny than sexy, but meh. 🙂
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Rating: Explicit
Length: 63k

The Definition of Home by oliversnape by oliversnape
Summary: Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape’s summer Order task by the headmaster, looking for a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves.
Warnings: Mentors, Adoption, Father-Son
Pairing(s):
Rating: Not rated
Length: 76k

The Definition of Family by oliversnape by oliversnape
Summary: Sequel to the Definition of Home. Now back at Hogwarts, Harry balances school and his home life as he prepares to face Voldemort and learns to trust Snape’s guidance. Along the way they both learn that family also means support.
Warnings: Mentors, Disability, Adoption, Father-Son Relationship
Pairing(s):
Rating: Not rated
Length: 86k

No Sign of Love by asecretchord
Summary: Outed by the Daily Prophet, Harry escapes the Wizarding World and ends up on the streets. Desperate and in fear for his life, he Apparates to ‘somewhere safe’ and winds up in the entryway of the last person he expected to see.
Warnings: Drama, Angst, Romance
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Rating: Mature
Length: 52k

The Same Coin by Meri
Summary: After being injured as an Auror, Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts to teach Defense Against The Dark Arts.
Warnings: AU, pre-HBP, Post-War
My Warnings: bottom!Severus, Bottom!Harry, Virgin!Severus
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Rating: Not Rated
Length: 51k

Sanguis Reatus by HecatesKiss
Summary: Due to a botched ritual on the longest night of the year, Harry has become something unheard of in the wizarding world – a living vampire. Harry must now determine how to kill Tom Riddle, avoid a meddling Headmaster, and keep from going into blood lust all while dealing with a typical school year. And he can’t seem to keep from watching his Defense Professor. He’s not certain if it’s just for the blood, or something more. Merlin help him.
Warnings: Not Canon Compliant, Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, vampire!Harry, Explicit, Sexual Content, Male Slash, Sub!Severus
My Warnings: Top!Harry, protective!harry
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Past Neville Longbottom/Harry Potter
Rating: Explicit
Length: 118k

Three Men by Celandine, cruisedirector
Summary: A werewolf, a Death Eater and the Chosen One walked into a bar…
Warnings: Lots and lots of warnings, including watersports
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: Explicit
Length: 54k

Warping Circumstances by deritine
Summary: Harry gets sent back in time and across dimensions because… well, there doesn’t really seem to be a reason why. Life is kind of awesome here. But Harry’s full of Horcruxes and this world is ripe for the taking- he just has to prevent himself from going insane and becoming the next Dark Lord. Helpfully, he’s regressed to a child.
Warnings: Non-Human Rights, Mental Health Issues, Crack Treated Seriously, Slytherin Harry, Good Slytherins, Humor, Dumbledore Gets The Short End of the Stick, Started out Serious but I can’t write Serious Things, Blood and Gore, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Fluff and Crack, Parseltongue, Paselmagic is Not Useful, Dimension Travel, Age Regression/De-Aging, Horcruxes
My Warnings: Daddy!Tom
Pairing(s):
Rating: Mature
Length: 81k

Xerosis by Batsutousai
Summary: Harry’s world ends at the hands of those he’d once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Dark!Harry, evil!Harry, semi-super!Harry
My Warnings: best fic ever, Ravenclaw!Harry, Master of Death!Harry, Dementor!Harry (ish)
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Voldemort, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
Rating: Teen
Length: 134k

Smallville, Batman Movies (Nolan) ‘verses

Redemption by meyari
Summary: Clark and Lex are kidnapped, tortured and nearly killed. Once they escape, the adventure really begins. Can they find what they lost while they were trapped? Will it be enough for them to be able to go on?
Warnings: Angst, Alternate Reality, Torture, Threesome
My Warning: Non-graphic
Pairing(s): Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent/Lex Luthor
Rating: Explicit
Length: 35k

NCIS ‘verse

“Andy” by Xanthe
Summary: Summary: When Tony receives some bad news, it forces him and Gibbs to go on an emotional journey and face up to the events of a time long past.

