Different Sorting/Resorting

As hard as it is to find a good, “Harry gets somewhere other than Gryffindor,” fic, it’s even harder to find one that is complete.  So, therefore I included a few that I might not have otherwise, simply because they are not WIPs.

Here’s painless_j’s AU Sorting List, in case you’re interested.

Sorted into Hufflepuff

For Want of a Quill by Veytta
Summary: First Year AU. Alternate Sorting. Ron finds a different compartment to sit in, Harry travels alone to Hogwarts and that small change changes the world in ways big and small. No pairings!
My Warnings: WIP
Length:  40K

Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB
Summary: Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia’s tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
My Warnings: Creative!Harry
Length: 29K, Complete (over 1000 reviews too)
Two sequels (both complete): Harry the Hufflepuff 2 and Harry the Hufflepuff 3 – Harry’s Year Off

The Misplaced Potter by chubby redburn
Summary: AU OOC. A tale in which Dumbledore makes a tiny mistake that changes Harry’s life. COMPLETED
My Warnings/Opinion: Could use a beta, but is still a readable and an enjoyable story.
Length:  47K

The Other Potter by Saelia (dead link, sorry!  As soon as I have a new one, I’ll update this one)
Summary: AU. Lily and James Potter were, as luck would have it, not home the night Voldemort attacked and was vanquished. Thomas Potter became the Boy-Who-Lived. Harry? Left with the Dursleys.
Warnings:  Slytherin- ish !Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore.
My Warnings/Opinion: references of abuse, independent!Harry, twin to Boy-Who-Lived? (not certain), WIP – unfortunately, because it’s a really good fic
Length: 39K

Sorted into Ravenclaw

Accidental Hero, aka The Absentminded Ravenclaw by Nia River
Summary: ON HOLD. Freaky connections aside, does anyone else think it strange that Harry survived a Killing Curse with little more damage than a scar? Well, what if he hadn’t come through so unscathed? And what if the other damage was more mental than physical?
My Warnings/Opinion: Non-Linear progression, Luna/Harry, though it says it’s a WIP, it could be considered complete as is.

Xerosis by Batsutousai
Summary: Harry’s world ends at the hands of those he’d once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry
Warnings: Major Character Death, Alternate Universe, Dark!Harry, evil!Harry, semi-super!Harry, M/M, F/M (references to)
My Warnings/Opinion: Slash (but only in the very mild, most basic form), Ravenclaw!Harry, quasi-Vampire!Harry, completely awesome fic
Length: Complete, 135K

Sorted into Slytherin

A Different Harry, Year One by Shadow Adams
Summary: Harry disappeared from the Dursleys at the age of five. What happens when an independent Slytherin Harry enters the Wizarding World? This is my view of Harry during his first year.
My Warnings/Opinion: WIP, needs a beta (a little sub-par for my usual list of stories I read, but it has a pretty major following, 1000+ reviews and all)
Length:  86K

Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17
Summary: As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House.
Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Alcohol Use, Alternate Universe, Neglect, Profanity, Slytherin Harry, Snape-meets-Dursleys, Violence, Mentor!Snape
My Warnings/Opinions: One of the best Harry is sorted into Slytherin fics currently out there. Completed.
Length: 166K

Breaking Forwards by lastcrazyhorn
Summary: HP&OP. The professors no longer can scare Harry with talk of lost points, detentions or Quidditch suspensions. He’s been beaten down for far too long, and he finally has reached his limit. Severus mentors, maybe guardian. Abuse, non-con, AU, evil!Ron
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con, Underage, Abuse, Sexual Content, Sexual Violence, Sexual Assault, Incest, Dark, Graphic Description, Drugged Sex, Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, First Time, Cynical, Resorting, somewhat OOC Ron, Fear, Horror, Bullying, Chan, Explicit, Language, Adoption, Mentor Snape, Guardian Snape, Book 5: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
My Warnings/Opinion:  Complete
Length:  114K

Elective Affinities by Caecelia
Summary: It’s 1976, and a strange new transfer student is about to turn Severus Snape’s life on its head . . .
Warnings: Time-Travel, EWE, Slytherin!Harry, SSHP slash
My Warnings/Opinion: Really interesting and I wish they’d bloody well finish already. WIP
Length: 90K

Harveste Addams and the Sorcerer’s Stone by kyaru-chan
Summary: A little death can change so much. Delightful, isn’t it?
My Warnings/Opinion: Wonderful story. I liked it so much. Surprisingly enough, it only has around 200 reviews and that’s a shame. We should do something about that. Crossover with The Addams Family, Harry (pronounce Harry like the “Har” in “Hard” or “Harvest” as opposed to “Hairy”) is a also a crossdresser.  His friends are:  Hermione, Draco and Blaise (the male version, thank god).  In addition, there is Professor Snape and even he doesn’t know how to react to Harveste Addams. Much fun.
Length:  7k, Complete

Harveste Addams and the Chamber of Secrets by kyaru-chan
Summary:  Parselmouths, the Chamber and Lockhart. Well, well, well…
Length:  8k, Complete

Harveste Addams and the Prisoner of Azkaban by kyaru-chan
Summary:  A madman has escaped from prison? Are you sure you aren’t talking about Uncle Fester?
Length:  18k, Complete

Harveste Addams and the Goblet of Fire by kyaru-chan
Summary:  Let’s have a little FUN this year, shall we?
Length:  36k, Complete

Harveste Addams and the Order of the Phoenix by kyaru-chan
Summary:  There are three roads a growing witch or wizard can take. The first two are well-trodden. But this year, the world better get ready, because when the dark moon rises, the third path comes alive.
Length:  89k, Complete

Harvest Addams and the Halfblood Prince by kyaru-chan
Summary:  Deception, disorder, distraction and devotion. Don’t forget the jam, darlings.
Length: 18k, WIP (*sad face*) – last updated 11-08-11

In Plain Sight by melissophobia
Summary:  When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry’s id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin. Au after book 5. Beta’d by Graenr!
My Warnings:  Resorting fic, Slytherin!Harry, very dreamlike in some ways, WIP
Length:  84K

Letters: The Year With The Stone by TwilightRamblings
Summary: When Harry Potter received his letter for Hogwarts, he hardly expected his cousin, Dudley, to receive one as well. And how will Professor Snape react to a Slytherin Harry? In answer to a challenge from Potions and Snitches.
Warnings: Child abuse
My Warnings/Opinion: Magic!Dudley, WIP
Length: 200K+

Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17
Summary: Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn’t quite who they expected.
Warning: female Blaise.
My Warnings/Opinion: Mentions of underage sex (consensual), I am amused by this story, one-shot

Paradise Lost  by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue
Summary: With one question posed to the Sorting Hat, Harry Potter’s life changes completely.
Warnings: Eventual Tom Riddle/Harry Potter
My Warnings: WIP
Length: 96K

Saving Connor by Lightning on the Wave
Summary: Harry’s brother Connor is the Boy-Who-Lived, and Harry has devoted himself to protecting him—by being ordinary. But certain people aren’t content to let Harry hide in the shadows.
Warnings: AU, eventual HP/DM slash, (very) Slytherin!Harry.
Length: 81K, COMPLETE

Slytherin Saviours by Ariande
Summary: 6th Year, Harry gets a shock. All 5th & 6th year students are being resorted. Yup, another resorting but different. Can Harry save the Slytherins? More Important,can Slytherins save Harry? NOT a Dark!Harry tale
Warnings: Snape!Mentor
My Warnings/Opinion: Abuse, WIP
Length:  28K

What Should Have Been by Catherine or Cate
Summary: Slytherin! Harry Potter, Neville Longbottom, Hermione Granger, Daphne Greengrass, Draco Malfoy – it’s going to be the Famous Five not the Gryffindor Trio. So much better me thinks.
Warnings: Alternate Universe. HPDG
My Warnings: WIP, could use a beta, author needs to learn more about showing vs. telling
Length: 48K

Apprenticed

Apprentice by Fallen Shadowed Angel
Summary: Harry James Potter has always been anything but normal. Why should Hogwarts be any different? The Sorting Hat brings back an age-old tradition for the special little boy: Apprenticeship.
Warnings: CP (Corporal Punishment), mentor-father/son relationship, mentions of past of abuse/neglect
My Warnings: WIP
Length:  21K

Rossi/Reid Pairings

I’m separating out the Rossi/Reid pairings from my Rossi – Other Pairings post because I’ve got enough of them now to make their own post.

Rossi/Reid

And the Walls Came Tumbling Down by ilovetvalot
Summary:  When Reid receives an unexpected Christmas phone call from his father, can Rossi help him over come his demons to concentrate on what’s important? Mild Slash.

Blame Emily by Dysperdis
Summary: Reid/Rossi PWP. “Really, I blame Prentiss for this entire situation.”
My Warnings: Needs a beta, PWP, hand job, first person

Daddy Dave by seditionary
Summary:  During an intimate moment, Rossi asks Reid to call him “Daddy.” Kink Meme entry.
Warnings:  Slash, sex, language, bottom!Reid, Daddy kink
Rating:  M

The Effect of Pink Panty Droppers on Dyed-In-The-Wool Nerds by innerslytherin and severity_softly
Summary: Sometimes Spencer didn’t stay to drink with Dave when the team wound up at the Auld Dubliner. But sometimes, like tonight, he did.
Rating: NC-17, FRAO
My Warnings: Blow jobs, fingering, Virgin!Reid (he’s still a virgin at the end, drat! Well, at least in terms of having a cock up his ass lol)

Guy Walks Into A Bar by darkhawkhealer
Summary: A guy walks into a bar. Smut ensues.
My Warnings: D/s, Bottom!Reid, blow jobs

The Late Night Confession by ilovetvalot
Summary: Written for Prompt #6 of TV Prompt Challenge: Spongebob Squarepants “Night Light”. In the depths of night, Reid confides one of his greatest fears to an unlikely source.

Leader of the Army, AKA F is for Family by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  When Diana Reid dies, Dave finds himself in charge of funeral arrangements. SLASH, ONE-SHOT. Established relationship. Part of the Alphabet Meme 2 Challenge.
Rating: M
My opinion:  Total awesomeness

Rossi’s Desire by 68luvcarter
Summary:  Rossi finds more than he bargained for when he has a pool party. Trying something a little different.

Shattered Wounds by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  Set during the Hypnosis scene in Memoriam. Reid sees something about his past that terrifies him. Who’s the one there to pick up the pieces? The legendary David Rossi. Slight slash, nothing too bad, though.

