Filch/Snape

Because why not. I’m rather fond of rare pairings, as you might have realized, and this is definitely one of my favorites.  I may add more to this later . . . as always.

A Job Well Done by PurpleFluffyCat
Summary: …“So that is why the very same February morning saw a large, rangy old tabby cat pad along the dungeon corridors with a piece of contraband between her pointy teeth…”
Warnings: Voyeurism, sexology
My Warnings: A kiss and a lot of funny.
Length: 2,793

A Turning Towards by Delphi
Summary: The only thing more dangerous than a bastard like Snape is the man who just wants to make him happy.
Warnings: Drama, Established Relationship, BDSM, Domestic Violence, Dubious Consent, Dysfunctional Relationships
My Warnings: Not sex but feeling. So much feeling.
Length: 1,531

The Conjugal State by Delphi
Summary: In which Albus Dumbledore makes an error, Severus Snape is certainly not married, and Argus Filch is the happiest man in the world.
Warnings: Romantic Comedy, Aphrodisiacs, Domestic, Forced Marriage
My Warnings: Bottom!Snape, Indulgent!Filch
Length: 6,696

Extracurricular by Delphi
Summary: When an illicit book comes into his life by chance, seventeen-year-old Severus Snape discovers sex magic (or the next best thing to it). He embarks on an experiment (for entirely academic purposes), enlisting the caretaker as an unsuspecting but eager test subject (for purely pragmatic reasons), only to find the results more interesting than even he hypothesized.
Warnings: Loss of Virginity, Sex Magic (kind of), Sexual Experimentation, Underage
My Warnings: Bottom!Snape and sucking and touching and everything nice.
Length: 13,186

Father to the Man by Delphi
Summary: A restricted spell goes awry, and Severus Snape is left scrambling to cover his tracks. Meanwhile, Argus Filch turns out to be surprisingly good with small children, the nature of time is proven to be fiddly and anyone’s guess, and (at least one) Severus gets a second chance at life.
Warnings: Drama, Families of Choice, Kid Fic, Time Travel, Parenthood, Childhood
My Warnings: AU and awesome and sweet.
Length: 20,231

The First Time by Delphi
Summary: “He told Mr. Filch he was a virgin…”
Warnings: Smut, Loss of Virginity
My Warnings: Virgin!Filch, Needy Severus
Length: 805

The Hand That’s Dealt by Regan_V
Summary: Filch might be a squib, but he was a pureblood.
Warnings:
My Warnings: Hand job, blow job
Length: 3,720

He’s Just a Little Fixer-Upper by chickenlivesinpumpkin
Summary: After Voldemort’s first defeat, Snape’s grief and guilt are overwhelming, and he starts thinking about ending it all. But there’s someone in the castle who’s been watching Snape since he was a child, someone determined to put him back together again.
Warnings: Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Suicidal Thoughts, First Time, First War with Voldemort, Dirty Talk, Rare Pairings, Loss of Virginity, Underage
My Warnings:
Length: 10,128

Intruder by Delphi
Summary: Peter Pettigrew breaks into Filch’s rooms to retrieve James’s confiscated Invisibility Cloak and ends up seeing something he shouldn’t.
Warnings: Smut, Established Relationship, POV Outsider, Voyeurism, Underage
My Warnings: Bottom!Snape
Length: 4,341

Needs Must by Delphi
Summary: “This isn’t so much an arrangement as it is…a state of affairs.” A slice of life from Severus’s first year teaching.
Warnings: Age Difference, Cross-Generation Relationship, Class Issues, Caretaking, Rough Sex, Implied Underage Attraction, Brief Underage Fantasy
My Warnings:
Length: 2,408

No Need for the Niceties by vissy
Summary: Written during the June 2006 round of the Pornish Pixies Fantasy Fest for hoskie, who requested Filch/Snape, when Filch is bandaging Snape’s leg (blowjob?), can include blood play (but doesn’t have to), with Harry watching.
Warnings:
My Warnings: blow job
Length: 3,285

Red Cars by Delphi
Summary: In which Severus discovers the power of sixteen and sex.
Warnings: Original Male Character, Smut, Loss of Virginity, Prostitution, Authority Figures
My Warnings: Bottom!Severus. Needy Severus with a side of desperately concerned Filch.
Length: 5,262

White Nights by Delphi
Summary: In which Severus is a sound sleeper and Argus wants points for attendance.
Warnings: Romance, Late at Night, Somnophilia
My Warnings: Bottom!Severus
Length: 2,375

Wrought-Iron by Delphi
Summary: Despite his aspirations and pretensions, there is only one place in the castle where Severus feels right.
Warnings: Drama, Class Issues, Loss of Virginity, Technology
My Warnings:
Length: 569

Stargate SG-1 — Jack O’Neill/Daniel Jackson

I recently got into reading Jack O’Neill/Daniel Jackson fics.  It’s the only pairing I can really stand for the moment, so that’s probably all I’m going to rec.  🙂 Funny how that works.

Coming Clean by Paian
Summary:  Motel shower sex before The Big Event.
Warnings:   Post-Series, Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Anal Play, Anal Sex, Rimming, Shower Sex, Hotel Sex  Wordcount: 1.000-3.000, Fingerfucking, Hand Jobs

First Contact by Paian
Summary: Some aliens-make-them altar porn and angst.
Warnings: Aliens Make Them Do It, Alien Planet, Off-World, First Time, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Angst, Wordcount: 1.000-3.000, Community: fic_promptly
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Jackson, sensory deprivation

Follow Through by Paian
Summary:  Aliens make them do it sometime in Season 5, and what happens after.
Warnings:  5000-10000 Words, Aliens Make Them Do It, Blow Job, offworld, Romance, Season/Series 05, Alien Planet, Oral Sex, Sexual Tension, Resolved Sexual Tension, Alien Culture , First Time, Foreskin Play
My Warnings/Opinion:  And this is why I like Paian . . . she? he? includes warnings for stuff that actually happens lol
Length:  almost 7k

In the Room by Paian
Summary: Same premise as Mechanisms of Restraint — Jack is framed for a sex crime, Daniel talks the authorities into letting him carry out the mirror-punishment sentence — but in this one they talk about it first.
Warnings:  5000-10000 Words, Aliens Make Them Do It, Bondage, First Time, Graphic Sex, Anal Sex
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!O’Neill
Length: almost 7k

Jump Start by Paian
Summary: Even the aliens didn’t expect this to happen.
Warnings: Dubious Consent, Aliens Make Them Do It, 5000-10000 Words, First Time, Hand Job, offworld, Season/Series 05, Cliche, Community: jackdanielpromptfic, Fuck Or Die, Alien Planet, Alien Technology

Just Another Day at the Office by brainofck
Summary: I [used to] have a terrible block about getting Daniel to top. The entire purpose of this piece of meaningless, worthless smut was to get Daniel to fuck Jack. I think that’s all the plot summary you need. 🙂  Archive warning for rape/non-con is for dubious consent.
Warnings:  Aliens Make Them Do It, Dubious consent
My Warnings:/Opinion:  blow jobs, Bottom!O’Neill, drugged!Jackson, rimming, alien aphrodisiacs (also known as “aliens-made-them-do-it”)
Length:  4k

One Perfect Moment by jdjunkie
Summary:  There’s a moment, a single moment when they make love, that Jack waits for.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Daniel, honeymoon

Reaction Control by Paian
Summary: Jack and Daniel crammed up close in an escape pod.
Warnings: Angst, Action/Adventure, Community: jackdanielpromptfic, First Time, Frottage, Romance, Sexual Tension, 1000-5000 Words, Alien Planet, Spaceships, Off-World, Tight Spaces, Coming Out, Resolved Sexual Tension, Space Battle

Walls Have Ears by jdjunkie
Summary:  People are having sex, Daniel’s fascinated, Jack wants to sleep.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Accidental voyeurism (aural only), masturbation
Length:  almost 1k

Everything Else

Stuff that I can’t seem to classify. Maybe it’s just masturbation, maybe it’s from a fandom that I don’t have anything else of. *ahem* I don’t know. It’s weird. This is my life. Here we are.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Charlie Bucket/Willy Wonka

Tastes Like Candy by jmtorres
Summary:  The maturity gap makes up for the age gap.
Warnings:  cross-generational relationship
My Warnings/Opinion:  Blow job, underage.  I think it’ll surprise you a bit.

Criminal Minds

Hotchner, Rossi, Gideon, Max Ryan, Katie Cole

Both Ends of the Rope by bessemerprocess
Summary:  At the end of a bad case, the old school BSU team releases a little tension.
Warnings:  Team orgy, alcohol
My Warnings:  oral, hand jobs

Reid/Map

Destination Temptation by Amy494walker
Summary: It was simply too much temptation for any single man to deny. Un-beta’d.
My Warnings: Smut with an inanimate object, frottage, needs a beta to give it once over.

Emily, Hotch, Jack Hotchner, Morgan/Reid

Jack, at Least, Has Manners by bookgodess15
Summary: Jack wanders around the BAU, but always says excuse me.
Warnings: Humor. Cuteness. It’s hot chocolate for these cold, free-time-barren times. Written in about an hour, so typos are probably rank.

George Foyet, Aaron Hotchner, Haley Hotchner, Jack Hotchner (briefly)

If you were gay . . . by ROSSELLA1
Summary:  Hotch tries to stall Foyet during “100”.
My Opinion: I am amused.

George Foyet, Penelope Garcia, Derek Morgan, Aaron Hotchner, Spencer Reid, John Blackwolf, Megan Kane

The Many Deaths of George Foyet by ROSSELLA1
Summary: A bunch of oneshots where Foyet dies.
My Warnings: Violence (and humor)

Hotchner, Garcia

Morning Meeting by tbird1965
Summary:  Hotch accidentally leaves his laptop on. Will Garcia watch as he handles a morning situation?
Warnings:  Rated M for mature. All smut.
My Warnings:  Accidental voyeurism, masturbation . . . I love Garcia.

Unfortunately, this story was originally found on ff.net and it is no longer listed there. So I did some digging and found it on The Writer’s Coffee Shop, but they require an account to view their stuff. 😦 Luckily it’s not a lengthy process.

