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Star Trek Threesomes

Kirk/Spock, Kirk/Spock/McCoy

Running With Scissors Part 1, Part 2 by mrasaki
Warnings: A tablespoon of snark, a teaspoon of schmoop, two cups of porn, mix well. Add crack to taste. Some eyebrow-arguing may be involved.
My Warnings:  Bottom!McCoy, blow jobs (wow, are there ever blow jobs), sick!McCoy (a bit), liberal use of references from other fandoms, amusing, established relationship (Kirk/Spock), threesome

Reaper!McCoy/Spock, Reaper!McCoy/Spock/Kirk

Evidence Required by whiteraven1606
Summary:  Written for the ST XI Kink Meme for a prompt that wanted Reaper!Bones/Spock.  Updated to fill more prompts for Reaper!Bones (now develops into Reaper!Bones/Spock/Kirk in chapter three).
Warnings: Reaper!Leonard McCoy, Spock, James T. Kirk, Christine Chapel, Nyota Uhura, Slash, Biting, Marking, Rough Sex, Fingerfucking, Possessive Behavior, Double Penetration
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Spock, Bottom!Kirk, threesome

It is not necessary to know what it means by Reaper!Bones.  The story pretty well explains itself in that regards.

Chekov/Sulu, Kirk/McCoy/Chekov

Writ Large – The one with the Brindmolian sex-venom by rivers_bend
Summary: Your basic sex-pollen fuck-or-die scenario in which Kirk and Bones are good enough to lend a helping hand or two.
Warnings: “sex-pollen”, double penetration, toys, bottom!Chekov
My Warnings/Opinion: Wow. Oh and a blow job. Finger fucking too.

Femme Slash

I’m a female who likes females.  Exciting, I know.  And yet, I still like reading about gay relationships better.  Maybe it’s just because I can actually see the female stuff firsthand; or maybe it’s because not too many fanfic writers do femme slash well.  I dunno.

Criminal Minds

Emily Prentiss/JJ

A Morning At Home by Caitrin Torres (ctorres)
Summary:  There are always new things to learn about your partner.
My Opinion:  This is partially a story about a relationship and the domesticity that comes with it, and partially a story about coming out and the sorts of reactions one gets from parents.

An FBI Agent In Nothin’ But Heels by LittleBundleOfAcid
Summary:  It’s Emily’s birthday…read how she enjoys unwrapping her present,
WARNINGS: femmeslash NC-17 content First femme.
My Warnings:  first person, heels, not graphic (which is a shame, ahem)

God, I Love Football by cgcmff
Summary:  JJ loves the Washington Redskins, Emily loves JJ.
Warnings:  Femslash / Rated M for sexual content. Please read and review.
My Warnings:  Fingering, a little overuse of clichéd phrases (throes of passion?  Really?)

Pleasure Toy by lovetheboys
Summary:  Request: Emily/JJ – Handcuffs and a strap-on, anyway you please.
My Warnings:  Cuffed Emily, strap-on, begging

Emily Prentiss/Ashley Seaver

Dripping by Lunarose30
Summary:  Written for Kink meme. Seaver/Prentiss.
Kink: candles/wax. Bonus for candle as makeshift sex toy.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Needs a beta, but I’m including it because it’s really quite hot.

Criminal Minds – Fringe Crossover

Emily Prentiss/Olivia Dunham

Winning by crazylittleelf
Summary: Sometimes they win.
Warnings: Porn Battle, Wall Sex, 100-1000 Words, Femslash, Crossover
My Opinion: I’ve never seen Fringe, but I liked this.

Criminal Minds – NCIS Crossover

A Little Sleazy and a Little Right by v_angelique
Summary:  Established relationship. Abby’s very kinky and Garcia likes it.
Warnings:  Established Relationship, Kinky, Community: kink_bingo, Watersports, Fat Character, Service Submission, Mirrors, Velvet – Freeform, Gloves, Dirty Talk
My Warnings:  Full bladder orgasms (really hot, they are and so is this)

Criminal Minds – X-Men Crossover

Emily Prentiss/Emma Frost

Falling by Tamoline
Summary: Emily has her world set up just the way she wants it. Until she managed to meet an attractive woman in a place that she really wasn’t expecting. Now the boundaries of her different worlds are changing and overlapping, and she’s left falling.  Companion piece to Faces, covering the events from Emily’s perspective.
My Opinion:  Part of a series (you might want to go back and read from the beginning). I just liked this snippet.  Not explicit

NCIS

Caitlin Todd/Abby Sciuto

show me yours & I’ll show you mine by coffeesuperhero
Summary:  A/N: I should probably not be left unattended. Kicking the New Year off with some femslash can’t be bad, though. Set just after “Hung Out To Dry,” 1×02. Thanks to leiascully for looking this over.
My Warnings:  drunken sex, fingering, hot

Severus Snape – Other Pairings

I really do like my Snarry fics, but I do read the other pairings as well . . . sometimes.  What’d I’d really like to find is a crossover fic with Snape and Hotch (Criminal Minds).  Eh, I may just have to write that one myself.

Severus Snape/Albus Dumbledore

The Contrary Kind by Delphi
Summary: Two unorthodox men share a rainy spring night.
Warnings: Romance, Commitment, Sexual Identity, Cultural Differences
My Warnings: I think it’s Bottom!Snape, but I wasn’t entirely positive . . .

Severus Snape/Remus Lupin

Denial Ain’t Just a River by McKay
Summary: As part of his punishment for his crimes, Severus is ordered by the Ministry to make amends to those whom he has wronged. Remus knows what he wants, and it isn’t the Wolfsbane Potion.
Warnings: First time
My Warnings: Virgin!Snape, Bottom!Snape

Party Dress by musigneus
Summary: 
Severus is ready to relax after Voldemort’s defeat, but Remus thinks it’s a good time to address an old issue.
Warnings:  Cross dressing, PWP
My Warnings:  Bottom!Snape

The Argument by copperbadge
Summary: Snupin. Relatively dubious consent, I suppose, but not really non-con. Also a vague side-order of Ron/Harry at the end, but nothing graphic.
Warnings: walls. And semi-nudity. And biting
My Warnings: Bottom!Lupin, silent orgasms

The Snupin Scramble by violet_quill
Summary:  Snape likes to top. So does Remus. Oh no, conflict!
Warnings:  Object insertion, sex magic, sex toys
My Warnings:  humourous

Severus Snape/Remus Lupin/Harry Potter

Three Men by Celandine, cruisedirector
Summary: A werewolf, a Death Eater and the Chosen One walked into a bar…
Warnings:  Masturbation, Rimming, Felching, Watersports, Double Penetration, Fisting, Bestiality, BDSM, Romance, Domestic

Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Stalks and Bonds by abstractconcept
Summary:  After Severus betrays the Dark Lord, he and Draco are thrown into Azkaban to await their fate. Then Harry Potter is captured as well, and Severus must come up with a plan to save them all—and quickly.
Warnings:  Threesome M/M/M, forced bonding, sex magic, rimming, orgasm denial, urethral play
My Warnings:  Arsehole Harry (not entirely, but when it counts, yeah).

Severus Snape/Percy Weasley

A Clean and Bright Mirror by Leela
Summary:  THIS day, O Soul, I give you a wondrous mirror;
Long in the dark, in tarnish and cloud it lay—But the cloud has pass’d, and the tarnish gone;
… Behold, O Soul! it is now a clean and bright mirror,
Faithfully showing you all the things of the world.

—Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass
Warnings:  Bottom!Snape, private exhibitionism, kinky kristmas

Perfect Fit by abstractconcept
Summary: Snape gives Percy the boundaries he needs.
Warnings: Daddy kink, underage, minor, chan, control issues, rimming, ficlet
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Percy, desk sex, teacher-student

Severus Snape/Firenze

A Fish May Marry A Bird by lookfar
Summary: Severus Snape loathes the idea of a centaur in the castle.
Warnings: Warning for possible bestiality, if you see it that way
My Warnings/Opinion: blow jobs

Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape, Harry Potter

Captive Audience by rexluscus
Summary: PWP. Harry witnesses a scene he’s not sure he wants to see.
Warnings: voyeurism, dubious consent, HBP spoilers
My Warnings: Bottom!Snape, blow job

Severus Snape/Hermione Granger

Apple pie a la Mode by Moisie
Summary:  Severus Snape as you have never seen him before!
Warnings:– Contains ego, purple condom, and a very distgruntled Hermione.  Parody
My Opinion:  Extreme amusement.

State of Attraction by Shy Violet (violet_quill)
Summary:  A love potion, a lust potion, and some crazy, nutty mix-ups. Proves you don’t have to like someone to shag them silly. Will the madness never end?!
Warnings:  Humor, Love potion/spell, Post-Order of the Phoenix, Hogwarts
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, oral (not graphic), frickin’ hilarious, lust potions

NCIS – Gibbs Other Pairings

Gibbs slash pairings that don’t belong anywhere else.   Hopefully this space will fill up, because when I started this post, I only had 2.  If anyone has ever seen him paired with oh I don’t know . . . Vance maybe, would you let me know and post the link?

Gibbs/Vance – I found one!

Necessary Reactions by Smackalicious
Summary:  This isn’t right, doesn’t make sense, isn’t what either of them want, but somehow, it’s what’s necessary right now. Vibbs. SEASON 10 SPOILERS. ONESHOT.
Rating: T
My Warnings: Kissing, implied other happenings.

Gibbs/Ducky Mallard

The Physical by Ghostwriter (Zoya_Zalan)
Summary:  Gibbs undergoes a not-so-routine physical.
Warnings: 
Established Relationship, Romance
My Warnings:  Slight prostate stimulation

The Way to a Man’s Heart and All by KuriNCIS (KuriKoer)
Summary:  Two friends and a tradition.
Warnings:  Dinner, Sex, Friends With Benefits, Conversation
My Warnings:
  Bottom!Ducky

Gibbs/Tobias Fornell

The Art of Negotiation by my_young_friend
Summary:  What exactly goes on in that elevator?
Rating:  PG-13
My Warnings:  Frisky 🙂

Casual? by Stacy LA Stronach (slashgirl)
Summary:  Tobias needs Gibbs.
Warnings:  Episode related
My Warnings:  Bottom!Fornell, rare pairing

Grumpy Old Men by thecookiemomma
Summary:  None
Warnings:   Coming Out
My Warnings: Fun banter

Let’s Have Dinner by Shinju90
Summary:  An episode tag for “Devil’s Trifecta.” Gibbs and Fornell have dinner while avoiding Diane.
Prompt: “Here’s an idea, let’s have dinner but absolutely no conversation.”
Yeah, like we’re married!”
Warnings:  Episode: s10e09 Devil’s Trifecta, Episode Tag, Pre-Slash, Slice of Life, Humor

Light by my_young_friend
Summary:  Whatever that bastard was using had hit Gibbs slightly off center, leaving one eye in excruciating pain, but capable of making out shapes of light and dark around him.
Warnings:  Reference to McGee/DiNozzo (faint, vague)
Rating:  PG-13
My Warnings: Injury, no sex (at least, nothing explicit)

Me and You by thecookiemomma
Summary: A case gets Jethro to thinking. Tobias listens.
My Warnings: Coming out discussion

Passing the time by ebonyfeather
Summary:  Gibbs and Fornell get stuck in the elevator.
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, established relationship, a little OOC (at least to me, the geek), public sex?  Well, it is in an elevator . . .

Sanctum Sanctorum by karaokegal
Summary: Drabble-a-Day Project 2011-Day 37. (Posted to LJ on February 6.) Prompt from ncisdrabble100. Challenge #224-Shower. Beta by hllangel. Comments and concrit welcome.
Warnings: drabble, slash, humor

Statement of Fact by Calliatra
Summary: They don’t talk much. It works for them. A progression of meals and not-quite conversations, and maybe something more.
Warnings: Friendship, Friends to Lovers, Getting Together
My Warning: A kiss

Wake Up Call by karaokegal
Summary:  Morning with Gibbs
My Warnings:  Just a drabble, but it amuses me.

Warm Comfort by DeepBlueJoy
Summary:  Sometimes what you need and what you think you need aren’t the same things. Sometimes the rules don’t matter any more…
Warnings:  Hurt/Comfort, Slash, Sexual Content, Spoilers – 2014-2015 season, SPOILERS EPISODE 12:11 – 1/6/14
My Warnings:  The beginnings of a hand job.

Gibbs/Fornell/DiNozzo

Poker Night by kaylashay81
Summary: Tony loved poker night.
My Warnings: Bottom!DiNozzo, blow jobs, sex toys

Doesn’t need a beta exactly, but there is an extraneous word here or there that could use fixing.

Criminal Minds – NCIS Crossover

Gibbs/Aaron Hotchner

Open Ended by Anonymous
Prompt:  Crossover with NCIS. Gibbs/Hotch, wall!sex, one-time only, no-strings-attached thing though. Just to let off steam till they go back to their respective partners who don’t mind. Bonus points for Gibbs/Tony. DOUBLE bonus points for Hotch/Morgan. And I’ll just love you if it’s bottom!Hotch.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, Bottom!Hotch (whoo)

What He Wants by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  When a serial rapist attacks a naval petty officer, the BAU suddenly finds themselves sharing their case with a team from the NCIS. Three shot. Almost PWP. Slash. All the good stuff. :) Gibbs/Hotch
Warnings:  Slash, Anal Sex, First Time, Crossover, Top!Gibbs, Bottom!Hotch, Rimming, Blow Jobs
My Warning:  Rare pairing (seriously; people do not write this pairing, for whatever reason), shower sex (ish)

Star Trek – Spock/Kirk

Spocky Spock Spock Spock.  I like Spock.  Probably because he reminds me a bit of Snape.  Heh.

Spock/Kirk

Anatomy by nishi_shinji
My Summary/Warnings:  kink meme, awkward situations; basically, Spock goes to McCoy after figuring out he is gay and asks for advice.

Bang a Gong by waketosleep
Summary:  The chronicles of the Sad Bastards Club (Enterprise Chapter).
Warnings:  Pon Farr, Romantic Comedy, Shenanigans, Abject Silliness, Mission Fic, Star Trek Big Bang Challenge
My Warnings:  Bottom!Spock, Bottom!Kirk (well, implied), frickin’ hilarious

Blood is the Life by penbrydd
Warnings: Dub-con, bloodplay
My Warnings: Bottom!Kirk, kinda uck if you’re not into this sort of thing, but oddly sensual too.