When the Heart Decides by peagoose6
Summary:  David Rossi returns to the BAU and finds romance where he leasts expects it. Rated M for later chapters. SLASH Gets Lemony after chapter 65, hot lemons scattered throughout.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, masturbation, wet dreams, first time, eventual sex?  This fic had over 165K when I first posted it here (June 2011) and it wasn’t done yet; so who knows?
My Opinion: Author is moving ridiculously slowly in developing the relationship.  Seriously, anal sex is not that complex.

Who’s With Reid? by lastcrazyhorn
Summary: So, WHO ended up rooming with Reid while they were in Alaska? Here are eight different scenarios of possible answers. Every Reid pairing, just because I wanted to see if I could do it. Re/H, Re/Ro, Re/P, Re/JJ, Re/Ga, Re/M, Re/Gi, Re/Elle, Threesome DP
Warnings: Anal Sex, First Time, Non Consensual, Dubious Consent, Dream Sex, Double Penetration, Blow Jobs, Het and Slash, Missing Scene, Nightmares, Hand Jobs, Mutual Masturbation, Threesome – M/M/M

Chapter 2 is Reid/Rossi, and then chapter 8 is Reid/Rossi/Hotch.

“What did you just call me?” by Anonymous
My Warnings: Daddy kink

Gen (i.e. Not Slash)

Well, most of links are devoted to slash and occasionally het (*laugh*), but so far I haven’t touched on gen much.  That’s because I don’t read a whole lot of it.  And since I’m not sure that I have enough for different fandom posts, I’m currently putting it all together.

Criminal Minds

Emily, Garcia, Hotch, JJ, Morgan, Reid, Rossi

5 Mandatory Events at the FBI Regional Training Seminar by travelinthedark
Summary:  “Hey guys!” Jeff’s voice is just as upbeat as it was when he was telling the entire conference room about the wonders of community stewardship and his volunteer work as a ‘Big Brother.’ It’s also just as loud, and Hotch wonders if the guy realizes he doesn’t have to shout at people who are less than five feet away from him. “Are you ready to come up and add your ideas to the aspirations board?”
Warnings:  Humor, 5 things
My Warnings/Opinion:  All right, so there is an underlying Hotch/Reid relationship going on, but it’s not exactly the focus.

Emily, Garcia, Hotch, JJ, Morgan, Reid, Rossi, Strauss

A Bad Combination by Arcadya
Summary: TV Prompt Challenge. The team are ordered to attend a FBI event. They try to entertain themselves with varying results.
My Opinion:  Extreme amusement

Elle, Emily, Garcia, Gideon, Henry, Hotch, JJ, Morgan, Reid, Rossi, Strauss, Will

Behavioral Analysis K9 Unit by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Garcia has a drunken dream involving the team as dogs. Still Reid-centric even though it’s Garcia’s dream. Just something goofy, not to be taken seriously. Just for fun. See if YOU think I matched breeds with the characters well! Warnings:  H/R Fluff
My Opinion:  Cute enough to be listed on my site in two different spots.  So what if it’s H/R fluff?  So very very mild.

Hotch, Reid, OC, and to a lesser degree, Morgan and Rossi

Blackjack by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary: Aaron isn’t sure what is worse: being held hostage naked in a basement while being subjected to beatings, or having Spencer dissect his failed marriage in horrifying detail.
Warnings:  ADULT CONTENT. REPOSTED with new chapter breaks. Hotch-Reid friendship. FRM, R (profanity, graphic violence, adult content, torture, profanity, mention of child abuse, frank discussion of bodily functions)
My Warnings:  Blindfolded, loss of bowel control, hallucinations, kidnapping

Reid (for the most part)

Fall by rogueandkurt
Summary: As the other members of the BAU filed in, Reid nursed a cup of coffee and wondered how much further there was to fall.
Warnings:  Oneshot. ReidCentric. Season 2 Spoilers. Rated for drug use

Hotch, Gideon, Reid

Fathers by rogueandkurt
Summary:  At some point, Hotch and Gideon had become the fathers of their team. And fathers were supposed to protect their children.
Warnings:  Oneshot. Hotch perspective, ReidCentric. Season 2 spoilers. Rated for drug references.
My Warnings:  Overdose.

NCIS

McGee, Dinozzo, David, Abby, Gibbs, Ducky, Vance

Cold Comfort by Emerald
Summary: My first story for my h/c bingo card. Nothing long and fancy, just some warm fuzzies.
My Warnings: Hurt/comfort, sick!Tim, fluffy, Papa!Gibbs

McGee, Fornell, Gibbs, and pretty much everyone else – lol – Vance era

Echoes of Goodbye by Emerald
Summary: When tragedy strikes and an agent is unable to turn to his team, he turns to the one other person he trusts to help him. Written for Our Favorite FBI Agent challenge and the Drugs challenge
My Warnings/Opinion:  Angst, Injured!Tim, trust, pseudo families, and one extremely cute little girl.

It’s kind of like Rick Shelley’s “Return to Camerein” meets Stephen King’s “The Stand.”  *laugh*  But more.
Length:  60K

McGee, DiNozzo, Gibbs

Testing Courage by Annie
My Warnings:  Injured McGee and DiNozzo.  One shot.  I wish the author had written just a little more.  One glaringly obvious typo.

Daddy Snape, Mentor, Adoptive Father, Severitus etc.

I admit it.  I have a weakness for Daddy Snape; especially if he’s Daddy Snape to little Harry.  It’s just so cute.  Some authors are pretty good at writing them as father – son.  On the other hand, some authors make me wonder if they’ve ever seen a child, let alone been around one.  When I write kids, I write with my inner child at the forefront of my mind; staring out at everything, wide eyed in wonder.

It seems to work–at least according to the reviewers of those stories.

Hmm, I may have to split this list via WIPs and Completes.  Geez.

Apprentice by Fallen Shadowed Angel
Summary:  Harry James Potter has always been anything but normal. Why should Hogwarts be any different? The Sorting Hat brings back an age-old tradition for the special little boy: Apprenticeship.
Warnings:  AU Year One- mentor, CP (i.e. Corporal Punishment)
Length:  22K, WIP

Believe by Victory-Starr
Summary:  It’s Christmas Eve and little Harry has many requests, but none of them are for Santa.
My Opinion:  Aww.

The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville
Summary:  AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well.
Warnings:  T for Mentor Snape’s occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Length:  222K, Complete

Bleeding Clown by parselslyth
Summary:  Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape.
Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Length:  61K, WIP

Blessed Curse by HpFanficFan
Summary:  COMPLETE. Harry’s defeat of Voldemort came at a price. The consequences will change Harry’s life forever; for him it will be a blessing. For the snarky potions master, however, it has become what he calls a curse. Severitus. Revised
My Opinion:  Actions speak louder than words.

Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Length:  236K, Complete

The Greatest Gift by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Harry writes a letter to Severus trying to express how grateful he is that Severus adopted him and gave him a home and family. Just a little fic I wrote for Father’s Day. Set in the Broken Wings AU!

Burnt by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Warnings:  Slytherin Harry, Physical Disability, Abuse, Minor Violence, runaway, Neglect,  Alternate Universe, Deaf Character, Sign Language, Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
My Opinion I like this one.
Length: 104K, Complete

Cherokee Camp by grugster
Summary:  After two weeks of torture by Death Eaters, Draco and Harry have to find a way to cope with all their memories. Severus, as their guardian, tries to help and spends some time with them at a therapy camp in the USA. Draco/Harry friendship
Length:  191K, WIP

Common Ground by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Harry hides in the library on Halloween, trying to escape his dreadful memories of Lily’s death. No one else seems to remember or care that he lost everything that night. He is found by Snape . . .and also a troll. WINNER-BEST HALLOWEEN STORY at P&S!
Length:  17K, Complete

The Cupboard by enahma
Summary:  After Sirius’s death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
My Opinion:  Not one to miss.  Good story.

The Definition of Home by oliver.snape
Summary:  Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape’s Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Warnings:  Guardian/Adoption fic.
My Opinion:  This is one of my top favorites.
Length:  80K, Complete

The Definition of Family by oliver.snape
Summary:  Sequel to the Definition of Home. Now back at Hogwarts, Harry balances school and his home life as he prepares to face Voldemort and learns to trust Snape’s guidance. Along the way they both learn that family also means support.
Length:  92K, Complete

the photo album by oliver.snape
Summary:  This is an epilogue of The Definition series. It’s basically little scenes that didn’t make it into the series, presented as photographic short stories. There is no set timeline, some are from times in the story, and some are after it finished.

Depths of Darkness by Kirsti-Lee
Summary:  Dumbledore has organised Harry’s life so that he is forced into Gryffindor. What will happen when Harry rocks the boat?
My Warnings: Slytherin!Harry
Length:  31K, Complete

Digging for the Bones by paganaidd
Summary:  Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination.
Warnings:  Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis.
My Opinion:  A good ‘un.  Complete.
Length: 212K

Equilibrium by Twinheart
Summary:  AU Snape.mentors.Harry fic. When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions.
Warnings: implications of : child neglect, abuse, manipulative Dumbledore, sedition. Not Canon.
Length:  74K, Complete

Faith by Dragongirl16
Summary:  COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works!
Warnings:  PreOotP AU! SLASH
My Warnings/Opinion:  Graphic violence, Lupin/Black, resorting fic, Snape/LMalfoy, crazy Weasleys, Neville/Blaise

This is a really great story.
Length:  338K

Family Night by Celebony
Summary:  As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he’ll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
My Opinion:  I bawl every time I read this one.
Length:  32K

Finding a Family by hestiaA1
Summary:  AU – What if Severus had been able to overcome Harry’s resemblance to James? What if Harry weren’t the only Griffyndor with Slytherin traits? …Snape ends up mentoring the Golden Trio. Contains corporal punishment, not abuse. Several sequels now posted.
Length:  45K, Complete

Flashback by Dream Painter
Summary:  Locking Harry in the broom closet was the catalyst that unlocked a whole flurry of issues that young Harry and Severus must now begin to work through… together.
Length:  12K, Complete

For Duty and Honor by Bratling
Summary:  During Occulmency lessons in OOtP, Snape notices something… off in Harry’s memories. Eventual SnapeadoptsHarry story. Nonslash, AU. Gen fic, no pairings. Does not take into account HBP.
Length:  58K, WIP

Forget Me Not by Sa-kun
Summary:  Everyone seems to have forgotten that the Boy Who Lived exists. Harry’s friends don’t remember who he is. Harry tries to hold on to reality as he knows it, while trying to come to terms with who he is. He finds Snape as an unexpected ally. 6th year AU.
My Opinion:  Really good one to keep your eye on.
Length:  97K, WIP

Fox Tale by Sita Z
Summary: Lucius Malfoy enjoys his family traditions. Severus Snape is stuck with the unpleasant task of rescuing the victims. Until one night a captured boy surprises him…
Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Alcohol Use, Child fic, Kidnapped, Neglect, Violence
My Warnings/Opinion:  Terror and sweetness all rolled into one.  One of my new favorite fics by one of my favorite authors
Length:  8k (It’s a two-shot)

Fourteen Fathoms by Vain
Summary:  Repost – Snape discovers something disturbing about Harry and acts . . . like Snape. Complete.
My Warnings:  Dursleys abuse Harry.  Snape reacts.  Snape meets Dursleys.  Muahahaha.