Rossi, Hotch, JJ, Emily, Reid, Morgan

Teen Spirit by LoveChilde
Summary: They’ve learned to expect the unexpected, but this was something new. When an unexpected twist leaves only Agent Rossi above the legal driving age, the team races against time to solve the case and restore their old(er) selves. Gen, case fic, no pairings, supernatural overtones
Warnings:  Case fic, kid fic, supernatural elements
My Warnings/Opinion:  deaging

Not your typical CM fic, but it’s a fun idea, even if it is a WIP!
Length:  40K, WIP

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Crumbling Land by Koanju and Saeva
Summary:  So that’s what it felt like to die. It didn’t feel much different than his normal life.
Warnings:  Erotic Asphyxiation.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Creepy. Serial killer Harry.
Length:  1.5K, one-shot

Harry Potter/Scorpius Malfoy

Under Pressure by snarkyscorp
Summary: It was getting to the point that Harry could smell him coming. From halfway down the hall at least, Harry could smell the familiar scent of shame and saltwater tears. It pricked his nerves, erected the hair on his arms and at the back of his neck and tightened something low and disgusting in his gut like a bolt.
Warnings: Submission, Dominance, informal D/s, Spanking, Rimming, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Forced Feminization
My Warnings/Opinion: Dacryphilia, Bottom!Scorpius

Draco Malfoy

Ensnared by RaeWhit
Summary:  Draco Malfoy in the dungeons with Devil’s Snare…wanking, of course.
Warnings:  auto-erotic asphyxiation, object penetration, PWP

Draco Malfoy/Fenrir Greyback

Here Be Monsters by Leela
Summary: After Dumbledore’s death, Draco needs the kind of comfort only someone like Greyback can offer.
Warnings: Consensual, rough sex, outdoor sex
My Warnings: ALMOST dub con, bottom!Draco, spit, first time, slash

Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter

Four and counting by Laume
Summary:  KIDFIC! A few years after the war ends, Snape has a little mishap. Dumbledore, in all his wisdom, comes up with an Awfully Bad Idea.
My Warnings:  Deaged Severus, Grandpa Albus, and Uncle Harry – the OTHER boy from the cupboard
Length:  15K, WIP

Gellert Grindelwald/Albus Dumbledore

Turnabout [Part 1] by penbrydd
Warnings: 19th century dialect, smut, surprise buttsecks
My Warnings/Opinion: I do hope he continues this story. The language isn’t too hard to understand either.  Fingering, Frigging? Handjob.  WIP

Thestrals

Bad Omen by rane_ab
Summary:  A drabble; G, gen, Thestral’s POV

Severus Snape

The Unhappy Horseman of Sleepy Hogwarts by Murasaki99
Summary:  So it’s another minor accident in Potions Class. These things happen to even the best Potions Masters, right?
My Warning:  Accidental transformation

House

House/Chase

Not of Sound Mind by Aris Merquoni (ArisTGD)
Summary:  Chase gets House to help him explore the mental and physical relationship between less-than-safe medical practices and sex.
Warnings:  Sounding, medical kink, risk aware consensual kink
My Opinion:  I think this fic gave me a new kink.

NCIS

DiNozzo/Director Vance

Better Off Floating by kaylashay81
Summary:  While Tony may not remember all the women he had been with over the years, he remembered every single man.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, public sex (is sex in a public bathroom considered public? lol), Bottom!Vance

DiNozzo, Fornell

Situations by water_soter
My Summary: Tony and Fornell are stuck someplace they can’t get out of. *snickers*
My Warnings: Awkward situations.  Possibly injured Tony.  Couldn’t really tell for sure.

Oz (HBO)

Beecher/Keller

The Rules by dustandroses
Summary:  What else is there to do when you’re in Lockdown?
Warnings: Voyeurism, Power Play, Orgasm Denial

Star Trek (2009)

Spock, Kirk, McCoy (in a lesser fashion), and some random ship cats

The 80/20 Theory as Applied to Cats on the Bed by lazulisong
Series:  Star Trek XI
Rating/Warnings: Do not allow Meg to write fic while under the influence of sleep deprivation. Do not fold, wrinkle, spindle or mutilate. Do not read if you are offended by jokes about Spock’s rapidly waning dignity. Do not attempt to share a twin bed with a border collie and a kitten who is gay for the dog. Bones is a big fat potty mouth.
Disclaimer: Yeah, no. Also no tribbles were harmed in the making of this fic, although Spock’s dignity may never be the same.
My Warnings:  Author claims this is K/S pre-slash, and I suppose it is . . . but I’m shoving it in Everything Else (and maybe Gen), because this is almost more hurt/comfort than anything else.  And funny.  Did I mention that?

Spock

Cinnamon and Sugar by penbrydd
From this prompt:
This can be crack or not, I just want some lulz at Spock’s expense. (I do love him honestly…)  Cinnamon or chocolate is a Vulcan aphrodisiac. The replicators on the Enterprise malfunction, and everything has cinnamon/chocolate on/in it! Have fun with it.
Warnings:  Wanking, alien peen, self-injury
Notes: This was supposed to be funny. OP asked for Spock + aphrodisiac. I … uh … yeah. This went some darkly kinky places.
My Warnings:  Quasi-sounding, if I’m reading this correctly (minus the sounding equipment).  Aphrodisiac induced wanking.  Almost like sex pollen in a way, except solo.

Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Scotty, various other crew members

Complications in the Head by penbrydd
From this prompt:
I’m trans, so I have to think about which bathroom is safe to use. This got me thinking… are bathrooms still separated by gender on the Enterprise, or has Starfleet moved past that requirement? Are bathrooms separated by species? Separated by both species *and* gender?

Anon can take the prompt in any direction, but I’d especially love to see some crew interactions in restrooms designated as open to all species and genders. People running into their crushes in the bathroom, people curious about alien genitalia but trying not to be creepy and look, graffiti written on the bathroom stalls, &c. 5+1 format might work, up to Anon!
Warnings: Alien peen, inappropriate use of a bathroom

Kirk/Spock

Pushing It by shinychimera
Summary:  What was really going on with Kirk when Spock was throttling him on the bridge? Is there room for erotic asphyxiation during a crisis?
Warnings:  Breathplay, Canon-Typical Violence, 100-1000 words
My Warnings:  This is almost, almost, almost dub-con, except it’s not . . . mostly.  *laugh*

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Picard/Q

Need by Alara J Rogers (AlaraJRogers)
Summary:  “Make me forget who I am,” Q whispers to him, hoarsely, his arms pulling Picard to him as if Picard is a talisman, the only shield he has against the horrors of mortality. “Make me forget I was ever anything other than this.”
My Warnings:  Bottom!Q, Vulnerable Q, Powerless Q

Star Trek: The Next Generation – Star Wars Prequel Crossover

Picard/Q, Picard/Qui-Gon Jinn

Misunderstandings, Healing, and Gifts by Merfilly
Summary:  A crossover between the two epic space operas, with a lot of PWP in there.
Warnings:  Crossover, broken trust, Healing Sex, Blow Job, Anal Sex
My Warnings/Opinion:  non-con (in a rather vague precursory sense), bottom!Picard, meddling gods

I’m naturally a bit wary of crossovers, as most intelligent readers ought to be.  However, this one is rather seamless in transitioning between the two worlds (a fairly impressive feat, considering).

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Ryan/Colin

Showstopper by Rushlight
Summary:  The Whose Line episode you’ll never see.
My Opinion:  I wasn’t actually aware that one could write Whose Line fanfiction.

Severus Snape – Other Pairings

I really do like my Snarry fics, but I do read the other pairings as well . . . sometimes.  What’d I’d really like to find is a crossover fic with Snape and Hotch (Criminal Minds).  Eh, I may just have to write that one myself.

Severus Snape/Albus Dumbledore

The Contrary Kind by Delphi
Summary: Two unorthodox men share a rainy spring night.
Warnings: Romance, Commitment, Sexual Identity, Cultural Differences
My Warnings: I think it’s Bottom!Snape, but I wasn’t entirely positive . . .

Severus Snape/Remus Lupin

Denial Ain’t Just a River by McKay
Summary: As part of his punishment for his crimes, Severus is ordered by the Ministry to make amends to those whom he has wronged. Remus knows what he wants, and it isn’t the Wolfsbane Potion.
Warnings: First time
My Warnings: Virgin!Snape, Bottom!Snape

Party Dress by musigneus
Summary:  Severus is ready to relax after Voldemort’s defeat, but Remus thinks it’s a good time to address an old issue.
Warnings:  Cross dressing, PWP
My Warnings:  Bottom!Snape

The Argument by copperbadge
Summary: Snupin. Relatively dubious consent, I suppose, but not really non-con. Also a vague side-order of Ron/Harry at the end, but nothing graphic.
Warnings: walls. And semi-nudity. And biting
My Warnings: Bottom!Lupin, silent orgasms

The Snupin Scramble by violet_quill
Summary:  Snape likes to top. So does Remus. Oh no, conflict!
Warnings:  Object insertion, sex magic, sex toys
My Warnings:  humourous

Severus Snape/Remus Lupin/Harry Potter

Three Men by Celandine, cruisedirector
Summary: A werewolf, a Death Eater and the Chosen One walked into a bar…
Warnings:  Masturbation, Rimming, Felching, Watersports, Double Penetration, Fisting, Bestiality, BDSM, Romance, Domestic

Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Stalks and Bonds by abstractconcept
Summary:  After Severus betrays the Dark Lord, he and Draco are thrown into Azkaban to await their fate. Then Harry Potter is captured as well, and Severus must come up with a plan to save them all—and quickly.
Warnings:  Threesome M/M/M, forced bonding, sex magic, rimming, orgasm denial, urethral play
My Warnings:  Arsehole Harry (not entirely, but when it counts, yeah).

Severus Snape/Percy Weasley

A Clean and Bright Mirror by Leela
Summary:  THIS day, O Soul, I give you a wondrous mirror;
Long in the dark, in tarnish and cloud it lay—But the cloud has pass’d, and the tarnish gone;
… Behold, O Soul! it is now a clean and bright mirror,
Faithfully showing you all the things of the world.
—Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass
Warnings:  Bottom!Snape, private exhibitionism, kinky kristmas

Perfect Fit by abstractconcept
Summary: Snape gives Percy the boundaries he needs.
Warnings: Daddy kink, underage, minor, chan, control issues, rimming, ficlet
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Percy, desk sex, teacher-student

Severus Snape/Firenze

A Fish May Marry A Bird by lookfar
Summary: Severus Snape loathes the idea of a centaur in the castle.
Warnings: Warning for possible bestiality, if you see it that way
My Warnings/Opinion: blow jobs

Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape, Harry Potter

Captive Audience by rexluscus
Summary: PWP. Harry witnesses a scene he’s not sure he wants to see.
Warnings: voyeurism, dubious consent, HBP spoilers
My Warnings: Bottom!Snape, blow job

Severus Snape/Hermione Granger

Apple pie a la Mode by Moisie
Summary:  Severus Snape as you have never seen him before!
Warnings:– Contains ego, purple condom, and a very distgruntled Hermione.  Parody
My Opinion:  Extreme amusement.