Extract: Gibbs had been waiting for a dead body to turn up, and it seemed one just had – only not the way he’d expected. This was one of those bodies that had been hidden for seventeen years, and those kinds of corpses always stank to high heaven when they finally rose to the surface.
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Daddy Issues, Romance
Pairing(s): Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: Mature
Length: 47k

High and Tight by thecookiemomma
Summary: In the process of investigating a case, Gibbs and Tony ingest some sort of powder. They have to deal with the consequences of the experiment while trying to solve one of the toughest cases they’ve had in a while.
Warnings: Forced Bonding, Case Fic, dark themes
Pairing(s): Anthony DiNozzo/Jethro Gibbs
Rating: Explicit
Length: 71k

Ten Years On by Xanthe
Summary: McGee is Director of NCIS, Gibbs is raising a small child, and Tony is teetering on the brink of total self-destruction – a lot has happened in ten years…

Extract: “Tony is out of control, Gibbs – you know it and I know it. One of these days he *will* get himself killed. I’m sure of it.”
Warnings: Futurefic, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Romance, Action, Drama, Kidfic
My Notes: kidnapping of a small child, suspense, nail biting, angst
Pairing(s): Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: Teen
Length: 40k

Gen (i.e. Not Slash)

Well, most of links are devoted to slash and occasionally het (*laugh*), but so far I haven’t touched on gen much.  That’s because I don’t read a whole lot of it.  And since I’m not sure that I have enough for different fandom posts, I’m currently putting it all together.

Criminal Minds

Emily, Garcia, Hotch, JJ, Morgan, Reid, Rossi

5 Mandatory Events at the FBI Regional Training Seminar by travelinthedark
Summary:  “Hey guys!” Jeff’s voice is just as upbeat as it was when he was telling the entire conference room about the wonders of community stewardship and his volunteer work as a ‘Big Brother.’ It’s also just as loud, and Hotch wonders if the guy realizes he doesn’t have to shout at people who are less than five feet away from him. “Are you ready to come up and add your ideas to the aspirations board?”
Warnings:  Humor, 5 things
My Warnings/Opinion:  All right, so there is an underlying Hotch/Reid relationship going on, but it’s not exactly the focus.

Emily, Garcia, Hotch, JJ, Morgan, Reid, Rossi, Strauss

A Bad Combination by Arcadya
Summary: TV Prompt Challenge. The team are ordered to attend a FBI event. They try to entertain themselves with varying results.
My Opinion:  Extreme amusement

Elle, Emily, Garcia, Gideon, Henry, Hotch, JJ, Morgan, Reid, Rossi, Strauss, Will

Behavioral Analysis K9 Unit by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Garcia has a drunken dream involving the team as dogs. Still Reid-centric even though it’s Garcia’s dream. Just something goofy, not to be taken seriously. Just for fun. See if YOU think I matched breeds with the characters well! Warnings:  H/R Fluff
My Opinion:  Cute enough to be listed on my site in two different spots.  So what if it’s H/R fluff?  So very very mild.

Hotch, Reid, OC, and to a lesser degree, Morgan and Rossi

Blackjack by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary: Aaron isn’t sure what is worse: being held hostage naked in a basement while being subjected to beatings, or having Spencer dissect his failed marriage in horrifying detail.
Warnings:  ADULT CONTENT. REPOSTED with new chapter breaks. Hotch-Reid friendship. FRM, R (profanity, graphic violence, adult content, torture, profanity, mention of child abuse, frank discussion of bodily functions)
My Warnings:  Blindfolded, loss of bowel control, hallucinations, kidnapping

Reid (for the most part)

Fall by rogueandkurt
Summary: As the other members of the BAU filed in, Reid nursed a cup of coffee and wondered how much further there was to fall.
Warnings:  Oneshot. ReidCentric. Season 2 Spoilers. Rated for drug use

Hotch, Gideon, Reid

Fathers by rogueandkurt
Summary:  At some point, Hotch and Gideon had become the fathers of their team. And fathers were supposed to protect their children.
Warnings:  Oneshot. Hotch perspective, ReidCentric. Season 2 spoilers. Rated for drug references.
My Warnings:  Overdose.