But this cannot be allowed to continue. As amusing as you find the image of Potter beneath a herd of stampeding hippogriffs, he’s your student. Your student. And no one ever, ever does anything like this to one of your students. Ever.

Freaks Aren’t Allowed by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  After nearly freezing to death outside his relative’s home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn’t over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge’s problems aren’t limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Warnings:  Child Abuse, Kid Fic, Fluff, Nightmares, Animagus, Adoption, Time Travel, Ghost!Lily, Ghost!James, Cute, Alternate Universe
My Warnings/Opinion: Awww.  Daddy Snape.
Length:  44K, Complete

Not A Freak by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Okay, you’ve convinced me. Sequel to Freaks Aren’t Allowed. This is a series of one shots designed to fill in some of the blanks between Harry’s first year with Snape and his first year at Hogwarts.
Warnings:  Childfic. Fluff.
Length:  12K, WIP

fresh and calm by h0use-m0use
Summary:  AU. Wanting to be left alone, Harry neglects to visit the Hospital Wing after he is hit by the rogue bludger, and is caught by Snape…

Goodnight, Twerp by SweetlyDesolated
Summary:  AU year 5, A night spent in the Potions Professor’s rooms in the castle of Hogwarts passes quite calmly, even under the circumstances of who lives there. No Slash. One shot. Follows ‘My Hero,’ so read that first.
My Opinion:  You don’t have to read the other story first.  *sniffles*

The Guiltless by kilara25
Summary:  Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
My Warnings: Needs a beta.
Length:  26K, Complete

Harry Potter and the Night Before Christmas by Mord-Sith Rahl
Summary:  Harry and Severus spend their first Night Before Christmas together as family.
Warnings:  NonSLASH. Does not take HBP or DH into account.
My Opinion:  *sniffles*  Daddy Snape.

Harry Potter’s Second Chance by etherian
Summary:  Voldemort is dead, and so are quite a few others. Harry’s back at the Dursleys & depressed. A potion changed everything. Snape adopts Harry. Canon more or less up to the end of GoF, after that AU.
My Opinion:  Etherian kicks arse, and therefore, by default, so do her stories.

Second Chance: Take Two by etherian
Summary:  Harry de-aged himself to age 6 after killing Voldemort. Snape adopted him in order to give him a happy childhood. Albus is dying.
Warnings:  AU, canon up to end of PoA. Sequel to Harry Potter’s Second Chance. COMPLETE. The sequel is The Death Eater & The Rat.
Length:  232K

Second Chance: The Journal of Harry Potter by etherian
Summary:  A kind of pre-quel to HP’s Second Chance & Second Chance Take Two. This is the journal that Snape found after rescuing a de-aged Harry. The journal includes notes made by Snape.
My Opinion:  This whole series makes me sniffle.

Harry’s First Detention by kbinnz
Summary:  AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled “Harry’s New Home”.

Harry’s New Home by kbinnz
Summary:  One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well… Or was it? AU, sequel to “Harry’s First Detention”. OVER A MILLION HITS!

Harry’s Last Hope by teachersnape64
Summary:  The summer following Sirius death, Harry is filled with guilt. Snape helps him prepare for the battle of his life against Voldemort! Over 1,ooo,ooo hits! Harry rocks! Not a Severitus but close.
Length:  247K, Complete

Harry’s Sheepy Advent’s Calendar by Healer Pomfrey
Summary:  On the first of December, seven-year-old Harry decides to run away from the Dursleys’. This story accompanies him until Christmas. Will he be able to find a new and better home until then? A daily Advent’s calendar story.
Warnings:  AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry.
My Warnings:  Needs a beta ish.
Length:  31K, Complete

His Boy by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Just a short drabble about Severus’s newly adopted son, Harry Potter. It can either be read as part of my story, “A Means of Survival,” or it can be read on its own. I purposely made the style a bit ambiguous for that very reason. During HP & COS.
Warnings:  drabble, adoption, AU, Neglect

In Plain Sight by melissophobia
Summary:  When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry’s id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin. Au after book 5. Beta’d by Graenr!
My Warnings:  Resorting fic, Slytherin!Harry
Length:  84K, WIP

Jamie Snape and the Chamber of Secrets by Original Dark Angel
Summary:  AU CoS. Dobby never stopped the mail and as a result, Severus Snape has to rescue our hero from Privet Drive. The only way to keep him safe requires an Unusual Adoption.
Warnings:  Abuse via Dursleys
My Opinion:  It’s a good one.  I’m rather fond of this story.
Length:  55K, Complete

The Last Gift by Keina Snape
Summary:  TRANSLATIONHarry receives a very special gift for his 16th birthday, which quickly comes in handy when things get really bad at Privet Drive this summer.But when he finds refuge at Snape’s,everything starts to get complicated..
Warnings:  No slash, guardian fic
My Warnings:  Torture
Length:  449K, WIP

Learning to Love by GoldenPhoenix 12
Summary:  When Three year old Harry Potter is taken to the hospital, the Dursley’s find out some unsettling news. Not wanting to take care of the child, he is left at the hospital, and then sent to an orphanage. Will the Wizarding world find Harry? Who will rescu
Length:  15K, Complete

Letter to Santa by Aceia
Summary:  Harry was told by the Dursleys he was unworthy of Christmas. After he is rescued from them when he is seven, how does Severus cope with his insecurities?
Warnings:  Severus mentor/adoption fic, no slash

Letters: The Year With the Stone by WildKat2007
Summary:  When Harry Potter received his letter for Hogwarts, he hardly expected his cousin, Dudley, to receive one as well. And how will Professor Snape react to a Slytherin Harry? In answer to a challenge from Potions and Snitches.
My Warnings:  Slytherin!Harry, Wizard Dudley
Length:  228K, Complete

Lost Boys by Bil
Summary:  AU. Perhaps it was the whimper that broke through the boy’s fear, the evidence that Severus was as human and broken as he. SS, HP. Oneshot.
My Warnings:  Pre-Hogwarts, torture

Miles To Go Before I Sleep by Malora
Summary:  Hedwig is injured, and must seek help for Harry. An answer to the “Burnt Hedwig to the Rescue” challenge on potionsandsnitches: “Hedwig is tossed onto a bonfire with Harry’s other belongings, but she manages to barely escape.”
My Opinion:  Somewhat bittersweet.  Harry is Hedwig’s boy, not the other way around.  Last line made me tear up.
Length:  3K

The Naked Truth by chrmisha
Summary:  What happens when Snape comes upon a heavily warded compartment on the Hogwarts Express containing two students—one of whom is naked. Includes HP, SS, and LL. *COMPLETE*
My Opinion:  I love Luna.

Nobody Cared by etherian
Summary:  11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived.
Warnings:  AU, manipulative!callous!Dumbledore, DE’s, Voldy, but no Horcruxs.
My Warnings/Opinion: Slytherin!Harry, Daddy Snape

This is the fic to read.  This is how I wish the first book had really been written
Length:  365K, Complete (only missing the epilogue)

The November 9th Letters by oliver.snape
Summary:  Every year Harry Potter writes a letter to his second son, who is growing up surrounded by friends and family, new and old.
Warnings:  Mentor!Snape, not epilogue compliant, happy and light.
My Opinion:  Good.

The Other Potter by Saelia
Summary:  AU. Lily and James Potter were, as luck would have it, not home the night Voldemort attacked and was vanquished. Thomas Potter became the Boy-Who-Lived. Harry? Left with the Dursleys.
Warnings:  Slytherin- ish !Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Length:  41K, WIP

Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren
Summary:   Harry found out he’s Snape’s son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he’s dodging Snape’s suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Warnings:  HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU.
Length:  211K, Complete

The Pride of a Snake by MiDNiGHT-MoRPHiNE
Summary:  Complete: A Severitus Challenge. Enough said? Look for sequel in the New Year.
Length:  43K

Reading the Signs by goldencompass
Summary: Harry is hurt and loses his voice. Will Snape help him find it? Not slash.
My Warnings: Fluff
Length:  49K, Complete

Filling the Void by goldencompass
Summary:  Sometimes getting what you want is terrifying. Can Severus and Harry manage after the roller coaster that was first year? Sequel to Reading the Signs.
Length:  41K, WIP

Realizations by BloodRedEnd
Summary:  Things only get worse for Harry as summer begins. Abused by his relatives, he is saved by an unlikely person, and finds out something that could change his life forever.
Warnings:  Severitus fic.
Length:  62K, Complete

Resonance by GreenGecko
Summary:  Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Length:  501K, Complete

Running Away by Bil
Summary:  AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG.  AU of Philosopher’s Stone. This may or may not be DH compliant in its way (I’ve only read DH once so I’ve forgotten most of it). And I would like to point out that it was not my idea to have Hermione in this, but she wouldn’t leave.
My Opinion:  Aw.  Really worth the time to read.  One-shot.

Season of Warmth by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Just before Christmas,Harry hears the basilisk and thinks he’s going mad. He flees into a blizzard and is followed by Snape. Trapped by the storm, they hide in a cave. Will they survive to celebrate Christmas?
Warnings:  Sick!Harry & sick!Severus. AU, COS, mentorSev
Length:  97K, Complete

Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio
Summary:  Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Length:  138K, Complete

Serum by Plumbum
Summary:  An unusual epidemic breaks out inflicting children and adults alike. Harry Potter appears to be resistant to the disease, and his blood may carry the cure for all.
Warnings:  Snape mentors Harry NOT-SLASH.
Length:  27K, WIP

ThE SeVeRuS SnApE FaN cLuB by Lady Lianna Kari
Summary:  Harry gets tired of Snape making digs at his fame, so he decides to get even.
Warnings:  Not a Slash. References of abuse.
My Opinion:  Cute.
Length:  11K, WIP

Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn
Summary: What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape’s not sure, but he thinks it’s likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Warnings: Child Abuse, Brain Injury, Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, Counselling sessions, Slytherin Harry, Slytherin Hermione, Gender Issues, Neglect, Abusive Dursleys, Alternate Universe, Autism Spectrum, Transgender
My Warnings/Opinion: Daddy Snape.  Walks the fine line between cute and serious.
Length: 130K, WIP (still being updated)

Skin Deep by Vingilot
Summary: Harry and his friends create a new type of magic embodied in Harry’s tattoos to keep him protected from his uncle. When the new magic works Harry is removed to Hogwarts where Dumbledore finally tells him the truth.
Warnings: Severitus. Written PreHBP HarryBill
My Warnings/Opinion: References of abuse and rape (incest), evil!Dumbledore, powerful!Harry, smart!Harry, slash (Bill/Harry). Really good fic. Intriguing and it draws you in completely. Needs to be checked by a Brit and has a couple of typos, but nothing particularly major.
Length: 231K, not marked as complete, but is for all intents and purposes.