State of Attraction by Shy Violet (violet_quill)
Summary:  A love potion, a lust potion, and some crazy, nutty mix-ups. Proves you don’t have to like someone to shag them silly. Will the madness never end?!
Warnings:  Humor, Love potion/spell, Post-Order of the Phoenix, Hogwarts
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, oral (not graphic), frickin’ hilarious, lust potions

Star Trek – Spock/Kirk

Spocky Spock Spock Spock.  I like Spock.  Probably because he reminds me a bit of Snape.  Heh.

Spock/Kirk

Anatomy by nishi_shinji
My Summary/Warnings:  kink meme, awkward situations; basically, Spock goes to McCoy after figuring out he is gay and asks for advice.

Bang a Gong by waketosleep
Summary:  The chronicles of the Sad Bastards Club (Enterprise Chapter).
Warnings:  Pon Farr, Romantic Comedy, Shenanigans, Abject Silliness, Mission Fic, Star Trek Big Bang Challenge
My Warnings:  Bottom!Spock, Bottom!Kirk (well, implied), frickin’ hilarious

Blood is the Life by penbrydd
Warnings: Dub-con, bloodplay
My Warnings: Bottom!Kirk, kinda uck if you’re not into this sort of thing, but oddly sensual too.

Both Hands On The Throttle by Ywain Penbrydd (penbrydd)
Summary:  Sometimes Spock throttles the hell out of his captain, but only when the captain really deserves it. But, what if Kirk’s pissing him off on purpose?
Warnings:  Smut, Breathplay, Kink Meme
My Warnings:  blow jobs, hand jobs

Cold and Wet by penbrydd
In response to this prompt:  jim and spock get caught in the rain.  freezing heavy rain, clinging clothes, drenched hair, and hotter-then-human vulcan skin.
Warnings:  Uh, smut? Vulcan hand!porn?
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kirk, blow jobs

Damaged Goods by Corpus Invictus
Summary/Prompt:  I wanna see a fic in which Spock has a congenital defect or deformity due to his hybrid genetics. Uhura is turned off by what ever it is and dumps Spock. Spock sulks and hates himself until Kirk comes in and saves the day with Epic Reassuring Love Makings. I want emotional depth and details about Spock’s problem and how he deals with it. I want SecretlySmart!Kirk being caring but not mushy.”

This took SO LONG to finish, I cannot even tell you. I really like Uhura so making her dump Spock over something this shallow was difficult, and then the prompt kind of ran away with me for a bit before I could get to the Epic Reassurance part of the prompt. I’m a little unsure of how this one turned out.
My Warnings:  Star Trek XI ‘verse, angsty, hand jobs

Destiny’s Bitch : Deleted Scene by mdevile
Summary: The missing scene after the second meld in Destiny’s Bitch
Warnings:  Mind Meld, orgasm delay/denial, smut
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk

It is not necessary to read the other fic in order to appreciate this one.

A Gentle Nudge by rhaegal
Summary:  A transporter malfunction takes Kirk and Spock to a parallel dimension in which their alternate selves act very oddly indeed.
Universe: TOS/Reboot crossover
A/N: Written for the KiScon 2011 zine. Inspired by a very old prompt at st_xi_kink: Kirk/Spock & Kirk Prime/Spock Prime, “Does he do that thing with his tongue?”
My Warnings:  mind meld sex thing *laugh*  They didn’t have penetrative sex, but it was a little unclear what exactly happened.  Hot though.  *nods*

“Huh.” So that was another thing Nero had to answer for; he’d deprived them of buttons.

In Tune by heeroluva
Summary:  Jim and Spock enjoy an active sex life despite Spock’s impotence.

Original prompt: “Normal” Sex… For a Vulcan: Spock might not be able to have an erection outside of Pon Farr, but he does feel pleasure normally and his fingers are much more sensitive anyway. Normal nightly sex for Jim and Spock has Kirk being fingered then fisted by his bondmate. This is not something new to them (i.e. most fisting fics) but part of their normal sex routine.

The Spock/Jim/Bones is implied to take place in the future.
Warnings:  Fisting, Sounding, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Sexual Dysfunction, Sex Toys, Dirty Talk, Alien Gender/Sexuality, Alien Biology, Explicit Language, Dom/Sub
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Kirk (clearly)

Not real sure if I see/agree with the dom/sub bit. Meh.

5+1:  I Wanna Hold Your Hand by penbrydd
Warnings: Language, implications
Notes: For a prompt on the crackmeme. Spock’s flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it’s enough to make the Ambassador’s entourage retch. I didn’t quite hit what the OP was asking for, but it’s probably good for a giggle.
My Warnings:  Oblivious!Kirk, cuteness, kissing!

Junkie by naroclie
Prompt: Kirk/Spock. On an away mission, Kirk gets drugged (not sex pollen, just… opiate type) and as Spock is rescuing his high ass, Kirk starts babbling about how Spock totally needs to fuck him and not to give him any of that Pon Farr bullshit (which this Kirk and frankly, no human should know about) because Kirk knows (via mindmeld flashback) that he totally can and he totally already has. Later, Spock confronts Kirk and makes him explain himself. Porn ensues.
Warnings: Drug-use, asphyxiation
My Warnings: Bottom!Kirk

Just Lie Back and Think Of The Federation by ifyouweremine
Summary:  “What are you doing?” said Kirk when Spock started taking off his shirt. (Aliens made them do it!)
Warnings: Fuck-or-die (sort of—but don’t worry, they end up liking it), snark, bottom!Spock, filthynastygood barebacking, wantonness

The Law of Definite Proportions by what_alchemy
Summary:  When captors take their clothes, Jim and Spock struggle with the revelation of Jim’s ambiguous genitalia.
Warnings: Underage (referencing the past), James T. Kirk/Spock, James T. Kirk/OMC, Spock/T’Pring, Spock/T’Pring/Stonn, Stonn/T’Pring, James T. Kirk, Spock, OMCs, T’Pring, Stonn (Star Trek), Double Penetration, Threesome – F/M/M, Gender Related, Intersexuality
My Warnings/Opinion:  Rimming, blow jobs, fingering, Bottom!Spock, anal, Bottom!Kirk, hermaphrodite

Le sigh. I wish authors would actually tag their works with the appropriate words. I mean, compare my tags to this author’s. Personally, I think mine make this a much more enticing fic.  Besides, the double penetration?  Two guys on a girl – so technically double penetration, but since they’re utilizing two holes, I don’t really count it the same way.  Meh.  I didn’t much like that part anyway.

Many Waters by what_alchemy
Summary: Four years after Spock left him, Jim is finally going to get an explanation.
Warnings:  Fisting, Pon Farr, break up (i.e. angst)
My Warnings/Opinion:  Shortest Pon Farr I’ve ever read in my life.  Bottom!Kirk, and a panic attack if I’m  not mistaken (in the beginning).  Okay, so the regular sexytimes stuff is kind of short and glossed over, but the fisting scene is totally awesome.

Need No Words by merkuria
Summary:  Spock finds a way to make Jim forget about bad things.
Warnings:  Breathplay, D/s
My Warnings:  blow jobs, hand jobs

Pissed and Pregnant by jade_dragoness
Summary:  Written for the prompt: Spock is fucking PISSED at Kirk – outright ‘if I didn’t love/respect you so damn much I would kill you DEAD’-pissed – and lets him know in a fit of epic vocal rage. Why? Because how is Spock supposed to do his duties when the captain somehow managed to impregnate his sterile ass?
My Warnings:  Friggin’ hilarious, mpreg, Bottom!Spock (well, implied anyway *snickers)

“Damn it, Jim. I‘m a doctor, not a human shield,” grumbled McCoy.

Poor Impulse Control by ximeria
Summary:  You can’t expect James T. Kirk to control himself 24-7
Warnings:  Porn Battle, Porn, Smut, blow jobs

A Series of Ill-Conceived Experiments by ginandironic
Summary:  Spock’s a mystery, and Jim’s the cat curiosity killed. Vulcan biology is weird.
Warnings:  First time
My Warnings/Opinion:  WIP, purring

Chapters 2 out of 3 are done and smut has not occurred yet! Hm, although I still like the fic, and so I suppose this proves that I’m not just a perv.

Shifts by K’Chaps
Summary: Kirk has trouble sharing.
Rating: NC-17 (I disagree)
My Warnings: Very new bond between Kirk and Spock, angst, self-doubt from Kirk.

Maybe when this was written originally, it could have been considered NC-17, but I’d rate it T now. Maybe a T+ at most (does that exist?).  Body parts are not mentioned, and things are kind of unclear during the so-called action parts.  I think they have sex?  Maybe?  If they did, I may have to add it to the Lube? What Lube? category. Otherwise it’s more along the lines of frottage/mutual masturbation/bond sex?

And yet, it’s sweet.  Nice.  I like it, despite the ambiguity of its action scenes.

Thorough by anonymous
Summary/prompt: Kirk/Spock – Spock fucked raw, sore and filled with Kirk’s come. With Kirk loving it. Rimming and fletching is a total plus as well.
Warnings:  Injury during sex, Pon Farr, Bottom!Spock

Overdone by anonymous
Summary:  Kind of sort of a sequel to another fic I posted recently called “Thorough”, in which Spock goes into Pon Farr and has wild, violent sex with Kirk and bottoms for the first time. Stands on its own, though.
Warnings:  mpreg (but not as annoying as most mpreg fics)

Wherein Kirk Swears That The ‘T’ Does Not Stand For Thickheaded by jade_dragoness
Summary:  Based on the prompt: Spock/Kirk, Spock enters Pon Farr while trapped somewhere with Kirk. Kirk is clueless.  Star Trek XI.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, Pon Farr, Bottom!Kirk, bonding

Het

I very seldom read fics where the authors has changed the gender of one of the main characters.  This next fic may be my only exception to that rule.

Believing Rumors by ArwendeImladris
Summary:  Jamie Kirk is 28, Starfleet’s youngest captain, in love with her first officer – and a virgin. But Spock chooses to believe the rumors of her promiscuity – until a planet that equates virginity with childhood shows him just how wrong he is.
My Warnings/Opinions:  First time, awkward situations *snickers*

This is the only Star Trek fic I have bookmarked on my fanfiction profile.

Batman/Robin, Batman/Nightwing Slash

Everything else is here.  Really, I blame (thank?) Te for showing me what good fanfic looks like (and therefore giving me standards . . .).  BTW, if anyone is interested, here is Te’s smut manifesto.

