I'm sort of picky when it comes to fanfiction.

LOTR Elrond Slash

I haven’t the faintest idea how I got into this genre.  I blame it on the ever elusive elfling!Harry fics.

Clearly, I have an interest in Elrond fics.  Then again, lately I’ve also found myself getting into Erestor/Glorfy.  :)


Happiness, As Promised
Summary: Erestor wishes upon a cookie.
Warnings: Wine, Questionable Lubricant, First Time, Sexual Content, Flirting

Quiet by Snow Glows Blue
Summary: “Lord Elrond?” Erestor asks after everybody else has filed out of the room. Elrond doesn’t respond; he hears the words, but they sit idle in his mind as he tries to make sense of them. “Kitten?” the Councilor repeats, and that gets his attention because only Erestor calls him that, and usually only in bed.
My Warnings: Adorableness, sweetness


Waking by CJK
Summary: Elrond wakes up in a compromising position, and things just happen.
Warnings: This is ElrondGlorfindel slash, do not read if you’re underage, or offended by mm material.
My Warnings: First time (no penetration), blowjob, handjob

White Roses by Geale
Summary:  Where shadowed memories linger, there can also be light. Early morning in Imladris.
Warnings: Elrond/Glorfindel SLASH.
My Warnings: first person, bottom!elrond


Deception by Eressë
Summary: Sometimes, a deception is needed to soothe a weary soul.
Warnings: One-Shot, Implied Unrequited Love, Mildly Dubious Consent
My Warnings: possible penetration, possibly not? unclear – so maybe bottom!Elrond, maybe not.

Examination by Cheysuli (posted by MyCrimsonDawn)
Summary:  Elrond tries to explain something to a fiveyearold Estel, much to Legolas’ amusement.
Warnings: OneShot, Slash.
My Warnings:  bottom!Legolas

Perfect Contradictions by Kevikel
Summary: A scene between Elrond and Legolas
My Warnings: One shot, bottom!Legolas

The Courtship of Elrond (Or How Elrond Had A Plan). by annakas
Summary: Legolas prince of Mirkwood and fierce warrior of Mirkwood is courting Elrond the Lord of Imladris. Elrond definitely has to stop this foolishness.
My Warnings: Bottom!Elrond

Why the Loremaster Sailed by Umeko
Summary: The aftermath of King Elessar and Queen Arwen’s wedding feast, or the crackfic on why the Loremaster sailed.
Warnings: Aragorn/Arwen (het! oh no!), Elrond/Legolas, Thranduil/surprise character, Humor, Consensual, Drunk Sex, Misbehaving elves, crackfic, Awkward Sexual Situations
My Warnings: Bottom!Legolas

Elrond/Melpomaen (Figwit?)

Pleasure from Pain by lotrangel17
Summary: While trying to help a friend Mel is hurt but thankfully Elrond comes to his aid with help and more.
My Warnings: Bottom!Melpomaen


The king’s Tribute by Elrond
Summary: While visiting Mirkwood on a diplomatic trip, Glorfindel has a bit too much wine and has a passionate affair with Thranduil’s elk. The king is not happy and demands “tribute” from Lord Elrond in payment for Glorfindel’s idiotic actions.
Warnings: Slash, Humor, Porn With Plot, Drunken Shenanigans
My Warnings: bottom!elrond, first time

Battlestar Galactica Slash

Recently started watching Battlestar Galactica (2003) with a friend of mine, because the local Blockbuster is finally going out of business.  Mostly done with season 1 and I’ve only just now started wondering about various characters as potential slashy characters.  *grins and rubs hands*  Anywho, I found a few between Colonel Tigh and Commander Adama and thought I’d share.

Tigh and Adama (not slash)

Solitary Acts by tjonesy
Summary:  Boys will be boys.
Warnings:  Masturbation
My Opinion:  Ridiculously funny

William Adama/Saul Tigh

Apogee, Perigee by fragrantwoods
Summary:  Saul had never seen “that” put up in a Triad game before…but he’d win it, for Bill. An unexpected but very welcome weekend ensues. Takes place AU, initially, while Saul and Bill are in the merchant fleet.
Warnings:  Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, Romantic Fluff, Romantic Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Eventual Happy Ending, Porn With Plot

A Quiet Revolution by The_Plaid_Slytherin
Summary:  When the discovery of Earth leaves Bill with the feeling that things couldn’t get any worse, he welcomes a development he can feel good about.
Warnings:  First time, smut
My Warnings:  blow jobs, mutual masturbation

Barometric Pressure by The_Plaid_Slytherin
Summary:  When a storm interrupts Saul’s afternoon by the lake, he and Bill find something to do inside.
Warnings: Smut, Pre-Canon
My Warnings: Bottom!Tigh


Yes, I am devoting one entire post just to one fic. Luckily, this fic can also be considered a resorting fic, so it ties nicely in with the previous post.

Xerosis by Batsutousai
Summary: Harry’s world ends at the hands of those he’d once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry
Warnings: Major Character Death, Alternate Universe, Dark!Harry, evil!Harry, semi-super!Harry, M/M, F/M (references to)
My Warnings/Opinion: Slash (but only in the very mild, most basic form), Ravenclaw!Harry, quasi-Vampire!Harry, time travel
Length: Complete, 135K

As to my opinion, this is one of the few stories (fan-fiction and otherwise) out there that I have ever read multiple times through in one sitting. I think I’ve reread this story at least 10 times now, if not twice that number. I get to the end of it and I go back to chapter 1 to read it again. I like it that much. It’s a do-over fic, but a far more awesome one that any I’ve ever read. For one thing, it’s funny despite a great deal of horror (especially in the beginning). And the relationship between Voldemort and Harry is largely the reason behind that humor. Now, if that’s not unexpected, I’m not sure I know what is.

Anywho. Read it or don’t, but don’t miss out just because my words have failed to properly convey how awesome this fic is.

As hard as it is to find a good, “Harry gets somewhere other than Gryffindor,” fic, it’s even harder to find one that is complete.  So, therefore I included a few that I might not have otherwise, simply because they are not WIPs.

Here’s painless_j’s AU Sorting List, in case you’re interested.

Sorted into Hufflepuff

For Want of a Quill by Veytta
Summary: First Year AU. Alternate Sorting. Ron finds a different compartment to sit in, Harry travels alone to Hogwarts and that small change changes the world in ways big and small. No pairings!
My Warnings: WIP
Length:  40K

Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB
Summary: Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia’s tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
My Warnings: Creative!Harry
Length: 29K, Complete (over 1000 reviews too)
Two sequels (both complete): Harry the Hufflepuff 2 and Harry the Hufflepuff 3 – Harry’s Year Off

The Misplaced Potter by chubby redburn
Summary: AU OOC. A tale in which Dumbledore makes a tiny mistake that changes Harry’s life. COMPLETED
My Warnings/Opinion: Could use a beta, but is still a readable and an enjoyable story.
Length:  47K

The Other Potter by Saelia (dead link, sorry!  As soon as I have a new one, I’ll update this one)
Summary: AU. Lily and James Potter were, as luck would have it, not home the night Voldemort attacked and was vanquished. Thomas Potter became the Boy-Who-Lived. Harry? Left with the Dursleys.
Warnings:  Slytherin- ish !Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore.
My Warnings/Opinion: references of abuse, independent!Harry, twin to Boy-Who-Lived? (not certain), WIP – unfortunately, because it’s a really good fic
Length: 39K

Sorted into Ravenclaw

Accidental Hero, aka The Absentminded Ravenclaw by Nia River
Summary: ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn’t come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
My Warnings/Opinion: Non-Linear progression, Luna/Harry, though it says it’s a WIP, it could be considered complete as is.

Xerosis by Batsutousai
Summary: Harry’s world ends at the hands of those he’d once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry
Warnings: Major Character Death, Alternate Universe, Dark!Harry, evil!Harry, semi-super!Harry, M/M, F/M (references to)
My Warnings/Opinion: Slash (but only in the very mild, most basic form), Ravenclaw!Harry, quasi-Vampire!Harry, completely awesome fic
Length: Complete, 135K

Sorted into Slytherin

A Different Harry, Year One by Shadow Adams
Summary: Harry disappeared from the Dursleys at the age of five. What happens when an independent Slytherin Harry enters the Wizarding World? This is my view of Harry during his first year.
My Warnings/Opinion: WIP, needs a beta (a little sub-par for my usual list of stories I read, but it has a pretty major following, 1000+ reviews and all)
Length:  86K

Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17
Summary: As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House.
Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Alcohol Use, Alternate Universe, Neglect, Profanity, Slytherin Harry, Snape-meets-Dursleys, Violence, Mentor!Snape
My Warnings/Opinions: One of the best Harry is sorted into Slytherin fics currently out there. Completed.
Length: 166K

Breaking Forwards by lastcrazyhorn
Summary: HP&OP. The professors no longer can scare Harry with talk of lost points, detentions or Quidditch suspensions. He’s been beaten down for far too long, and he finally has reached his limit. Severus mentors, maybe guardian. Abuse, non-con, AU, evil!Ron
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Abuse, Sexual Content, Sexual Violence, Sexual Assault, Incest, Dark, Graphic Description, Drugged Sex, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, First Time, Cynical, Resorting, somewhat OOC Ron, Fear, Horror, Bullying, Chan, Explicit, Language, Adoption, Mentor Snape, Guardian Snape, Book 5: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
My Warnings/Opinion:  Complete
Length:  114K

Elective Affinities by Caecelia
Summary: It’s 1976, and a strange new transfer student is about to turn Severus Snape’s life on its head . . .
Warnings: Time-Travel, EWE, Slytherin!Harry, SSHP slash
My Warnings/Opinion: Really interesting and I wish they’d bloody well finish already. WIP
Length: 90K

Harveste Addams and the Sorcerer’s Stone by kyaru-chan
Summary: A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn’t it?
My Warnings/Opinion: Wonderful story. I liked it so much. Surprisingly enough, it only has around 200 reviews and that’s a shame. We should do something about that. Crossover with The Addams Family, Harry (pronounce Harry like the “Har” in “Hard” or “Harvest” as opposed to “Hairy”) is a also a crossdresser.  His friends are:  Hermione, Draco and Blaise (the male version, thank god).  In addition, there is Professor Snape and even he doesn’t know how to react to Harveste Addams. Much fun.
Length:  7k, Complete

Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan
Summary:  Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well…
Length:  8k, Complete

Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan
Summary:  A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren’t talking about Uncle Fester?
Length:  18k, Complete

Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan
Summary:  Let’s have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Length:  36k, Complete

Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan
Summary:  There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Length:  89k, Complete

Harvest Addams and the Halfblood Prince by kyaru-chan
Summary:  Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don’t forget the jam, darlings.
Length: 18k, WIP (*sad face*) – last updated 11-08-11

In Plain Sight by melissophobia
Summary:  When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry’s id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin. Au after book 5. Beta’d by Graenr!
My Warnings:  Resorting fic, Slytherin!Harry, very dreamlike in some ways, WIP
Length:  84K

Letters: The Year With The Stone by TwilightRamblings
Summary: When Harry Potter received his letter for Hogwarts, he hardly expected his cousin, Dudley, to receive one as well. And how will Professor Snape react to a Slytherin Harry? In answer to a challenge from Potions and Snitches.
Warnings: Child abuse
My Warnings/Opinion: Magic!Dudley, WIP
Length: 200K+

Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17
Summary: Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn’t quite who they expected.
Warning: female Blaise.
My Warnings/Opinion: Mentions of underage sex (consensual), I am amused by this story, one-shot

Paradise Lost  by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue
Summary: With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter’s life changes completely.
Warnings: Eventual Tom Riddle/Harry Potter
My Warnings: WIP
Length: 96K

Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave
Summary: Harry’s brother Connor is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry has devoted himself to protecting him—by being ordinary. But certain people aren’t content to let Harry hide in the shadows.
Warnings: AU, eventual HP/DM slash, (very) Slytherin!Harry.
Length: 81K, COMPLETE

Slytherin Saviours by Ariande
Summary: 6th Year, Harry gets a shock. All 5th & 6th year students are being resorted. Yup, another resorting but different. Can Harry save the Slytherins? More Important,can Slytherins save Harry? NOT a Dark!Harry tale
Warnings: Snape!Mentor
My Warnings/Opinion: Abuse, WIP
Length:  28K

What Should Have Been by Catherine or Cate
Summary: Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy – it’s going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. So much better me thinks.
Warnings: Alternate Universe. HPDG
My Warnings: WIP, could use a beta, author needs to learn more about showing vs. telling
Length: 48K


Apprentice by Fallen Shadowed Angel
Summary: Harry James Potter has always been anything but normal. Why should Hogwarts be any different? The Sorting Hat brings back an age-old tradition for the special little boy: Apprenticeship.
Warnings: CP (Corporal Punishment), mentor-father/son relationship, mentions of past of abuse/neglect
My Warnings: WIP
Length:  21K

Big Bang Theory

Without access to a TV or a lot of free time on my hands, I only manage to catch Big Bang Theory episodes in a non-consecutive fashion.  That said, not a whole lot of people write fic in this genre, and only a few do it well.  Of course, that’s normal across the board for fanfiction, but in this particular case, the numbers are surprisingly low.

For example, as of June 2012, Fanfiction.net had just over 2K in BBT stories.  By comparison, there were over 20K stories in the Criminal Minds fandom, and 30K in NCIS.  And these are both considered small numbers by TV Tropes, especially once you think of the HP fandom; which has nearly 600K stories on FF.net alone.

Anywho.  Currently my ship preference is Leonard/Sheldon, but that might change in the future.  I don’t really ship anyone on the show, but these next fics are just too good to pass up.

Leonard H./Sheldon C.

The Tea and Sympathy Alternative by concupiscence66
Summary: Leonard is moping and Sheldon does some research on the internet. Hard core smut, hard core Sheldon being Sheldon.
Warnings: First time
My Warnings: Bottom!Leonard

This Side of Paradise by concupiscence66
Summary: Sheldon gets dosed with a powerful aphrodisiac created in Amy’s lab and Leonard has to help him… get it out of his system
My Warnings/Opinion: The equivalent of sex pollen in the BBT world. Whoo! Bottom!Leonard

I’ve been stuck on a reading trend for the past week or so; Star Trek fics where somehow one of the boys becomes a daddy.  And I do mean somehow.  I’ve mostly been reading mpreg, which is a definite surprise for me, considering how much I usually dislike it.  Well, seriously, some fandoms just need to stay away from mpreg (Criminal Minds anyone?).

These are mostly from the Star Trek reboot universe, I think.  Pretty sure.  Not positive.


All the Beautiful Things by lallyloo
Summary: Spock has a fetish for pregnant women which he keeps a deeply-hidden and shameful secret. When they discover Jim is pregnant, Spock realizes that his fetish extends to pregnant men, especially his pregnant bondmate. Spock, however, is determined to keep his interest a secret from Jim.
Warnings: mpreg
My Warnings/Opinion: Pregnant!Kirk/Bottom!Kirk, angst, fetish

Cradled by Stars by ligeia
Summary:  Things had become complicated for Kirk and Spock, and become even more complicated when Kirk becomes pregnant.
Warnings: mpreg

Families by amerasu1013 (amerasu_1013)
Summary:  (Sequel to “Jim Kirk, Coitus Interrupter” and “Jim Kirk, Relationship Genius”.)  Kirk is oversharing, again. Bones suffers, again. Spock is pregnant and bossy. And still wants sex. Then there’s fluff.
fluff, mpreg, angst
My Warnings/Opinion:  Friggin’ hilarious; one doesn’t need to read previous stories to understand this one.

Parturiency by MelayneSeahawk
Summary:  Spock’s pregnant with Jim’s child, and the trouble was only just beginning.
Warnings:  mpreg
My Warnings:  Bottom!Spock/pregnant!Spock, kidnapping

Pissed and Pregnant by jade_dragoness
Summary:  Written for the prompt: Spock is fucking PISSED at Kirk – outright ‘if I didn’t love/respect you so damn much I would kill you DEAD’-pissed – and lets him know in a fit of epic vocal rage. Why? Because how is Spock supposed to do his duties when the captain somehow managed to impregnate his sterile ass?
My Warnings:  Friggin’ hilarious, mpreg, Bottom!Spock (well, implied anyway *snickers)

“Damn it, Jim. I‘m a doctor, not a human shield,” grumbled McCoy.

Second Chances by Rae
Summary: She had wanted better for Jim. She had wanted him to have what she had had with George.
Warnings: Family, Kid Fic, Mpreg, Established Relationship, Angst, POV Outsider
My Warnings/Opinion: This is the 5th of a series, but this is by far my favorite.

Untitled mpreg ficlet by tahariel
Summary: From the prompt on the STXI Kink Meme: Spock is pregnant and Kirk can’t keep his hands off him, in and out of bed.
Warnings: mpreg
My Warnings/Opinion: pregnant!Spock

Spock/McCoy, Spock/Uhura (fun with time lines)

For a Pocket Full of Mumbles (such are promises) by lds
Summary:  McCoy makes a deal with an advanced race of aliens visiting on the Enterprise, one that doesn’t quite work out the way he expected. Nor the quite way aliens meant it to either.
Warnings:  mpreg
My Warnings:  time line changes, memory repression, bottom!McCoy/pregnant!McCoy
Length:  33k, complete


Baby Girl by Mir
Summary: Sarek bonds with his new granddaughter.
Warnings: mpreg, fluff, family
My Warnings/Opinion: Very sweet little fic. Pregant!McCoy


Great Expectations by seanchaidh
My Warnings/Opinion: Part 1 of 3. Very cute. Sweet. Short. Pregnant!Bones

The Coming of the Stork by seanchaidh
Summary:  The baby’s half-Kirk; of course the delivery will be early.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Part 2 of 3.

Bicycles and Unicorns by seanchaidh
Summary:  It’s the first time Joanna’s been home in a while, and someone’s very happy to see her.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Part 3 of 3.  My favorite of the series.


The Lovesong of Jim + Mike by chaletian
Summary:  Jim gets it on with psychic blue lint. Of course.
Warnings:  mpreg, crack, original character, alien sex

I recently got into reading Jack O’Neill/Daniel Jackson fics.  It’s the only pairing I can really stand for the moment, so that’s probably all I’m going to rec.  :) Funny how that works.

Coming Clean by Paian
Summary:  Motel shower sex before The Big Event.
Warnings:   Post-Series, Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Anal Play, Anal Sex, Rimming, Shower Sex, Hotel Sex  Wordcount: 1.000-3.000, Fingerfucking, Hand Jobs

First Contact by Paian
Summary: Some aliens-make-them altar porn and angst.
Warnings: Aliens Make Them Do It, Alien Planet, Off-World, First Time, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Angst, Wordcount: 1.000-3.000, Community: fic_promptly
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Jackson, sensory deprivation

Follow Through by Paian
Summary:  Aliens make them do it sometime in Season 5, and what happens after.
5000-10000 Words, Aliens Make Them Do It, Blow Job, offworld, Romance, Season/Series 05, Alien Planet, Oral Sex, Sexual Tension, Resolved Sexual Tension, Alien Culture , First Time, Foreskin Play
My Warnings/Opinion:  And this is why I like Paian . . . she? he? includes warnings for stuff that actually happens lol
Length:  almost 7k

In the Room by Paian
Summary: Same premise as Mechanisms of Restraint — Jack is framed for a sex crime, Daniel talks the authorities into letting him carry out the mirror-punishment sentence — but in this one they talk about it first.
Warnings:  5000-10000 Words, Aliens Make Them Do It, Bondage, First Time, Graphic Sex, Anal Sex
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!O’Neill
Length: almost 7k

Jump Start by Paian
Summary: Even the aliens didn’t expect this to happen.
Warnings: Dubious Consent, Aliens Make Them Do It, 5000-10000 Words, First Time, Hand Job, offworld, Season/Series 05, Cliche, Community: jackdanielpromptfic, Fuck Or Die, Alien Planet, Alien Technology

Just Another Day at the Office by brainofck
Summary: I [used to] have a terrible block about getting Daniel to top. The entire purpose of this piece of meaningless, worthless smut was to get Daniel to fuck Jack. I think that’s all the plot summary you need. :)  Archive warning for rape/non-con is for dubious consent.
Warnings:  Aliens Make Them Do It, Dubious consent
My Warnings:/Opinion:  blow jobs, Bottom!O’Neill, drugged!Jackson, rimming, alien aphrodisiacs (also known as “aliens-made-them-do-it”)
Length:  4k

One Perfect Moment by jdjunkie
Summary:  There’s a moment, a single moment when they make love, that Jack waits for.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Daniel, honeymoon

Reaction Control by Paian
Summary: Jack and Daniel crammed up close in an escape pod.
Warnings: Angst, Action/Adventure, Community: jackdanielpromptfic, First Time, Frottage, Romance, Sexual Tension, 1000-5000 Words, Alien Planet, Spaceships, Off-World, Tight Spaces, Coming Out, Resolved Sexual Tension, Space Battle

Walls Have Ears by jdjunkie
Summary:  People are having sex, Daniel’s fascinated, Jack wants to sleep.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Accidental voyeurism (aural only), masturbation
Length:  almost 1k

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