Slave Child by Kristen Hudson
Summary:  A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus. AU from the end of OotP.
Length:  263K, WIP

Slytherin Savior by SilentStardust
Summary:  Chapter 11 up! Please R&R! Harry Potter goes to his first year at Hogwarts and is sorted into Slytherin! He becomes best friends with Draco Malfoy, finds a new father in Snape, and learns to stand up for himself in what he considers to be his new home.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Slytherin!Harry

Author writes too slowly.  11 chapters in 4 years?  Jeebus.  I still like the story though.
Length:  29K, WIP

Slytherin Saviours by Ariande
Summary:  Renamed! Easier Search.6th Year, Harry gets a shock. All 5th & 6th year students are being resorted. Yup, another resorting but different. Can Harry save the Slytherins? More Important,can Slytherins save Harry? NOT a Dark!Harry tale.
Warnings:  Snape!Mentor
My Warnings:  Resorting fic, abuse
Length:  28K, WIP

Snape’s Invisible Friend by teacherbev
Summary:  Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn’t telling and no one can see him but Snape.
Warnings:  No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Abuse, Powerful!Harry, Harry renamed

Major favorite.
Length:  61K, Complete

Stolen Emerald by dinasamirs
Summary:  Snape had loved Lilly. Now Lilly was gone – but not toally. A little tyke with large emerald eyes was still there. All what Snape had to do was steal him.
Warnings:  **Warning: Story contains spanking.**
My Warnings:  Could use a beta (if nothing else, just to get the spelling of Lily correct . . .”  WIP

Stronger Than Hope by Alaunatar
Summary:  AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him.
Warnings:  Eventual Snape as Harry’s guardian story. COMPLETE
Length:  162K

There’s More Room In A Broken Heart by Severus redeemed
Summary:  Harry is almost 9 when he is rescued & taken to Hogwarts by Severus Snape. Despite his intentions to have nothing more to do with the child, Snape finds himself unable to resist Lily’s child, as they both discover that broken hearts can hold more love.
Length:  43K, WIP

To Have and To Hold by ObsessiveCompulsiveforhp
Summary:  When Poppy has finally had enough, Hogwarts undergoes a drastic search and rescue procedure, and secrets are revealed. The aftermath finds Harry bare and exposed, and searching for something to hold.

To Make It All Ok by Bonomania
Summary:  When Harry goes back to school the year after Sirius dies, the unlikeliest of people start noticing a change in him.
Warnings:  Mentions of child abuse, Dursleys, Draco and more brushes with death.
Length:  31K, WIP

To Shape and Change by Blueowl
Summary:  AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley.
Length:  232K, Complete

True Confessions by Bratling
Summary:  An answer to Potions and Snitches’ Abused Harry challenge and Severitus’s challenge. Secrets are sometimes meant to be shared, and sharing those secrets can sometimes change lives.
Length:  15K, Complete

Tug by Emerald-Leaves
Summary:  Harry has an accident, and guess who has to look after him? Why none other than Severus Snape, of course!
Length:  57K, Complete

Unbuttoned by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Harry doesn’t know exactly what’s happening, but something isn’t right between him and Professor Lupin, and he’s determined to find out why. Will Snape be able to help?
Warnings:  Abuse, implied non-con, AU, HP&PA, minor character death, fluff, mentors, adoption, teacher-student relationship
Length:  64K, WIP

Unjust Fear by Laurenke1
Summary:  Having managed to find the courage to ask for his book back from Professor Snape, Harry learns that there is a reason everybody fears the Potions Master but can one first year see through his mask of fear to see a teacher he can confide in? AU warning
Length:  113K, WIP

Vows by Zarathustra46
Summary:  Severitus taking place between first and second year. Vernon loses it after Dobby drops the cake and he discovers Harry isn’t supposed to do magic at home. Now complete.
Warnings:  Chapters 8 – 11 contain strong language and details child abuse/rape.
Length:  117K, Complete

Walk the Shadows by jharad17
Summary:  AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy’s son?
Warnings:  Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Length:  112K, Complete

What Do We Do Now by momma-dar
Summary:  How different would Harry be if he was taken from the Dursley’s when he was 5 and raised by his real father, Severus Snape, and the rest of the Hogwarts staff. And what is the surprise that they get after they bring Harry home. Complete!
Length:  32K

When the World Stands Still by Sentimental Star
Summary:  **COMPLETE** AU. Tensions are running high in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Everyone who knows anything knows something is about to happen. And it is in the midst of this that two unlikely people find a little more than a common ground…
Length:  12K

Where Do I Go From Here? by The Ivory Raven
Summary:  After a difficult summer, Harry returns to Hogwarts and keeps his homelife a secret. But the new DADA professor leaves him with an even bigger secret to hide. How will he cope, and what does Snape have to do with it all? Warnings: abuse, cutting, depression
Length:  76K, WIP

Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v
Summary:  When Snape is called to the Dursleys’ by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape’s background.
Length:  72K, Complete

Star Trek – Spock/Kirk

Spocky Spock Spock Spock.  I like Spock.  Probably because he reminds me a bit of Snape.  Heh.

Spock/Kirk

Anatomy by nishi_shinji
My Summary/Warnings:  kink meme, awkward situations; basically, Spock goes to McCoy after figuring out he is gay and asks for advice.

Bang a Gong by waketosleep
Summary:  The chronicles of the Sad Bastards Club (Enterprise Chapter).
Warnings:  Pon Farr, Romantic Comedy, Shenanigans, Abject Silliness, Mission Fic, Star Trek Big Bang Challenge
My Warnings:  Bottom!Spock, Bottom!Kirk (well, implied), frickin’ hilarious

Blood is the Life by penbrydd
Warnings: Dub-con, bloodplay
My Warnings: Bottom!Kirk, kinda uck if you’re not into this sort of thing, but oddly sensual too.

Both Hands On The Throttle by Ywain Penbrydd (penbrydd)
Summary:  Sometimes Spock throttles the hell out of his captain, but only when the captain really deserves it. But, what if Kirk’s pissing him off on purpose?
Warnings:  Smut, Breathplay, Kink Meme
My Warnings:  blow jobs, hand jobs

Cold and Wet by penbrydd
In response to this prompt:  jim and spock get caught in the rain.  freezing heavy rain, clinging clothes, drenched hair, and hotter-then-human vulcan skin.
Warnings:  Uh, smut? Vulcan hand!porn?
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kirk, blow jobs

Damaged Goods by Corpus Invictus
Summary/Prompt:  I wanna see a fic in which Spock has a congenital defect or deformity due to his hybrid genetics. Uhura is turned off by what ever it is and dumps Spock. Spock sulks and hates himself until Kirk comes in and saves the day with Epic Reassuring Love Makings. I want emotional depth and details about Spock’s problem and how he deals with it. I want SecretlySmart!Kirk being caring but not mushy.”

This took SO LONG to finish, I cannot even tell you. I really like Uhura so making her dump Spock over something this shallow was difficult, and then the prompt kind of ran away with me for a bit before I could get to the Epic Reassurance part of the prompt. I’m a little unsure of how this one turned out.
My Warnings:  Star Trek XI ‘verse, angsty, hand jobs

Destiny’s Bitch : Deleted Scene by mdevile
Summary: The missing scene after the second meld in Destiny’s Bitch
Warnings:  Mind Meld, orgasm delay/denial, smut
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk

It is not necessary to read the other fic in order to appreciate this one.

A Gentle Nudge by rhaegal
Summary:  A transporter malfunction takes Kirk and Spock to a parallel dimension in which their alternate selves act very oddly indeed.
Universe: TOS/Reboot crossover
A/N: Written for the KiScon 2011 zine. Inspired by a very old prompt at st_xi_kink: Kirk/Spock & Kirk Prime/Spock Prime, “Does he do that thing with his tongue?”
My Warnings:  mind meld sex thing *laugh*  They didn’t have penetrative sex, but it was a little unclear what exactly happened.  Hot though.  *nods*

“Huh.” So that was another thing Nero had to answer for; he’d deprived them of buttons.

In Tune by heeroluva
Summary:  Jim and Spock enjoy an active sex life despite Spock’s impotence.

Original prompt: “Normal” Sex… For a Vulcan: Spock might not be able to have an erection outside of Pon Farr, but he does feel pleasure normally and his fingers are much more sensitive anyway. Normal nightly sex for Jim and Spock has Kirk being fingered then fisted by his bondmate. This is not something new to them (i.e. most fisting fics) but part of their normal sex routine.

The Spock/Jim/Bones is implied to take place in the future.
Warnings:  Fisting, Sounding, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Sexual Dysfunction, Sex Toys, Dirty Talk, Alien Gender/Sexuality, Alien Biology, Explicit Language, Dom/Sub
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Kirk (clearly)

Not real sure if I see/agree with the dom/sub bit. Meh.

5+1:  I Wanna Hold Your Hand by penbrydd
Warnings: Language, implications
Notes: For a prompt on the crackmeme. Spock’s flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it’s enough to make the Ambassador’s entourage retch. I didn’t quite hit what the OP was asking for, but it’s probably good for a giggle.
My Warnings:  Oblivious!Kirk, cuteness, kissing!

