I'm sort of picky when it comes to fanfiction.

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Different Sorting/Resorting

As hard as it is to find a good, “Harry gets somewhere other than Gryffindor,” fic, it’s even harder to find one that is complete.  So, therefore I included a few that I might not have otherwise, simply because they are not WIPs.

Here’s painless_j’s AU Sorting List, in case you’re interested.

Sorted into Hufflepuff

For Want of a Quill by Veytta
Summary: First Year AU. Alternate Sorting. Ron finds a different compartment to sit in, Harry travels alone to Hogwarts and that small change changes the world in ways big and small. No pairings!
My Warnings: WIP
Length:  40K

Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB
Summary: Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia’s tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
My Warnings: Creative!Harry
Length: 29K, Complete (over 1000 reviews too)
Two sequels (both complete): Harry the Hufflepuff 2 and Harry the Hufflepuff 3 – Harry’s Year Off

The Misplaced Potter by chubby redburn
Summary: AU OOC. A tale in which Dumbledore makes a tiny mistake that changes Harry’s life. COMPLETED
My Warnings/Opinion: Could use a beta, but is still a readable and an enjoyable story.
Length:  47K

The Other Potter by Saelia (dead link, sorry!  As soon as I have a new one, I’ll update this one)
Summary: AU. Lily and James Potter were, as luck would have it, not home the night Voldemort attacked and was vanquished. Thomas Potter became the Boy-Who-Lived. Harry? Left with the Dursleys.
Warnings:  Slytherin- ish !Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore.
My Warnings/Opinion: references of abuse, independent!Harry, twin to Boy-Who-Lived? (not certain), WIP – unfortunately, because it’s a really good fic
Length: 39K

Sorted into Ravenclaw

Accidental Hero, aka The Absentminded Ravenclaw by Nia River
Summary: ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn’t come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
My Warnings/Opinion: Non-Linear progression, Luna/Harry, though it says it’s a WIP, it could be considered complete as is.

Xerosis by Batsutousai
Summary: Harry’s world ends at the hands of those he’d once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry
Warnings: Major Character Death, Alternate Universe, Dark!Harry, evil!Harry, semi-super!Harry, M/M, F/M (references to)
My Warnings/Opinion: Slash (but only in the very mild, most basic form), Ravenclaw!Harry, quasi-Vampire!Harry, completely awesome fic
Length: Complete, 135K

Sorted into Slytherin

A Different Harry, Year One by Shadow Adams
Summary: Harry disappeared from the Dursleys at the age of five. What happens when an independent Slytherin Harry enters the Wizarding World? This is my view of Harry during his first year.
My Warnings/Opinion: WIP, needs a beta (a little sub-par for my usual list of stories I read, but it has a pretty major following, 1000+ reviews and all)
Length:  86K

Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17
Summary: As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House.
Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Alcohol Use, Alternate Universe, Neglect, Profanity, Slytherin Harry, Snape-meets-Dursleys, Violence, Mentor!Snape
My Warnings/Opinions: One of the best Harry is sorted into Slytherin fics currently out there. Completed.
Length: 166K

Breaking Forwards by lastcrazyhorn
Summary: HP&OP. The professors no longer can scare Harry with talk of lost points, detentions or Quidditch suspensions. He’s been beaten down for far too long, and he finally has reached his limit. Severus mentors, maybe guardian. Abuse, non-con, AU, evil!Ron
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Abuse, Sexual Content, Sexual Violence, Sexual Assault, Incest, Dark, Graphic Description, Drugged Sex, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, First Time, Cynical, Resorting, somewhat OOC Ron, Fear, Horror, Bullying, Chan, Explicit, Language, Adoption, Mentor Snape, Guardian Snape, Book 5: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
My Warnings/Opinion:  Complete
Length:  114K

Elective Affinities by Caecelia
Summary: It’s 1976, and a strange new transfer student is about to turn Severus Snape’s life on its head . . .
Warnings: Time-Travel, EWE, Slytherin!Harry, SSHP slash
My Warnings/Opinion: Really interesting and I wish they’d bloody well finish already. WIP
Length: 90K

Harveste Addams and the Sorcerer’s Stone by kyaru-chan
Summary: A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn’t it?
My Warnings/Opinion: Wonderful story. I liked it so much. Surprisingly enough, it only has around 200 reviews and that’s a shame. We should do something about that. Crossover with The Addams Family, Harry (pronounce Harry like the “Har” in “Hard” or “Harvest” as opposed to “Hairy”) is a also a crossdresser.  His friends are:  Hermione, Draco and Blaise (the male version, thank god).  In addition, there is Professor Snape and even he doesn’t know how to react to Harveste Addams. Much fun.
Length:  7k, Complete

Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan
Summary:  Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well…
Length:  8k, Complete

Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan
Summary:  A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren’t talking about Uncle Fester?
Length:  18k, Complete

Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan
Summary:  Let’s have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Length:  36k, Complete

Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan
Summary:  There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Length:  89k, Complete

Harvest Addams and the Halfblood Prince by kyaru-chan
Summary:  Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don’t forget the jam, darlings.
Length: 18k, WIP (*sad face*) – last updated 11-08-11

In Plain Sight by melissophobia
Summary:  When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry’s id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin. Au after book 5. Beta’d by Graenr!
My Warnings:  Resorting fic, Slytherin!Harry, very dreamlike in some ways, WIP
Length:  84K

Letters: The Year With The Stone by TwilightRamblings
Summary: When Harry Potter received his letter for Hogwarts, he hardly expected his cousin, Dudley, to receive one as well. And how will Professor Snape react to a Slytherin Harry? In answer to a challenge from Potions and Snitches.
Warnings: Child abuse
My Warnings/Opinion: Magic!Dudley, WIP
Length: 200K+

Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17
Summary: Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn’t quite who they expected.
Warning: female Blaise.
My Warnings/Opinion: Mentions of underage sex (consensual), I am amused by this story, one-shot

Paradise Lost  by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue
Summary: With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter’s life changes completely.
Warnings: Eventual Tom Riddle/Harry Potter
My Warnings: WIP
Length: 96K

Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave
Summary: Harry’s brother Connor is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry has devoted himself to protecting him—by being ordinary. But certain people aren’t content to let Harry hide in the shadows.
Warnings: AU, eventual HP/DM slash, (very) Slytherin!Harry.
Length: 81K, COMPLETE

Slytherin Saviours by Ariande
Summary: 6th Year, Harry gets a shock. All 5th & 6th year students are being resorted. Yup, another resorting but different. Can Harry save the Slytherins? More Important,can Slytherins save Harry? NOT a Dark!Harry tale
Warnings: Snape!Mentor
My Warnings/Opinion: Abuse, WIP
Length:  28K

What Should Have Been by Catherine or Cate
Summary: Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy – it’s going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. So much better me thinks.
Warnings: Alternate Universe. HPDG
My Warnings: WIP, could use a beta, author needs to learn more about showing vs. telling
Length: 48K

Apprenticed

Apprentice by Fallen Shadowed Angel
Summary: Harry James Potter has always been anything but normal. Why should Hogwarts be any different? The Sorting Hat brings back an age-old tradition for the special little boy: Apprenticeship.
Warnings: CP (Corporal Punishment), mentor-father/son relationship, mentions of past of abuse/neglect
My Warnings: WIP
Length:  21K

Animagi – HP

I’ve recently become obsessed with fics about animagi.  You know, as much as people talk about the overuse of the Cat!Harry theme, those stories are actually rather difficult to lay one’s paws–er hands on (unless you read more than I do).  And of course, since I’m sort of obsessed with Snape and Harry, a lot of these recs are going to focus on them.

And if you’ll scroll to the bottom of this post, I’ll give you a list of the rec pages I’ve found devoted to animagi/animal transformations.

Harry Potter, Severus Snape

A Bird in Hand by igtow
Summary:  Harry never can stay out of trouble and discovers something about Snidgets the–mes-mes-messy way.
Warnings:  Soft 13+ for ‘potty’ language
My Warnings/Opinion:  SSHP (they are married, but nothing physical), fun little fic
Length:  One-shot

A Bittersweet Potion – by Alchemia Dent and Bugland
Summary: “This story, beside other things, is awkwardness itself. Teenager Harry with, naturally, rampant hormones, with Voldemort’s visions and everything else that is Harry’s life, happened to become Snape’s cat. And the fucked-up bastard Snape grew to like his cat. And the cat had an opportunity to see the person behind Snape’s everyday persona. Both of them have more issues than, possibly, the rest of the school altogether. How can it not be awkward, I ask you. Sex in this fic is hilarious and wrong, sexy and hearbreaking [sic], painful and moving.” – Part of painless_j’s rec summary.
Warnings:  Suicide attempt (sort of), Death Eater violence (off screen)
My Warnings/Opinion:  There is no sex in the first fic (which is all I have read thus far) and only one kiss, and that was an absinthe induced hallucination.  Interesting style.  It’s sometimes difficult to separate reality from dreams.  6th year.
Length: Novella

Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
My Warnings/Opinion:  GEN
Length:  236K, Complete

The Greatest Gift by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Harry writes a letter to Severus trying to express how grateful he is that Severus adopted him and gave him a home and family. Just a little fic I wrote for Father’s Day. Set in the Broken Wings AU!

Caeruleus by Pagan Strega
Summary:  A Transfiguration accident leaves Harry in unusual circumstances. How will Snape react?
Warnings:  SSHP of course. Creature Fic
My Warnings/Opinion:  Awww.  Drake!Harry  A definite favorite.
Length:  One-shot.