Regarding Robin, I really only like Tim fics.  He’s a good kid, but he’s also not as compliant as Dick was (or seemed to be).  Of course, Dick showed them all what rebelling was all about and that counts for a lot, really.

Batman/Nightwing

Iconic by Te and Jack
Summary:  When Gotham gives you architecture like that, it must be used.
Ratings Note: NC-17.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Nightwing, Bottom!Batman (so hot!).  In my old tagging system, all I have other than what I’ve already written is: “Home run!”  Heh.  This is a good one.  Really good.  Top notch.

Batman/Robin (Tim)

A mean arithmetic by Te
Summary: Tim is an analytical sort. Bruce is an interesting subject.
Ratings Note/Warnings: NC-17. Content some readers may find disturbing.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, hand jobs

The Air, You Breathe by Te
Summary:  Batman and Robin vs. The Terrible Slash Cliché!
Ratings Note: NC-17. Content some readers may find disturbing.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Robin (Tim), Sex Pollen, dub-con (sort of), first time, hand jobs, rimming, drugged (kind of goes with the bit about the sex pollen), chan (I think, since I’m not real sure how old Tim is here), begging, sex on hood of the Batmobile (whoo!).

Like I said, I don’t really care if it’s chan–especially if they’re both drugged and Tim is a teenager.

But yet so irresistible by Te
Summary:  Bruce and Tim bond.
Ratings Note/Warnings: NC-17. Contains content some readers may find disturbing.
My Warnings/Opinion: foreplay, hand jobs, blow jobs

For a long time, I had this one tagged in my bookmarks with these words:  “Best one.”  I’ll let you make your own opinions though.

Doesn’t Let Go by Jane St Clair
Summary:  There’s blood everywhere, and Tim won’t let go of him.
Warnings: Underage, hurt/comfort
My Warnings/Opinion: It’s rated as Explicit, but I think the author could move it down to Mature. Frottage. I really like this one, despite a few issues (like Batman’s wearing some of his armor, and then he’s miraculously naked?).  Trauma aftermath.

Something greater to catch by Te
Summary: It’s thrilling and terrifying and strange, and there is no comfort in familiarity.
Ratings Note/Warnings: NC-17. Contains content some readers may find disturbing.
Warnings: Chan, Bottom!Robin (Tim)

Teeth by Te
Summary: Negotiation is an art form, and a game.
Ratings Note/Warnings: NC-17. Content some readers may find disturbing.
My Warnings:  chanish, first time, Bottom!Robin (Tim), anal

Criminal Minds – Aaron Hotchner – Other Pairings

Other pairings aside from Hotch/Reid.  I decided to split that post because of how many Hotch/Reid fics I had vs. how few I had of others.

Hotch/Reid/Morgan

(I don’t like Reid/Morgan much, but I like it when they’re all together.  Meh)

A Pair of Jokers by seditionary
Summary:  Hotch, Reid and Morgan are on a long drive and need to stop for the night. Hotch discovers something he’s not sure he wanted to know about his two special agents.
Warnings:  Slash, naughty goings-on.
My Warnings:  Not a threesome really, more like accidental voyeurism; anal, Bottom!Reid, masturbation

Change My Needs by JustJasper
Summary:  For Kink Meme IV: Hotch and Reid invite Morgan for a threesome to cuckold Hotch. Smut.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, needs a beta (fun with tenses, ahem), a little OOC, ridiculously hot.  Mostly Reid/Morgan, but established Hotch/Reid, Voyeur!Hotch

Royalty Has Its Privileges by seditionary
Summary:  Silly AU inspired by the Royal Wedding. Hotch is a prince whose father Rossi, lol is making him choose a bride, but he’s more interested in his two courtiers, Morgan and Reid.
Warnings:  Smut! Slash, crackish, m/m sex, threesome.
My Warnings:  Kinda ridiculous, but fun.

Sex Ed (“Three is Company” is new title) by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  REQUEST FROM EMRI-MAY–When hotel room key cards get mixed up, Hotch finds himself walking in on Morgan and Reid engaged in unexpected activities. But even more unexpected, Morgan talks Hotch into joining in… and it wasn’t hard to do so, either. H/M/R
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, dirty talk, anal, fluff, double penetration (DP), Bottom!Reid

Hotch/Morgan

A Moment of Weakness by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary: Hotch beds with Morgan after a long case, and Morgan’s dream causes him to act on some…hidden feelings. This is Slash! Also, rated M for a reason.
My Warnings: Hand jobs, dub-con? (kinda), masturbation

Deadly Intent by Ice_Prince1
Summary: Twin fic with Not my Intention, this time Hotch’s POV, pwp
Warnings: Slash, Anal Sex, No Redeeming Social Value, PWP
My Warnings: Bottom!Hotch (whoo!)

The Everything Man by IrishCreamTruffle
Summary:  SLASH. Derek Morgan and Aaron Hotchner – Hotch . Hotch: “No one should expect to get a lot of sleep for the next three days.” Rated for adult content.
My Warnings:  Mutual masturbation, blow jobs

Hotch/Rossi/Reid

Who’s With Reid? by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  So, WHO ended up rooming with Reid while they were in Alaska? Here are eight different scenarios of possible answers. Every Reid pairing, just because I wanted to see if I could do it.
Warnings:  Re/H, Re/Ro, Re/P, Re/JJ, Re/Ga, Re/M, Re/Gi, Re/Elle, Threesome DP
My Warnings:  This fic is so wonderfully versatile.  Ch8 is Hotch/Rossi/Reid.  Hand jobs, nightmares, rimming, Bottom!Reid

Now THAT’S An Unexpected Request by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  The fifth installment of lastcrazyhorn’s “Now” series. As a 29 year old virgin, Spencer has more than a few things he wants to try out in the bedroom. But who will he trust to have that first experience with?
Warnings:Established Relationship, Slash, Anal Sex, Felching, Threesome – M/M/M, First Time, Loss of Virginity, Age Difference, Blow Jobs, Skinny Dipping, Bottom!Rossi, bottom!Reid, Alternate Universe, Dirty Talk

Hotch/Reid/John Blackwolf

Fortune Cookies by Stacy L.A. Stronach (Slash_girl)
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch, blow jobs

Hotch/John Blackwolf

The Same Place by Tigerlady (shetiger)
Summary:  There is an old Apache saying: You can take many paths to get to the same place.
Warnings:  Infidelity, First Time, Episode Related
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch

A Road, Long and Winding by Tigerlady (shetiger)
Summary:  Finalizing the divorce has left Hotch adrift and dangerously unfocused. When a case brings the BAU back to New Mexico, he finds himself thinking about an old acquaintance–and maybe, taking some time to sort out all the stuff in his head.
Warnings:  Episode Related
My Warnings:  Bottom!Blackwolf

Hotch/Reid, Hotch/Gideon, Morgan/Gideon

Released and Bound by slashgirl
Summary:  Gideon gives Hotch what he needs…even Reid.
Warnings:  Bondage, Dom/Sub
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch

Hotch/Prentiss

Acid and Baby Oil by tbird1965
Summary: While looking for an unsub, Hotch and Emily are accidently covered in a caustic acid powder that begins to eat away their clothing. The cure? Baby oil. HAVE FUN.
Warnings:  Rated M for Mature, naked, oily smutty adult fun.
My Warnings:  het!!!  Ridiculous situations.

Hotch/Prentiss, Jack

A Letter to Santa by chiroho
Summary:  TV Show Episode Title Challenge – December – One Tree Hill: Please, Please, Please, Let me Get What I Want – Hotch and Jack have a little father/son time one evening. No spoilers, but set some time after ‘100’. Oneshot.
My Warnings:  Cuteness.  Life with Jack.

Hotch/Seaver

Man or Machine? by tbird1965
Summary:  Ashley Seaver’s a little frighened of her intense, stoic new boss. To her he seems more like a machine then a man. Will her opionion change when she catches him engaging in a very human and very private act. Rated M for MATURE.
Warnings:  Masturbation, voyeurism

This is the first of a series; so if you liked it, you might consider looking at the author’s profile and continue reading.

Criminal Minds – NCIS Crossover

Hotch/Gibbs

What He Wants by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  When a serial rapist attacks a naval petty officer, the BAU suddenly finds themselves sharing their case with a team from the NCIS. Three shot. Almost PWP. Slash. All the good stuff. 🙂 Gibbs/Hotch
Warnings:  Slash, Anal Sex, First Time, Crossover, Top!Gibbs, Bottom!Hotch, Rimming, Blow Jobs
My Warning:  Rare pairing (seriously; people do not write this pairing, for whatever reason), shower sex (ish)

Criminal Minds – Aaron Hotchner/Spencer Reid

Hmm.  Well, since Rotch is already accounted for, I suppose I should cover Hotch/Reid.  Oh and these are all consensual.  All others are here.

Hotch/Reid

A Kiss Is… by bowie28
Summary:  For a Renaissance man such as Dr. Reid, a kiss can mean a lot of things. *Hotch/Reid slash*
My Warnings:  fluff, nifty concept, angst

A Little Crazy by KoolJack1
Summary:  Slash, you’ve been warned. Post-Corazon On the plane ride home, Reid’s headaches get worse.
My Warnings:  frottage, angst, needs a betaish, WIP, life with Jack

All This Will Pass by recrudescence
Summary:  Written for Ubervirgin for the CM fic exchange. Prompt: Garcia and Prentiss go out and are surprised to find Reid and Hotch on a date…and engaged in heavy PDAs.
Warnings:  Public sex, voyeurism, dirty talk
My Opinion:  Holy.  Friggin’.  Wow.

A Rock and A Hard Place by Rushlight
Summary: Reid and Hotch are kidnapped during the course of an investigation.
My Warnings: Kidnapping, attempted non-con, language, bottom!Reid (i.e. happy ending)

Auld Lang Syne by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Next in the H/R series! After spending Christmas together in Santa Fe, Hotch and Reid are back in Quantico. But they don’t have to go back to work yet. It’s time for the Bureau’s New Years Ball! And the fun that comes after… SLASH!
My Warnings:  public sex (ish), orgasm delay/denial, bottom!Reid, masturbation, blow jobs, begging (a little)

Behavioral Analysis K9 Unit by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Garcia has a drunken dream involving the team as dogs. Still Reid-centric even though it’s Garcia’s dream. Just something goofy, not to be taken seriously. Just for fun. See if YOU think I matched breeds with the characters well! Warnings:  H/R Fluff

Beyond The . . . by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  Aaron just has to ‘get over it.’ He knows that their relationship isn’t based on sex, but thanks to years of doing what he does for a living, he knows that it plays a pretty damn big part. Sex is about trust.
Rating/Warnings: Oh, so FRAO/NC-17, includes the use of sex toys. Mild d/s. (graphic sexual situations, profanity, adult content)
My Warnings/Opinion:  Masturbation, vulnerable Hotch

Oh god, this was crazy hot.