Junkie by naroclie
Prompt: Kirk/Spock. On an away mission, Kirk gets drugged (not sex pollen, just… opiate type) and as Spock is rescuing his high ass, Kirk starts babbling about how Spock totally needs to fuck him and not to give him any of that Pon Farr bullshit (which this Kirk and frankly, no human should know about) because Kirk knows (via mindmeld flashback) that he totally can and he totally already has. Later, Spock confronts Kirk and makes him explain himself. Porn ensues.
Warnings: Drug-use, asphyxiation
My Warnings: Bottom!Kirk

Just Lie Back and Think Of The Federation by ifyouweremine
Summary:  “What are you doing?” said Kirk when Spock started taking off his shirt. (Aliens made them do it!)
Warnings: Fuck-or-die (sort of—but don’t worry, they end up liking it), snark, bottom!Spock, filthynastygood barebacking, wantonness

The Law of Definite Proportions by what_alchemy
Summary:  When captors take their clothes, Jim and Spock struggle with the revelation of Jim’s ambiguous genitalia.
Warnings: Underage (referencing the past), James T. Kirk/Spock, James T. Kirk/OMC, Spock/T’Pring, Spock/T’Pring/Stonn, Stonn/T’Pring, James T. Kirk, Spock, OMCs, T’Pring, Stonn (Star Trek), Double Penetration, Threesome – F/M/M, Gender Related, Intersexuality
My Warnings/Opinion:  Rimming, blow jobs, fingering, Bottom!Spock, anal, Bottom!Kirk, hermaphrodite

Le sigh. I wish authors would actually tag their works with the appropriate words. I mean, compare my tags to this author’s. Personally, I think mine make this a much more enticing fic.  Besides, the double penetration?  Two guys on a girl – so technically double penetration, but since they’re utilizing two holes, I don’t really count it the same way.  Meh.  I didn’t much like that part anyway.

Many Waters by what_alchemy
Summary: Four years after Spock left him, Jim is finally going to get an explanation.
Warnings:  Fisting, Pon Farr, break up (i.e. angst)
My Warnings/Opinion:  Shortest Pon Farr I’ve ever read in my life.  Bottom!Kirk, and a panic attack if I’m  not mistaken (in the beginning).  Okay, so the regular sexytimes stuff is kind of short and glossed over, but the fisting scene is totally awesome.

Need No Words by merkuria
Summary:  Spock finds a way to make Jim forget about bad things.
Warnings:  Breathplay, D/s
My Warnings:  blow jobs, hand jobs

Pissed and Pregnant by jade_dragoness
Summary:  Written for the prompt: Spock is fucking PISSED at Kirk – outright ‘if I didn’t love/respect you so damn much I would kill you DEAD’-pissed – and lets him know in a fit of epic vocal rage. Why? Because how is Spock supposed to do his duties when the captain somehow managed to impregnate his sterile ass?
My Warnings:  Friggin’ hilarious, mpreg, Bottom!Spock (well, implied anyway *snickers)

“Damn it, Jim. I‘m a doctor, not a human shield,” grumbled McCoy.

Poor Impulse Control by ximeria
Summary:  You can’t expect James T. Kirk to control himself 24-7
Warnings:  Porn Battle, Porn, Smut, blow jobs

A Series of Ill-Conceived Experiments by ginandironic
Summary:  Spock’s a mystery, and Jim’s the cat curiosity killed. Vulcan biology is weird.
Warnings:  First time
My Warnings/Opinion:  WIP, purring

Chapters 2 out of 3 are done and smut has not occurred yet! Hm, although I still like the fic, and so I suppose this proves that I’m not just a perv.

Shifts by K’Chaps
Summary: Kirk has trouble sharing.
Rating: NC-17 (I disagree)
My Warnings: Very new bond between Kirk and Spock, angst, self-doubt from Kirk.

Maybe when this was written originally, it could have been considered NC-17, but I’d rate it T now. Maybe a T+ at most (does that exist?).  Body parts are not mentioned, and things are kind of unclear during the so-called action parts.  I think they have sex?  Maybe?  If they did, I may have to add it to the Lube? What Lube? category. Otherwise it’s more along the lines of frottage/mutual masturbation/bond sex?

And yet, it’s sweet.  Nice.  I like it, despite the ambiguity of its action scenes.

Thorough by anonymous
Summary/prompt: Kirk/Spock – Spock fucked raw, sore and filled with Kirk’s come. With Kirk loving it. Rimming and fletching is a total plus as well.
Warnings:  Injury during sex, Pon Farr, Bottom!Spock

Overdone by anonymous
Summary:  Kind of sort of a sequel to another fic I posted recently called “Thorough”, in which Spock goes into Pon Farr and has wild, violent sex with Kirk and bottoms for the first time. Stands on its own, though.
Warnings:  mpreg (but not as annoying as most mpreg fics)

Wherein Kirk Swears That The ‘T’ Does Not Stand For Thickheaded by jade_dragoness
Summary:  Based on the prompt: Spock/Kirk, Spock enters Pon Farr while trapped somewhere with Kirk. Kirk is clueless.  Star Trek XI.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, Pon Farr, Bottom!Kirk, bonding

Het

I very seldom read fics where the authors has changed the gender of one of the main characters.  This next fic may be my only exception to that rule.

Believing Rumors by ArwendeImladris
Summary:  Jamie Kirk is 28, Starfleet’s youngest captain, in love with her first officer – and a virgin. But Spock chooses to believe the rumors of her promiscuity – until a planet that equates virginity with childhood shows him just how wrong he is.
My Warnings/Opinions:  First time, awkward situations *snickers*

This is the only Star Trek fic I have bookmarked on my fanfiction profile.

Batman ‘Verse – Other Pairings

Batman/Robin and Batman/Nightwing pairings are here.  I think every slash pairing on this post could qualify under “rare,” but who knows.  Oh, except maybe the Batman/Superman ones.

I suppose that a lot of these are technically crossovers between the comic ‘verse and toon ‘verse and the Justice League . . . blah.  I don’t really care.

• Batman

Batman paired with the Green Lantern.  Does that qualify as a rare pairing?  Maybe. If rare pairing is equal to being “ridiculously hard to find,” then I’d say it qualifies.

Which Green Lantern is listed here?  The John Stewart one, unless noted otherwise.

Batman/Green Lantern

Power Lines by Te
Summary:  It’s not a relationship.
Ratings Note: NC-17.
My Warnings:  Bottom!GreenLantern, blow jobs, rare pairing

Batman/Flash (Wally West)

If Batman/Green Lantern pairings are ridiculously hard to find, then Batman/Flash pairings are only slightly better.  I think authors enjoy putting these two together if only because they are complete and utter opposites.

And in this moment by Te
Summary:  Wally’s got a visitor.
Ratings Note:  NC-17. So very, very NC-17.
My Warnings:  Gee, where should I start . . .  rare pairing, blow jobs/hand jobs, first time, rimming, Bottom!Flash (multiple orgasms?).  Um.  That’s mostly it.

Point Proven by Jazyrha
Summary:  Wally has a point to prove.
Warnings: Bondage, Restraints, Humour, Banter, Mild Language, Sexual Content
My Warnings:  Bottom!Flash

Possibility by Te
Summary:  Wally tries hard.  Batman doesn’t.
Ratings Note: NC-17.
Author’s Note: Never in my life did I think I’d write this pairing.   I’ve *mocked* this pairing. I know better now.
My Warnings:  hand job, literal darkness, first time, rare pairing.  Also, this is the first of a three part series.  I don’t much like the ones after (not b/c they aren’t good, but b/c they aren’t my thing).

Date Night is the next fic, and In the hollows of his love comes after that.

same grim giving, The by shrift
Summary/Warning:  Sex pollen
My Warnings:  Hand jobs, Bottom!Flash, sort of dub-con, but not really . . . you’ll see.

This Fever, Spreading by Te
Summary: Wally knows he shouldn’t.
Ratings Note/Warning: NC-17. Possible disturbing content.
My Warnings: Finger fucking, blow jobs

Threats and Promises by laceymcbain
Summary:  Bruce had said if Wally didn’t come back, he’d come and get him. It wasn’t a threat. It was a promise.
Warnings:  Shower sex, angst, established relationship (it’s part 6 of a series – but not really necessary to read others unless you want to . . .)
My Warnings:  Finger fucking, blow jobs

Trespass not on his solitude by shrift
Summary: “You shouldn’t be here,” Batman says.
Warnings:  First Time, Hot Tub, justice league (animated)
My Warnings: Bottom!Flash

Batman/Gordan/Harvey Dent – from Nolan movies

Men on the Chessboard by jane_potter
Summary:  In the end, everything is very simple: Bruce is the legend, Harvey is the lion, and Jim is the law; and if this is the sum of them, then they are nothing if not with each other. This thing between them– whatever it is– has bound them together for years, and all that’s really certain is that both Gotham and they are better for it.
Warnings:  Threesome – M/M/M, Blow Jobs, Dirty Talk, Explicit Language, Explicit Sexual Content, Chess, Blindfolds
My Opinion/Warnings: Bottom!Dent. Rare Pairing (at least with all three of them).  They know his secret identity and Dent is still Dent.

Batman/Superman

Hell or High Water by Azurine
Summary: “I told you not to touch it.”
Warnings: Aliens-Make-Them-Do-It
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Batman, friggin’ hilarious

“Um. . .” said Bruce. Vaguely, he wondered how exactly *he* always ended up being the guy who had to deal with strange shit like this. Captain America probably *never* had to watch gay porn in an alien spaceship.

In, around, through by Te
Summary: Eventually, they were going to have to talk. One way or another.
Ratings Note: NC-17
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Batman (oh hell yes!), finger fucking, public sex (ish).

This pairing is just a problem waiting to happen. I mean, the Dark Knight and the Boy Scout? On the other hand, I like when people write Supes with a little depth (really, any would be more than most). And Bottom!Bats . . . geez. Look at the others on this list. Batman NEVER bottoms, except in non-con sometimes. So hot.

Batman (Bruce)/Batman (Terry McGinnis)

Even the wildest animals by Te
Summary: Terry isn’t entirely altruistic.
Ratings Note: NC-17. Cold weather comfort fic with porn.
My Warnings: Blow job, hand job, massage, age difference, technically chan . . . sort of. Like Terry’s old enough to be Batman, but not have sex with guys more than FOUR TIMES his age? Dude.

Grace, force, fascination by Te
Summary: Terry knows how to get what he wants.
Ratings Note: NC-17.
My Warnings/Opinion: Age difference (like extreme, and technically chan, I suppose, even if Terry is 16 or 17), blow jobs, finger fucking, Bottom!Batman (Terry), light begging.

I don’t think I’ve ever read this pairing anywhere else, but then again, I really didn’t care for this Batman that much, so it’s likely I just never looked. *slightly feral grin* But Te does it right.

• Alfred Pennyworth

Alfred Pennyworth/Lucius Fox

Backstage by Yahtzee
Summary:  “We are neither of us what we were intended to be.”  Some love stories are no worse for an interruption.
My Warnings:  Kisses.  *pleased*  Rare pairing.

Hidden Depths by minim_calibre
Summary: For Porn Battle 8, prompt Alfred/Lucius, dedication
My Warnings: Hand job, rare pairing

Old, Familiar Things by lonelywalker
Summary:  Alfred and Lucius’ first evening in the new and improved Wayne Manor.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Alfred (which leaves me halfway between “wow!” and “oh god”).  However, it’s not explicit, so I’m definitely more on the “wow” side.  Vague, general, but still spicy. 🙂  Rare pairing?

• Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn/Joker

Bad Jokes by hahaharley
Summary: Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Warnings: Psychological Drama, Thriller, Suspense, Graphic depictions of violence
My Warnings/Opinion: het!, really awesome fic

Forty Eight by rapacityinblue
Summary: One man’s freedom is another’s descent into madness.
Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, [references to] child abuse
My Warnings/Opinion: The allure of the Joker . . . to a young Harley Quinn.

Malady by hahaharley
Summary: The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better.
Warnings: Psychological Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Graphic depictions of violence
My Warnings/Opinion: addiction, het

NCIS – Gibbs/Dinozzo

Gibbs/Dinozzo

Anger and Release by tutncleo
Summary:  Tony is angry, and so is Gibbs.
Warning:  This contains very explicit slash. If you don’t like it please don’t read. It’s pretty much a PWP.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Dinozzo, rough sex

Belay by tzigane, Zaganthi (Caffiends)
Summary:  Maybe it was just the kinky part, or maybe it was a little bit of both, but there was something about reddened lips stretched around a bright blue swirly silicon ball that made his dick kind of twitch with desire at the mere sight of it, never mind the more-or-less silence it got him.
Warnings:  Gags
My Warnings:  Bottom!Dinozzo, wicked hot

Breaking the Rules by Vanessa Sgroi
Summary:  Tony should know better than to try and hide injuries from Gibbs. Not much in the way of plot. Just an excuse for some hurt/comfort between DiNozzo and Gibbs. Rated K plus for a bit of swearing.
Warnings:  Language, Hurt/comfort

Damage by Xanthe
Summary: When Gibbs investigates a minor robbery, he uncovers something much more sinister. The resulting investigation has unexpected and far-reaching consequences.
Warnings: Angst, Drama, Case, Hurt/Comfort, Action, First Time, Romance
My Warnings/Opinion: Underage (OC/12 year old Tony) non-con (references and a few flashbacks – major one in chapter 4), Bottom!Gibbs, references to abuse (neglect, sexual), Bottom!Dinozzo, disturbing subject matter (but worth the read!)
Length: 134K, Complete

Destination by thehoyden
Summary:  It’s like a bad joke: Gibbs and Fornell walk into an elevator. When they walk out, Gibbs says, “Pack your bags, DiNozzo — you’re going on a trip.”
Warnings:  Epistolary, Season 6
My Warnings: Bottom!Dinozzo

By the way, in case you’re wondering: 

Epistolary

1. contained in or carried on by letters: an epistolary friendship.

2.  of, pertaining to, or consisting of letters.

Drunken visit and a lot of love SLASH GibbsTony by needtoknow400
Summary:  Tony shows up drunk at Gibbs house, talking about a bad break-up and being in love with someone he can’t have. Will Gibbs put the pieces together? SLASH Gibbs/Tony
Warnings:  Slash
My Warnings:  Frottage, Bottom!Dinozzo (and probably more, but it’s over 50K and I don’t feel like rereading the entire thing right now), first time (for Gibbs being w/ a man), angst, needs a beta-ish, and it doesn’t read as easily as some authors (they’ve got Gibbs style of speaking down fairly well, but Dinozzo doesn’t seem to talk enough; I dunno).
Length:  53K

Dynamic Inertia by slashscribe
Summary: Gibbs comes home one day to find Tony doing some questionable exercises in the living room.  Turns out Tony’s been ordering from infomercials, and Gibbs finds his new exercise equipment a bit of a turn on.  (Or, put simply, this is Shake Weight pr0n!)
My Warnings:  PWP, Bottom!Dinozzo

Edge of Apology by inksheddings
Summary:  A pot of coffee, a bottle of bourbon, and a situation neither Tony or Gibbs are sure how to come back from.
Warnings: Graphic Depictions of violence, Rape/Non-con
My Warnings: A variation on the Fuck-Or-Die scenario. Blow job.

Intimidation by rebecca (whom I’m assuming is blue raccoon, but I don’t know that for sure)
Summary: In the end, it didn’t matter who had started it.
My Warnings: a little rough, Bottom!Dinozzo

Shadows of Myself by Memento Vivere
Summary: No one really knows who you truly are…no one cares to look. If they only did they might see… Tony angst abounds.
Warnings: This story is heavy on the angst, and deals with some subject matter that might make people uncomfortable (i.e.- themes of suicide). So be warned.
My Warnings/Opinion: Not slash, not a relationship in that sense, but there definitely is a relationship between Gibbs and DiNozzo here.  Gibbs is like a kind of lifeline for him. Depression. Nifty concept.

This is a really good fic, but if you’re depressed, I wouldn’t recommend reading it all in one sitting.

Stimulus The NCIS Adaptation by forcryinoutloud
Summary:  Tony wriggled, testing the bindings holding him to the bed. GibbsTony
Warnings:  SLASH
My Warnings:  Bottom!Dinozzo, bondage

Twenty Drabbles for the Merry Month of Masturbation 2010 by dustandroses
Fandoms include:  Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, NCIS, Oz (TV), Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, and The X-Files
Summary: Twenty drabbles, nineteen characters, seven fandoms and too many sex acts to count. Here are all the drabbles I wrote for for the MMoM 2010 Challenge. (This includes double and triple drabbles – so all these works will be either be 100, 200 or 300 words exactly.)
Warnings: Fluff, Bondage, Bukkake, Dom/Sub, disturbing imagery, Rare Pairing, Character of Color, Female Character of Color, Minor Character Death, Masturbation
My Opinion:  hottest set of drabbles I’ve ever read

Wake Up Call by Webbgirl
Summary:  Tony gives Gibbs a wake up call he won’t forget.
Warnings:  Smut
My Warnings:  Blow jobs

Criminal Minds – Aaron Hotchner/Spencer Reid

Hmm.  Well, since Rotch is already accounted for, I suppose I should cover Hotch/Reid.  Oh and these are all consensual.  All others are here.

Hotch/Reid

A Kiss Is… by bowie28
Summary:  For a Renaissance man such as Dr. Reid, a kiss can mean a lot of things. *Hotch/Reid slash*
My Warnings:  fluff, nifty concept, angst

A Little Crazy by KoolJack1
Summary:  Slash, you’ve been warned. Post-Corazon On the plane ride home, Reid’s headaches get worse.
My Warnings:  frottage, angst, needs a betaish, WIP, life with Jack

All This Will Pass by recrudescence
Summary:  Written for Ubervirgin for the CM fic exchange. Prompt: Garcia and Prentiss go out and are surprised to find Reid and Hotch on a date…and engaged in heavy PDAs.
Warnings:  Public sex, voyeurism, dirty talk
My Opinion:  Holy.  Friggin’.  Wow.

A Rock and A Hard Place by Rushlight
Summary: Reid and Hotch are kidnapped during the course of an investigation.
My Warnings: Kidnapping, attempted non-con, language, bottom!Reid (i.e. happy ending)

Auld Lang Syne by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Next in the H/R series! After spending Christmas together in Santa Fe, Hotch and Reid are back in Quantico. But they don’t have to go back to work yet. It’s time for the Bureau’s New Years Ball! And the fun that comes after… SLASH!
My Warnings:  public sex (ish), orgasm delay/denial, bottom!Reid, masturbation, blow jobs, begging (a little)

Behavioral Analysis K9 Unit by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Garcia has a drunken dream involving the team as dogs. Still Reid-centric even though it’s Garcia’s dream. Just something goofy, not to be taken seriously. Just for fun. See if YOU think I matched breeds with the characters well! Warnings:  H/R Fluff

Beyond The . . . by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  Aaron just has to ‘get over it.’ He knows that their relationship isn’t based on sex, but thanks to years of doing what he does for a living, he knows that it plays a pretty damn big part. Sex is about trust.
Rating/Warnings: Oh, so FRAO/NC-17, includes the use of sex toys. Mild d/s. (graphic sexual situations, profanity, adult content)
My Warnings/Opinion:  Masturbation, vulnerable Hotch

Oh god, this was crazy hot.

Broken Pieces by Moony3003
Summary:  Gideon has left, leaving Reid only with a goodbye letter. Feeling shattered and alone, Reid goes to Hotch for answers.
Warning: contains graphic slash. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings:  Technically adultery, given that Hotch is still married; bottom!Reid, first time, angst

Calypso Coffee by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  What happens when Reid lets Morgan pick his drink? Well, Reid is very dominant when drunk.
Warnings:  Includes: Light bondage, Dom!Reid, alcohol use. Rated M for a reason. I own nothing.
My Warnings:  Frottage, anal, Bottom!Hotch (whoo!), first time, blow jobs, orgasm delay/denial, begging (a little)

Chapstick by CMAli 1
Summary:  Sometimes, life requires a salvation. He is Aaron’s.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, PWP

Close by recrudescence
Summary:  No one ever thinks of Reid as being particularly well-adapted, but Aaron believes in giving due credit. He isn’t sure he would be able to serve as a functioning member of society if he were incapable of forgetting.
Warnings:  Kink meme
My Warnings:  Cross dressing, intimate . . . it’s not what you think, either.  *grin*

Conditional Absolution by starofoberon
Summary:  Post-“Omnivore”- in the “Home Demonstration” universe, Hotch comes to ask Reid for the help that only he can give to deal with Aaron’s guilt.
Warnings:  Rated for somewhat graphic physical and psychological violence. NO slash. COMPLETE

Crossfire by Amazanda
Summary:  Slash: Hotch/Reid: The beginning has to start from somewhere. When Hotch looked at Reid, his eyes were opened to the truth around him. Watch as these two agents make it through the first season.
Length:  53K
Rating:  M

Donor by Fabrisse
Summary: Reid’s been kidnapped. Hotch does his best to buy him time for the rest of the team to get there.
Warnings: dub con (for both Hotch and Reid)
My Warnings/Opinion: violence, detective work, eugenics, orgasm with an audience
Rating: E (Explicit)

Dream Distortion by skye-hunter
Summary:  Reid has a dream that he can neither forget nor understand. This is slash with Reid and a male lover…it’s not overly graphic, I don’t think, but I wish to give fair warning
My Warnings:  Dream sex, hot, Bottom!Reid

Early Meeting by PhantomDaae1981
Summary:  Hotch calls Reid into the office for some private adult fun. Inspired by Reid’s statement during the Season 6 finale, when he said it had been three years and eight months since Hotch had called a meeting so early.
Warnings:  Slash, Hotch/Reid. Basically PWP.
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, first time, Bottom!Reid, anal, desk sex

Engendered by SevenCorvus
Summary:  It was all Garcia’s fault he thought.
Warnings:  cross dressing, ficlet, GenSlash, m/m, Preslash, PWP, Romance, sexual references, slash
My Warnings/Opinion:  Lovely mental images.