Both Hands On The Throttle by Ywain Penbrydd (penbrydd)
Summary:  Sometimes Spock throttles the hell out of his captain, but only when the captain really deserves it. But, what if Kirk’s pissing him off on purpose?
Warnings:  Smut, Breathplay, Kink Meme
My Warnings:  blow jobs, hand jobs

Cold and Wet by penbrydd
In response to this prompt:  jim and spock get caught in the rain.  freezing heavy rain, clinging clothes, drenched hair, and hotter-then-human vulcan skin.
Warnings:  Uh, smut? Vulcan hand!porn?
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kirk, blow jobs

Damaged Goods by Corpus Invictus
Summary/Prompt:  I wanna see a fic in which Spock has a congenital defect or deformity due to his hybrid genetics. Uhura is turned off by what ever it is and dumps Spock. Spock sulks and hates himself until Kirk comes in and saves the day with Epic Reassuring Love Makings. I want emotional depth and details about Spock’s problem and how he deals with it. I want SecretlySmart!Kirk being caring but not mushy.”

This took SO LONG to finish, I cannot even tell you. I really like Uhura so making her dump Spock over something this shallow was difficult, and then the prompt kind of ran away with me for a bit before I could get to the Epic Reassurance part of the prompt. I’m a little unsure of how this one turned out.
My Warnings:  Star Trek XI ‘verse, angsty, hand jobs

Destiny’s Bitch : Deleted Scene by mdevile
Summary: The missing scene after the second meld in Destiny’s Bitch
Warnings:  Mind Meld, orgasm delay/denial, smut
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk

It is not necessary to read the other fic in order to appreciate this one.

A Gentle Nudge by rhaegal
Summary:  A transporter malfunction takes Kirk and Spock to a parallel dimension in which their alternate selves act very oddly indeed.
Universe:
TOS/Reboot crossover
A/N:
Written for the KiScon 2011 zine. Inspired by a very old prompt at [livejournal.com profile] st_xi_kink: Kirk/Spock & Kirk Prime/Spock Prime, “Does he do that thing with his tongue?”
My Warnings: 
mind meld sex thing *laugh*  They didn’t have penetrative sex, but it was a little unclear what exactly happened.  Hot though.  *nods*

“Huh.” So that was another thing Nero had to answer for; he’d deprived them of buttons.

In Tune by heeroluva
Summary:  Jim and Spock enjoy an active sex life despite Spock’s impotence.

Original prompt: “Normal” Sex… For a Vulcan: Spock might not be able to have an erection outside of Pon Farr, but he does feel pleasure normally and his fingers are much more sensitive anyway. Normal nightly sex for Jim and Spock has Kirk being fingered then fisted by his bondmate. This is not something new to them (i.e. most fisting fics) but part of their normal sex routine.

The Spock/Jim/Bones is implied to take place in the future.
Warnings:  Fisting, Sounding, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Sexual Dysfunction, Sex Toys, Dirty Talk, Alien Gender/Sexuality, Alien Biology, Explicit Language, Dom/Sub
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Kirk (clearly)

Not real sure if I see/agree with the dom/sub bit. Meh.

5+1:  I Wanna Hold Your Hand by penbrydd
Warnings: Language, implications
Notes: For a prompt on the crackmeme. Spock’s flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it’s enough to make the Ambassador’s entourage retch. I didn’t quite hit what the OP was asking for, but it’s probably good for a giggle.
My Warnings:  Oblivious!Kirk, cuteness, kissing!

Junkie by naroclie
Prompt: Kirk/Spock. On an away mission, Kirk gets drugged (not sex pollen, just… opiate type) and as Spock is rescuing his high ass, Kirk starts babbling about how Spock totally needs to fuck him and not to give him any of that Pon Farr bullshit (which this Kirk and frankly, no human should know about) because Kirk knows (via mindmeld flashback) that he totally can and he totally already has. Later, Spock confronts Kirk and makes him explain himself. Porn ensues.
Warnings: Drug-use, asphyxiation
My Warnings: Bottom!Kirk

Just Lie Back and Think Of The Federation by ifyouweremine
Summary:  “What are you doing?” said Kirk when Spock started taking off his shirt. (Aliens made them do it!)
Warnings: Fuck-or-die (sort of—but don’t worry, they end up liking it), snark, bottom!Spock, filthynastygood barebacking, wantonness

The Law of Definite Proportions by what_alchemy
Summary:  When captors take their clothes, Jim and Spock struggle with the revelation of Jim’s ambiguous genitalia.
Warnings: Underage (referencing the past), James T. Kirk/Spock, James T. Kirk/OMC, Spock/T’Pring, Spock/T’Pring/Stonn, Stonn/T’Pring, James T. Kirk, Spock, OMCs, T’Pring, Stonn (Star Trek), Double Penetration, Threesome – F/M/M, Gender Related, Intersexuality
My Warnings/Opinion:  Rimming, blow jobs, fingering, Bottom!Spock, anal, Bottom!Kirk, hermaphrodite

Le sigh. I wish authors would actually tag their works with the appropriate words. I mean, compare my tags to this author’s. Personally, I think mine make this a much more enticing fic.  Besides, the double penetration?  Two guys on a girl – so technically double penetration, but since they’re utilizing two holes, I don’t really count it the same way.  Meh.  I didn’t much like that part anyway.

Many Waters by what_alchemy
Summary: Four years after Spock left him, Jim is finally going to get an explanation.
Warnings:  Fisting, Pon Farr, break up (i.e. angst)
My Warnings/Opinion:  Shortest Pon Farr I’ve ever read in my life.  Bottom!Kirk, and a panic attack if I’m  not mistaken (in the beginning).  Okay, so the regular sexytimes stuff is kind of short and glossed over, but the fisting scene is totally awesome.

Need No Words by merkuria
Summary:  Spock finds a way to make Jim forget about bad things.
Warnings:  Breathplay, D/s
My Warnings:  blow jobs, hand jobs

Pissed and Pregnant by jade_dragoness
Summary:  Written for the prompt: Spock is fucking PISSED at Kirk – outright ‘if I didn’t love/respect you so damn much I would kill you DEAD’-pissed – and lets him know in a fit of epic vocal rage. Why? Because how is Spock supposed to do his duties when the captain somehow managed to impregnate his sterile ass?
My Warnings:  Friggin’ hilarious, mpreg, Bottom!Spock (well, implied anyway *snickers)

“Damn it, Jim. I‘m a doctor, not a human shield,” grumbled McCoy.

Poor Impulse Control by ximeria
Summary:  You can’t expect James T. Kirk to control himself 24-7
Warnings:  Porn Battle, Porn, Smut, blow jobs

A Series of Ill-Conceived Experiments by ginandironic
Summary:  Spock’s a mystery, and Jim’s the cat curiosity killed. Vulcan biology is weird.
Warnings:  First time
My Warnings/Opinion:  WIP, purring

Chapters 2 out of 3 are done and smut has not occurred yet! Hm, although I still like the fic, and so I suppose this proves that I’m not just a perv.

Shifts by K’Chaps
Summary: Kirk has trouble sharing.
Rating: NC-17 (I disagree)
My Warnings: Very new bond between Kirk and Spock, angst, self-doubt from Kirk.

Maybe when this was written originally, it could have been considered NC-17, but I’d rate it T now. Maybe a T+ at most (does that exist?).  Body parts are not mentioned, and things are kind of unclear during the so-called action parts.  I think they have sex?  Maybe?  If they did, I may have to add it to the Lube? What Lube? category. Otherwise it’s more along the lines of frottage/mutual masturbation/bond sex?