Broken Pieces by Moony3003
Summary:  Gideon has left, leaving Reid only with a goodbye letter. Feeling shattered and alone, Reid goes to Hotch for answers.
Warning: contains graphic slash. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings:  Technically adultery, given that Hotch is still married; bottom!Reid, first time, angst

Calypso Coffee by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  What happens when Reid lets Morgan pick his drink? Well, Reid is very dominant when drunk.
Warnings:  Includes: Light bondage, Dom!Reid, alcohol use. Rated M for a reason. I own nothing.
My Warnings:  Frottage, anal, Bottom!Hotch (whoo!), first time, blow jobs, orgasm delay/denial, begging (a little)

Chapstick by CMAli 1
Summary:  Sometimes, life requires a salvation. He is Aaron’s.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, PWP

Close by recrudescence
Summary:  No one ever thinks of Reid as being particularly well-adapted, but Aaron believes in giving due credit. He isn’t sure he would be able to serve as a functioning member of society if he were incapable of forgetting.
Warnings:  Kink meme
My Warnings:  Cross dressing, intimate . . . it’s not what you think, either.  *grin*

Conditional Absolution by starofoberon
Summary:  Post-“Omnivore”- in the “Home Demonstration” universe, Hotch comes to ask Reid for the help that only he can give to deal with Aaron’s guilt.
Warnings:  Rated for somewhat graphic physical and psychological violence. NO slash. COMPLETE

Crossfire by Amazanda
Summary:  Slash: Hotch/Reid: The beginning has to start from somewhere. When Hotch looked at Reid, his eyes were opened to the truth around him. Watch as these two agents make it through the first season.
Length:  53K
Rating:  M

Donor by Fabrisse
Summary: Reid’s been kidnapped. Hotch does his best to buy him time for the rest of the team to get there.
Warnings: dub con (for both Hotch and Reid)
My Warnings/Opinion: violence, detective work, eugenics, orgasm with an audience
Rating: E (Explicit)

Dream Distortion by skye-hunter
Summary:  Reid has a dream that he can neither forget nor understand. This is slash with Reid and a male lover…it’s not overly graphic, I don’t think, but I wish to give fair warning
My Warnings:  Dream sex, hot, Bottom!Reid

Early Meeting by PhantomDaae1981
Summary:  Hotch calls Reid into the office for some private adult fun. Inspired by Reid’s statement during the Season 6 finale, when he said it had been three years and eight months since Hotch had called a meeting so early.
Warnings:  Slash, Hotch/Reid. Basically PWP.
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, first time, Bottom!Reid, anal, desk sex

Engendered by SevenCorvus
Summary:  It was all Garcia’s fault he thought.
Warnings:  cross dressing, ficlet, GenSlash, m/m, Preslash, PWP, Romance, sexual references, slash
My Warnings/Opinion:  Lovely mental images.

The Evidence of Things Not Seen by travelinthedark
Summary:  It usually goes like this: they have a bad case, Aaron goes to Spencer’s apartment, Spencer lets Aaron fuck him, Aaron leaves and they don’t talk about it.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid

Falling In Love Is Hard To Do by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  Hotch sings to Reid, a plan Garcia was in on. How does that go over? Slash, rate M for a reason. This is for AhmoseInarus for Chit Chat on Author’s Corner, as a part of the Valentine’s Gift Fic Exchange. Second Version with same prompts.
My Warnings:  Anal, Bottom!Reid, first time

Following a Bright Shiny Thing by travelinthedark
Summary: Wherein Reid feels like 6th grade girl, the girls squee from time to time, and there are little blue drinks.
My Warnings/Opinion: Alcohol, kisses, no details but they do finally get together
Length: 5.5k
Rating: T (Teens and up)

The Great Alphabet Meme Hotch,Reid Version by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary: A series of stories inspired by letters of the alphabet prompts on my LJ. This is the Hotch/Reid set.
My Warnings:  Romance, language, Jack

Illative Illocution by recrudescence
Summary:  Writting for Ubervirgin for the CM fic exchange. Prompt: Reid is finally introduced to Hotch’s brother, Sean, as “the boyfriend.”
My Warnings:  coming out, awkward situations

The Lash by seditionary
Summary:  Continuation of “Without Reid.” Hotch has a B/D relationship with Reid. This is their night together after Reid returns from Vegas.
Warnings:  Contains infliction of pain and m/m sex; slash. Oh, and Reid on a motorcycle.
My Warnings:  blow job, Bottom!Hotch, whip

Lost in the Stacks by travelinthedark
Summary:  “I’m a nerd,” Spencer murmurs against Aaron’s skin, “a library fantasy shouldn’t come as a surprise.”
My Warnings:  PDA

Love Notes by Kathi1C
Summary:  Someone is sending Spencer notes for Valentine’s Day. Written for Seditionary for the Valentine’s Day gift exchange. Note the rating change
My Warnings:  first time, blow jobs, dirty talk

Mile High Inside by seditionary
Summary:  Hotch and Reid join the Mile High Club sex on a plane!
Warnings:  Slash, sex, naughty words. Another Kink Meme entry.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, public sex (ish)

Nightmare by AhmoseInarus
Summary: Follows “The Hunted” in the H/R series – Just as the title says, Reid has a nightmare that scares him more than a nightmare has scared him in a LONG time. The team is there to comfort him when he wakes.
Warnings: H/R fluff
Rating: T
My Opinion: Aww.

No Longer Routine by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  In this new relationship he has with Spencer, Aaron can usually predict what’s going to happen next. He likes that aspect, honestly. It gives him a sense of security. But the smile is a change. -SLASH, FRAO. Please read warnings.
Rating/Warnings: FRAO/NC-17 (smut ahoy!, Graphic sex, adult content, profanity)
My Warnings:  blow jobs, masturbation, dom!Reid, fingering

On the Dotted Line by writing2death
Summary:  “What are you doing?” Reid smiles against his neck, “I’m tracing my name,” he says.
My Warnings: chills, short, sweet

Pathetic by meiflower
Summary:  It hurt and it felt good and it was all so pathetic. Set at the end of “LDSK.”
Warnings:  Reid/Hotch masturbation, sexual themes, yaoi (Um, not really)

Pianissimo by morejoyful
Summary:  A case at a music conservatory causes Hotch to see Reid in a whole new light. Written for Criminal Minds kink meme IV; prompt inside.
Warnings:  Graphic sex.
My Warnings:  Imaginary sex, Bottom!Reid

Quickie by Stacy LA Stronach (slashgirl)
Summary:  PWP and the title sums it up.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, desk sex, blow jobs

Restraint by Stacy LA Stronach (slashgirl)
Summary:  Hotch and Reid in a storage closet.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, voyeur (Gideon – surprised?  Yeah, I’m not either).

Snowbound by Fabrisse
Summary:  During the recent snowstorms in the DC area, Reid has to stay with Hotch.
My Warnings:  life with Jack, mutual masturbation

Snowed In by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  SLASH! Due to a weather advisory warning, Hotch takes a very drunk Reid home with him. They end up trapped in his house all weekend long, holed up in his bedroom by the fireplace. Things happen in that room that neither of them had ever expected.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, first time

Our Secret by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Sequel to Snowed In – SLASH H/R – Just a short story about Hotch and Reid’s relationship continuing to bloom. The pair decide that they would like to wear a symbol of their love and devotion to each other, even if it can never be seen by anyone else.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid

Strawberries and Champagne by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  This is for AhmoseInarus for Chit Chat on Author’s Corner, as a part of the Valentine’s Gift Fic Exchange. This IS SLASH! Hotch decides to take Reid to his house, instead of the other way around for Valentine’s day, but things don’t go as planned.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, Bottom!Reid, a little fluffy

Taking the Lead by Fabrisse
Summary:  While Morgan is recuperating, Hotch and Reid take a case in Eugene, Oregon.  Case fic.
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Hotch, first time, blow job (sort of)

Very small complaint:  I don’t think Aaron would ever use the word “butt” – even if it is a description by the author about a sensation that he is feeling.

Tattered by seditionary
Summary:  A quiet weekend leads to some naughty goings on-and a happy realization-for Spencer and Hotch. Set after “100.” Established relationship.
Warnings: slash, sex, and language! And, fluff. One shot.
My Warnings:  blow jobs

Telephone by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  H/R series,follows Lost In the Shadows-The team goes on a case, but Reid is called to Vegas regarding his mother. Once the issue is resolved, He returns to Quantico, but the team is still on the case and Hotch misses Reid, so he gives him a call… PWP
My Warnings:  Phone sex

Thunderstorm by Moony3003
Summary:  Hotch receives a surprise visit during a thunderstorm.
Warnings: Contains graphic slash. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings:  Reid/OC abusive relationship, domestic violence, Bottom!Reid

Time to Go by Fabrisse
Kink: Sex on furniture
Prompt: He knew he wouldn’t be able to look at his desk ever the same again after what they’d just done, but right then, he didn’t care
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch, blow jobs, desk sex, dom!Reid

Too Close by theLovethief
Summary:  Tonight he’d almost died. And they both knew that it could always happen again. Anywhere, anytime…Set after season 4 finale.
Warnings:  SLASH Hotch/Reid.
My Warnings:  Reid with a backbone!  Hand jobs

Triggers & Ties 1, 2, 3 & 4 by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  It wasn’t fair to Reid to compare to Haley – something Aaron told himself every time they were together – but he found himself unable to stop.
Warnings: ADULT CONTENT. RE-POSTED in chapter format for Parts 1-4.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, depression, finger fucking, bottom!Reid

“Oh sure, I’m sore,” he replied with an expression that could put Morgan’s shit-eating grin to shame. “But I’m sore in that, ‘I fucked Aaron Hotchner until he came screaming my name before he passed out’ kind of sore.” He let out a laugh as he trailed fingers up Aaron’s chest. “I’m good with that.”