NCIS

McGee, Dinozzo, David, Abby, Gibbs, Ducky, Vance

Cold Comfort by Emerald
Summary: My first story for my h/c bingo card. Nothing long and fancy, just some warm fuzzies.
My Warnings: Hurt/comfort, sick!Tim, fluffy, Papa!Gibbs

McGee, Fornell, Gibbs, and pretty much everyone else – lol – Vance era

Echoes of Goodbye by Emerald
Summary: When tragedy strikes and an agent is unable to turn to his team, he turns to the one other person he trusts to help him. Written for Our Favorite FBI Agent challenge and the Drugs challenge
My Warnings/Opinion:  Angst, Injured!Tim, trust, pseudo families, and one extremely cute little girl.

It’s kind of like Rick Shelley’s “Return to Camerein” meets Stephen King’s “The Stand.”  *laugh*  But more.
Length:  60K

McGee, DiNozzo, Gibbs

Testing Courage by Annie
My Warnings:  Injured McGee and DiNozzo.  One shot.  I wish the author had written just a little more.  One glaringly obvious typo.

Femme Slash

I’m a female who likes females.  Exciting, I know.  And yet, I still like reading about gay relationships better.  Maybe it’s just because I can actually see the female stuff firsthand; or maybe it’s because not too many fanfic writers do femme slash well.  I dunno.

Criminal Minds

Emily Prentiss/JJ

A Morning At Home by Caitrin Torres (ctorres)
Summary:  There are always new things to learn about your partner.
My Opinion:  This is partially a story about a relationship and the domesticity that comes with it, and partially a story about coming out and the sorts of reactions one gets from parents.

An FBI Agent In Nothin’ But Heels by LittleBundleOfAcid
Summary:  It’s Emily’s birthday…read how she enjoys unwrapping her present,
WARNINGS: femmeslash NC-17 content First femme.
My Warnings:  first person, heels, not graphic (which is a shame, ahem)

God, I Love Football by cgcmff
Summary:  JJ loves the Washington Redskins, Emily loves JJ.
Warnings:  Femslash / Rated M for sexual content. Please read and review.
My Warnings:  Fingering, a little overuse of clichéd phrases (throes of passion?  Really?)

Pleasure Toy by lovetheboys
Summary:  Request: Emily/JJ – Handcuffs and a strap-on, anyway you please.
My Warnings:  Cuffed Emily, strap-on, begging

Emily Prentiss/Ashley Seaver

Dripping by Lunarose30
Summary:  Written for Kink meme. Seaver/Prentiss.
Kink: candles/wax. Bonus for candle as makeshift sex toy.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Needs a beta, but I’m including it because it’s really quite hot.

Criminal Minds – Fringe Crossover

Emily Prentiss/Olivia Dunham

Winning by crazylittleelf
Summary: Sometimes they win.
Warnings: Porn Battle, Wall Sex, 100-1000 Words, Femslash, Crossover
My Opinion: I’ve never seen Fringe, but I liked this.

Criminal Minds – NCIS Crossover

A Little Sleazy and a Little Right by v_angelique
Summary:  Established relationship. Abby’s very kinky and Garcia likes it.
Warnings:  Established Relationship, Kinky, Community: kink_bingo, Watersports, Fat Character, Service Submission, Mirrors, Velvet – Freeform, Gloves, Dirty Talk
My Warnings:  Full bladder orgasms (really hot, they are and so is this)

Criminal Minds – X-Men Crossover

Emily Prentiss/Emma Frost

Falling by Tamoline
Summary: Emily has her world set up just the way she wants it. Until she managed to meet an attractive woman in a place that she really wasn’t expecting. Now the boundaries of her different worlds are changing and overlapping, and she’s left falling.  Companion piece to Faces, covering the events from Emily’s perspective.
My Opinion:  Part of a series (you might want to go back and read from the beginning). I just liked this snippet.  Not explicit