Cat-Eyed by screaminglungs
Summary:  Severus comes home to find Harry upset. A Pile of fluff!
Length:  One-shot, SSHP, Cat!Harry

Cat Magic by gingertart
Summary:  Severus Snape discovers that he likes cats, but only in moderation.
Warnings: Character death (yeah, I know… but it isn’t angsty, honest.)
My Warnings:  GEN, funny

Cats to the Rescue by Healer Pomfrey
Summary:  Eight-year-old Harry notices cats have a much better life, or don’t they? Another Animagus story.
Warnings:  Completely AU, partly OOC, mentioning of abuse!Dursleys, sick!Harry, sick!Severus
My Warnings:  Cat!Harry, GEN

The Company You Keep by Ravenna C Tan
Summary:  The war is over. Severus Snape wants to be left alone. Draco wants Snape. Snape decides a stray cat is a better companion than a Malfoy, given what he learned about both Malfoy and Potter in the days after Voldemort had captured Harry.
My Warnings:  References to past abuse, use of imperius (past tense), Death Eaters, post-war, slash, Bottom!Harry, torture
Length:  10K, Complete

Disenchanted by cluegirl
Summary: Sent to Privet Drive to intercede in a domestic dispute, Severus finds that Harry Potter is not quite feeling himself.
Warnings: Cat!Harry
My Warnings/Opinion: References to abuse, cute, masturbation, SS/HP

Fox Tale by Sita Z
Summary: Lucius Malfoy enjoys his family traditions. Severus Snape is stuck with the unpleasant task of rescuing the victims. Until one night a captured boy surprises him…
Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Alcohol Use, Child fic, Kidnapped, Neglect, Violence
My Warnings/Opinion:  GEN! Terror and sweetness all rolled into one.  One of my new favorite fics by one of my favorite authors
Length:  8k (It’s a two-shot)

Freaks Aren’t Allowed by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  After nearly freezing to death outside his relative’s home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn’t over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge’s problems aren’t limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Warnings:  Child Abuse, Kid Fic, Fluff, Nightmares, Animagus, Adoption, Time Travel, Ghost!Lily, Ghost!James, Cute, Alternate Universe
My Warnings/Opinion: Awww.  Daddy Snape.  GEN!
Length:  44K, Complete

Not A Freak by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Okay, you’ve convinced me. Sequel to Freaks Aren’t Allowed. This is a series of one shots designed to fill in some of the blanks between Harry’s first year with Snape and his first year at Hogwarts.
Warnings:  Childfic. Fluff.
Length:  WIP

Hex-Crossed Lovers by HPRoundRobin
Summary:  Kirsu’s Challenge: Harry and Severus are caught in the cross fire of two hexes, causing them to be in each others company or they will suffer pain.
Warnings:  Sexual situations
My Warnings/Opinion:  The actual sex scene is very vague.  This author (or authors, given the user name) could also benefit from the use of a beta (mostly difficulties with switching tenses).  And the last chapter is kind of a cop out, but I still enjoyed the story.  Oh, and references to past non-con and child abuse.  Cobra!Harry
Length:  29K, Complete

Learning to Uncurl by Amorettea
My Warnings/Opinion:  Delightful fic.  Moose!Harry, Hedgehog!Snape, GEN, post-war

A Matter of Size by lana77
Summary:  Harry gains his animagus form, and is less than impressed.
Warnings:  Flobberworm!Harry
My Warnings:  GEN, major character death (NOT Harry)

More Animagus Harry (drabbles) by Soawen
My Warnings/Opinion:  I am amused.

A Most Impractical Cat by drachenmina
Summary:  During the horcrux hunt, Harry goes to Malfoy Manor in his animagus form of a cat to try and find Helga Hufflepuff’s cup. Things do not go according to plan…
Warnings:  Adult Language, Sexual Situations, BDSM, Beastiality, Contains Het Sex, Contains Slash Sex
My Warnings/Opinion:  Okay, the BDSM? Lucius and Narcissa.  The bestiality?  Nagini and Bellatrix.  The Het?  Bellatrix and everyone, I swear.  lol  Slash?  Harry and Severus!!!  Mutual masturbation. Cat!Harry
Length:  13K, Complete

Nesting by julesmonster
Summary:  “There was a potions accident during detention—isn’t there always?” Thus begins a loving slightly tongue-in-cheek tribute to all
Warnings:  Mpreg, creature, bonding and bottom!Snape fics. Slash. HP/SS.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Schmoop!  Fluff, Dragon!Harry
Length:  21K, complete

Parseltongue-Tied by Dementor Delta
Summary:  Harry makes friends with one of nature’s shy creatures.
Warnings:  Snake assisted wanking
My Warnings/Opinion:  Not just wanking.  Bottom!Harry.  Slash/Snarry.  Snake!Snape.
Length:  One-shot, complete

Pink by AbstractConcept
Summary:  Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. Humour, Romance, Snarry. One-shot
My opinion:  Really good little story.

Teacher’s Pet by AbstractConcept
Summary:  Sequel to Pink, can be read alone. Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can’t—or won’t—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape grows reluctantly fond of the bugger. Slash.

Fred and George Weasley, Harry, Hermione

Making Out Like Bandits by lionille
Summary:  Fred and George are well-suited to lead a wild life.
My Opinion:  Ridiculously hilarious.  I snorted out loud with glee while reading this.  GEN.

Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter

Becoming Bestial by Constant Vigilance.
Summary:  Harry/Draco. Harry teaches Draco how to change into his Animagus-form.Harry’s Animagus form is a wolf, Draco’s is a leopard.
Warnings:  Don’t mind ‘bestial’ in the title, it’s not bestiality, it’s actually fluff.
One-shot. PG.

Of Mice and Men by stillaseeker
Summary:  Behold! … Fluffy!Draco!
My Warnings:  Owl!Draco, GEN
Length:  one-shot

Remus Lupin, Severus Snape

The Frog Prince by busaikko
Summary:  “Ribbit,” Severus said impatiently.
Warnings: Animal transformation, double drabble, crack
My Warnings/Opinion:  Snupin fluff, kiss, Frog!Snape (not really animagi, but since it’s a drabble, meh).  Funny.
Length:  200 words

Rec Lists

Lira_Snape’s “Animagus List – Part 1” – I’ll leave it to you to find part 2 (which is largely the same as part 1, only . . . not)

Painless_j’s “Themed List – Animals

Sophia84’s “Pets

Rossi/Reid Pairings

I’m separating out the Rossi/Reid pairings from my Rossi – Other Pairings post because I’ve got enough of them now to make their own post.

Rossi/Reid

And the Walls Came Tumbling Down by ilovetvalot
Summary:  When Reid receives an unexpected Christmas phone call from his father, can Rossi help him over come his demons to concentrate on what’s important? Mild Slash.

Blame Emily by Dysperdis
Summary: Reid/Rossi PWP. “Really, I blame Prentiss for this entire situation.”
My Warnings: Needs a beta, PWP, hand job, first person

Daddy Dave by seditionary
Summary:  During an intimate moment, Rossi asks Reid to call him “Daddy.” Kink Meme entry.
Warnings:  Slash, sex, language, bottom!Reid, Daddy kink
Rating:  M

The Effect of Pink Panty Droppers on Dyed-In-The-Wool Nerds by innerslytherin and severity_softly
Summary: Sometimes Spencer didn’t stay to drink with Dave when the team wound up at the Auld Dubliner. But sometimes, like tonight, he did.
Rating: NC-17, FRAO
My Warnings: Blow jobs, fingering, Virgin!Reid (he’s still a virgin at the end, drat! Well, at least in terms of having a cock up his ass lol)

Guy Walks Into A Bar by darkhawkhealer
Summary: A guy walks into a bar. Smut ensues.
My Warnings: D/s, Bottom!Reid, blow jobs

The Late Night Confession by ilovetvalot
Summary: Written for Prompt #6 of TV Prompt Challenge: Spongebob Squarepants “Night Light”. In the depths of night, Reid confides one of his greatest fears to an unlikely source.

Leader of the Army, AKA F is for Family by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  When Diana Reid dies, Dave finds himself in charge of funeral arrangements. SLASH, ONE-SHOT. Established relationship. Part of the Alphabet Meme 2 Challenge.
Rating:
M
My opinion: 
Total awesomeness

Rossi’s Desire by 68luvcarter
Summary:  Rossi finds more than he bargained for when he has a pool party. Trying something a little different.

Shattered Wounds by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  Set during the Hypnosis scene in Memoriam. Reid sees something about his past that terrifies him. Who’s the one there to pick up the pieces? The legendary David Rossi. Slight slash, nothing too bad, though.

When the Heart Decides by peagoose6
Summary:  David Rossi returns to the BAU and finds romance where he leasts expects it. Rated M for later chapters. SLASH Gets Lemony after chapter 65, hot lemons scattered throughout.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, masturbation, wet dreams, first time, eventual sex?  This fic had over 165K when I first posted it here (June 2011) and it wasn’t done yet; so who knows?
My Opinion: Author is moving ridiculously slowly in developing the relationship.  Seriously, anal sex is not that complex.

Who’s With Reid? by lastcrazyhorn
Summary: So, WHO ended up rooming with Reid while they were in Alaska? Here are eight different scenarios of possible answers. Every Reid pairing, just because I wanted to see if I could do it. Re/H, Re/Ro, Re/P, Re/JJ, Re/Ga, Re/M, Re/Gi, Re/Elle, Threesome DP
Warnings: Anal Sex, First Time, Non Consensual, Dubious Consent, Dream Sex, Double Penetration, Blow Jobs, Het and Slash, Missing Scene, Nightmares, Hand Jobs, Mutual Masturbation, Threesome – M/M/M

Chapter 2 is Reid/Rossi, and then chapter 8 is Reid/Rossi/Hotch.

“What did you just call me?” by Anonymous
My Warnings: Daddy kink

Femme Slash

I’m a female who likes females.  Exciting, I know.  And yet, I still like reading about gay relationships better.  Maybe it’s just because I can actually see the female stuff firsthand; or maybe it’s because not too many fanfic writers do femme slash well.  I dunno.

Criminal Minds

Emily Prentiss/JJ

A Morning At Home by Caitrin Torres (ctorres)
Summary:  There are always new things to learn about your partner.
My Opinion:  This is partially a story about a relationship and the domesticity that comes with it, and partially a story about coming out and the sorts of reactions one gets from parents.

An FBI Agent In Nothin’ But Heels by LittleBundleOfAcid
Summary:  It’s Emily’s birthday…read how she enjoys unwrapping her present,
WARNINGS: femmeslash NC-17 content First femme.
My Warnings:  first person, heels, not graphic (which is a shame, ahem)

God, I Love Football by cgcmff
Summary:  JJ loves the Washington Redskins, Emily loves JJ.
Warnings:  Femslash / Rated M for sexual content. Please read and review.
My Warnings:  Fingering, a little overuse of clichéd phrases (throes of passion?  Really?)

Pleasure Toy by lovetheboys
Summary:  Request: Emily/JJ – Handcuffs and a strap-on, anyway you please.
My Warnings:  Cuffed Emily, strap-on, begging

Emily Prentiss/Ashley Seaver

Dripping by Lunarose30
Summary:  Written for Kink meme. Seaver/Prentiss.
Kink: candles/wax. Bonus for candle as makeshift sex toy.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Needs a beta, but I’m including it because it’s really quite hot.