Triggers & Ties 8: Eggshells by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  It was an insight about victims that Aaron Hotchner never wanted to have: returning to the living space where one had been brutally attacked.
Warnings:  Hotch/Reid, the BAU ADULT CONTENT
My Warnings:  No sex, angst, stress, PTSD, post Foyet

Triggers & Ties 11: Evolution by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  From the way Aaron leaned forward, crowding into Spencer’s personal space, Spencer knew that things had finally—finally—changed. – Part 11 in the “Triggers & Ties” universe. Slash.
My Warnings: post-Foyet, mutual masturbation, vulnerable Hotch, life with Jack, a little fluff

Trust by Moony3003
Summary:  After putting himself in harm’s way, Reid receives a fitting punishment from his boss.
Warnings:  Rated M. Contains graphic slash and spanking. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, Bottom!Reid

Ultimatums » by Kuria Dalmatia, Collaboration with CMAli!
Summary:  “I’ve already told him, Rossi. This is it. This is the last straw.” For 6 years, Hotch and Reid have kept their relationship quiet. Reid decides it’s been too long.
Warnings:  ADULT CONTENT.
My Warnings:  dom!Reid, pissed off Reid, sex toys, orgasm delay, Bottom!Hotch, dom/sub

Vegas, Baby by Fabrisse
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, blow jobs

Vices by bird and bullet
Summary:  Aaron Hotchner had always had vices, but he’d never remembered having one quite this strong… Hotch/Reid. now a twoshot! jack fic
My Warnings:  needs a betaish (just a little), first time, cravings, Bottom!Reid

The Walls Have Eyes by archangeladdict
Summary: Someone’s watching. And two profilers must obey the orders of the allseeing eyes…
My Warnings: Outside coercion, so at first appearance, it’s non-con, but then more like dub-con, and then it’s really rather exhibitionist really and consensual. Bottom!Reid

Who’s With Reid? by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  So, WHO ended up rooming with Reid while they were in Alaska? Here are eight different scenarios of possible answers. Every Reid pairing, just because I wanted to see if I could do it.
Warnings:  Re/H, Re/Ro, Re/P, Re/JJ, Re/Ga, Re/M, Re/Gi, Re/Elle, Threesome DP
My Warnings:  This fic is so wonderfully versatile.  Ch1 is Reid/Hotch.  Hand jobs.  Dom!Reid (ish). 🙂

WORK OUT by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  H/R Series after Lost In the Shadows – The team decides to go to the gym at the FBI Academy to have some fun in the sparring circles. Reid is less than enthusiastic, but he has fun when he and Hotch get home. SLASH
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Reid, PDA

I can’t help but be fond of this one.

Criminal Minds/X-Files Crossover

The Second X File by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  The team is called in on a serial rapist. Once they arrive and see all the evidence, Reid comes to the conclusion that they are dealing with an Incubus. They call in Mulder and Scully, but then Reid becomes a victim…
Warnings:  H/R, R/OMCUnSub non-con
My Opinion:  I’m not exactly sure why I like this one.  Probably has something to do with my past association as an X-phile.

Rating/Warnings: Oh, so FRAO/NC-17, includes the use of sex toys. Mild d/s. (graphic sexual situations, profanity, adult content)

Non-Con, Dub-Con

Just regular, not underage.  Insert your guilt here.  Or don’t.  Like I said, it’s fiction.  It’s better than going out and doing this to real people.

BTW, side note – anyone ever realize how almost everyone on the NCIS team has double letters of some kind in one of their names?  Mallard.  Todd.  Gibbs.  Dinozzo.  Abby.  McGee.  Ho hum.  Just thoughts.

Batman

• Batman

Batman/Joker

Bound by CayshaGriffin
Summary: Sometimes bad luck for some is good luck for others.
Warnings: Slash, Batman/Joker. Bondage, dub-con, M-rated.
My Warnings/Opinion: Batman’s voice is wrong. Too much yelling. Like when authors make Gibbs talk too much kind of wrong. Also, the author classes this as dub-con, but I say it’s non-con. I wouldn’t list it at all if the sex weren’t so hot.  First time.  Batman is a masochist?  It’d make sense.

Criminal Minds

• Spencer Reid

Reid/Gideon, Reid/Hotch

UnBreak My Heart by morejoyful
Summary: Written for Criminal Minds kink meme IV: “Hotch wants to know how Reid can be so good at giving blowjobs, and when he forces the answer out of him he doesn’t like the answer. Gideon/Reid dub con or non con.”
Warnings:  Consensual and graphic non-consensual sex
My Warnings: Blow jobs, Teacher-Student (sort of), Angst *sniffles*

Reid/Hotch

Late Nights by FuchsiasAttic
Summary: Hotch is staying late at the office. He thinks he is alone, so becomes incredibly annoyed when he finds he is not. He unleashes something in himself that he did not expect.
Warnings: Dub-con/non con, language
My Warnings/Opinion: OOC Hotch (either that or he’s crazy lol), bottom!Reid, begging (lovely lovely begging), blow jobs

Reid/OC, Reid/Hotch

Shelter From Storm by Luna Argenta
Summary: Hotch and Reid are taken captive by a sexual sadist, who takes an interest in Reid. Reid doesn’t want his first sexual encounter to be like that, so he has to ask Hotch for a big favor.
Warnings: SLASH! Reid/Hotch. Non-con Reid/OC.
My Warnings: First time, spit, dirty talk, blood play

Reid/OC

Tribulations by AhmoseInarus
Summary: A case falls into the hands of the BAU, but it turns out that the UnSub was targeting them all along. He has chosen SSA Spencer Reid to pay the price, and now it’s a race against time to save more than just his life…
Warnings:  SLASH Reid/OC UnSub, non-con
Length: 55K

• Read unedited version of chapter 7 here

Reid/Morgan, OC

How We Survive by Zoi no miko (zoi_no_miko)
Summary:  Reid and Morgan are unwilling participants in an unsub’s twisted games.
Warnings:  dub-con, fuck or die, bondage
My Warnings:  Not bondage really (I mean, Reid is chained up, yeah, but bondage is more than that–at least to me), blow jobs, Bottom!Reid

Misericorde by morejoyful
Summary: Written for Criminal Minds kink meme IV: “Morgan/Reid. Fuck or die. I’d love to read gritty, darkfic where an Unsub forces them to have sex. They are not in love, and do not fall in love during or after.”
Warnings: Graphic non-consensual sex.
My Warnings: Bottom!Reid, spit, angst, unrequited love (Hotch for Reid), fuck or die (I’m adding this as a tag), first time

• Aaron Hotchner

Hotch/Foyet

Aftermath by Dragonladyk (both of her fics have disappeared from the web. If anyone has an active link, post here, would you?)
Summary: George Foyet will never be the same.
Warnings: Foyet’s POV. Portions of this fic have been heavily borrowed from the writing of actual serial killers and adapted to suit canon staging. Non-con. DARK DARK DARK.

Do Us Part by Dragonladyk
Summary:  Sequel to Aftermath; Foyet twists the knife one, last time.
Warnings: Reference to past non-con. Angst. I’m a sick person.

Changing the Profile by Abydosorphan
Summary: Answer to the CM Kink Meme Prompt – Foyet/Hotch – Rape. *That* scene 😉
Warnings:  Spoilers: Season 5 Ep 01 – Faceless, Nameless
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch

The Deal by ROSSELLA1
Summary:  Foyet chooses to reveal himself as the Reaper in a different way.
Warnings: Rape, violence
My Warnings: kidnapping, handcuffs, sex toys, orgasm delay, object insertion, Bottom!Hotch

Still Here by ROSSELLA1
Summary: What happens when Hotch goes home after Compromising Positions the episode .
Warnings: Angst, Drama, PTSD
My Warnings: Hallucinations, paranoia, Bottom!Hotch

Think of Me by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Foyet attacked Hotch in his apartment. Here’s what they didn’t show on TV. Non-con.
Warnings:  Anal Sex, Sexual Assault, Season 5 spoilers, First Time, Fear, Rare Pairing, Blow Jobs, Implied Stalking, Horror, Missing Scene
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch

Hotch/OC

Now You See Me by lastcrazyhorn
Summary: Hotch is kidnapped and tortured by a mysterious unsub. Will his team find him in time? Or will he have to get himself out? Non-con.
Warnings: Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Gags, Urine, First Time, Slash, Horror, Kidnapping, Season 5 spoilers, Alternate Universe, Bottom!Hotch, Sexual Assault, Forced Orgasm

Rush by empathy_apathy
Summary: The chase stopped being about the UNSUBs the minute they found the girl. It was anger, guilt, and silent self-destruction that threw him into the alley after them–and sent a second chance stumbling in after him. Takes place at a nonspecific date after Gideon’s departure.
Warnings: Language, Violence, Noncon, Slash
My Warnings: Blow jobs, non-con w/ unsub, consensual w/ Reid

Hotch/OC, Reid/OC

Worst Case Scenario by Chloe Winchester
Summary:  Something horrible has happened to Hotch, he just has no idea what it is. With the team just as baffled and trying to find a missing Reid, it becomes a nightmare they all feared, an unsub targeting them.
Warnings:  Hurt!Hotch Hurt!Reid NO SLASH! M for sexual abuse
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, Bottom!Hotch, Object penetration, torture, blow jobs, drugged state, needs a beta ish, and main characters are in first person.

Morgan/Carl Buford

He Could Have Said No by Azara-Rayne18
Summary:  A one-shot and prequel to a story I’m thinking of writing. One the eve of his breakout from jail, Carl Buford thinks about his “relationship” with Derek Morgan.
My Warnings:  References to child abuse; not exactly graphic, but has the potential to squick some.

Doctor Who

• 8th Doctor

President Rassilon/8th Doctor, President Rassilon/9th Doctor

Only a Northern Song by Roach Patrol
Summary:  A dark and nasty little story from the beginning of the Time War. The Lord President Rassilon seeks to educate his Council on the ill-advised nature of disobedience, and demonstrate the consequences of recklessly, deliberately, and repeatedly engaging in said ill-advised action. The Doctor is just the right men for the job. After all, if you can’t beat them, change them.
My Warnings: Bottom!8th, rare pairing, character death (8th), Bottom!9th

• 9th Doctor

The Editor/9th Doctor

Headlines by Moon_Blitz
Summary: Intrigued by the Doctor’s sudden appearance on Satellite Five, the Editor decides to investigate further.
Warnings: Non-con
My Warnings: Bottom!9th (I think it’s penetrative, but author is sort of unclear), Needs a beta, rare pairing

• 11th Doctor

Cyberplanner/11th Doctor/Clara Oswin Oswald

Violation by IrishVampire13
Summary: “Just between you and me…she’s so much better when she’s unwilling.”
Warnings: AU Dark-Scary. Deeply disturbing imagery. Implied rape/gang rape. Implied torture. Mind control. Elements of BDSM. Swearing. Adult rating is the only way to go.