NCIS

Caitlin Todd/Abby Sciuto

show me yours & I’ll show you mine by coffeesuperhero
Summary:  A/N: I should probably not be left unattended. Kicking the New Year off with some femslash can’t be bad, though. Set just after “Hung Out To Dry,” 1×02. Thanks to leiascully for looking this over.
My Warnings:  drunken sex, fingering, hot

Everything Else

Stuff that I can’t seem to classify. Maybe it’s just masturbation, maybe it’s from a fandom that I don’t have anything else of. *ahem* I don’t know. It’s weird. This is my life. Here we are.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Charlie Bucket/Willy Wonka

Tastes Like Candy by jmtorres
Summary:  The maturity gap makes up for the age gap.
Warnings:  cross-generational relationship
My Warnings/Opinion:  Blow job, underage.  I think it’ll surprise you a bit.

Criminal Minds

Hotchner, Rossi, Gideon, Max Ryan, Katie Cole

Both Ends of the Rope by bessemerprocess
Summary:  At the end of a bad case, the old school BSU team releases a little tension.
Warnings:  Team orgy, alcohol
My Warnings:  oral, hand jobs

Reid/Map

Destination Temptation by Amy494walker
Summary: It was simply too much temptation for any single man to deny. Un-beta’d.
My Warnings: Smut with an inanimate object, frottage, needs a beta to give it once over.

Emily, Hotch, Jack Hotchner, Morgan/Reid

Jack, at Least, Has Manners by bookgodess15
Summary: Jack wanders around the BAU, but always says excuse me.
Warnings: Humor. Cuteness. It’s hot chocolate for these cold, free-time-barren times. Written in about an hour, so typos are probably rank.

George Foyet, Aaron Hotchner, Haley Hotchner, Jack Hotchner (briefly)

If you were gay . . . by ROSSELLA1
Summary:  Hotch tries to stall Foyet during “100”.
My Opinion: I am amused.

George Foyet, Penelope Garcia, Derek Morgan, Aaron Hotchner, Spencer Reid, John Blackwolf, Megan Kane

The Many Deaths of George Foyet by ROSSELLA1
Summary: A bunch of oneshots where Foyet dies.
My Warnings: Violence (and humor)

Hotchner, Garcia

Morning Meeting by tbird1965
Summary:  Hotch accidentally leaves his laptop on. Will Garcia watch as he handles a morning situation?
Warnings:  Rated M for mature. All smut.
My Warnings:  Accidental voyeurism, masturbation . . . I love Garcia.

Unfortunately, this story was originally found on ff.net and it is no longer listed there. So I did some digging and found it on The Writer’s Coffee Shop, but they require an account to view their stuff. 😦 Luckily it’s not a lengthy process.

Rossi, Hotch, JJ, Emily, Reid, Morgan

Teen Spirit by LoveChilde
Summary: They’ve learned to expect the unexpected, but this was something new. When an unexpected twist leaves only Agent Rossi above the legal driving age, the team races against time to solve the case and restore their old(er) selves. Gen, case fic, no pairings, supernatural overtones
Warnings:  Case fic, kid fic, supernatural elements
My Warnings/Opinion:  deaging

Not your typical CM fic, but it’s a fun idea, even if it is a WIP!
Length:  40K, WIP

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Crumbling Land by Koanju and Saeva
Summary:  So that’s what it felt like to die. It didn’t feel much different than his normal life.
Warnings:  Erotic Asphyxiation.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Creepy. Serial killer Harry.
Length:  1.5K, one-shot

Harry Potter/Scorpius Malfoy

Under Pressure by snarkyscorp
Summary: It was getting to the point that Harry could smell him coming. From halfway down the hall at least, Harry could smell the familiar scent of shame and saltwater tears. It pricked his nerves, erected the hair on his arms and at the back of his neck and tightened something low and disgusting in his gut like a bolt.
Warnings: Submission, Dominance, informal D/s, Spanking, Rimming, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Forced Feminization
My Warnings/Opinion: Dacryphilia, Bottom!Scorpius

Draco Malfoy

Ensnared by RaeWhit
Summary:  Draco Malfoy in the dungeons with Devil’s Snare…wanking, of course.
Warnings:  auto-erotic asphyxiation, object penetration, PWP

Draco Malfoy/Fenrir Greyback

Here Be Monsters by Leela
Summary: After Dumbledore’s death, Draco needs the kind of comfort only someone like Greyback can offer.
Warnings: Consensual, rough sex, outdoor sex
My Warnings: ALMOST dub con, bottom!Draco, spit, first time, slash

Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter

Four and counting by Laume
Summary:  KIDFIC! A few years after the war ends, Snape has a little mishap. Dumbledore, in all his wisdom, comes up with an Awfully Bad Idea.
My Warnings:  Deaged Severus, Grandpa Albus, and Uncle Harry – the OTHER boy from the cupboard
Length:  15K, WIP

Gellert Grindelwald/Albus Dumbledore

Turnabout [Part 1] by penbrydd
Warnings: 19th century dialect, smut, surprise buttsecks
My Warnings/Opinion: I do hope he continues this story. The language isn’t too hard to understand either.  Fingering, Frigging? Handjob.  WIP

Thestrals

Bad Omen by rane_ab
Summary:  A drabble; G, gen, Thestral’s POV

Severus Snape

The Unhappy Horseman of Sleepy Hogwarts by Murasaki99
Summary:  So it’s another minor accident in Potions Class. These things happen to even the best Potions Masters, right?
My Warning:  Accidental transformation

House

House/Chase

Not of Sound Mind by Aris Merquoni (ArisTGD)
Summary:  Chase gets House to help him explore the mental and physical relationship between less-than-safe medical practices and sex.
Warnings:  Sounding, medical kink, risk aware consensual kink
My Opinion:  I think this fic gave me a new kink.

NCIS

DiNozzo/Director Vance

Better Off Floating by kaylashay81
Summary:  While Tony may not remember all the women he had been with over the years, he remembered every single man.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, public sex (is sex in a public bathroom considered public? lol), Bottom!Vance

DiNozzo, Fornell

Situations by water_soter
My Summary: Tony and Fornell are stuck someplace they can’t get out of. *snickers*
My Warnings: Awkward situations.  Possibly injured Tony.  Couldn’t really tell for sure.

Oz (HBO)

Beecher/Keller

The Rules by dustandroses
Summary:  What else is there to do when you’re in Lockdown?
Warnings:
Voyeurism, Power Play, Orgasm Denial

Star Trek (2009)

Spock, Kirk, McCoy (in a lesser fashion), and some random ship cats

The 80/20 Theory as Applied to Cats on the Bed by lazulisong
Series:  Star Trek XI
Rating/Warnings: Do not allow Meg to write fic while under the influence of sleep deprivation. Do not fold, wrinkle, spindle or mutilate. Do not read if you are offended by jokes about Spock’s rapidly waning dignity. Do not attempt to share a twin bed with a border collie and a kitten who is gay for the dog. Bones is a big fat potty mouth.
Disclaimer: Yeah, no. Also no tribbles were harmed in the making of this fic, although Spock’s dignity may never be the same.
My Warnings:  Author claims this is K/S pre-slash, and I suppose it is . . . but I’m shoving it in Everything Else (and maybe Gen), because this is almost more hurt/comfort than anything else.  And funny.  Did I mention that?

Spock

Cinnamon and Sugar by penbrydd
From this prompt:
This can be crack or not, I just want some lulz at Spock’s expense. (I do love him honestly…)  Cinnamon or chocolate is a Vulcan aphrodisiac. The replicators on the Enterprise malfunction, and everything has cinnamon/chocolate on/in it! Have fun with it.
Warnings: 
Wanking, alien peen, self-injury
Notes: This was supposed to be funny. OP asked for Spock + aphrodisiac. I … uh … yeah. This went some darkly kinky places.
My Warnings:  Quasi-sounding, if I’m reading this correctly (minus the sounding equipment).  Aphrodisiac induced wanking.  Almost like sex pollen in a way, except solo.

Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Scotty, various other crew members

Complications in the Head by penbrydd
From this prompt:
I’m trans, so I have to think about which bathroom is safe to use. This got me thinking… are bathrooms still separated by gender on the Enterprise, or has Starfleet moved past that requirement? Are bathrooms separated by species? Separated by both species *and* gender?

Anon can take the prompt in any direction, but I’d especially love to see some crew interactions in restrooms designated as open to all species and genders. People running into their crushes in the bathroom, people curious about alien genitalia but trying not to be creepy and look, graffiti written on the bathroom stalls, &c. 5+1 format might work, up to Anon!
Warnings: Alien peen, inappropriate use of a bathroom

Kirk/Spock

Pushing It by shinychimera
Summary:  What was really going on with Kirk when Spock was throttling him on the bridge? Is there room for erotic asphyxiation during a crisis?
Warnings:  Breathplay, Canon-Typical Violence, 100-1000 words
My Warnings:  This is almost, almost, almost dub-con, except it’s not . . . mostly.  *laugh*

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Picard/Q

Need by “Make me forget who I am,” Q whispers to him, hoarsely, his arms pulling Picard to him as if Picard is a talisman, the only shield he has against the horrors of mortality. “Make me forget I was ever anything other than this.”
My Warnings:  Bottom!Q, Vulnerable Q, Powerless Q

Star Trek: The Next Generation – Star Wars Prequel Crossover

Picard/Q, Picard/Qui-Gon Jinn

Misunderstandings, Healing, and Gifts by Merfilly
Summary:  A crossover between the two epic space operas, with a lot of PWP in there.
Warnings:  Crossover, broken trust, Healing Sex, Blow Job, Anal Sex
My Warnings/Opinion:  non-con (in a rather vague precursory sense), bottom!Picard, meddling gods

I’m naturally a bit wary of crossovers, as most intelligent readers ought to be.  However, this one is rather seamless in transitioning between the two worlds (a fairly impressive feat, considering).

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Ryan/Colin

Showstopper by Rushlight
Summary:  The Whose Line episode you’ll never see.
My Opinion:  I wasn’t actually aware that one could write Whose Line fanfiction.

Criminal Minds-Rossi, Other Pairings

Rossi/Reid

Now has its own section.

Rossi/Morgan

5 Kisses by spoodle monkey
Summary:  MorganRossi Slash 5 Kisses Rated for some mature content
My Warnings:  angst, hurt/comfort, frottage

Dibs by SunnyinOregon
Summary:  Garcia called dibs on Morgan and Dave’s pissed. Mild slash
My Warnings:  Jealousy

Late Night Escapades by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  Morgan and Rossi bed together. Normal, right? Not when Morgan’s still awake at four am and reading a dirty mag. Oh, the possibilities are endless! Rated M for a reason, and SLASH. I own nothing!
My Warnings:  First time, dirty talk, Bottom!Rossi

Outside, looking in by Timekpr
Summary:  Spencer is used to being on the outside, looking in. Rossi/Morgan from Reid’s PoV. Also Rossi/Reid, possibly Morgan/Rossi/Reid if the muse holds true. Slash.
My Warnings:  Masturbation, WIP

Romantics by Spoodle Monkey
Summary:  Rossi tries to do something romantic and ends up kidnapped. RossiMorgan slash

Seducing the Senses by Wheretheskykissesthesea
Summary:  In which Rossi and Morgan apply their senses to each other. Slash
Rating:  M

The True Meaning by Spoodle Monkey
Summary:  Rossi’s Christmas with the BAU, some holiday cheer, an impromptu party and the chance for something more. Rossi/Morgan, Hotch/Reid, Garcia/Kevin

The WakeUp Call by ilovetvalot
Summary: Pure Smut and Slash. Be warned! This has earned its “M” rating. Derek gives Rossi a wake-up call that he’ll never forget.
My Warnings: Blow jobs

Ashley Seaver/David Rossi

Once She’s Gone by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  After the loss of an agent, Rossi loses his self control and drowns his sorrows in the arms of another agent. Their one act could be enough to damn them both. I own nothing, rated M for a reason
My Warnings/Opinion:  I’m oddly loyal to Seaver (Rachel Nichols), age difference