Criminal Minds – Fringe Crossover

Emily Prentiss/Olivia Dunham

Winning by crazylittleelf
Summary: Sometimes they win.
Warnings: Porn Battle, Wall Sex, 100-1000 Words, Femslash, Crossover
My Opinion: I’ve never seen Fringe, but I liked this.

Criminal Minds – NCIS Crossover

A Little Sleazy and a Little Right by v_angelique
Summary:  Established relationship. Abby’s very kinky and Garcia likes it.
Warnings:  Established Relationship, Kinky, Community: kink_bingo, Watersports, Fat Character, Service Submission, Mirrors, Velvet – Freeform, Gloves, Dirty Talk
My Warnings:  Full bladder orgasms (really hot, they are and so is this)

Criminal Minds – X-Men Crossover

Emily Prentiss/Emma Frost

Falling by Tamoline
Summary: Emily has her world set up just the way she wants it. Until she managed to meet an attractive woman in a place that she really wasn’t expecting. Now the boundaries of her different worlds are changing and overlapping, and she’s left falling.  Companion piece to Faces, covering the events from Emily’s perspective.
My Opinion:  Part of a series (you might want to go back and read from the beginning). I just liked this snippet.  Not explicit

NCIS

Caitlin Todd/Abby Sciuto

show me yours & I’ll show you mine by coffeesuperhero
Summary:  A/N: I should probably not be left unattended. Kicking the New Year off with some femslash can’t be bad, though. Set just after “Hung Out To Dry,” 1×02. Thanks to leiascully for looking this over.
My Warnings:  drunken sex, fingering, hot

Everything Else

Stuff that I can’t seem to classify. Maybe it’s just masturbation, maybe it’s from a fandom that I don’t have anything else of. *ahem* I don’t know. It’s weird. This is my life. Here we are.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Charlie Bucket/Willy Wonka

Tastes Like Candy by jmtorres
Summary:  The maturity gap makes up for the age gap.
Warnings:  cross-generational relationship
My Warnings/Opinion:  Blow job, underage.  I think it’ll surprise you a bit.

Criminal Minds

Hotchner, Rossi, Gideon, Max Ryan, Katie Cole

Both Ends of the Rope by bessemerprocess
Summary:  At the end of a bad case, the old school BSU team releases a little tension.
Warnings:  Team orgy, alcohol
My Warnings:  oral, hand jobs

Reid/Map

Destination Temptation by Amy494walker
Summary: It was simply too much temptation for any single man to deny. Un-beta’d.
My Warnings: Smut with an inanimate object, frottage, needs a beta to give it once over.

Emily, Hotch, Jack Hotchner, Morgan/Reid

Jack, at Least, Has Manners by bookgodess15
Summary: Jack wanders around the BAU, but always says excuse me.
Warnings: Humor. Cuteness. It’s hot chocolate for these cold, free-time-barren times. Written in about an hour, so typos are probably rank.

George Foyet, Aaron Hotchner, Haley Hotchner, Jack Hotchner (briefly)

If you were gay . . . by ROSSELLA1
Summary:  Hotch tries to stall Foyet during “100”.
My Opinion: I am amused.

George Foyet, Penelope Garcia, Derek Morgan, Aaron Hotchner, Spencer Reid, John Blackwolf, Megan Kane

The Many Deaths of George Foyet by ROSSELLA1
Summary: A bunch of oneshots where Foyet dies.
My Warnings: Violence (and humor)

Hotchner, Garcia

Morning Meeting by tbird1965
Summary:  Hotch accidentally leaves his laptop on. Will Garcia watch as he handles a morning situation?
Warnings:  Rated M for mature. All smut.
My Warnings:  Accidental voyeurism, masturbation . . . I love Garcia.

Unfortunately, this story was originally found on ff.net and it is no longer listed there. So I did some digging and found it on The Writer’s Coffee Shop, but they require an account to view their stuff. 😦 Luckily it’s not a lengthy process.

Rossi, Hotch, JJ, Emily, Reid, Morgan

Teen Spirit by LoveChilde
Summary: They’ve learned to expect the unexpected, but this was something new. When an unexpected twist leaves only Agent Rossi above the legal driving age, the team races against time to solve the case and restore their old(er) selves. Gen, case fic, no pairings, supernatural overtones
Warnings:  Case fic, kid fic, supernatural elements
My Warnings/Opinion:  deaging

Not your typical CM fic, but it’s a fun idea, even if it is a WIP!
Length:  40K, WIP

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Crumbling Land by Koanju and Saeva
Summary:  So that’s what it felt like to die. It didn’t feel much different than his normal life.
Warnings:  Erotic Asphyxiation.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Creepy. Serial killer Harry.
Length:  1.5K, one-shot

Harry Potter/Scorpius Malfoy

Under Pressure by snarkyscorp
Summary: It was getting to the point that Harry could smell him coming. From halfway down the hall at least, Harry could smell the familiar scent of shame and saltwater tears. It pricked his nerves, erected the hair on his arms and at the back of his neck and tightened something low and disgusting in his gut like a bolt.
Warnings: Submission, Dominance, informal D/s, Spanking, Rimming, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Forced Feminization
My Warnings/Opinion: Dacryphilia, Bottom!Scorpius

Draco Malfoy

Ensnared by RaeWhit
Summary:  Draco Malfoy in the dungeons with Devil’s Snare…wanking, of course.
Warnings:  auto-erotic asphyxiation, object penetration, PWP

Draco Malfoy/Fenrir Greyback

Here Be Monsters by Leela
Summary: After Dumbledore’s death, Draco needs the kind of comfort only someone like Greyback can offer.
Warnings: Consensual, rough sex, outdoor sex
My Warnings: ALMOST dub con, bottom!Draco, spit, first time, slash

Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter

Four and counting by Laume
Summary:  KIDFIC! A few years after the war ends, Snape has a little mishap. Dumbledore, in all his wisdom, comes up with an Awfully Bad Idea.
My Warnings:  Deaged Severus, Grandpa Albus, and Uncle Harry – the OTHER boy from the cupboard
Length:  15K, WIP

Gellert Grindelwald/Albus Dumbledore

Turnabout [Part 1] by penbrydd
Warnings: 19th century dialect, smut, surprise buttsecks
My Warnings/Opinion: I do hope he continues this story. The language isn’t too hard to understand either.  Fingering, Frigging? Handjob.  WIP

Thestrals

Bad Omen by rane_ab
Summary:  A drabble; G, gen, Thestral’s POV

Severus Snape

The Unhappy Horseman of Sleepy Hogwarts by Murasaki99
Summary:  So it’s another minor accident in Potions Class. These things happen to even the best Potions Masters, right?
My Warning:  Accidental transformation

House

House/Chase

Not of Sound Mind by Aris Merquoni (ArisTGD)
Summary:  Chase gets House to help him explore the mental and physical relationship between less-than-safe medical practices and sex.
Warnings:  Sounding, medical kink, risk aware consensual kink
My Opinion:  I think this fic gave me a new kink.

NCIS

DiNozzo/Director Vance

Better Off Floating by kaylashay81
Summary:  While Tony may not remember all the women he had been with over the years, he remembered every single man.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, public sex (is sex in a public bathroom considered public? lol), Bottom!Vance

DiNozzo, Fornell

Situations by water_soter
My Summary: Tony and Fornell are stuck someplace they can’t get out of. *snickers*
My Warnings: Awkward situations.  Possibly injured Tony.  Couldn’t really tell for sure.

Oz (HBO)

Beecher/Keller

The Rules by dustandroses
Summary:  What else is there to do when you’re in Lockdown?
Warnings:
Voyeurism, Power Play, Orgasm Denial

Star Trek (2009)

Spock, Kirk, McCoy (in a lesser fashion), and some random ship cats

The 80/20 Theory as Applied to Cats on the Bed by lazulisong
Series:  Star Trek XI
Rating/Warnings: Do not allow Meg to write fic while under the influence of sleep deprivation. Do not fold, wrinkle, spindle or mutilate. Do not read if you are offended by jokes about Spock’s rapidly waning dignity. Do not attempt to share a twin bed with a border collie and a kitten who is gay for the dog. Bones is a big fat potty mouth.
Disclaimer: Yeah, no. Also no tribbles were harmed in the making of this fic, although Spock’s dignity may never be the same.
My Warnings:  Author claims this is K/S pre-slash, and I suppose it is . . . but I’m shoving it in Everything Else (and maybe Gen), because this is almost more hurt/comfort than anything else.  And funny.  Did I mention that?

Spock

Cinnamon and Sugar by penbrydd
From this prompt:
This can be crack or not, I just want some lulz at Spock’s expense. (I do love him honestly…)  Cinnamon or chocolate is a Vulcan aphrodisiac. The replicators on the Enterprise malfunction, and everything has cinnamon/chocolate on/in it! Have fun with it.
Warnings: 
Wanking, alien peen, self-injury
Notes: This was supposed to be funny. OP asked for Spock + aphrodisiac. I … uh … yeah. This went some darkly kinky places.
My Warnings:  Quasi-sounding, if I’m reading this correctly (minus the sounding equipment).  Aphrodisiac induced wanking.  Almost like sex pollen in a way, except solo.

Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Scotty, various other crew members

Complications in the Head by penbrydd
From this prompt:
I’m trans, so I have to think about which bathroom is safe to use. This got me thinking… are bathrooms still separated by gender on the Enterprise, or has Starfleet moved past that requirement? Are bathrooms separated by species? Separated by both species *and* gender?

Anon can take the prompt in any direction, but I’d especially love to see some crew interactions in restrooms designated as open to all species and genders. People running into their crushes in the bathroom, people curious about alien genitalia but trying not to be creepy and look, graffiti written on the bathroom stalls, &c. 5+1 format might work, up to Anon!
Warnings: Alien peen, inappropriate use of a bathroom

Kirk/Spock

Pushing It by shinychimera
Summary:  What was really going on with Kirk when Spock was throttling him on the bridge? Is there room for erotic asphyxiation during a crisis?
Warnings:  Breathplay, Canon-Typical Violence, 100-1000 words
My Warnings:  This is almost, almost, almost dub-con, except it’s not . . . mostly.  *laugh*

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Picard/Q

Need by “Make me forget who I am,” Q whispers to him, hoarsely, his arms pulling Picard to him as if Picard is a talisman, the only shield he has against the horrors of mortality. “Make me forget I was ever anything other than this.”
My Warnings:  Bottom!Q, Vulnerable Q, Powerless Q

Star Trek: The Next Generation – Star Wars Prequel Crossover

Picard/Q, Picard/Qui-Gon Jinn

Misunderstandings, Healing, and Gifts by Merfilly
Summary:  A crossover between the two epic space operas, with a lot of PWP in there.
Warnings:  Crossover, broken trust, Healing Sex, Blow Job, Anal Sex
My Warnings/Opinion:  non-con (in a rather vague precursory sense), bottom!Picard, meddling gods

I’m naturally a bit wary of crossovers, as most intelligent readers ought to be.  However, this one is rather seamless in transitioning between the two worlds (a fairly impressive feat, considering).

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Ryan/Colin

Showstopper by Rushlight
Summary:  The Whose Line episode you’ll never see.
My Opinion:  I wasn’t actually aware that one could write Whose Line fanfiction.

Daddy Snape, Mentor, Adoptive Father, Severitus etc.

I admit it.  I have a weakness for Daddy Snape; especially if he’s Daddy Snape to little Harry.  It’s just so cute.  Some authors are pretty good at writing them as father – son.  On the other hand, some authors make me wonder if they’ve ever seen a child, let alone been around one.  When I write kids, I write with my inner child at the forefront of my mind; staring out at everything, wide eyed in wonder.

It seems to work–at least according to the reviewers of those stories.

Hmm, I may have to split this list via WIPs and Completes.  Geez.

Apprentice by Fallen Shadowed Angel
Summary:  Harry James Potter has always been anything but normal. Why should Hogwarts be any different? The Sorting Hat brings back an age-old tradition for the special little boy: Apprenticeship.
Warnings:  AU Year One- mentor, CP (i.e. Corporal Punishment)
Length:  22K, WIP

Believe by Victory-Starr
Summary:  It’s Christmas Eve and little Harry has many requests, but none of them are for Santa.
My Opinion:  Aww.

The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville
Summary:  AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well.
Warnings:  T for Mentor Snape’s occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Length:  222K, Complete

Bleeding Clown by parselslyth
Summary:  Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape.
Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Length:  61K, WIP

Blessed Curse by HpFanficFan
Summary:  COMPLETE. Harry’s defeat of Voldemort came at a price. The consequences will change Harry’s life forever; for him it will be a blessing. For the snarky potions master, however, it has become what he calls a curse. Severitus. Revised
My Opinion:  Actions speak louder than words.

Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Length:  236K, Complete

The Greatest Gift by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Harry writes a letter to Severus trying to express how grateful he is that Severus adopted him and gave him a home and family. Just a little fic I wrote for Father’s Day. Set in the Broken Wings AU!

Burnt by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Warnings:  Slytherin Harry, Physical Disability, Abuse, Minor Violence, runaway, Neglect,  Alternate Universe, Deaf Character, Sign Language, Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
My Opinion I like this one.
Length: 104K, Complete

Cherokee Camp by grugster
Summary:  After two weeks of torture by Death Eaters, Draco and Harry have to find a way to cope with all their memories. Severus, as their guardian, tries to help and spends some time with them at a therapy camp in the USA. Draco/Harry friendship
Length:  191K, WIP

Common Ground by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Harry hides in the library on Halloween, trying to escape his dreadful memories of Lily’s death. No one else seems to remember or care that he lost everything that night. He is found by Snape . . .and also a troll. WINNER-BEST HALLOWEEN STORY at P&S!
Length:  17K, Complete

The Cupboard by enahma
Summary:  After Sirius’s death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
My Opinion:  Not one to miss.  Good story.

The Definition of Home by oliver.snape
Summary:  Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape’s Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Warnings:  Guardian/Adoption fic.
My Opinion:  This is one of my top favorites.
Length:  80K, Complete

The Definition of Family by oliver.snape
Summary:  Sequel to the Definition of Home. Now back at Hogwarts, Harry balances school and his home life as he prepares to face Voldemort and learns to trust Snape’s guidance. Along the way they both learn that family also means support.
Length:  92K, Complete

the photo album by oliver.snape
Summary:  This is an epilogue of The Definition series. It’s basically little scenes that didn’t make it into the series, presented as photographic short stories. There is no set timeline, some are from times in the story, and some are after it finished.

Depths of Darkness by Kirsti-Lee
Summary:  Dumbledore has organised Harry’s life so that he is forced into Gryffindor. What will happen when Harry rocks the boat?
My Warnings: Slytherin!Harry
Length:  31K, Complete

Digging for the Bones by paganaidd
Summary:  Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination.
Warnings:  Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis.
My Opinion:  A good ‘un.  Complete.
Length: 212K

Equilibrium by Twinheart
Summary:  AU Snape.mentors.Harry fic. When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions.
Warnings: implications of : child neglect, abuse, manipulative Dumbledore, sedition. Not Canon.
Length:  74K, Complete

Faith by Dragongirl16
Summary:  COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works!
Warnings:  PreOotP AU! SLASH
My Warnings/Opinion:  Graphic violence, Lupin/Black, resorting fic, Snape/LMalfoy, crazy Weasleys, Neville/Blaise

This is a really great story.
Length:  338K

Family Night by Celebony
Summary:  As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he’ll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
My Opinion:  I bawl every time I read this one.
Length:  32K

Finding a Family by hestiaA1
Summary:  AU – What if Severus had been able to overcome Harry’s resemblance to James? What if Harry weren’t the only Griffyndor with Slytherin traits? …Snape ends up mentoring the Golden Trio. Contains corporal punishment, not abuse. Several sequels now posted.
Length:  45K, Complete

Flashback by Dream Painter
Summary:  Locking Harry in the broom closet was the catalyst that unlocked a whole flurry of issues that young Harry and Severus must now begin to work through… together.
Length:  12K, Complete

For Duty and Honor by Bratling
Summary:  During Occulmency lessons in OOtP, Snape notices something… off in Harry’s memories. Eventual SnapeadoptsHarry story. Nonslash, AU. Gen fic, no pairings. Does not take into account HBP.
Length:  58K, WIP

Forget Me Not by Sa-kun
Summary:  Everyone seems to have forgotten that the Boy Who Lived exists. Harry’s friends don’t remember who he is. Harry tries to hold on to reality as he knows it, while trying to come to terms with who he is. He finds Snape as an unexpected ally. 6th year AU.
My Opinion:  Really good one to keep your eye on.
Length:  97K, WIP

Fox Tale by Sita Z
Summary: Lucius Malfoy enjoys his family traditions. Severus Snape is stuck with the unpleasant task of rescuing the victims. Until one night a captured boy surprises him…
Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Alcohol Use, Child fic, Kidnapped, Neglect, Violence
My Warnings/Opinion:  Terror and sweetness all rolled into one.  One of my new favorite fics by one of my favorite authors
Length:  8k (It’s a two-shot)

Fourteen Fathoms by Vain
Summary:  Repost – Snape discovers something disturbing about Harry and acts . . . like Snape. Complete.
My Warnings:  Dursleys abuse Harry.  Snape reacts.  Snape meets Dursleys.  Muahahaha.

But this cannot be allowed to continue. As amusing as you find the image of Potter beneath a herd of stampeding hippogriffs, he’s your student. Your student. And no one ever, ever does anything like this to one of your students. Ever.

Freaks Aren’t Allowed by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  After nearly freezing to death outside his relative’s home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn’t over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge’s problems aren’t limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Warnings:  Child Abuse, Kid Fic, Fluff, Nightmares, Animagus, Adoption, Time Travel, Ghost!Lily, Ghost!James, Cute, Alternate Universe
My Warnings/Opinion: Awww.  Daddy Snape.
Length:  44K, Complete

Not A Freak by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Okay, you’ve convinced me. Sequel to Freaks Aren’t Allowed. This is a series of one shots designed to fill in some of the blanks between Harry’s first year with Snape and his first year at Hogwarts.
Warnings:  Childfic. Fluff.
Length:  12K, WIP

fresh and calm by h0use-m0use
Summary:  AU. Wanting to be left alone, Harry neglects to visit the Hospital Wing after he is hit by the rogue bludger, and is caught by Snape…

Goodnight, Twerp by SweetlyDesolated
Summary:  AU year 5, A night spent in the Potions Professor’s rooms in the castle of Hogwarts passes quite calmly, even under the circumstances of who lives there. No Slash. One shot. Follows ‘My Hero,’ so read that first.
My Opinion:  You don’t have to read the other story first.  *sniffles*

The Guiltless by kilara25
Summary:  Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
My Warnings: Needs a beta.
Length:  26K, Complete

Harry Potter and the Night Before Christmas by Mord-Sith Rahl
Summary:  Harry and Severus spend their first Night Before Christmas together as family.
Warnings:  NonSLASH. Does not take HBP or DH into account.
My Opinion:  *sniffles*  Daddy Snape.

Harry Potter’s Second Chance by etherian
Summary:  Voldemort is dead, and so are quite a few others. Harry’s back at the Dursleys & depressed. A potion changed everything. Snape adopts Harry. Canon more or less up to the end of GoF, after that AU.
My Opinion:  Etherian kicks arse, and therefore, by default, so do her stories.

Second Chance: Take Two by etherian
Summary:  Harry de-aged himself to age 6 after killing Voldemort. Snape adopted him in order to give him a happy childhood. Albus is dying.
Warnings:  AU, canon up to end of PoA. Sequel to Harry Potter’s Second Chance. COMPLETE. The sequel is The Death Eater & The Rat.
Length:  232K

Second Chance: The Journal of Harry Potter by etherian
Summary:  A kind of pre-quel to HP’s Second Chance & Second Chance Take Two. This is the journal that Snape found after rescuing a de-aged Harry. The journal includes notes made by Snape.
My Opinion:  This whole series makes me sniffle.

Harry’s First Detention by kbinnz
Summary:  AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled “Harry’s New Home”.

Harry’s New Home by kbinnz
Summary:  One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well… Or was it? AU, sequel to “Harry’s First Detention”. OVER A MILLION HITS!