Harry Potter

• Kingsley Shacklebolt
  

Kingsley Shacklebolt/Severus Snape

Secret Meetings by teshara
Summary: Kingsley and Severus share an unexpected moment.
Warnings: Slash. Dark!fic. Dubious non-con.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kingsley, auto-erotic asphyxiation, blow jobs, fingering

• Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy/Fenrir Greyback

Alpha and Omega by Musyc
Summary: This pup’s father treated him like a dog. No more, no longer. He is the leader, he is the Alpha, and the boy will learn his place.
Warnings: bloodplay, fear, non-con, AU-Voldemort wins, werewolf, psychological torture
My Warnings/Opinion: bottom!Draco

• Albus Severus Potter
  

Albus Potter/Lucius Malfoy

Obsidian, Smoothed Into Knots by Snegurochka
Summary: “It’s a mission, Dad!” said Al. “You’ve always told me that an Auror has to be prepared to play any part, haven’t you?” He glanced at Draco, a smirk dancing at his lips. “So I play whore to the old man for twenty minutes. If it means a break in this case, you’ve got to admit it’s worth it.”
Warnings: NC-17. Lucius/Albus Severus. Implied Draco/Albus Severus. Non-con. Forced voyeurism. Albus is 19. Written for nextgendarkfest. June 2009.
My Warnings: Begging, Bottom!AlPotter, first time, rare pairing

• Ronald Weasley
  

Ron Weasley/Bellatrix Lestrange

Care and Feeding by Mad_Maudlin
Summary:  One day he will kill her.
Warnings:  BDSM, dubcon, CBT, object penetration, Felching, Blood Play, Non-Linear Narrative, Dark, Post-War
My Warnings/Opinions: Wow. Bottom!Ron. Nifty concept. Needs a once over to fix formatting (a few words run together here and there), but overall it’s a very wow kind of story.  Oh and it’s also het.  Just in case you hadn’t figured that out yet.

Queen’s Mate by Mad_Maudlin
Summary:  “‘Don’t feel bad, pretty. You never really stood a chance.'”
Warnings:  Dark, dubcon, Cunnilingus, Object Insertion, Mirrors, D/s
My Warnings/Opinion:  Het (more het? ack!), Bottom!Ron, begging

I didn’t put this one on the underage list, because I don’t think he is underage here.  Meh.  At the very least, he’s a teenager and I think this was set somewhere around (or after) the last book.  But I don’t really remember.

• Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger/Bellatrix Lestrange

Bound by Piro
Summary:  The worst was yet to come.  Set during Deathly Hallows. Slight AU for the events at Malfoy Manor. Bellatrix does not offer Hermione to Greyback, but decides to keep her for herself.
Warnings:  Dark, Angst, Bondage, Torture, Fisting, Fic Exchange
My Warnings: Femme Slash

• Harry Potter

Bellatrix Lestrange/Harry Potter

The Frailty of Hope by r_grayjoy
Summary:  Bellatrix likes to play with her toys a bit before breaking them. Or, Harry learns something about the nature of hope.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, het, first time

Fenrir Greyback/Harry Potter

Bred by vix_spes
Summary: Harry hates the way that Fenrir treats him and makes him feel. Even worse, he hates that he kind of likes it.
Warnings: Breeding, Knotting, Dirty Talk, Dubious Consent, Derogatory Language, Mpreg (mention of)

• Sirius Black

Sirius Black/Severus Snape

Taking Advantage by Celandine
Summary:  Sirius has long wanted to pound Severus, and now he has a chance to do so.
Warnings:  dub-con
My Warnings:  Bottom!Sirius

NCIS

• Tony Dinozzo

Tony Dinozzo/OC

Everyday by Gypsy
Summary: Just when Tony thought it was safe to go back into the water……. mentions of rape/non-con
My Warnings non-con, Violence, darkness, Daddy Gibbs, Bottom!Dinozzo, good fic, but author has a few problems with words–or is it spell check abuse? hmm– (mostly just were and where, suit and suite, minute and minuet etc.).  Thus, needs a beta!
Length: 45K

Chasing Shadows by dustandroses
Summary: Tony searches the basement of an old abandoned apartment building for a snitch/suspect. He has no idea what he’s just stepped into.
Warnings:  Rough sex, horror, smutfic
My Warnings – Definitely Bottom!Dinozzo, but not real sure who topped him.

• Timothy McGee

Timothy McGee/Captors, McGee/Dinozzo/Gibbs

Never Never Land by Precious Pup
Summary: Gibbs/Tony/Tim established threesome relationship when Tim is taken & held captive. Will the 3 of them be able to deal with the situation or dissolve under weight of the pain? Continues a year after Lost Boys finished (not necessary to read to understand)
Warnings: Non Con, Torture, angst, kidnapping
A note from BurningOrgan – this one is more about the recovery process than anything else
Length: 69K

• Gibbs

Gibbs/OC, Gibbs/Fornell (consensual)

Silent Misery by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Non-con Gibbs/OC. In a bad situation, Gibbs offers himself in the place of Tony and suffers an unpleasant fate. Established Gibbs/Fornell. Reactions and results in second chapter.
Warnings:  Graphic etc. etc. . . . non con, violence against a major character, anal sex, discussion of bodily fluids, general unpleasantness and discomfort, asphyxiation, blow jobs, established slash relationship (Gibbs/Fornell), coercion . . . bad stuff. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Gibbs, Bottom!Fornell

Pirates of the Caribbean

• James Norrington

James Norrington/Cutler Beckett

Redeeming a New Beginning by Sat-Isis
Summary:  Cutler Beckett has an emotional breakthrough through James Norrington regarding an old relationship that did not end well.
Warnings:  Dubious consent Beckington at its best.
My Warnings/Opinion:  first time, blow jobs, Bottom!Norrington, dub-con transitioning to non-con

Author needs to learn how to write paragraphs (you’ll see).

Remorse, Revenge and Redemption by Alassenya
Ratings/Warnings: NC-17 overall (sex, violence, rape, torture and abuse of good brandy)
Length: Significant. This link is just to the prologue.

Stargate SG-1

• Jack O’Neill

Daniel Jackson/Jack O’Neill

Just Another Day at the Office by brainofck
Summary: I [used to] have a terrible block about getting Daniel to top. The entire purpose of this piece of meaningless, worthless smut was to get Daniel to fuck Jack. I think that’s all the plot summary you need. 🙂  Archive warning for rape/non-con is for dubious consent.
Warnings:  Aliens Make Them Do It, Dubious consent
My Warnings:/Opinion:  blow jobs, Bottom!O’Neill, drugged!Jackson, rimming, alien aphrodisiacs (also known as “aliens-made-them-do-it”
Length:  4k

Star Trek

• James T. Kirk

Kirk/Mirror!McCoy

Corrupt by severinne
Summary: Kirk falls through the looking glass and into the hands of the only person he thought he could trust. Written to a prompt for Mirror!McCoy/Kirk non-con fic from the ISS Enterprise Kink Meme.
Warnings: Rape, Mirror Universe, Medical Kink, Bloodplay, Forced Orgasm
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Kirk, dark – but totally AWESOME and wow.

Foreign Waters by shinychimera and Yeomanrand
Summary: Jim Kirk falls into the brutal Mirror Universe alone, while his psychotic counterpart comes to the Enterprise. Getting them home is the easy part…
Warnings: Mirror Universe, Rape, Rape Recovery, Violence, Knifeplay, Scarification, Doppelganger, Abuse, Scars, Insanity
Length: Just under 18K

Kirk/Alien Tentacles Kirk/Spock

in a new light by hoosierbitch
Summary:  He wanted Spock. But not like this. (Okay, honestly, IT IS TENTACLE PORN. ANGSTY, SMUTTY TENTACLE PORN. THAT IS SECRETLY ALSO A LOVE STORY).
Warnings:  Aliens Make Them Do It, Tentacles, Mind Control, Pregnancy kink, Porn, Sounding
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk, DP (sort of), fisting, unprepared

It sounds like a bad crack fic.  It’s not.  Although, I will admit that it is somewhat out in left field.  Meh.

• Leonard “Bones” McCoy

McCoy/Spock

Unnamed by jlm121
Warnings: Dub-con, Aliens Made Them Do It, Bottom!McCoy, spit

• Spock

Stonn/Spock

Meeting the Other Man by penbrydd
Summary:  For this prompt from the crackmeme:
An old childhood bully is onboard the Enterprise and sees Spock. Noncon ensues, and Spock just takes it. I don’t care if someone finds him after and comforts him, or if someone walks in, or if he just lays there after. I just want Spock to suffer a bit.
Warnings:  non-con
My Warnings:  Bottom!Spock, forced mind melding

X-Files

• Fox Mulder

Fox Mulder/Alex Krycek

The Grey Twilight by sherrold
Summary:  Title comes from this: Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the grey twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
— Theodore Roosevelt, Speech to the Hamilton Club, April 10, 1899
Warnings:  Blackmail, Objectification, Anal Sex
My Warnings: Bottom!Mulder (did I just give it away?)

Underage Non-Con or Dub-Con

This is fiction.  And what’s more, I didn’t even write all of these (just one or two, maybe).  I’m just cataloging their existence.  I’ll mention the length if it’s worth mentioning.  🙂

Harry Potter

Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy

Despoiled – by LiterarySpell
Summary:  Snape takes the role of babysitter very seriously.
Warnings:  extreme chan (Draco is seven), coercion, dub-con, non-con
My Warnings:  Bottom!Draco, rimming

Severus Snape/Hermione Granger

For the Cause – by Paronomania
Summary:  Alone in a dubious part of Wizarding London, Hermione is rescued by Snape, whose protection is as bad, or worse, than the danger from which she was fleeing.
Warnings: Bestiality, Anal, A2M, Dark, Chan/Loli, Teacher-Student

Severus Snape/Harry Potter

Absolution by Rushlight
Summary: Snape is forced to make a difficult decision when Harry is captured by Death Eaters, and they both have to find a way to deal with the aftermath.
My Warnings: Non-con, death eaters, snarry, drugged
Length:  Worth mentioning, but I haven’t a clue how long it is (not listed).

The Cruelty of Severus Snape by orphan_account
Summary:  Severus Snape doesn’t hate children, as most think. He loves them. Especially when they cry.
Warnings:  SS/hp chan, first year, spanking
Length:  3K

Detention by isidore13
Summary:  Severus Snape takes care of a sexually abused Harry Potter.
Warnings:  Rape/Non-Con, Underage
My Warnings:  Finger fucking, chan(11), mentions of past sexual abuse, and fluff, strangely enough

Mistaken Identity by AmanitaMuscaria
Summary: Severus has plans for Harry. Somewhat altered to allow further chapters. They’re not mine; I just take them out and play with them. I clean them off when I’m done
Warnings: chan, underage sex, non-con, please don’t go here if you don’t like these things!