And yet, it’s sweet.  Nice.  I like it, despite the ambiguity of its action scenes.

Thorough by anonymous
Summary/prompt: Kirk/Spock – Spock fucked raw, sore and filled with Kirk’s come. With Kirk loving it. Rimming and fletching is a total plus as well.
Warnings:  Injury during sex, Pon Farr, Bottom!Spock

Overdone by anonymous
Summary:  Kind of sort of a sequel to another fic I posted recently called “Thorough”, in which Spock goes into Pon Farr and has wild, violent sex with Kirk and bottoms for the first time. Stands on its own, though.
Warnings:  mpreg (but not as annoying as most mpreg fics)

Wherein Kirk Swears That The ‘T’ Does Not Stand For Thickheaded by jade_dragoness
Summary:  Based on the prompt: Spock/Kirk, Spock enters Pon Farr while trapped somewhere with Kirk. Kirk is clueless.  Star Trek XI.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, Pon Farr, Bottom!Kirk, bonding

Het

I very seldom read fics where the authors has changed the gender of one of the main characters.  This next fic may be my only exception to that rule.

Believing Rumors by ArwendeImladris
Summary:  Jamie Kirk is 28, Starfleet’s youngest captain, in love with her first officer – and a virgin. But Spock chooses to believe the rumors of her promiscuity – until a planet that equates virginity with childhood shows him just how wrong he is.
My Warnings/Opinions:  First time, awkward situations *snickers*

This is the only Star Trek fic I have bookmarked on my fanfiction profile.

NCIS – McGee Fics (Slash, Gen etc.)

McGee/Dinozzo/Gibbs

Acting on Impulse – Part 1 by taylorgibbs
Acting on Impulse – Part 2 by taylorgibbs
Summary: When Tony befriends McGee anonymously online, he sets into motion a chain of events that could destroy everything—his job, his relationship with Gibbs, and the trust between his team. A wild impulse could make or break him.
Warnings: slight domination, threesome, clubbing, makeup on boys, Bottom!Dinozzo

Little Boy Found by Precious Pup
Summary: Follows on from Little Boy Lost but can be read seperately. McGee/Gibbs first time. Gibbs seducing McGee.. or the other way around? Stuck in hotel room together. One shot 13 pages
Warnings: slash, light bondage, spanking, Dom/Sub. Mentions of Gibbs/Tony.
My Warnings: Bottom!McGee

Lost Boys by Precious Pup
Summary: Tony who was Gibbs original ‘Lost Boy’ is invited back to Gibbs’s basement to join him and McGee, who has become Gibbs’ new Lost Boy. Several chapters of slash, sex, humor, jealously, fun, fear and games.
Warnings: Bondage, sex toys, Season five spoilers
My Warnings: Bottom!McGee, Bottom!Dinozzo

McGee/Gibbs

Depths of a Smile by lifevolutionary
Summary: He’d called McGee Tim. He was slipping. The tiredness was eroding his filters, letting things past his walls that were better kept firmly out of the light. Abby gets fed up of the unresolved flirting between Gibbs and McGee and gives them a shove in the right direction.
My Warnings/Opinion: Kissing, flirting, sex (but no actually scenes during – aw poo)

The author has this classed as M (Mature), but I wouldn’t put it past Teen.  It is awful cute though.

Jack by Precious Pup
Summary: Gibbs goes to have a drink with a friend at a bar and find himself with a drunk McGee on his hands at the end of the night. very eye opening for him.
Warnings: Pre slash essentially. Humourous one shot
My opinion: – doesn’t really need a beta; more like a good once over by someone other than the author.

Trapped by Enthusiastic Fish
My Summary:  Gibbs and McGee trapped in a basement together following an earthquake.
My Warnings:  Injured!Tim 😦 Gen.

You Better Believe It by Emerald1
Summary:  When Gibbs misspeaks, his lover teaches him a valuable lesson.
Warnings:  PWP, mild bondage
My Warnings:  bottom!Gibbs, dom!Tim

McGee/Dinozzo

Turnabout is Fair Play by my_young_friend
Summary:  McGee has a new toy that he wants to show Tony.
Warnings:  Orgasm Denial, Sex Toys, Double Penetration
My Warnings:  Bottom!Dinozzo

What Happens In The Van, Really Won’t Stay There by my_young_friend
Summary: “Could you, I don’t know, could you whistle or something?” “You want me to put my lips together and blow, Probie?”
Warnings: Implication of semi-public urination
My Warnings: Awkward situations

Criminal Minds – Aaron Hotchner/Spencer Reid

Hmm.  Well, since Rotch is already accounted for, I suppose I should cover Hotch/Reid.  Oh and these are all consensual.  All others are here.

Hotch/Reid

A Kiss Is… by bowie28
Summary:  For a Renaissance man such as Dr. Reid, a kiss can mean a lot of things. *Hotch/Reid slash*
My Warnings:  fluff, nifty concept, angst

A Little Crazy by KoolJack1
Summary:  Slash, you’ve been warned. Post-Corazon On the plane ride home, Reid’s headaches get worse.
My Warnings:  frottage, angst, needs a betaish, WIP, life with Jack

All This Will Pass by recrudescence
Summary:  Written for Ubervirgin for the CM fic exchange. Prompt: Garcia and Prentiss go out and are surprised to find Reid and Hotch on a date…and engaged in heavy PDAs.
Warnings:  Public sex, voyeurism, dirty talk
My Opinion:  Holy.  Friggin’.  Wow.

A Rock and A Hard Place by Rushlight
Summary: Reid and Hotch are kidnapped during the course of an investigation.
My Warnings: Kidnapping, attempted non-con, language, bottom!Reid (i.e. happy ending)

Auld Lang Syne by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Next in the H/R series! After spending Christmas together in Santa Fe, Hotch and Reid are back in Quantico. But they don’t have to go back to work yet. It’s time for the Bureau’s New Years Ball! And the fun that comes after… SLASH!
My Warnings: 
public sex (ish), orgasm delay/denial, bottom!Reid, masturbation, blow jobs, begging (a little)

Behavioral Analysis K9 Unit by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Garcia has a drunken dream involving the team as dogs. Still Reid-centric even though it’s Garcia’s dream. Just something goofy, not to be taken seriously. Just for fun. See if YOU think I matched breeds with the characters well! Warnings:  H/R Fluff

Beyond The . . . by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  Aaron just has to ‘get over it.’ He knows that their relationship isn’t based on sex, but thanks to years of doing what he does for a living, he knows that it plays a pretty damn big part. Sex is about trust.
Rating/Warnings: Oh, so FRAO/NC-17, includes the use of sex toys. Mild d/s. (graphic sexual situations, profanity, adult content)
My Warnings/Opinion:  Masturbation, vulnerable Hotch

Oh god, this was crazy hot.