Harry’s Last Hope by teachersnape64
Summary:  The summer following Sirius death, Harry is filled with guilt. Snape helps him prepare for the battle of his life against Voldemort! Over 1,ooo,ooo hits! Harry rocks! Not a Severitus but close.
Length:  247K, Complete

Harry’s Sheepy Advent’s Calendar by Healer Pomfrey
Summary:  On the first of December, seven-year-old Harry decides to run away from the Dursleys’. This story accompanies him until Christmas. Will he be able to find a new and better home until then? A daily Advent’s calendar story.
Warnings:  AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry.
My Warnings:  Needs a beta ish.
Length:  31K, Complete

His Boy by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Just a short drabble about Severus’s newly adopted son, Harry Potter. It can either be read as part of my story, “A Means of Survival,” or it can be read on its own. I purposely made the style a bit ambiguous for that very reason. During HP & COS.
Warnings:  drabble, adoption, AU, Neglect

In Plain Sight by melissophobia
Summary:  When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry’s id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin. Au after book 5. Beta’d by Graenr!
My Warnings:  Resorting fic, Slytherin!Harry
Length:  84K, WIP

Jamie Snape and the Chamber of Secrets by Original Dark Angel
Summary:  AU CoS. Dobby never stopped the mail and as a result, Severus Snape has to rescue our hero from Privet Drive. The only way to keep him safe requires an Unusual Adoption.
Warnings:  Abuse via Dursleys
My Opinion:  It’s a good one.  I’m rather fond of this story.
Length:  55K, Complete

The Last Gift by Keina Snape
Summary:  TRANSLATIONHarry receives a very special gift for his 16th birthday, which quickly comes in handy when things get really bad at Privet Drive this summer.But when he finds refuge at Snape’s,everything starts to get complicated..
Warnings:  No slash, guardian fic
My Warnings:  Torture
Length:  449K, WIP

Learning to Love by GoldenPhoenix 12
Summary:  When Three year old Harry Potter is taken to the hospital, the Dursley’s find out some unsettling news. Not wanting to take care of the child, he is left at the hospital, and then sent to an orphanage. Will the Wizarding world find Harry? Who will rescu
Length:  15K, Complete

Letter to Santa by Aceia
Summary:  Harry was told by the Dursleys he was unworthy of Christmas. After he is rescued from them when he is seven, how does Severus cope with his insecurities?
Warnings:  Severus mentor/adoption fic, no slash

Letters: The Year With the Stone by WildKat2007
Summary:  When Harry Potter received his letter for Hogwarts, he hardly expected his cousin, Dudley, to receive one as well. And how will Professor Snape react to a Slytherin Harry? In answer to a challenge from Potions and Snitches.
My Warnings:  Slytherin!Harry, Wizard Dudley
Length:  228K, Complete

Lost Boys by Bil
Summary:  AU. Perhaps it was the whimper that broke through the boy’s fear, the evidence that Severus was as human and broken as he. SS, HP. Oneshot.
My Warnings:  Pre-Hogwarts, torture

Miles To Go Before I Sleep by Malora
Summary:  Hedwig is injured, and must seek help for Harry. An answer to the “Burnt Hedwig to the Rescue” challenge on potionsandsnitches: “Hedwig is tossed onto a bonfire with Harry’s other belongings, but she manages to barely escape.”
My Opinion:  Somewhat bittersweet.  Harry is Hedwig’s boy, not the other way around.  Last line made me tear up.
Length:  3K

The Naked Truth by chrmisha
Summary:  What happens when Snape comes upon a heavily warded compartment on the Hogwarts Express containing two students—one of whom is naked. Includes HP, SS, and LL. *COMPLETE*
My Opinion:  I love Luna.

Nobody Cared by etherian
Summary:  11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived.
Warnings:  AU, manipulative!callous!Dumbledore, DE’s, Voldy, but no Horcruxs.
My Warnings/Opinion: Slytherin!Harry, Daddy Snape

This is the fic to read.  This is how I wish the first book had really been written
Length:  365K, Complete (only missing the epilogue)

The November 9th Letters by oliver.snape
Summary:  Every year Harry Potter writes a letter to his second son, who is growing up surrounded by friends and family, new and old.
Warnings:  Mentor!Snape, not epilogue compliant, happy and light.
My Opinion:  Good.

The Other Potter by Saelia
Summary:  AU. Lily and James Potter were, as luck would have it, not home the night Voldemort attacked and was vanquished. Thomas Potter became the Boy-Who-Lived. Harry? Left with the Dursleys.
Warnings:  Slytherin- ish !Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Length:  41K, WIP

Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren
Summary:   Harry found out he’s Snape’s son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he’s dodging Snape’s suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Warnings:  HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU.
Length:  211K, Complete

The Pride of a Snake by MiDNiGHT-MoRPHiNE
Summary:  Complete: A Severitus Challenge. Enough said? Look for sequel in the New Year.
Length:  43K

Reading the Signs by goldencompass
Summary: Harry is hurt and loses his voice. Will Snape help him find it? Not slash.
My Warnings: Fluff
Length:  49K, Complete

Filling the Void by goldencompass
Summary:  Sometimes getting what you want is terrifying. Can Severus and Harry manage after the roller coaster that was first year? Sequel to Reading the Signs.
Length:  41K, WIP

Realizations by BloodRedEnd
Summary:  Things only get worse for Harry as summer begins. Abused by his relatives, he is saved by an unlikely person, and finds out something that could change his life forever.
Warnings:  Severitus fic.
Length:  62K, Complete

Resonance by GreenGecko
Summary:  Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Length:  501K, Complete

Running Away by Bil
Summary:  AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG.  AU of Philosopher’s Stone. This may or may not be DH compliant in its way (I’ve only read DH once so I’ve forgotten most of it). And I would like to point out that it was not my idea to have Hermione in this, but she wouldn’t leave.
My Opinion:  Aw.  Really worth the time to read.  One-shot.

Season of Warmth by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Just before Christmas,Harry hears the basilisk and thinks he’s going mad. He flees into a blizzard and is followed by Snape. Trapped by the storm, they hide in a cave. Will they survive to celebrate Christmas?
Warnings:  Sick!Harry & sick!Severus. AU, COS, mentorSev
Length:  97K, Complete

Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio
Summary:  Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Length:  138K, Complete

Serum by Plumbum
Summary:  An unusual epidemic breaks out inflicting children and adults alike. Harry Potter appears to be resistant to the disease, and his blood may carry the cure for all.
Warnings:  Snape mentors Harry NOT-SLASH.
Length:  27K, WIP

ThE SeVeRuS SnApE FaN cLuB by Lady Lianna Kari
Summary:  Harry gets tired of Snape making digs at his fame, so he decides to get even.
Warnings:  Not a Slash. References of abuse.
My Opinion:  Cute.
Length:  11K, WIP

Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn
Summary: What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape’s not sure, but he thinks it’s likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Warnings: Child Abuse, Brain Injury, Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, Counselling sessions, Slytherin Harry, Slytherin Hermione, Gender Issues, Neglect, Abusive Dursleys, Alternate Universe, Autism Spectrum, Transgender
My Warnings/Opinion: Daddy Snape.  Walks the fine line between cute and serious.
Length: 130K, WIP (still being updated)

Skin Deep by Vingilot
Summary: Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works Harry is removed to Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth.
Warnings: Severitus. Written PreHBP HarryBill
My Warnings/Opinion: References of abuse and rape (incest), evil!Dumbledore, powerful!Harry, smart!Harry, slash (Bill/Harry). Really good fic. Intriguing and it draws you in completely. Needs to be checked by a Brit and has a couple of typos, but nothing particularly major.
Length: 231K, not marked as complete, but is for all intents and purposes.

Slave Child by Kristen Hudson
Summary:  A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus. AU from the end of OotP.
Length:  263K, WIP

Slytherin Savior by SilentStardust
Summary:  Chapter 11 up! Please R&R! Harry Potter goes to his first year at Hogwarts and is sorted into Slytherin! He becomes best friends with Draco Malfoy, finds a new father in Snape, and learns to stand up for himself in what he considers to be his new home.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Slytherin!Harry

Author writes too slowly.  11 chapters in 4 years?  Jeebus.  I still like the story though.
Length:  29K, WIP

Slytherin Saviours by Ariande
Summary:  Renamed! Easier Search.6th Year, Harry gets a shock. All 5th & 6th year students are being resorted. Yup, another resorting but different. Can Harry save the Slytherins? More Important,can Slytherins save Harry? NOT a Dark!Harry tale.
Warnings:  Snape!Mentor
My Warnings:  Resorting fic, abuse
Length:  28K, WIP

Snape’s Invisible Friend by teacherbev
Summary:  Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn’t telling and no one can see him but Snape.
Warnings:  No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Abuse, Powerful!Harry, Harry renamed

Major favorite.
Length:  61K, Complete

Stolen Emerald by dinasamirs
Summary:  Snape had loved Lilly. Now Lilly was gone – but not toally. A little tyke with large emerald eyes was still there. All what Snape had to do was steal him.
Warnings:  **Warning: Story contains spanking.**
My Warnings:  Could use a beta (if nothing else, just to get the spelling of Lily correct . . .”  WIP

Stronger Than Hope by Alaunatar
Summary:  AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him.
Warnings:  Eventual Snape as Harry’s guardian story. COMPLETE
Length:  162K

There’s More Room In A Broken Heart by Severus redeemed
Summary:  Harry is almost 9 when he is rescued & taken to Hogwarts by Severus Snape. Despite his intentions to have nothing more to do with the child, Snape finds himself unable to resist Lily’s child, as they both discover that broken hearts can hold more love.
Length:  43K, WIP

To Have and To Hold by ObsessiveCompulsiveforhp
Summary:  When Poppy has finally had enough, Hogwarts undergoes a drastic search and rescue procedure, and secrets are revealed. The aftermath finds Harry bare and exposed, and searching for something to hold.

To Make It All Ok by Bonomania
Summary:  When Harry goes back to school the year after Sirius dies, the unlikeliest of people start noticing a change in him.
Warnings:  Mentions of child abuse, Dursleys, Draco and more brushes with death.
Length:  31K, WIP

To Shape and Change by Blueowl
Summary:  AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley.
Length:  232K, Complete

True Confessions by Bratling
Summary:  An answer to Potions and Snitches’ Abused Harry challenge and Severitus’s challenge. Secrets are sometimes meant to be shared, and sharing those secrets can sometimes change lives.
Length:  15K, Complete

Tug by Emerald-Leaves
Summary:  Harry has an accident, and guess who has to look after him? Why none other than Severus Snape, of course!
Length: 
57K, Complete

Unbuttoned by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Harry doesn’t know exactly what’s happening, but something isn’t right between him and Professor Lupin, and he’s determined to find out why. Will Snape be able to help?
Warnings:  Abuse, implied non-con, AU, HP&PA, minor character death, fluff, mentors, adoption, teacher-student relationship
Length:  64K, WIP

Unjust Fear by Laurenke1
Summary:  Having managed to find the courage to ask for his book back from Professor Snape, Harry learns that there is a reason everybody fears the Potions Master but can one first year see through his mask of fear to see a teacher he can confide in? AU warning
Length:  113K, WIP

Vows by Zarathustra46
Summary:  Severitus taking place between first and second year. Vernon loses it after Dobby drops the cake and he discovers Harry isn’t supposed to do magic at home. Now complete.
Warnings:  Chapters 8 – 11 contain strong language and details child abuse/rape.
Length:  117K, Complete

Walk the Shadows by jharad17
Summary:  AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy’s son?
Warnings:  Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Length:  112K, Complete

What Do We Do Now by momma-dar
Summary:  How different would Harry be if he was taken from the Dursley’s when he was 5 and raised by his real father, Severus Snape, and the rest of the Hogwarts staff. And what is the surprise that they get after they bring Harry home. Complete!
Length:  32K

When the World Stands Still by Sentimental Star
Summary:  **COMPLETE** AU. Tensions are running high in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Everyone who knows anything knows something is about to happen. And it is in the midst of this that two unlikely people find a little more than a common ground…
Length:  12K

Where Do I Go From Here? by The Ivory Raven
Summary:  After a difficult summer, Harry returns to Hogwarts and keeps his homelife a secret. But the new DADA professor leaves him with an even bigger secret to hide. How will he cope, and what does Snape have to do with it all? Warnings: abuse, cutting, depression
Length:  76K, WIP

Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v
Summary:  When Snape is called to the Dursleys’ by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape’s background.
Length:  72K, Complete

Lube? What Lube?

*headdesk*

Oh, because clearly lube isn’t necessary in anal sex . . . of course not.  Silly me.

Batman

Batman/Superman

More by Mithen
Summary: Bruce Wayne is kidnapped by Poison Ivy. Superman comes to the rescue.
Warnings: Sex pollen, captivity, bondage, first time
My Warnings/Opinion: It’d be better with lube. Bottom!Batman, blow job.

Criminal Minds

Hotch/Reid

A Gentle Thaw by ilovetvalot
Summary: Trapped in a snowstorm, can Aaron Hotchner and Spencer Reid find their way?
Warnings:
SLASH THREESHOT
My Warnings/Opinion: blow jobs, Lube? What Lube?, Bottom!Reid

Okay, so they’re using lubricated condoms. Big whoop. I’ve used those. They aren’t enough. Besides, there was no stretching involved. Really, I expect better of this author.

Art Lovers HotchReid by Silver-Afrit
Summary: Reid and Hotch survey the clean up of their latest case in an art museum. Hotch decides to have some naughty fun in public.\n
My Warnings: Public sex (ish), Bottom!Reid, needs a beta (ish), Lube? What Lube?

I think it’s a safe bet that Silver-Afrit doesn’t understand the mechanics of anal sex . . . If only he/she were the only one. *sigh*

Camping is Refreshing by Silver-Afrit
Summary: Hotch, Reid, Morgan, and Gideon go camping. Hotch and Reid get lost in the woods and spend a rather interesting night in a cavern.
Warnings: Slash: One shot Lemon Slight spoilers for Hotchner.
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Reid, Lube? What lube?, first time

Most idiotic line: “Am I hurting you? You said you were ready.”  Of course he’s not ready, Hotch! No lube!!! Ack!

Harry Potter

Remus Lupin/Harry Potter

An Apple a Day by abstractconcept
Summary: Harry’s avoiding Potions and hoping to have an easy time hanging about with Remus. But then Harry discovers a dirty magazine and Remus accidentally touches a magical object designed to bring out the beast in anyone. And Remus has more beast than most. Can Harry handle it?
Warnings: AU, Chan, Rimming, Spanking, Biting, dub-con in a sex-pollen type scenario, dildo-play, Felching, Porn, Smut
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Harry, underage, Lube? What Lube?, first time, Teacher-Student

This fic . . . this fic has problems, but not the usual sort (i.e. grammar, spelling etc.). Either Harry is just really mentally off in this, or the author doesn’t understand how these things work.

Author has also apparently removed all of his/her stories from this archive.

NCIS – Gibbs/Dinozzo

Gibbs/Dinozzo

Anger and Release by tutncleo
Summary:  Tony is angry, and so is Gibbs.
Warning:  This contains very explicit slash. If you don’t like it please don’t read. It’s pretty much a PWP.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Dinozzo, rough sex

Belay by tzigane, Zaganthi (Caffiends)
Summary:  Maybe it was just the kinky part, or maybe it was a little bit of both, but there was something about reddened lips stretched around a bright blue swirly silicon ball that made his dick kind of twitch with desire at the mere sight of it, never mind the more-or-less silence it got him.
Warnings:  Gags
My Warnings:  Bottom!Dinozzo, wicked hot

Breaking the Rules by Vanessa Sgroi
Summary:  Tony should know better than to try and hide injuries from Gibbs. Not much in the way of plot. Just an excuse for some hurt/comfort between DiNozzo and Gibbs. Rated K plus for a bit of swearing.
Warnings:  Language, Hurt/comfort

Damage by Xanthe
Summary: When Gibbs investigates a minor robbery, he uncovers something much more sinister. The resulting investigation has unexpected and far-reaching consequences.
Warnings: Angst, Drama, Case, Hurt/Comfort, Action, First Time, Romance
My Warnings/Opinion: Underage (OC/12 year old Tony) non-con (references and a few flashbacks – major one in chapter 4), Bottom!Gibbs, references to abuse (neglect, sexual), Bottom!Dinozzo, disturbing subject matter (but worth the read!)
Length: 134K, Complete

Destination by thehoyden
Summary:  It’s like a bad joke: Gibbs and Fornell walk into an elevator. When they walk out, Gibbs says, “Pack your bags, DiNozzo — you’re going on a trip.”
Warnings:  Epistolary, Season 6
My Warnings: Bottom!Dinozzo

By the way, in case you’re wondering: 

Epistolary

1. contained in or carried on by letters: an epistolary friendship.
2.  of, pertaining to, or consisting of letters.

Drunken visit and a lot of love SLASH GibbsTony by needtoknow400
Summary:  Tony shows up drunk at Gibbs house, talking about a bad break-up and being in love with someone he can’t have. Will Gibbs put the pieces together? SLASH Gibbs/Tony
Warnings:  Slash
My Warnings:  Frottage, Bottom!Dinozzo (and probably more, but it’s over 50K and I don’t feel like rereading the entire thing right now), first time (for Gibbs being w/ a man), angst, needs a beta-ish, and it doesn’t read as easily as some authors (they’ve got Gibbs style of speaking down fairly well, but Dinozzo doesn’t seem to talk enough; I dunno).
Length:  53K

Dynamic Inertia by slashscribe
Summary: Gibbs comes home one day to find Tony doing some questionable exercises in the living room.  Turns out Tony’s been ordering from infomercials, and Gibbs finds his new exercise equipment a bit of a turn on.  (Or, put simply, this is Shake Weight pr0n!)
My Warnings:  PWP, Bottom!Dinozzo

Edge of Apology by inksheddings
Summary:  A pot of coffee, a bottle of bourbon, and a situation neither Tony or Gibbs are sure how to come back from.
Warnings: Graphic Depictions of violence, Rape/Non-con
My Warnings: A variation on the Fuck-Or-Die scenario. Blow job.

Intimidation by rebecca (whom I’m assuming is blue raccoon, but I don’t know that for sure)
Summary: In the end, it didn’t matter who had started it.
My Warnings: a little rough, Bottom!Dinozzo

Shadows of Myself by Memento Vivere
Summary: No one really knows who you truly are…no one cares to look. If they only did they might see… Tony angst abounds.
Warnings: This story is heavy on the angst, and deals with some subject matter that might make people uncomfortable (i.e.- themes of suicide). So be warned.
My Warnings/Opinion: Not slash, not a relationship in that sense, but there definitely is a relationship between Gibbs and DiNozzo here.  Gibbs is like a kind of lifeline for him. Depression. Nifty concept.

This is a really good fic, but if you’re depressed, I wouldn’t recommend reading it all in one sitting.

Stimulus The NCIS Adaptation by forcryinoutloud
Summary:  Tony wriggled, testing the bindings holding him to the bed. GibbsTony
Warnings:  SLASH
My Warnings:  Bottom!Dinozzo, bondage

Twenty Drabbles for the Merry Month of Masturbation 2010 by dustandroses
Fandoms include:  Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, NCIS, Oz (TV), Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, and The X-Files
Summary: Twenty drabbles, nineteen characters, seven fandoms and too many sex acts to count. Here are all the drabbles I wrote for for the MMoM 2010 Challenge. (This includes double and triple drabbles – so all these works will be either be 100, 200 or 300 words exactly.)
Warnings: Fluff, Bondage, Bukkake, Dom/Sub, disturbing imagery, Rare Pairing, Character of Color, Female Character of Color, Minor Character Death, Masturbation
My Opinion:  hottest set of drabbles I’ve ever read

Wake Up Call by Webbgirl
Summary:  Tony gives Gibbs a wake up call he won’t forget.
Warnings:  Smut
My Warnings: 
Blow jobs

Criminal Minds – Aaron Hotchner – Other Pairings

Other pairings aside from Hotch/Reid.  I decided to split that post because of how many Hotch/Reid fics I had vs. how few I had of others.

Hotch/Reid/Morgan

(I don’t like Reid/Morgan much, but I like it when they’re all together.  Meh)

A Pair of Jokers by seditionary
Summary:  Hotch, Reid and Morgan are on a long drive and need to stop for the night. Hotch discovers something he’s not sure he wanted to know about his two special agents.
Warnings:  Slash, naughty goings-on.
My Warnings:  Not a threesome really, more like accidental voyeurism; anal, Bottom!Reid, masturbation

Change My Needs by JustJasper
Summary:  For Kink Meme IV: Hotch and Reid invite Morgan for a threesome to cuckold Hotch. Smut.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, needs a beta (fun with tenses, ahem), a little OOC, ridiculously hot.  Mostly Reid/Morgan, but established Hotch/Reid, Voyeur!Hotch

Royalty Has Its Privileges by seditionary
Summary:  Silly AU inspired by the Royal Wedding. Hotch is a prince whose father Rossi, lol is making him choose a bride, but he’s more interested in his two courtiers, Morgan and Reid.
Warnings:  Smut! Slash, crackish, m/m sex, threesome.
My Warnings:  Kinda ridiculous, but fun.

Sex Ed (“Three is Company” is new title) by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  REQUEST FROM EMRI-MAY–When hotel room key cards get mixed up, Hotch finds himself walking in on Morgan and Reid engaged in unexpected activities. But even more unexpected, Morgan talks Hotch into joining in… and it wasn’t hard to do so, either. H/M/R
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, dirty talk, anal, fluff, double penetration (DP), Bottom!Reid

Hotch/Morgan

A Moment of Weakness by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary: Hotch beds with Morgan after a long case, and Morgan’s dream causes him to act on some…hidden feelings. This is Slash! Also, rated M for a reason.
My Warnings: Hand jobs, dub-con? (kinda), masturbation

Deadly Intent by Ice_Prince1
Summary: Twin fic with Not my Intention, this time Hotch’s POV, pwp
Warnings: Slash, Anal Sex, No Redeeming Social Value, PWP
My Warnings: Bottom!Hotch (whoo!)

The Everything Man by IrishCreamTruffle
Summary:  SLASH. Derek Morgan and Aaron Hotchner – Hotch . Hotch: “No one should expect to get a lot of sleep for the next three days.” Rated for adult content.
My Warnings:  Mutual masturbation, blow jobs

Hotch/Rossi/Reid

Who’s With Reid? by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  So, WHO ended up rooming with Reid while they were in Alaska? Here are eight different scenarios of possible answers. Every Reid pairing, just because I wanted to see if I could do it.
Warnings:  Re/H, Re/Ro, Re/P, Re/JJ, Re/Ga, Re/M, Re/Gi, Re/Elle, Threesome DP
My Warnings:  This fic is so wonderfully versatile.  Ch8 is Hotch/Rossi/Reid.  Hand jobs, nightmares, rimming, Bottom!Reid

Now THAT’S An Unexpected Request by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  The fifth installment of lastcrazyhorn’s “Now” series. As a 29 year old virgin, Spencer has more than a few things he wants to try out in the bedroom. But who will he trust to have that first experience with?
Warnings:Established Relationship, Slash, Anal Sex, Felching, Threesome – M/M/M, First Time, Loss of Virginity, Age Difference, Blow Jobs, Skinny Dipping, Bottom!Rossi, bottom!Reid, Alternate Universe, Dirty Talk

Hotch/Reid/John Blackwolf

Fortune Cookies by Stacy L.A. Stronach (Slash_girl)
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch, blow jobs

Hotch/John Blackwolf

The Same Place by Tigerlady (shetiger)
Summary:  There is an old Apache saying: You can take many paths to get to the same place.
Warnings:  Infidelity, First Time, Episode Related
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch

A Road, Long and Winding by Tigerlady (shetiger)
Summary:  Finalizing the divorce has left Hotch adrift and dangerously unfocused. When a case brings the BAU back to New Mexico, he finds himself thinking about an old acquaintance–and maybe, taking some time to sort out all the stuff in his head.
Warnings:  Episode Related
My Warnings:  Bottom!Blackwolf

Hotch/Reid, Hotch/Gideon, Morgan/Gideon

Released and Bound by slashgirl
Summary:  Gideon gives Hotch what he needs…even Reid.
Warnings:  Bondage, Dom/Sub
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch

Hotch/Prentiss

Acid and Baby Oil by tbird1965
Summary: While looking for an unsub, Hotch and Emily are accidently covered in a caustic acid powder that begins to eat away their clothing. The cure? Baby oil. HAVE FUN.
Warnings:  Rated M for Mature, naked, oily smutty adult fun.
My Warnings:  het!!!  Ridiculous situations.

Hotch/Prentiss, Jack

A Letter to Santa by chiroho
Summary:  TV Show Episode Title Challenge – December – One Tree Hill: Please, Please, Please, Let me Get What I Want – Hotch and Jack have a little father/son time one evening. No spoilers, but set some time after ‘100’. Oneshot.
My Warnings:  Cuteness.  Life with Jack.

Hotch/Seaver

Man or Machine? by tbird1965
Summary:  Ashley Seaver’s a little frighened of her intense, stoic new boss. To her he seems more like a machine then a man. Will her opionion change when she catches him engaging in a very human and very private act. Rated M for MATURE.
Warnings:  Masturbation, voyeurism

This is the first of a series; so if you liked it, you might consider looking at the author’s profile and continue reading.

Criminal Minds – NCIS Crossover

Hotch/Gibbs

What He Wants by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  When a serial rapist attacks a naval petty officer, the BAU suddenly finds themselves sharing their case with a team from the NCIS. Three shot. Almost PWP. Slash. All the good stuff. 🙂 Gibbs/Hotch
Warnings:  Slash, Anal Sex, First Time, Crossover, Top!Gibbs, Bottom!Hotch, Rimming, Blow Jobs
My Warning:  Rare pairing (seriously; people do not write this pairing, for whatever reason), shower sex (ish)

Criminal Minds – Aaron Hotchner/Spencer Reid

Hmm.  Well, since Rotch is already accounted for, I suppose I should cover Hotch/Reid.  Oh and these are all consensual.  All others are here.

Hotch/Reid

A Kiss Is… by bowie28
Summary:  For a Renaissance man such as Dr. Reid, a kiss can mean a lot of things. *Hotch/Reid slash*
My Warnings:  fluff, nifty concept, angst

A Little Crazy by KoolJack1
Summary:  Slash, you’ve been warned. Post-Corazon On the plane ride home, Reid’s headaches get worse.
My Warnings:  frottage, angst, needs a betaish, WIP, life with Jack

All This Will Pass by recrudescence
Summary:  Written for Ubervirgin for the CM fic exchange. Prompt: Garcia and Prentiss go out and are surprised to find Reid and Hotch on a date…and engaged in heavy PDAs.
Warnings:  Public sex, voyeurism, dirty talk
My Opinion:  Holy.  Friggin’.  Wow.

A Rock and A Hard Place by Rushlight
Summary: Reid and Hotch are kidnapped during the course of an investigation.
My Warnings: Kidnapping, attempted non-con, language, bottom!Reid (i.e. happy ending)

Auld Lang Syne by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Next in the H/R series! After spending Christmas together in Santa Fe, Hotch and Reid are back in Quantico. But they don’t have to go back to work yet. It’s time for the Bureau’s New Years Ball! And the fun that comes after… SLASH!
My Warnings: 
public sex (ish), orgasm delay/denial, bottom!Reid, masturbation, blow jobs, begging (a little)

Behavioral Analysis K9 Unit by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Garcia has a drunken dream involving the team as dogs. Still Reid-centric even though it’s Garcia’s dream. Just something goofy, not to be taken seriously. Just for fun. See if YOU think I matched breeds with the characters well! Warnings:  H/R Fluff

Beyond The . . . by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  Aaron just has to ‘get over it.’ He knows that their relationship isn’t based on sex, but thanks to years of doing what he does for a living, he knows that it plays a pretty damn big part. Sex is about trust.
Rating/Warnings: Oh, so FRAO/NC-17, includes the use of sex toys. Mild d/s. (graphic sexual situations, profanity, adult content)
My Warnings/Opinion:  Masturbation, vulnerable Hotch

Oh god, this was crazy hot.

Broken Pieces by Moony3003
Summary:  Gideon has left, leaving Reid only with a goodbye letter. Feeling shattered and alone, Reid goes to Hotch for answers.
Warning: contains graphic slash. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings:  Technically adultery, given that Hotch is still married; bottom!Reid, first time, angst

Calypso Coffee by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  What happens when Reid lets Morgan pick his drink? Well, Reid is very dominant when drunk.
Warnings:  Includes: Light bondage, Dom!Reid, alcohol use. Rated M for a reason. I own nothing.
My Warnings:  Frottage, anal, Bottom!Hotch (whoo!), first time, blow jobs, orgasm delay/denial, begging (a little)

Chapstick by CMAli 1
Summary:  Sometimes, life requires a salvation. He is Aaron’s.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, PWP

Close by recrudescence
Summary:  No one ever thinks of Reid as being particularly well-adapted, but Aaron believes in giving due credit. He isn’t sure he would be able to serve as a functioning member of society if he were incapable of forgetting.
Warnings:  Kink meme
My Warnings:  Cross dressing, intimate . . . it’s not what you think, either.  *grin*

Conditional Absolution by starofoberon
Summary:  Post-“Omnivore”- in the “Home Demonstration” universe, Hotch comes to ask Reid for the help that only he can give to deal with Aaron’s guilt.
Warnings:  Rated for somewhat graphic physical and psychological violence. NO slash. COMPLETE

Crossfire by Amazanda
Summary:  Slash: Hotch/Reid: The beginning has to start from somewhere. When Hotch looked at Reid, his eyes were opened to the truth around him. Watch as these two agents make it through the first season.
Length:  53K
Rating:  M

Donor by Fabrisse
Summary: Reid’s been kidnapped. Hotch does his best to buy him time for the rest of the team to get there.
Warnings: dub con (for both Hotch and Reid)
My Warnings/Opinion: violence, detective work, eugenics, orgasm with an audience
Rating: E (Explicit)

Dream Distortion by skye-hunter
Summary:  Reid has a dream that he can neither forget nor understand. This is slash with Reid and a male lover…it’s not overly graphic, I don’t think, but I wish to give fair warning
My Warnings:  Dream sex, hot, Bottom!Reid

Early Meeting by PhantomDaae1981
Summary:  Hotch calls Reid into the office for some private adult fun. Inspired by Reid’s statement during the Season 6 finale, when he said it had been three years and eight months since Hotch had called a meeting so early.
Warnings:  Slash, Hotch/Reid. Basically PWP.
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, first time, Bottom!Reid, anal, desk sex

Engendered by SevenCorvus
Summary:  It was all Garcia’s fault he thought.
Warnings:  cross dressing, ficlet, GenSlash, m/m, Preslash, PWP, Romance, sexual references, slash
My Warnings/Opinion:  Lovely mental images.