The Evidence of Things Not Seen by travelinthedark
Summary:  It usually goes like this: they have a bad case, Aaron goes to Spencer’s apartment, Spencer lets Aaron fuck him, Aaron leaves and they don’t talk about it.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid

Falling In Love Is Hard To Do by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  Hotch sings to Reid, a plan Garcia was in on. How does that go over? Slash, rate M for a reason. This is for AhmoseInarus for Chit Chat on Author’s Corner, as a part of the Valentine’s Gift Fic Exchange. Second Version with same prompts.
My Warnings:  Anal, Bottom!Reid, first time

Following a Bright Shiny Thing by travelinthedark
Summary: Wherein Reid feels like 6th grade girl, the girls squee from time to time, and there are little blue drinks.
My Warnings/Opinion: Alcohol, kisses, no details but they do finally get together
Length: 5.5k
Rating: T (Teens and up)

The Great Alphabet Meme Hotch,Reid Version by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary: A series of stories inspired by letters of the alphabet prompts on my LJ. This is the Hotch/Reid set.
My Warnings:  Romance, language, Jack

Illative Illocution by recrudescence
Summary:  Writting for Ubervirgin for the CM fic exchange. Prompt: Reid is finally introduced to Hotch’s brother, Sean, as “the boyfriend.”
My Warnings:  coming out, awkward situations

The Lash by seditionary
Summary:  Continuation of “Without Reid.” Hotch has a B/D relationship with Reid. This is their night together after Reid returns from Vegas.
Warnings:  Contains infliction of pain and m/m sex; slash. Oh, and Reid on a motorcycle.
My Warnings:  blow job, Bottom!Hotch, whip

Lost in the Stacks by travelinthedark
Summary:  “I’m a nerd,” Spencer murmurs against Aaron’s skin, “a library fantasy shouldn’t come as a surprise.”
My Warnings:  PDA

Love Notes by Kathi1C
Summary:  Someone is sending Spencer notes for Valentine’s Day. Written for Seditionary for the Valentine’s Day gift exchange. Note the rating change
My Warnings:  first time, blow jobs, dirty talk

Mile High Inside by seditionary
Summary:  Hotch and Reid join the Mile High Club sex on a plane!
Warnings:  Slash, sex, naughty words. Another Kink Meme entry.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, public sex (ish)

Nightmare by AhmoseInarus
Summary: Follows “The Hunted” in the H/R series – Just as the title says, Reid has a nightmare that scares him more than a nightmare has scared him in a LONG time. The team is there to comfort him when he wakes.
Warnings: H/R fluff
Rating: T
My Opinion: Aww.

No Longer Routine by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  In this new relationship he has with Spencer, Aaron can usually predict what’s going to happen next. He likes that aspect, honestly. It gives him a sense of security. But the smile is a change. -SLASH, FRAO. Please read warnings.
Rating/Warnings: FRAO/NC-17 (smut ahoy!, Graphic sex, adult content, profanity)
My Warnings:  blow jobs, masturbation, dom!Reid, fingering

On the Dotted Line by writing2death
Summary:  “What are you doing?” Reid smiles against his neck, “I’m tracing my name,” he says.
My Warnings: chills, short, sweet

Pathetic by meiflower
Summary:  It hurt and it felt good and it was all so pathetic. Set at the end of “LDSK.”
Warnings:  Reid/Hotch masturbation, sexual themes, yaoi (Um, not really)

Pianissimo by morejoyful
Summary:  A case at a music conservatory causes Hotch to see Reid in a whole new light. Written for Criminal Minds kink meme IV; prompt inside.
Warnings:  Graphic sex.
My Warnings:  Imaginary sex, Bottom!Reid

Quickie by Stacy LA Stronach (slashgirl)
Summary:  PWP and the title sums it up.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, desk sex, blow jobs

Restraint by Stacy LA Stronach (slashgirl)
Summary:  Hotch and Reid in a storage closet.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, voyeur (Gideon – surprised?  Yeah, I’m not either).

Snowbound by Fabrisse
Summary:  During the recent snowstorms in the DC area, Reid has to stay with Hotch.
My Warnings:  life with Jack, mutual masturbation

Snowed In by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  SLASH! Due to a weather advisory warning, Hotch takes a very drunk Reid home with him. They end up trapped in his house all weekend long, holed up in his bedroom by the fireplace. Things happen in that room that neither of them had ever expected.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, first time

Our Secret by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Sequel to Snowed In – SLASH H/R – Just a short story about Hotch and Reid’s relationship continuing to bloom. The pair decide that they would like to wear a symbol of their love and devotion to each other, even if it can never be seen by anyone else.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid

Strawberries and Champagne by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  This is for AhmoseInarus for Chit Chat on Author’s Corner, as a part of the Valentine’s Gift Fic Exchange. This IS SLASH! Hotch decides to take Reid to his house, instead of the other way around for Valentine’s day, but things don’t go as planned.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, Bottom!Reid, a little fluffy

Taking the Lead by Fabrisse
Summary:  While Morgan is recuperating, Hotch and Reid take a case in Eugene, Oregon.  Case fic.
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Hotch, first time, blow job (sort of)

Very small complaint:  I don’t think Aaron would ever use the word “butt” – even if it is a description by the author about a sensation that he is feeling.

Tattered by seditionary
Summary:  A quiet weekend leads to some naughty goings on-and a happy realization-for Spencer and Hotch. Set after “100.” Established relationship.
Warnings: slash, sex, and language! And, fluff. One shot.
My Warnings:  blow jobs

Telephone by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  H/R series,follows Lost In the Shadows-The team goes on a case, but Reid is called to Vegas regarding his mother. Once the issue is resolved, He returns to Quantico, but the team is still on the case and Hotch misses Reid, so he gives him a call… PWP
My Warnings:  Phone sex

Thunderstorm by Moony3003
Summary:  Hotch receives a surprise visit during a thunderstorm.
Warnings: Contains graphic slash. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings:  Reid/OC abusive relationship, domestic violence, Bottom!Reid

Time to Go by Fabrisse
Kink: Sex on furniture
Prompt: He knew he wouldn’t be able to look at his desk ever the same again after what they’d just done, but right then, he didn’t care
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch, blow jobs, desk sex, dom!Reid

Too Close by theLovethief
Summary:  Tonight he’d almost died. And they both knew that it could always happen again. Anywhere, anytime…Set after season 4 finale.
Warnings:  SLASH Hotch/Reid.
My Warnings:  Reid with a backbone!  Hand jobs

Triggers & Ties 1, 2, 3 & 4 by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  It wasn’t fair to Reid to compare to Haley – something Aaron told himself every time they were together – but he found himself unable to stop.
Warnings: ADULT CONTENT. RE-POSTED in chapter format for Parts 1-4.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, depression, finger fucking, bottom!Reid

“Oh sure, I’m sore,” he replied with an expression that could put Morgan’s shit-eating grin to shame. “But I’m sore in that, ‘I fucked Aaron Hotchner until he came screaming my name before he passed out’ kind of sore.” He let out a laugh as he trailed fingers up Aaron’s chest. “I’m good with that.”

Triggers & Ties 8: Eggshells by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  It was an insight about victims that Aaron Hotchner never wanted to have: returning to the living space where one had been brutally attacked.
Warnings:  Hotch/Reid, the BAU ADULT CONTENT
My Warnings:  No sex, angst, stress, PTSD, post Foyet

Triggers & Ties 11: Evolution by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  From the way Aaron leaned forward, crowding into Spencer’s personal space, Spencer knew that things had finally—finally—changed. – Part 11 in the “Triggers & Ties” universe. Slash.
My Warnings: post-Foyet, mutual masturbation, vulnerable Hotch, life with Jack, a little fluff

Trust by Moony3003
Summary:  After putting himself in harm’s way, Reid receives a fitting punishment from his boss.
Warnings:  Rated M. Contains graphic slash and spanking. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, Bottom!Reid

Ultimatums » by Kuria Dalmatia, Collaboration with CMAli!
Summary:  “I’ve already told him, Rossi. This is it. This is the last straw.” For 6 years, Hotch and Reid have kept their relationship quiet. Reid decides it’s been too long.
Warnings:  ADULT CONTENT.
My Warnings:  dom!Reid, pissed off Reid, sex toys, orgasm delay, Bottom!Hotch, dom/sub

Vegas, Baby by Fabrisse
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, blow jobs

Vices by bird and bullet
Summary:  Aaron Hotchner had always had vices, but he’d never remembered having one quite this strong… Hotch/Reid. now a twoshot! jack fic
My Warnings:  needs a betaish (just a little), first time, cravings, Bottom!Reid

The Walls Have Eyes by archangeladdict
Summary: Someone’s watching. And two profilers must obey the orders of the allseeing eyes…
My Warnings: Outside coercion, so at first appearance, it’s non-con, but then more like dub-con, and then it’s really rather exhibitionist really and consensual. Bottom!Reid

Who’s With Reid? by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  So, WHO ended up rooming with Reid while they were in Alaska? Here are eight different scenarios of possible answers. Every Reid pairing, just because I wanted to see if I could do it.
Warnings:  Re/H, Re/Ro, Re/P, Re/JJ, Re/Ga, Re/M, Re/Gi, Re/Elle, Threesome DP
My Warnings:  This fic is so wonderfully versatile.  Ch1 is Reid/Hotch.  Hand jobs.  Dom!Reid (ish). 🙂

WORK OUT by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  H/R Series after Lost In the Shadows – The team decides to go to the gym at the FBI Academy to have some fun in the sparring circles. Reid is less than enthusiastic, but he has fun when he and Hotch get home. SLASH
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Reid, PDA

I can’t help but be fond of this one.

Criminal Minds/X-Files Crossover

The Second X File by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  The team is called in on a serial rapist. Once they arrive and see all the evidence, Reid comes to the conclusion that they are dealing with an Incubus. They call in Mulder and Scully, but then Reid becomes a victim…
Warnings:  H/R, R/OMCUnSub non-con
My Opinion:  I’m not exactly sure why I like this one.  Probably has something to do with my past association as an X-phile.

Rating/Warnings: Oh, so FRAO/NC-17, includes the use of sex toys. Mild d/s. (graphic sexual situations, profanity, adult content)

Criminal Minds-Rossi, Other Pairings

Rossi/Reid

Now has its own section.

Rossi/Morgan

5 Kisses by spoodle monkey
Summary:  MorganRossi Slash 5 Kisses Rated for some mature content
My Warnings:  angst, hurt/comfort, frottage

Dibs by SunnyinOregon
Summary:  Garcia called dibs on Morgan and Dave’s pissed. Mild slash
My Warnings:  Jealousy

Late Night Escapades by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  Morgan and Rossi bed together. Normal, right? Not when Morgan’s still awake at four am and reading a dirty mag. Oh, the possibilities are endless! Rated M for a reason, and SLASH. I own nothing!
My Warnings:  First time, dirty talk, Bottom!Rossi

Outside, looking in by Timekpr
Summary:  Spencer is used to being on the outside, looking in. Rossi/Morgan from Reid’s PoV. Also Rossi/Reid, possibly Morgan/Rossi/Reid if the muse holds true. Slash.
My Warnings:  Masturbation, WIP

Romantics by Spoodle Monkey
Summary:  Rossi tries to do something romantic and ends up kidnapped. RossiMorgan slash

Seducing the Senses by Wheretheskykissesthesea
Summary:  In which Rossi and Morgan apply their senses to each other. Slash
Rating:  M

The True Meaning by Spoodle Monkey
Summary:  Rossi’s Christmas with the BAU, some holiday cheer, an impromptu party and the chance for something more. Rossi/Morgan, Hotch/Reid, Garcia/Kevin

The WakeUp Call by ilovetvalot
Summary: Pure Smut and Slash. Be warned! This has earned its “M” rating. Derek gives Rossi a wake-up call that he’ll never forget.
My Warnings: Blow jobs

Ashley Seaver/David Rossi

Once She’s Gone by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  After the loss of an agent, Rossi loses his self control and drowns his sorrows in the arms of another agent. Their one act could be enough to damn them both. I own nothing, rated M for a reason
My Warnings/Opinion:  I’m oddly loyal to Seaver (Rachel Nichols), age difference

Criminal Minds-Rossi/Hotch

Do you have any idea how hard it is to find good Rossi slash??? Decided to put all of the Rotch fics together and make another post for every other type of Rossi slash pairing. Seriously.

Rossi/Hotch

A Fine History by innerslytherin and severity_softly
Summary: Dave keeps Aaron company on the day of his divorce.
Warnings: PWP
My Warnings/Opinion: blow jobs, first times, hurt/comfort

I misplaced this fic for awhile, but thank goodness I found it again. This is a favorite.

After the Case by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary: Rossi’s fun after a hard case garners the attentions of someone he didn’t expect. Really, slash and M. Read warning inside.
My Warnings: Masturbation, Blow Job
Rating: M

The Afters–The Byway by x_art
Summary: Based on “The Angel Maker.” This is the first of what will be a series of short stories based around episodes. They’ll be in no particular order and feature Hotch/Rossi as well as the rest of the characters.
Warnings: Episode tag, Established Relationship
My Warnings: vague Rotch, well not vague but nothing particularly explicit (including what I think was a blow job)- still hot though, oddly enough.

A Pain That He’s Used To by weaselett
Summary: Rossi knows exactly what Hotch needs.
My Warnings: No sex, SI (Self-Injury), Hot, Corporal Punishment

Circle City Blues by innerslytherin and severity_softly
Summary: Dave offers Aaron a little comfort after a bad case.
Rating:  PG = kissing and hand holding!

“You’re so handsome,” he whispered, closing his eyes and pressing his cheek against Aaron’s shoulder.  “I’m a lucky man.”

“Mmm,” Aaron hummed, feeling a bit more relaxed now.  He leaned back against Dave’s chest and sighed.  “I’m very lucky you’re delusional,” he murmured, turning his head to kiss Dave’s cheek.

don’t forget to breathe by d-generate-girl
Summary: Control is a tenuous thing, and a Unit Chief must always have the illusion of control.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, dirty talk, language

The Expansion of Two Natures, part three by innerslytherin and severity_softly
Summary: When Aaron Hotchner is new to the BAU, he finds himself working closely with SSA David Rossi–one of the original founders of the department. As their relationship progresses, they realize what they have together is more than friendship…but circumstances keep them from having all that they knew they could have together. Years later, Dave has a second chance, just when Aaron needs a friend the most…
My Warnings:   Bottom!Hotch, second time, spit, blow jobs
My Opinion:  I don’t actually like this fic, but the sex is hot (how’s that for a recommendation?)
Length: 7700 for this section, 78K for overall

The Five Things that Dave Learned on Vacation by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary: The Five Things that Dave Learned the First Time Vacationing with Aaron and Jack. It’s their first vacation as a family with Aaron and Jack, and Dave has one hell of a learning curve. – SLASH- Hotch/Rossi, Jack established relationship .
Rating: M

Five Times David Rossi Insisted He Was Completely Straight (And One Time He Didn’t) by Amelia_17
My Warning:  Blow Jobs

The Grandparent Conundrum by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  Grandparents were supposed to be an awesome thing.
Rating/Warnings: FRT/PG (mild profanity)
My Warnings:  External prejudice, life with Jack

Just Breathe by Thn0715
Summary: When Hotch finally breaks, Rossi is there to put the pieces back together. Warning – SLASH! Hotch/Rossi. Chapter 1 is rated T. Chapters 2 and 3 are rated M. *** 2X WINNER – BEST H/Ro FIC Tie , BEST SLASH ROMANCE – 2010 PROFILER’S CHOICE CM FANFIC AWARDS!
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Hotch!!!  Glory hallelujah!

Keeping His Simple Faith Alive by starofoberon
Summary: Holiday gift for kisaitaluvr. Aaron’s, Jack’s, and David’s first Christmas together has one serious flaw: Santa Claus isn’t the only one comin’ to town. So is Aaron’s mother, a manicured Grinch if there ever was one. Probably closer to K than T
My Warnings: One of my favorite fics, life with Jack

Intercession by ilovetvalot
Summary: When David Rossi decides that Aaron Hotchner requires a change of pace, how will his intercession procede. SLASH. Will be “M” in future chapters. Five parts.
Rating: M

The Last Safe Place by TheSecretCity
Summary: Post ‘Exit Wounds’, Hotch and Rossi talk on the flight home. Slashy overtones, don’t like don’t read. Rated for language.
Warnings: Language

Lemon Squares by TheSecretCity
Summary: For the latest incarnation of ilovetvalot’s Fanfic Challenge-Hotch forgets an anniversary and Rossi reminds him. Veers into the slashy, don’t like don’t read!

Losing Control by Daisyangel
Summary: March 14th prompt for rounds of kink Hotch needs to lose control and Rossi is there to help with that. Slash and strong sexual content! Don’t like it? Don’t read it! R/R! please. Flames will be used to burn toast. SLASH and SEX you’ve been warned!
Warnings: first time, spanking, loss of control, handcuffs, dirty talk, blind fold, gag
My Warnings: needs a beta, dom/sub
Rating: M

Lucky by ilovetvalot
Summary: Dave realizes he’s a lucky man. Hotch/Rossi mild slash.

The Morning After by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary: Sequel to After The Case. Hotch decides to return Rossi’s ‘favor’ from the night before after waking up to something poking him in the thigh. Slash, ‘M’ for a reason, and I own nothing.
My Warnings: Blow job
Rating: M

Not a Blinker by Lexikal
Summary: A few weeks after Hotch’s attack by Foyet, Hotch experiences his first, and hopefully last, panic attack while on the jet. A one-shot. Please read and review! Rated T, just because I am paranoid…

Romance by Kirsten
Summary: They’d say they aren’t romantic.
Warnings: Criminal Minds Kink Meme 4, Romance, Hurt/Comfort
My Warnings: Vulnerable Hotch, no sex

Second Time Around by flashpenguin
Summary: Dave thought he had left love behind along with happily ever after. But what if his fourth chance is in the last person he expected? The one person who knows where Dave is coming from…because he’s been there too?

Secrets by Thn0715
Summary: Hotch worries that his relationship with Dave will not survive with the secret he carries: that Emily is alive and he’s kept them all in the dark. Established Hotch/Rossi relationship.

There Are Benefits to Meeting After Hours by Zeta Sigma
Summary: They always want more than they’re allowed to have…

Undertow by ethelindi, melliyna
Summary: The very short version: Dave gives Aaron a back-rub. More slashy subtext than that scene from Star Trek (you know the one), with a little text thrown in. (The authors have referred to this fic, among themselves, as porn without sex–consider yourself advised.)
Warnings:  Aftermath, Rape Recovery, Scars, Comfort, Friendship, Friendship/Love, Hurt/Comfort, PTSD
My Warnings: Sort of Gen, but sort of not. Post-Foyet, anxiety, Vulnerable Hotch

The Unprofessionals by Kirsten
Summary: He’s never felt more unprofessional in his life.
Warnings Dom/Sub, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Criminal Minds Kink Meme 4, Gags, Bottom!Hotch

Hotch/OC

Now You See Me by lastcrazyhorn
Summary: Hotch is kidnapped and tortured by a mysterious unsub. Will his team find him in time? Or will he have to get himself out? Non-con.
Warnings: Anal Sex, Blow Jobs, Gags, Urine, First Time, Slash, Horror, Kidnapping, Season 5 spoilers, Alternate Universe, Bottom!Hotch, Sexual Assault, Forced Orgasm

Rossi/Hotch

Now You Don’t by lastcrazyhorn
Summary: Sequel to my “Now You See Me” story, in which Hotch gets kidnapped and sexually abused by an unsub. This is the recovery story of what happens after being saved. Possibility for light slash in the future.
Warnings: Rape recovery, Pre-Slash, Nightmares, Horror, Hurt/Comfort, Pre-Relationship, Alternate Universe
Rating: M

Watch Me Now by lastcrazyhorn
Summary: Hotch has finally recovered from being assaulted by an unsub. To prove this, he and Rossi get it on. 3rd in a series, but not absolutely necessary to have read previous two. Oh, and it’s smut. Almost PWP, but not. H/Ro
Warnings: Slash, Rape Recovery, Anal Sex, Top!Hotch, Bottom!Rossi, Alternate Universe

Now I’m A Little Worried by lastcrazyhorn
Summary: 4th in my “Now You See Me” series. Gideon finds out about the relationship between Rossi and Hotch, and he is not pleased. No smut.
Warnings: Rated T for language.

Now THAT’S An Unexpected Request by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  The fifth installment of lastcrazyhorn’s “Now” series. As a 29 year old virgin, Spencer has more than a few things he wants to try out in the bedroom. But who will he trust to have that first experience with?
Warnings: Established Relationship, Slash, Anal Sex, Felching, Threesome – M/M/M, First Time, Loss of Virginity, Age Difference, Blow Jobs, Skinny Dipping, Bottom!Rossi, bottom!Reid, Alternate Universe, Dirty Talk