Broken Pieces by Moony3003
Summary:  Gideon has left, leaving Reid only with a goodbye letter. Feeling shattered and alone, Reid goes to Hotch for answers.
Warning: contains graphic slash. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings:  Technically adultery, given that Hotch is still married; bottom!Reid, first time, angst

Calypso Coffee by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  What happens when Reid lets Morgan pick his drink? Well, Reid is very dominant when drunk.
Warnings:  Includes: Light bondage, Dom!Reid, alcohol use. Rated M for a reason. I own nothing.
My Warnings:  Frottage, anal, Bottom!Hotch (whoo!), first time, blow jobs, orgasm delay/denial, begging (a little)

Chapstick by CMAli 1
Summary:  Sometimes, life requires a salvation. He is Aaron’s.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, PWP

Close by recrudescence
Summary:  No one ever thinks of Reid as being particularly well-adapted, but Aaron believes in giving due credit. He isn’t sure he would be able to serve as a functioning member of society if he were incapable of forgetting.
Warnings:  Kink meme
My Warnings:  Cross dressing, intimate . . . it’s not what you think, either.  *grin*

Conditional Absolution by starofoberon
Summary:  Post-“Omnivore”- in the “Home Demonstration” universe, Hotch comes to ask Reid for the help that only he can give to deal with Aaron’s guilt.
Warnings:  Rated for somewhat graphic physical and psychological violence. NO slash. COMPLETE

Crossfire by Amazanda
Summary:  Slash: Hotch/Reid: The beginning has to start from somewhere. When Hotch looked at Reid, his eyes were opened to the truth around him. Watch as these two agents make it through the first season.
Length:  53K
Rating:  M

Donor by Fabrisse
Summary: Reid’s been kidnapped. Hotch does his best to buy him time for the rest of the team to get there.
Warnings: dub con (for both Hotch and Reid)
My Warnings/Opinion: violence, detective work, eugenics, orgasm with an audience
Rating: E (Explicit)

Dream Distortion by skye-hunter
Summary:  Reid has a dream that he can neither forget nor understand. This is slash with Reid and a male lover…it’s not overly graphic, I don’t think, but I wish to give fair warning
My Warnings:  Dream sex, hot, Bottom!Reid

Early Meeting by PhantomDaae1981
Summary:  Hotch calls Reid into the office for some private adult fun. Inspired by Reid’s statement during the Season 6 finale, when he said it had been three years and eight months since Hotch had called a meeting so early.
Warnings:  Slash, Hotch/Reid. Basically PWP.
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, first time, Bottom!Reid, anal, desk sex

Engendered by SevenCorvus
Summary:  It was all Garcia’s fault he thought.
Warnings:  cross dressing, ficlet, GenSlash, m/m, Preslash, PWP, Romance, sexual references, slash
My Warnings/Opinion:  Lovely mental images.

The Evidence of Things Not Seen by travelinthedark
Summary:  It usually goes like this: they have a bad case, Aaron goes to Spencer’s apartment, Spencer lets Aaron fuck him, Aaron leaves and they don’t talk about it.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid

Falling In Love Is Hard To Do by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  Hotch sings to Reid, a plan Garcia was in on. How does that go over? Slash, rate M for a reason. This is for AhmoseInarus for Chit Chat on Author’s Corner, as a part of the Valentine’s Gift Fic Exchange. Second Version with same prompts.
My Warnings:  Anal, Bottom!Reid, first time

Following a Bright Shiny Thing by travelinthedark
Summary: Wherein Reid feels like 6th grade girl, the girls squee from time to time, and there are little blue drinks.
My Warnings/Opinion: Alcohol, kisses, no details but they do finally get together
Length: 5.5k
Rating: T (Teens and up)

The Great Alphabet Meme Hotch,Reid Version by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary: A series of stories inspired by letters of the alphabet prompts on my LJ. This is the Hotch/Reid set.
My Warnings:  Romance, language, Jack

Illative Illocution by recrudescence
Summary:  Writting for Ubervirgin for the CM fic exchange. Prompt: Reid is finally introduced to Hotch’s brother, Sean, as “the boyfriend.”
My Warnings:  coming out, awkward situations

The Lash by seditionary
Summary:  Continuation of “Without Reid.” Hotch has a B/D relationship with Reid. This is their night together after Reid returns from Vegas.
Warnings:  Contains infliction of pain and m/m sex; slash. Oh, and Reid on a motorcycle.
My Warnings:  blow job, Bottom!Hotch, whip

Lost in the Stacks by travelinthedark
Summary:  “I’m a nerd,” Spencer murmurs against Aaron’s skin, “a library fantasy shouldn’t come as a surprise.”
My Warnings:  PDA

Love Notes by Kathi1C
Summary:  Someone is sending Spencer notes for Valentine’s Day. Written for Seditionary for the Valentine’s Day gift exchange. Note the rating change
My Warnings:  first time, blow jobs, dirty talk

Mile High Inside by seditionary
Summary:  Hotch and Reid join the Mile High Club sex on a plane!
Warnings: 
Slash, sex, naughty words. Another Kink Meme entry.
My Warnings: 
Bottom!Reid, public sex (ish)

Nightmare by AhmoseInarus
Summary: Follows “The Hunted” in the H/R series – Just as the title says, Reid has a nightmare that scares him more than a nightmare has scared him in a LONG time. The team is there to comfort him when he wakes.
Warnings: H/R fluff
Rating: T
My Opinion: Aww.

No Longer Routine by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  In this new relationship he has with Spencer, Aaron can usually predict what’s going to happen next. He likes that aspect, honestly. It gives him a sense of security. But the smile is a change. -SLASH, FRAO. Please read warnings.
Rating/Warnings: FRAO/NC-17 (smut ahoy!, Graphic sex, adult content, profanity)
My Warnings:  blow jobs, masturbation, dom!Reid, fingering

On the Dotted Line by writing2death
Summary:  “What are you doing?” Reid smiles against his neck, “I’m tracing my name,” he says.
My Warnings: chills, short, sweet

Pathetic by meiflower
Summary:  It hurt and it felt good and it was all so pathetic. Set at the end of “LDSK.”
Warnings:  Reid/Hotch masturbation, sexual themes, yaoi (Um, not really)

Pianissimo by morejoyful
Summary:  A case at a music conservatory causes Hotch to see Reid in a whole new light. Written for Criminal Minds kink meme IV; prompt inside.
Warnings:  Graphic sex.
My Warnings: 
Imaginary sex, Bottom!Reid

Quickie by Stacy LA Stronach (slashgirl)
Summary:  PWP and the title sums it up.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, desk sex, blow jobs

Restraint by Stacy LA Stronach (slashgirl)
Summary:  Hotch and Reid in a storage closet.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, voyeur (Gideon – surprised?  Yeah, I’m not either).

Snowbound by Fabrisse
Summary:  During the recent snowstorms in the DC area, Reid has to stay with Hotch.
My Warnings:  life with Jack, mutual masturbation

Snowed In by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  SLASH! Due to a weather advisory warning, Hotch takes a very drunk Reid home with him. They end up trapped in his house all weekend long, holed up in his bedroom by the fireplace. Things happen in that room that neither of them had ever expected.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, first time

Our Secret by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Sequel to Snowed In – SLASH H/R – Just a short story about Hotch and Reid’s relationship continuing to bloom. The pair decide that they would like to wear a symbol of their love and devotion to each other, even if it can never be seen by anyone else.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid

Strawberries and Champagne by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  This is for AhmoseInarus for Chit Chat on Author’s Corner, as a part of the Valentine’s Gift Fic Exchange. This IS SLASH! Hotch decides to take Reid to his house, instead of the other way around for Valentine’s day, but things don’t go as planned.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, Bottom!Reid, a little fluffy

Taking the Lead by Fabrisse
Summary:  While Morgan is recuperating, Hotch and Reid take a case in Eugene, Oregon.  Case fic.
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Hotch, first time, blow job (sort of)

Very small complaint:  I don’t think Aaron would ever use the word “butt” – even if it is a description by the author about a sensation that he is feeling.

Tattered by seditionary
Summary:  A quiet weekend leads to some naughty goings on-and a happy realization-for Spencer and Hotch. Set after “100.” Established relationship.
Warnings: slash, sex, and language! And, fluff. One shot.
My Warnings:  blow jobs

Telephone by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  H/R series,follows Lost In the Shadows-The team goes on a case, but Reid is called to Vegas regarding his mother. Once the issue is resolved, He returns to Quantico, but the team is still on the case and Hotch misses Reid, so he gives him a call… PWP
My Warnings:  Phone sex

Thunderstorm by Moony3003
Summary:  Hotch receives a surprise visit during a thunderstorm.
Warnings: Contains graphic slash. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings:  Reid/OC abusive relationship, domestic violence, Bottom!Reid

Time to Go by Fabrisse
Kink: Sex on furniture
Prompt: He knew he wouldn’t be able to look at his desk ever the same again after what they’d just done, but right then, he didn’t care
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch, blow jobs, desk sex, dom!Reid

Too Close by theLovethief
Summary:  Tonight he’d almost died. And they both knew that it could always happen again. Anywhere, anytime…Set after season 4 finale.
Warnings:  SLASH Hotch/Reid.
My Warnings:  Reid with a backbone!  Hand jobs

Triggers & Ties 1, 2, 3 & 4 by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  It wasn’t fair to Reid to compare to Haley – something Aaron told himself every time they were together – but he found himself unable to stop.
Warnings: ADULT CONTENT. RE-POSTED in chapter format for Parts 1-4.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, depression, finger fucking, bottom!Reid

“Oh sure, I’m sore,” he replied with an expression that could put Morgan’s shit-eating grin to shame. “But I’m sore in that, ‘I fucked Aaron Hotchner until he came screaming my name before he passed out’ kind of sore.” He let out a laugh as he trailed fingers up Aaron’s chest. “I’m good with that.”

Triggers & Ties 8: Eggshells by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  It was an insight about victims that Aaron Hotchner never wanted to have: returning to the living space where one had been brutally attacked.
Warnings:  Hotch/Reid, the BAU ADULT CONTENT
My Warnings:  No sex, angst, stress, PTSD, post Foyet

Triggers & Ties 11: Evolution by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  From the way Aaron leaned forward, crowding into Spencer’s personal space, Spencer knew that things had finally—finally—changed. – Part 11 in the “Triggers & Ties” universe. Slash.
My Warnings: post-Foyet, mutual masturbation, vulnerable Hotch, life with Jack, a little fluff

Trust by Moony3003
Summary:  After putting himself in harm’s way, Reid receives a fitting punishment from his boss.
Warnings:  Rated M. Contains graphic slash and spanking. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, Bottom!Reid

Ultimatums » by Kuria Dalmatia, Collaboration with CMAli!
Summary:  “I’ve already told him, Rossi. This is it. This is the last straw.” For 6 years, Hotch and Reid have kept their relationship quiet. Reid decides it’s been too long.
Warnings:  ADULT CONTENT.
My Warnings:  dom!Reid, pissed off Reid, sex toys, orgasm delay, Bottom!Hotch, dom/sub

Vegas, Baby by Fabrisse
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, blow jobs

Vices by bird and bullet
Summary: 
Aaron Hotchner had always had vices, but he’d never remembered having one quite this strong… Hotch/Reid. now a twoshot! jack fic
My Warnings: 
needs a betaish (just a little), first time, cravings, Bottom!Reid

The Walls Have Eyes by archangeladdict
Summary: Someone’s watching. And two profilers must obey the orders of the allseeing eyes…
My Warnings: Outside coercion, so at first appearance, it’s non-con, but then more like dub-con, and then it’s really rather exhibitionist really and consensual. Bottom!Reid

Who’s With Reid? by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  So, WHO ended up rooming with Reid while they were in Alaska? Here are eight different scenarios of possible answers. Every Reid pairing, just because I wanted to see if I could do it.
Warnings:  Re/H, Re/Ro, Re/P, Re/JJ, Re/Ga, Re/M, Re/Gi, Re/Elle, Threesome DP
My Warnings:  This fic is so wonderfully versatile.  Ch1 is Reid/Hotch.  Hand jobs.  Dom!Reid (ish). 🙂

WORK OUT by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  H/R Series after Lost In the Shadows – The team decides to go to the gym at the FBI Academy to have some fun in the sparring circles. Reid is less than enthusiastic, but he has fun when he and Hotch get home. SLASH
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Reid, PDA

I can’t help but be fond of this one.

Criminal Minds/X-Files Crossover

The Second X File by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  The team is called in on a serial rapist. Once they arrive and see all the evidence, Reid comes to the conclusion that they are dealing with an Incubus. They call in Mulder and Scully, but then Reid becomes a victim…
Warnings:  H/R, R/OMCUnSub non-con
My Opinion:  I’m not exactly sure why I like this one.  Probably has something to do with my past association as an X-phile.

Rating/Warnings: Oh, so FRAO/NC-17, includes the use of sex toys. Mild d/s. (graphic sexual situations, profanity, adult content)

Non-Con, Dub-Con

Just regular, not underage.  Insert your guilt here.  Or don’t.  Like I said, it’s fiction.  It’s better than going out and doing this to real people.

BTW, side note – anyone ever realize how almost everyone on the NCIS team has double letters of some kind in one of their names?  Mallard.  Todd.  Gibbs.  Dinozzo.  Abby.  McGee.  Ho hum.  Just thoughts.

Batman

  • Batman

Batman/Joker

Bound by CayshaGriffin
Summary: Sometimes bad luck for some is good luck for others.
Warnings: Slash, Batman/Joker. Bondage, dub-con, M-rated.
My Warnings/Opinion: Batman’s voice is wrong. Too much yelling. Like when authors make Gibbs talk too much kind of wrong. Also, the author classes this as dub-con, but I say it’s non-con. I wouldn’t list it at all if the sex weren’t so hot.  First time.  Batman is a masochist?  It’d make sense.

Criminal Minds

  • Spencer Reid

Reid/Gideon, Reid/Hotch

UnBreak My Heart by morejoyful
Summary: Written for Criminal Minds kink meme IV: “Hotch wants to know how Reid can be so good at giving blowjobs, and when he forces the answer out of him he doesn’t like the answer. Gideon/Reid dub con or non con.”
Warnings:
  Consensual and graphic non-consensual sex
My Warnings: Blow jobs, Teacher-Student (sort of), Angst *sniffles*

Reid/Hotch

Late Nights by FuchsiasAttic
Summary: Hotch is staying late at the office. He thinks he is alone, so becomes incredibly annoyed when he finds he is not. He unleashes something in himself that he did not expect.
Warnings:
Dub-con/non con, language
My Warnings/Opinion: OOC Hotch (either that or he’s crazy lol), bottom!Reid, begging (lovely lovely begging), blow jobs

Reid/OC, Reid/Hotch

Shelter From Storm by Luna Argenta
Summary: Hotch and Reid are taken captive by a sexual sadist, who takes an interest in Reid. Reid doesn’t want his first sexual encounter to be like that, so he has to ask Hotch for a big favor.
Warnings: SLASH! Reid/Hotch. Non-con Reid/OC.
My Warnings: First time, spit, dirty talk, blood play

Reid/OC

Tribulations by AhmoseInarus
Summary: A case falls into the hands of the BAU, but it turns out that the UnSub was targeting them all along. He has chosen SSA Spencer Reid to pay the price, and now it’s a race against time to save more than just his life…
Warnings:  SLASH Reid/OC UnSub, non-con
Length: 55K

  • Read unedited version of chapter 7 here

Reid/Morgan, OC

How We Survive by Zoi no miko (zoi_no_miko)
Summary:  Reid and Morgan are unwilling participants in an unsub’s twisted games.
Warnings:  dub-con, fuck or die, bondage
My Warnings:  Not bondage really (I mean, Reid is chained up, yeah, but bondage is more than that–at least to me), blow jobs, Bottom!Reid

Misericorde by morejoyful
Summary: Written for Criminal Minds kink meme IV: “Morgan/Reid. Fuck or die. I’d love to read gritty, darkfic where an Unsub forces them to have sex. They are not in love, and do not fall in love during or after.”
Warnings: Graphic non-consensual sex.
My Warnings: Bottom!Reid, spit, angst, unrequited love (Hotch for Reid), fuck or die (I’m adding this as a tag), first time

  • Aaron Hotchner

Hotch/Foyet

Aftermath by Dragonladyk (both of her fics have disappeared from the web. If anyone has an active link, post here, would you?)
Summary: George Foyet will never be the same.
Warnings: Foyet’s POV. Portions of this fic have been heavily borrowed from the writing of actual serial killers and adapted to suit canon staging. Non-con. DARK DARK DARK.

Do Us Part by Dragonladyk
Summary:  Sequel to Aftermath; Foyet twists the knife one, last time.
Warnings: Reference to past non-con. Angst. I’m a sick person.

Changing the Profile by Abydosorphan
Summary: Answer to the CM Kink Meme Prompt – Foyet/Hotch – Rape. *That* scene 😉
Warnings:  Spoilers: Season 5 Ep 01 – Faceless, Nameless
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch

The Deal by ROSSELLA1
Summary:  Foyet chooses to reveal himself as the Reaper in a different way.
Warnings: Rape, violence
My Warnings: kidnapping, handcuffs, sex toys, orgasm delay, object insertion, Bottom!Hotch

Still Here by ROSSELLA1
Summary: What happens when Hotch goes home after Compromising Positions the episode .
Warnings: Angst, Drama, PTSD
My Warnings: Hallucinations, paranoia, Bottom!Hotch

Think of Me by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Foyet attacked Hotch in his apartment. Here’s what they didn’t show on TV. Non-con.
Warnings:  Anal Sex, Sexual Assault, Season 5 spoilers, First Time, Fear, Rare Pairing, Blow Jobs, Implied Stalking, Horror, Missing Scene
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch

Hotch/OC

Now You See Me by lastcrazyhorn
Summary: Hotch is kidnapped and tortured by a mysterious unsub. Will his team find him in time? Or will he have to get himself out? Non-con.
Warnings: Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Gags, Urine, First Time, Slash, Horror, Kidnapping, Season 5 spoilers, Alternate Universe, Bottom!Hotch, Sexual Assault, Forced Orgasm

Rush by empathy_apathy
Summary: The chase stopped being about the UNSUBs the minute they found the girl. It was anger, guilt, and silent self-destruction that threw him into the alley after them–and sent a second chance stumbling in after him. Takes place at a nonspecific date after Gideon’s departure.
Warnings: Language, Violence, Noncon, Slash
My Warnings: Blow jobs, non-con w/ unsub, consensual w/ Reid

Hotch/OC, Reid/OC

Worst Case Scenario by Chloe Winchester
Summary:  Something horrible has happened to Hotch, he just has no idea what it is. With the team just as baffled and trying to find a missing Reid, it becomes a nightmare they all feared, an unsub targeting them.
Warnings:  Hurt!Hotch Hurt!Reid NO SLASH! M for sexual abuse
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, Bottom!Hotch, Object penetration, torture, blow jobs, drugged state, needs a beta ish, and main characters are in first person.

Morgan/Carl Buford

He Could Have Said No by Azara-Rayne18
Summary:  A one-shot and prequel to a story I’m thinking of writing. One the eve of his breakout from jail, Carl Buford thinks about his “relationship” with Derek Morgan.
My Warnings:  References to child abuse; not exactly graphic, but has the potential to squick some.

Doctor Who

  • 8th Doctor

President Rassilon/8th Doctor, President Rassilon/9th Doctor

Only a Northern Song by Roach Patrol
Summary:  A dark and nasty little story from the beginning of the Time War. The Lord President Rassilon seeks to educate his Council on the ill-advised nature of disobedience, and demonstrate the consequences of recklessly, deliberately, and repeatedly engaging in said ill-advised action. The Doctor is just the right men for the job. After all, if you can’t beat them, change them.
My Warnings: Bottom!8th, rare pairing, character death (8th), Bottom!9th

  • 9th Doctor

The Editor/9th Doctor

Headlines by Moon_Blitz
Summary: Intrigued by the Doctor’s sudden appearance on Satellite Five, the Editor decides to investigate further.
Warnings: Non-con
My Warnings: Bottom!9th (I think it’s penetrative, but author is sort of unclear), Needs a beta, rare pairing

  • 11th Doctor

Cyberplanner/11th Doctor/Clara Oswin Oswald

Violation by IrishVampire13
Summary: “Just between you and me…she’s so much better when she’s unwilling.”
Warnings: AU Dark-Scary. Deeply disturbing imagery. Implied rape/gang rape. Implied torture. Mind control. Elements of BDSM. Swearing. Adult rating is the only way to go.

Harry Potter

  • Kingsley Shacklebolt

Kingsley Shacklebolt/Severus Snape

Secret Meetings by teshara
Summary: Kingsley and Severus share an unexpected moment.
Warnings: Slash. Dark!fic. Dubious non-con.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kingsley, auto-erotic asphyxiation, blow jobs, fingering

  • Draco Malfoy

Draco Malfoy/Fenrir Greyback

Alpha and Omega by Musyc
Summary: This pup’s father treated him like a dog. No more, no longer. He is the leader, he is the Alpha, and the boy will learn his place.
Warnings: bloodplay, fear, non-con, AU-Voldemort wins, werewolf, psychological torture
My Warnings/Opinion: bottom!Draco

  • Albus Severus Potter

Albus Potter/Lucius Malfoy

Obsidian, Smoothed Into Knots by Snegurochka
Summary: “It’s a mission, Dad!” said Al. “You’ve always told me that an Auror has to be prepared to play any part, haven’t you?” He glanced at Draco, a smirk dancing at his lips. “So I play whore to the old man for twenty minutes. If it means a break in this case, you’ve got to admit it’s worth it.”
Warnings: NC-17. Lucius/Albus Severus. Implied Draco/Albus Severus. Non-con. Forced voyeurism. Albus is 19. Written for nextgendarkfest. June 2009.
My Warnings: Begging, Bottom!AlPotter, first time, rare pairing

  • Ronald Weasley

Ron Weasley/Bellatrix Lestrange

Care and Feeding by Mad_Maudlin
Summary:  One day he will kill her.
Warnings:  BDSM, dubcon, CBT, object penetration, Felching, Blood Play, Non-Linear Narrative, Dark, Post-War
My Warnings/Opinions: Wow. Bottom!Ron. Nifty concept. Needs a once over to fix formatting (a few words run together here and there), but overall it’s a very wow kind of story.  Oh and it’s also het.  Just in case you hadn’t figured that out yet.

Queen’s Mate by Mad_Maudlin
Summary:  “‘Don’t feel bad, pretty. You never really stood a chance.'”
Warnings:  Dark, dubcon, Cunnilingus, Object Insertion, Mirrors, D/s
My Warnings/Opinion:  Het (more het? ack!), Bottom!Ron, begging

I didn’t put this one on the underage list, because I don’t think he is underage here.  Meh.  At the very least, he’s a teenager and I think this was set somewhere around (or after) the last book.  But I don’t really remember.

  • Hermione Granger

Hermione Granger/Bellatrix Lestrange

Bound by Piro
Summary:  The worst was yet to come.  Set during Deathly Hallows. Slight AU for the events at Malfoy Manor. Bellatrix does not offer Hermione to Greyback, but decides to keep her for herself.
Warnings:  Dark, Angst, Bondage, Torture, Fisting, Fic Exchange
My Warnings: Femme Slash

  • Harry Potter

Bellatrix Lestrange/Harry Potter

The Frailty of Hope by r_grayjoy
Summary:  Bellatrix likes to play with her toys a bit before breaking them. Or, Harry learns something about the nature of hope.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, het, first time

Fenrir Greyback/Harry Potter

Bred by vix_spes
Summary: Harry hates the way that Fenrir treats him and makes him feel. Even worse, he hates that he kind of likes it.
Warnings: Breeding, Knotting, Dirty Talk, Dubious Consent, Derogatory Language, Mpreg (mention of)

  • Sirius Black

Sirius Black/Severus Snape

Taking Advantage by Celandine
Summary:  Sirius has long wanted to pound Severus, and now he has a chance to do so.
Warnings:  dub-con
My Warnings:  Bottom!Sirius

NCIS

  • Tony Dinozzo

Tony Dinozzo/OC

Everyday by Gypsy
Summary: Just when Tony thought it was safe to go back into the water……. mentions of rape/non-con
My Warnings non-con, Violence, darkness, Daddy Gibbs, Bottom!Dinozzo, good fic, but author has a few problems with words–or is it spell check abuse? hmm– (mostly just were and where, suit and suite, minute and minuet etc.).  Thus, needs a beta!
Length: 45K

Chasing Shadows by dustandroses
Summary: Tony searches the basement of an old abandoned apartment building for a snitch/suspect. He has no idea what he’s just stepped into.
Warnings:  Rough sex, horror, smutfic
My Warnings – Definitely Bottom!Dinozzo, but not real sure who topped him.

  • Timothy McGee

Timothy McGee/Captors, McGee/Dinozzo/Gibbs

Never Never Land by Precious Pup
Summary: Gibbs/Tony/Tim established threesome relationship when Tim is taken & held captive. Will the 3 of them be able to deal with the situation or dissolve under weight of the pain? Continues a year after Lost Boys finished (not necessary to read to understand)
Warnings: Non Con, Torture, angst, kidnapping
A note from BurningOrgan – this one is more about the recovery process than anything else
Length: 69K

  • Gibbs

Gibbs/OC, Gibbs/Fornell (consensual)

Silent Misery by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Non-con Gibbs/OC. In a bad situation, Gibbs offers himself in the place of Tony and suffers an unpleasant fate. Established Gibbs/Fornell. Reactions and results in second chapter.
Warnings:  Graphic etc. etc. . . . non con, violence against a major character, anal sex, discussion of bodily fluids, general unpleasantness and discomfort, asphyxiation, blow jobs, established slash relationship (Gibbs/Fornell), coercion . . . bad stuff. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Gibbs, Bottom!Fornell

Pirates of the Caribbean

  • James Norrington

James Norrington/Cutler Beckett

Redeeming a New Beginning by Sat-Isis
Summary:  Cutler Beckett has an emotional breakthrough through James Norrington regarding an old relationship that did not end well.
Warnings:  Dubious consent Beckington at its best.
My Warnings/Opinion:  first time, blow jobs, Bottom!Norrington, dub-con transitioning to non-con

Author needs to learn how to write paragraphs (you’ll see).

Remorse, Revenge and Redemption by Alassenya
Ratings/Warnings: NC-17 overall (sex, violence, rape, torture and abuse of good brandy)
Length: Significant. This link is just to the prologue.

Stargate SG-1

  • Jack O’Neill

Daniel Jackson/Jack O’Neill

Just Another Day at the Office by brainofck
Summary: I [used to] have a terrible block about getting Daniel to top. The entire purpose of this piece of meaningless, worthless smut was to get Daniel to fuck Jack. I think that’s all the plot summary you need. 🙂  Archive warning for rape/non-con is for dubious consent.
Warnings:  Aliens Make Them Do It, Dubious consent
My Warnings:/Opinion:  blow jobs, Bottom!O’Neill, drugged!Jackson, rimming, alien aphrodisiacs (also known as “aliens-made-them-do-it”
Length:  4k

Star Trek

  • James T. Kirk

Kirk/Mirror!McCoy

Corrupt by severinne
Summary: Kirk falls through the looking glass and into the hands of the only person he thought he could trust. Written to a prompt for Mirror!McCoy/Kirk non-con fic from the ISS Enterprise Kink Meme.
Warnings: Rape, Mirror Universe, Medical Kink, Bloodplay, Forced Orgasm
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Kirk, dark – but totally AWESOME and wow.

Foreign Waters by shinychimera and Yeomanrand
Summary: Jim Kirk falls into the brutal Mirror Universe alone, while his psychotic counterpart comes to the Enterprise. Getting them home is the easy part…
Warnings: Mirror Universe, Rape, Rape Recovery, Violence, Knifeplay, Scarification, Doppelganger, Abuse, Scars, Insanity
Length: Just under 18K

Kirk/Alien Tentacles Kirk/Spock

in a new light by hoosierbitch
Summary:  He wanted Spock. But not like this. (Okay, honestly, IT IS TENTACLE PORN. ANGSTY, SMUTTY TENTACLE PORN. THAT IS SECRETLY ALSO A LOVE STORY).
Warnings: 
Aliens Make Them Do It, Tentacles, Mind Control, Pregnancy kink, Porn, Sounding
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk, DP (sort of), fisting, unprepared

It sounds like a bad crack fic.  It’s not.  Although, I will admit that it is somewhat out in left field.  Meh.

  • Leonard “Bones” McCoy

McCoy/Spock

Unnamed by jlm121
Warnings: Dub-con, Aliens Made Them Do It, Bottom!McCoy, spit

  • Spock

Stonn/Spock

Meeting the Other Man by penbrydd
Summary:  For this prompt from the crackmeme:
An old childhood bully is onboard the Enterprise and sees Spock. Noncon ensues, and Spock just takes it. I don’t care if someone finds him after and comforts him, or if someone walks in, or if he just lays there after. I just want Spock to suffer a bit.
Warnings: 
non-con
My Warnings:  Bottom!Spock, forced mind melding

X-Files

  • Fox Mulder

Fox Mulder/Alex Krycek

The Grey Twilight by sherrold
Summary:  Title comes from this: Far better it is to dare mighty things, to win glorious triumphs, even though checkered by failure, than to take rank with those poor spirits who neither enjoy much nor suffer much, because they live in the grey twilight that knows not victory nor defeat.
— Theodore Roosevelt, Speech to the Hamilton Club, April 10, 1899
Warnings:  Blackmail, Objectification, Anal Sex
My Warnings: Bottom!Mulder (did I just give it away?)