The Evidence of Things Not Seen by travelinthedark
Summary:  It usually goes like this: they have a bad case, Aaron goes to Spencer’s apartment, Spencer lets Aaron fuck him, Aaron leaves and they don’t talk about it.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid

Falling In Love Is Hard To Do by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  Hotch sings to Reid, a plan Garcia was in on. How does that go over? Slash, rate M for a reason. This is for AhmoseInarus for Chit Chat on Author’s Corner, as a part of the Valentine’s Gift Fic Exchange. Second Version with same prompts.
My Warnings:  Anal, Bottom!Reid, first time

Following a Bright Shiny Thing by travelinthedark
Summary: Wherein Reid feels like 6th grade girl, the girls squee from time to time, and there are little blue drinks.
My Warnings/Opinion: Alcohol, kisses, no details but they do finally get together
Length: 5.5k
Rating: T (Teens and up)

The Great Alphabet Meme Hotch,Reid Version by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary: A series of stories inspired by letters of the alphabet prompts on my LJ. This is the Hotch/Reid set.
My Warnings:  Romance, language, Jack

Illative Illocution by recrudescence
Summary:  Writting for Ubervirgin for the CM fic exchange. Prompt: Reid is finally introduced to Hotch’s brother, Sean, as “the boyfriend.”
My Warnings:  coming out, awkward situations

The Lash by seditionary
Summary:  Continuation of “Without Reid.” Hotch has a B/D relationship with Reid. This is their night together after Reid returns from Vegas.
Warnings:  Contains infliction of pain and m/m sex; slash. Oh, and Reid on a motorcycle.
My Warnings:  blow job, Bottom!Hotch, whip

Lost in the Stacks by travelinthedark
Summary:  “I’m a nerd,” Spencer murmurs against Aaron’s skin, “a library fantasy shouldn’t come as a surprise.”
My Warnings:  PDA

Love Notes by Kathi1C
Summary:  Someone is sending Spencer notes for Valentine’s Day. Written for Seditionary for the Valentine’s Day gift exchange. Note the rating change
My Warnings:  first time, blow jobs, dirty talk

Mile High Inside by seditionary
Summary:  Hotch and Reid join the Mile High Club sex on a plane!
Warnings: 
Slash, sex, naughty words. Another Kink Meme entry.
My Warnings: 
Bottom!Reid, public sex (ish)

Nightmare by AhmoseInarus
Summary: Follows “The Hunted” in the H/R series – Just as the title says, Reid has a nightmare that scares him more than a nightmare has scared him in a LONG time. The team is there to comfort him when he wakes.
Warnings: H/R fluff
Rating: T
My Opinion: Aww.

No Longer Routine by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  In this new relationship he has with Spencer, Aaron can usually predict what’s going to happen next. He likes that aspect, honestly. It gives him a sense of security. But the smile is a change. -SLASH, FRAO. Please read warnings.
Rating/Warnings: FRAO/NC-17 (smut ahoy!, Graphic sex, adult content, profanity)
My Warnings:  blow jobs, masturbation, dom!Reid, fingering

On the Dotted Line by writing2death
Summary:  “What are you doing?” Reid smiles against his neck, “I’m tracing my name,” he says.
My Warnings: chills, short, sweet

Pathetic by meiflower
Summary:  It hurt and it felt good and it was all so pathetic. Set at the end of “LDSK.”
Warnings:  Reid/Hotch masturbation, sexual themes, yaoi (Um, not really)

Pianissimo by morejoyful
Summary:  A case at a music conservatory causes Hotch to see Reid in a whole new light. Written for Criminal Minds kink meme IV; prompt inside.
Warnings:  Graphic sex.
My Warnings: 
Imaginary sex, Bottom!Reid

Quickie by Stacy LA Stronach (slashgirl)
Summary:  PWP and the title sums it up.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, desk sex, blow jobs

Restraint by Stacy LA Stronach (slashgirl)
Summary:  Hotch and Reid in a storage closet.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, voyeur (Gideon – surprised?  Yeah, I’m not either).

Snowbound by Fabrisse
Summary:  During the recent snowstorms in the DC area, Reid has to stay with Hotch.
My Warnings:  life with Jack, mutual masturbation

Snowed In by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  SLASH! Due to a weather advisory warning, Hotch takes a very drunk Reid home with him. They end up trapped in his house all weekend long, holed up in his bedroom by the fireplace. Things happen in that room that neither of them had ever expected.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, first time

Our Secret by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Sequel to Snowed In – SLASH H/R – Just a short story about Hotch and Reid’s relationship continuing to bloom. The pair decide that they would like to wear a symbol of their love and devotion to each other, even if it can never be seen by anyone else.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid

Strawberries and Champagne by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  This is for AhmoseInarus for Chit Chat on Author’s Corner, as a part of the Valentine’s Gift Fic Exchange. This IS SLASH! Hotch decides to take Reid to his house, instead of the other way around for Valentine’s day, but things don’t go as planned.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, Bottom!Reid, a little fluffy

Taking the Lead by Fabrisse
Summary:  While Morgan is recuperating, Hotch and Reid take a case in Eugene, Oregon.  Case fic.
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Hotch, first time, blow job (sort of)

Very small complaint:  I don’t think Aaron would ever use the word “butt” – even if it is a description by the author about a sensation that he is feeling.

Tattered by seditionary
Summary:  A quiet weekend leads to some naughty goings on-and a happy realization-for Spencer and Hotch. Set after “100.” Established relationship.
Warnings: slash, sex, and language! And, fluff. One shot.
My Warnings:  blow jobs

Telephone by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  H/R series,follows Lost In the Shadows-The team goes on a case, but Reid is called to Vegas regarding his mother. Once the issue is resolved, He returns to Quantico, but the team is still on the case and Hotch misses Reid, so he gives him a call… PWP
My Warnings:  Phone sex

Thunderstorm by Moony3003
Summary:  Hotch receives a surprise visit during a thunderstorm.
Warnings: Contains graphic slash. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings:  Reid/OC abusive relationship, domestic violence, Bottom!Reid

Time to Go by Fabrisse
Kink: Sex on furniture
Prompt: He knew he wouldn’t be able to look at his desk ever the same again after what they’d just done, but right then, he didn’t care
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch, blow jobs, desk sex, dom!Reid

Too Close by theLovethief
Summary:  Tonight he’d almost died. And they both knew that it could always happen again. Anywhere, anytime…Set after season 4 finale.
Warnings:  SLASH Hotch/Reid.
My Warnings:  Reid with a backbone!  Hand jobs

Triggers & Ties 1, 2, 3 & 4 by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  It wasn’t fair to Reid to compare to Haley – something Aaron told himself every time they were together – but he found himself unable to stop.
Warnings: ADULT CONTENT. RE-POSTED in chapter format for Parts 1-4.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, depression, finger fucking, bottom!Reid

“Oh sure, I’m sore,” he replied with an expression that could put Morgan’s shit-eating grin to shame. “But I’m sore in that, ‘I fucked Aaron Hotchner until he came screaming my name before he passed out’ kind of sore.” He let out a laugh as he trailed fingers up Aaron’s chest. “I’m good with that.”

Triggers & Ties 8: Eggshells by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  It was an insight about victims that Aaron Hotchner never wanted to have: returning to the living space where one had been brutally attacked.
Warnings:  Hotch/Reid, the BAU ADULT CONTENT
My Warnings:  No sex, angst, stress, PTSD, post Foyet

Triggers & Ties 11: Evolution by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  From the way Aaron leaned forward, crowding into Spencer’s personal space, Spencer knew that things had finally—finally—changed. – Part 11 in the “Triggers & Ties” universe. Slash.
My Warnings: post-Foyet, mutual masturbation, vulnerable Hotch, life with Jack, a little fluff

Trust by Moony3003
Summary:  After putting himself in harm’s way, Reid receives a fitting punishment from his boss.
Warnings:  Rated M. Contains graphic slash and spanking. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, Bottom!Reid

Ultimatums » by Kuria Dalmatia, Collaboration with CMAli!
Summary:  “I’ve already told him, Rossi. This is it. This is the last straw.” For 6 years, Hotch and Reid have kept their relationship quiet. Reid decides it’s been too long.
Warnings:  ADULT CONTENT.
My Warnings:  dom!Reid, pissed off Reid, sex toys, orgasm delay, Bottom!Hotch, dom/sub

Vegas, Baby by Fabrisse
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, blow jobs

Vices by bird and bullet
Summary: 
Aaron Hotchner had always had vices, but he’d never remembered having one quite this strong… Hotch/Reid. now a twoshot! jack fic
My Warnings: 
needs a betaish (just a little), first time, cravings, Bottom!Reid

The Walls Have Eyes by archangeladdict
Summary: Someone’s watching. And two profilers must obey the orders of the allseeing eyes…
My Warnings: Outside coercion, so at first appearance, it’s non-con, but then more like dub-con, and then it’s really rather exhibitionist really and consensual. Bottom!Reid

Who’s With Reid? by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  So, WHO ended up rooming with Reid while they were in Alaska? Here are eight different scenarios of possible answers. Every Reid pairing, just because I wanted to see if I could do it.
Warnings:  Re/H, Re/Ro, Re/P, Re/JJ, Re/Ga, Re/M, Re/Gi, Re/Elle, Threesome DP
My Warnings:  This fic is so wonderfully versatile.  Ch1 is Reid/Hotch.  Hand jobs.  Dom!Reid (ish). 🙂

WORK OUT by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  H/R Series after Lost In the Shadows – The team decides to go to the gym at the FBI Academy to have some fun in the sparring circles. Reid is less than enthusiastic, but he has fun when he and Hotch get home. SLASH
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Reid, PDA

I can’t help but be fond of this one.

Criminal Minds/X-Files Crossover

The Second X File by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  The team is called in on a serial rapist. Once they arrive and see all the evidence, Reid comes to the conclusion that they are dealing with an Incubus. They call in Mulder and Scully, but then Reid becomes a victim…
Warnings:  H/R, R/OMCUnSub non-con
My Opinion:  I’m not exactly sure why I like this one.  Probably has something to do with my past association as an X-phile.

Rating/Warnings: Oh, so FRAO/NC-17, includes the use of sex toys. Mild d/s. (graphic sexual situations, profanity, adult content)