Thicker Than Water by swtalmnd
Summary:  Snape comes across Harry in a vulnerable moment, and devises a plan to tie Harry’s loyalties to him.
Warnings:  rimming, manipulation, mpreg, knickers, mischief, mush, chan(11)
My Warnings:  Bottom!Harry.  Harry is starved for affection and Severus is willing to give it. It’s really only dub-con in the beginning.
Length:  22K, Complete

Harry Potter/Severus Snape

A Twisted Harry by lastcrazyhorn
Summary: Harry pulls one on Severus and gets something he’s wanted for awhile. It is also an alternate direction that my Breaking Forwards (FF.net) story could have gone in. Standalone. AU to an AU.
My Warnings: Anal, dub-con, blow jobs, drugged, Bottom!Snape, Bottom!Harry

Severus Snape/Neville Longbottom

Living Up to Expectations by Good_Witch
Summary:  Madam Pomfrey has to leave the hospital wing in Snape’s care. But the treatment Neville receives when he shows up after curfew is anything but therapeutic.
Warnings:  abuse, sexual abuse, non-consensual, sexual violence
My Warnings/Opinion:  Neville isn’t exactly underage, but he is in school as a 7th year.  Sounding (with a wand).  Aphrodisiac cream.
Length:  4.5K

Vernon Dursley/Harry Potter

Filthy Freak by Pickled Rellish
Summary: Eight year old Harry Potter could honestly say that he didn’t know where he stood with his Uncle. Sometimes, his Uncle hated him, other times, he loved him. But Harry always feels like a…
Warnings: Chanslash, non-con, incest

Death Eaters/Harry Potter, Lucius Malfoy/Harry Potter

Fall by bamma
Summary: AU! Harry is kidnapped during the last Hogsmeade weekend. Rescued by Draco and Severus, can Harry learn to live again?
My Warnings: Needs_a_beta, non-con, ParentSev, Fluff, Adoption, OOC, deaging, chan, abuse, kidnapping, recovery, resorting, Violence, Interesting_Yet_Annoying
Length:  Just over 50K

Marcus Flint/Draco Malfoy

Make It Better by Inell
Make It Better (an alternative link, should Skyehawke be down)
Summary:  During second year, Draco is sore after practice. Marcus offers to make it better. Unfortunately Draco has no idea what ‘making it better’ will entail.
Warnings:  Chan, non-con/dubious consent (Marcus/Draco)
My Warnings:  Bottom!Draco
Length:  One-shot

Peter Pettigrew/Draco Malfoy

The Guantlet by Marks
Summary:  Not everyone’s first time includes sweet fumblings and scented candles.
Warnings:  DM/PP (2nd in the “Rich Man” series, non-con, cross-dressing, violence)
My Warnings:  Bottom!Draco
Length:  Just over 2K, one-shot

Remus Lupin/Ron Weasley, Severus Snape

Sleep Aid by Turbosized
Summary: Snape watches Professor Lupin help Ron to relax
Prompt: Snape as a guilty voyeur watches surprising events unfold in the Hogwarts castle on one of his nightly rounds of Gryffindor-and-Potter-hunting…
Warnings: Chan (Ron’s 3rd year), Voyeur, dub-con
My Warnings: Finger fucking, hand job, blow job

Batman

• Dick Grayson

Batman/Robin (Dick)

Consequent by Te
Summary:  Dick takes a nap. Things go badly.
Ratings Note/Warnings: R. Contains content some readers may find disturbing.
My Warnings:  Mind fuck, hand job

• Tim Drake

Batman/Robin (Tim)

A boy like that by Te
Summary:  Batman gets dosed with a drug via the Scarecrow that REMOVES fear/inhibitions etc.
My Warnings:  Dub-Con, Bottom!Robin (Tim), Drugged (Batman), spanking, bondage (circumstantial)

Chronicles of Narnia

• Eustace Scrubb

Eustace Scrubb/Prince Rilian

Fumbling in the Dark by Angelike Riddle (eosrose)
Summary:  As the four companions make their way through the darkness of the Underworld, certain truths come to light. Years of living under a dark enchantment have left their mark on the young Prince Rilian.
Warnings:  First time, The Silver Chair, dub-con, POV Third Person (I wish people would put warnings up for First Person), Past Tense.
My Warnings:  Chan (is it still chan if it’s between two people who are both underage?), hand job

• Prince Rilian

Prince Rilian/The Green Lady (Het?  I’m listing het?)

Mandolin Purr by voleuse
Summary: But the less you noticed it, the more it got into your brain and your blood.
Warnings: Dub-Con, The Silver Chair
My Warnings: Vague. Extremely vague. But still enough to give one a chill here and there.  Oh, and it’s het.

NCIS

OMC/Tony DiNozzo
(Jethro Gibbs/Tony DiNozzo – Consensual)

Damage by Xanthe
Summary:  When Gibbs investigates a minor robbery, he uncovers something much more sinister. The resulting investigation has unexpected and far-reaching consequences.

Damage: n.1. Injury or harm impairing the function or condition of a person or thing.
Warnings:  Angst, Drama, Case, Hurt/Comfort, Action, First Time, Romance, Past Child Abuse, Child Abuse, Award Winner
Words:  133,686
Status:  Complete
My Notes:  Just uber wow.  Bottom!Gibbs, Bottom!DiNozzo

Teen Wolf

• Allison Argent

Allison Argent/OMCs

breaking body and mind by orphan_account
Summary: Chris crossed the wrong people and now they’re in his home, all set to get their revenge and show him what happens when he doesn’t keep his word…
(Let’s just say today is not a good day to be Chris Argent’s teenage daughter.)
Warnings:  Revenge, sex as punishment, Breaking and Entering, Humiliation, Dirty Talk, Threats, Groping, Vaginal Fingering, Nipple Play, Loss of Virginity, First Time, Gags, Gangbang, Bondage, Blow Jobs, Slapping, Face-Fucking, Crying, Nipple Clamps, Flogging, Vibrators, Forced Orgasm, Rough Sex, Come as Lube, Unsafe Sex, Creampie, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot

• Derek Hale

Derek Hale/OMC (Grandfather)

Grandpa’s Boy by darktwistedmusings
Summary: CuriousCat Prompt:

Hi! Loved your fic ‘Fun at the alley’ ! Do you plan on a sequel? If you take requests, i’d love a fic with underage Derek having a special relationship with his grandad (or uncle but older+). I imagine Derek getting out of his grandpa’s room with swollen lips, a clean and puffy hole and a big smile. Even if you’re not interested in this prompt, i can’t wait to read what you write next ! Thank you for your writing!
Warnings:  Extremely Underage, Incest, Extremely Dubious Consent, Coercion, Sexual Coercion, Hand Jobs, Rimming, Anal Sex, Comeplay, Felching, Grooming, Overstimulation, Dirty Talk

• Scott McCall

Alan Deaton/Scott McCall

Touch by goddessofcruelty
Summary:  Scott McCall is a boy without a Daddy, and Alan Deaton has a long history of taming things.
Warnings:  Evil Deaton, Training, Underage – Freeform, Blow Jobs, Hand Jobs, Butt Plugs, Come Inflation, First Time, Rare Pairings
My Notes:  Creepy!  And hot!  Creepy hot?

Peter Hale/Scott McCall

Made For This by TruebornAlpha
Summary: Prompt: Drugged!Sceter
Warnings:  Rape, Rape/Non-con Elements, Drug-Induced Sex, Choking, Anal Sex, Underage Sex, PWP, Shameless Smut

• Stiles Stilinski

Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski

At the other end of the country by thingsiwontadmittohavewritten
Summary:  In which Derek and Stiles move to the other end of the country and then fuck a lot.
Warnings:  Extremely Dubious Consent, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Anal Plug, beastiality, Knotting, Full Shift Derek Hale, Sex with a poodle, Sex with a shifted werewolf, Implied Rimming, Derek Hale Bites Stiles Stilinski, Top Derek, Bottom Stiles Stilinski, Power Imbalance, Coercion, an alpha can control its beta(s) – implied, not sane Derek Hale (implied), Dark Derek Hale, Stiles Stilinski is 16, Derek’s at least ten years older, takes place after the end of season 1, Dead everybody but Derek and Stiles (implied), PWP – Porn Without Plot, Chapter 2 is worse, and suddenly took a much darker turn at the end
My Warnings:  Starts out dub con. Ends more on the non-con side

When we’re alone by profoundlyfriedtrash
Warnings:  Rough Sex,  Sexual Coercion, ooc stiles, Dark Derek Hale, Underage Sex, Extremely Dubious Consent, Feminization

Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski
Derek Hale/Peter Hale
Derek Hale/Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski

Pleasure before Shame by GravityDidIt
Summary:  Stiles stumbles on a special strain of wolfs bane and Peter stumbles upon him and Derek and takes his opportunity.

The story “Peter & Pollen” from Stiles and Derek’s POVs.
Warnings:  Non-consensual sex, Non-Consensual Oral Sex, Knotting, Oral Knotting, Threesome – M/M/M, Spitroasting, Incest, Uncle/Nephew Incest, Sex Pollen, Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Breeding, Cum Swallowing, Come Swallowing, foot worship, Body Worship

Wolf Sandwich by Ookamisan
Summary: Sequel to Just The Tip. In which Peter almost fucks Stiles how Stiles wants him to, Derek almost beheads Peter like he wants to, and the Jeep has seen better days.
Things get weird and wet.
Warnings:  Knotting, Watersports, pissing inside, Threesome, Oral Sex, Prostate Massage, Prostate Milking, Anal Fingering, Possessive Derek, Possessive Behavior, Alpha Derek, Alpha Peter Hale, Uncle/Nephew Incest, Dubious Consent, Overstimulation, Verbal Humiliation

Sheriff Stilinski/Stiles Stilinski
(Derek Hale/Stiles Stilinski – but this one is consensual)

what the lord gave me by orphan_account for Ginger_Rogers
Summary:  Derek and Stiles are fucking with no strings attached, and the Sheriff knows about it because some time ago he installed nanny cams in Stiles’ room to keep an eye on him. He never would have thought going through the tapes could be so much fun.
Also when Derek is gone, the Sheriff likes to go into Stiles’ room and fuck him while he’s asleep. Because you know, why not.
Warnings: Father/Son Incest, Sexual Abuse, Child Abuse, Somnophilia, Nanny Cams, Friends With Benefits, Sort Of, Age Difference, Rough Sex, Top Derek, no sterek romance, Voyeurism, Stiles is a heavy sleeper, Come as Lube, Anal Sex, Top John, Bottom Stiles, Size Difference, Possessive Behavior, Creampie, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot