I'm sort of picky when it comes to fanfiction.

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Stargate SG-1 — Jack O’Neill/Daniel Jackson

I recently got into reading Jack O’Neill/Daniel Jackson fics.  It’s the only pairing I can really stand for the moment, so that’s probably all I’m going to rec.  :) Funny how that works.

Coming Clean by Paian
Summary:  Motel shower sex before The Big Event.
Warnings:   Post-Series, Post-Canon, Established Relationship, Anal Play, Anal Sex, Rimming, Shower Sex, Hotel Sex  Wordcount: 1.000-3.000, Fingerfucking, Hand Jobs

First Contact by Paian
Summary: Some aliens-make-them altar porn and angst.
Warnings: Aliens Make Them Do It, Alien Planet, Off-World, First Time, Unresolved Sexual Tension, Angst, Wordcount: 1.000-3.000, Community: fic_promptly
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Jackson, sensory deprivation

Follow Through by Paian
Summary:  Aliens make them do it sometime in Season 5, and what happens after.
Warnings: 
5000-10000 Words, Aliens Make Them Do It, Blow Job, offworld, Romance, Season/Series 05, Alien Planet, Oral Sex, Sexual Tension, Resolved Sexual Tension, Alien Culture , First Time, Foreskin Play
My Warnings/Opinion:  And this is why I like Paian . . . she? he? includes warnings for stuff that actually happens lol
Length:  almost 7k

In the Room by Paian
Summary: Same premise as Mechanisms of Restraint — Jack is framed for a sex crime, Daniel talks the authorities into letting him carry out the mirror-punishment sentence — but in this one they talk about it first.
Warnings:  5000-10000 Words, Aliens Make Them Do It, Bondage, First Time, Graphic Sex, Anal Sex
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!O’Neill
Length: almost 7k

Jump Start by Paian
Summary: Even the aliens didn’t expect this to happen.
Warnings: Dubious Consent, Aliens Make Them Do It, 5000-10000 Words, First Time, Hand Job, offworld, Season/Series 05, Cliche, Community: jackdanielpromptfic, Fuck Or Die, Alien Planet, Alien Technology

Just Another Day at the Office by brainofck
Summary: I [used to] have a terrible block about getting Daniel to top. The entire purpose of this piece of meaningless, worthless smut was to get Daniel to fuck Jack. I think that’s all the plot summary you need. :)  Archive warning for rape/non-con is for dubious consent.
Warnings:  Aliens Make Them Do It, Dubious consent
My Warnings:/Opinion:  blow jobs, Bottom!O’Neill, drugged!Jackson, rimming, alien aphrodisiacs (also known as “aliens-made-them-do-it”)
Length:  4k

One Perfect Moment by jdjunkie
Summary:  There’s a moment, a single moment when they make love, that Jack waits for.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Daniel, honeymoon

Reaction Control by Paian
Summary: Jack and Daniel crammed up close in an escape pod.
Warnings: Angst, Action/Adventure, Community: jackdanielpromptfic, First Time, Frottage, Romance, Sexual Tension, 1000-5000 Words, Alien Planet, Spaceships, Off-World, Tight Spaces, Coming Out, Resolved Sexual Tension, Space Battle

Walls Have Ears by jdjunkie
Summary:  People are having sex, Daniel’s fascinated, Jack wants to sleep.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Accidental voyeurism (aural only), masturbation
Length:  almost 1k

Everything Else

Stuff that I can’t seem to classify. Maybe it’s just masturbation, maybe it’s from a fandom that I don’t have anything else of. *ahem* I don’t know. It’s weird. This is my life. Here we are.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Charlie Bucket/Willy Wonka

Tastes Like Candy by jmtorres
Summary:  The maturity gap makes up for the age gap.
Warnings:  cross-generational relationship
My Warnings/Opinion:  Blow job, underage.  I think it’ll surprise you a bit.

Criminal Minds

Hotchner, Rossi, Gideon, Max Ryan, Katie Cole

Both Ends of the Rope by bessemerprocess
Summary:  At the end of a bad case, the old school BSU team releases a little tension.
Warnings:  Team orgy, alcohol
My Warnings:  oral, hand jobs

Reid/Map

Destination Temptation by Amy494walker
Summary: It was simply too much temptation for any single man to deny. Un-beta’d.
My Warnings: Smut with an inanimate object, frottage, needs a beta to give it once over.

Emily, Hotch, Jack Hotchner, Morgan/Reid

Jack, at Least, Has Manners by bookgodess15
Summary: Jack wanders around the BAU, but always says excuse me.
Warnings: Humor. Cuteness. It’s hot chocolate for these cold, free-time-barren times. Written in about an hour, so typos are probably rank.

George Foyet, Aaron Hotchner, Haley Hotchner, Jack Hotchner (briefly)

If you were gay . . . by ROSSELLA1
Summary:  Hotch tries to stall Foyet during “100″.
My Opinion: I am amused.

George Foyet, Penelope Garcia, Derek Morgan, Aaron Hotchner, Spencer Reid, John Blackwolf, Megan Kane

The Many Deaths of George Foyet by ROSSELLA1
Summary: A bunch of oneshots where Foyet dies.
My Warnings: Violence (and humor)

Hotchner, Garcia

Morning Meeting by tbird1965
Summary:  Hotch accidentally leaves his laptop on. Will Garcia watch as he handles a morning situation?
Warnings:  Rated M for mature. All smut.
My Warnings:  Accidental voyeurism, masturbation . . . I love Garcia.

Unfortunately, this story was originally found on ff.net and it is no longer listed there. So I did some digging and found it on The Writer’s Coffee Shop, but they require an account to view their stuff. :( Luckily it’s not a lengthy process.

Rossi, Hotch, JJ, Emily, Reid, Morgan

Teen Spirit by LoveChilde
Summary: They’ve learned to expect the unexpected, but this was something new. When an unexpected twist leaves only Agent Rossi above the legal driving age, the team races against time to solve the case and restore their old(er) selves. Gen, case fic, no pairings, supernatural overtones
Warnings:  Case fic, kid fic, supernatural elements
My Warnings/Opinion:  deaging

Not your typical CM fic, but it’s a fun idea, even if it is a WIP!
Length:  40K, WIP

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Crumbling Land by Koanju and Saeva
Summary:  So that’s what it felt like to die. It didn’t feel much different than his normal life.
Warnings:  Erotic Asphyxiation.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Creepy. Serial killer Harry.
Length:  1.5K, one-shot

Harry Potter/Scorpius Malfoy

Under Pressure by snarkyscorp
Summary: It was getting to the point that Harry could smell him coming. From halfway down the hall at least, Harry could smell the familiar scent of shame and saltwater tears. It pricked his nerves, erected the hair on his arms and at the back of his neck and tightened something low and disgusting in his gut like a bolt.
Warnings: Submission, Dominance, informal D/s, Spanking, Rimming, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Forced Feminization
My Warnings/Opinion: Dacryphilia, Bottom!Scorpius

Draco Malfoy

Ensnared by RaeWhit
Summary:  Draco Malfoy in the dungeons with Devil’s Snare…wanking, of course.
Warnings:  auto-erotic asphyxiation, object penetration, PWP

Draco Malfoy/Fenrir Greyback

Here Be Monsters by Leela
Summary: After Dumbledore’s death, Draco needs the kind of comfort only someone like Greyback can offer.
Warnings: Consensual, rough sex, outdoor sex
My Warnings: ALMOST dub con, bottom!Draco, spit, first time, slash

Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter

Four and counting by Laume
Summary:  KIDFIC! A few years after the war ends, Snape has a little mishap. Dumbledore, in all his wisdom, comes up with an Awfully Bad Idea.
My Warnings:  Deaged Severus, Grandpa Albus, and Uncle Harry – the OTHER boy from the cupboard
Length:  15K, WIP

Gellert Grindelwald/Albus Dumbledore

Turnabout [Part 1] by penbrydd
Warnings: 19th century dialect, smut, surprise buttsecks
My Warnings/Opinion: I do hope he continues this story. The language isn’t too hard to understand either.  Fingering, Frigging? Handjob.  WIP

Thestrals

Bad Omen by rane_ab
Summary:  A drabble; G, gen, Thestral’s POV

Severus Snape

The Unhappy Horseman of Sleepy Hogwarts by Murasaki99
Summary:  So it’s another minor accident in Potions Class. These things happen to even the best Potions Masters, right?
My Warning:  Accidental transformation

House

House/Chase

Not of Sound Mind by Aris Merquoni (ArisTGD)
Summary:  Chase gets House to help him explore the mental and physical relationship between less-than-safe medical practices and sex.
Warnings:  Sounding, medical kink, risk aware consensual kink
My Opinion:  I think this fic gave me a new kink.

NCIS

DiNozzo/Director Vance

Better Off Floating by kaylashay81
Summary:  While Tony may not remember all the women he had been with over the years, he remembered every single man.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, public sex (is sex in a public bathroom considered public? lol), Bottom!Vance

DiNozzo, Fornell

Situations by water_soter
My Summary: Tony and Fornell are stuck someplace they can’t get out of. *snickers*
My Warnings: Awkward situations.  Possibly injured Tony.  Couldn’t really tell for sure.

Oz (HBO)

Beecher/Keller

The Rules by dustandroses
Summary:  What else is there to do when you’re in Lockdown?
Warnings:
Voyeurism, Power Play, Orgasm Denial

Star Trek (2009)

Spock, Kirk, McCoy (in a lesser fashion), and some random ship cats

The 80/20 Theory as Applied to Cats on the Bed by lazulisong
Series:  Star Trek XI
Rating/Warnings: Do not allow Meg to write fic while under the influence of sleep deprivation. Do not fold, wrinkle, spindle or mutilate. Do not read if you are offended by jokes about Spock’s rapidly waning dignity. Do not attempt to share a twin bed with a border collie and a kitten who is gay for the dog. Bones is a big fat potty mouth.
Disclaimer: Yeah, no. Also no tribbles were harmed in the making of this fic, although Spock’s dignity may never be the same.
My Warnings:  Author claims this is K/S pre-slash, and I suppose it is . . . but I’m shoving it in Everything Else (and maybe Gen), because this is almost more hurt/comfort than anything else.  And funny.  Did I mention that?

Spock

Cinnamon and Sugar by penbrydd
From this prompt:
This can be crack or not, I just want some lulz at Spock’s expense. (I do love him honestly…)  Cinnamon or chocolate is a Vulcan aphrodisiac. The replicators on the Enterprise malfunction, and everything has cinnamon/chocolate on/in it! Have fun with it.
Warnings: 
Wanking, alien peen, self-injury
Notes: This was supposed to be funny. OP asked for Spock + aphrodisiac. I … uh … yeah. This went some darkly kinky places.
My Warnings:  Quasi-sounding, if I’m reading this correctly (minus the sounding equipment).  Aphrodisiac induced wanking.  Almost like sex pollen in a way, except solo.

Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Scotty, various other crew members

Complications in the Head by penbrydd
From this prompt:
I’m trans, so I have to think about which bathroom is safe to use. This got me thinking… are bathrooms still separated by gender on the Enterprise, or has Starfleet moved past that requirement? Are bathrooms separated by species? Separated by both species *and* gender?

Anon can take the prompt in any direction, but I’d especially love to see some crew interactions in restrooms designated as open to all species and genders. People running into their crushes in the bathroom, people curious about alien genitalia but trying not to be creepy and look, graffiti written on the bathroom stalls, &c. 5+1 format might work, up to Anon!
Warnings: Alien peen, inappropriate use of a bathroom

Kirk/Spock

Pushing It by shinychimera
Summary:  What was really going on with Kirk when Spock was throttling him on the bridge? Is there room for erotic asphyxiation during a crisis?
Warnings:  Breathplay, Canon-Typical Violence, 100-1000 words
My Warnings:  This is almost, almost, almost dub-con, except it’s not . . . mostly.  *laugh*

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Picard/Q

Need by “Make me forget who I am,” Q whispers to him, hoarsely, his arms pulling Picard to him as if Picard is a talisman, the only shield he has against the horrors of mortality. “Make me forget I was ever anything other than this.”
My Warnings:  Bottom!Q, Vulnerable Q, Powerless Q

Star Trek: The Next Generation – Star Wars Prequel Crossover

Picard/Q, Picard/Qui-Gon Jinn

Misunderstandings, Healing, and Gifts by Merfilly
Summary:  A crossover between the two epic space operas, with a lot of PWP in there.
Warnings:  Crossover, broken trust, Healing Sex, Blow Job, Anal Sex
My Warnings/Opinion:  non-con (in a rather vague precursory sense), bottom!Picard, meddling gods

I’m naturally a bit wary of crossovers, as most intelligent readers ought to be.  However, this one is rather seamless in transitioning between the two worlds (a fairly impressive feat, considering).

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Ryan/Colin

Showstopper by Rushlight
Summary:  The Whose Line episode you’ll never see.
My Opinion:  I wasn’t actually aware that one could write Whose Line fanfiction.

Snarry (Snape/Harry)

All right.  Here we are.  This is the choice of fiction that sustains me even when I cannot lay my hands on any of the other fics that I’ve already listed.  There’s always more Snarry.  Of course, that’s not to say that everyone does Snarry well.  Some people should just limit themselves to writing crackfics.  At least those are supposed to be funny/ridiculous.

Severus Snape/Harry Potter

20 ways to make my Professor blush by yaoi-fied
Summary:  [COMPLETE] Harry decides he likes how Snape looks when he blushes and is determined to make it happen again.
Warnings:  SLASH. HPSS. Tittle says it all. R&R [This a sexual story between teacher and student. If you can't handle it, don't read.]
My Opinion:  Needs a beta.  Still funny though.

A Man of Honor by mmmdraco
Summary: A tongue-in-cheek look at Snape’s honor.
Warnings: Underage
My Warnings/Opinion: Not very underage. Crackfic. Frickin’ hilarious in spots. Not to be taken serious. Slash.

Artwork by Rockhandjive
Summary:  One night Harry begins a painting with rather unorthodox tools. SSHP
Warnings:  Lecherous Sirius, AU, and SI (Self-Injury)

The Arrangements by mrscakeakajane
Summary:  Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts – Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn’t seem to understand ‘not interested’ off his back. Pretending becomes reality.
My Opinion:  This fic amuses me.  It also needs a once over by someone other than the author.

Black Math by SiriuslovesRemus
Summary:  The things Harry does on impulse! Your basic PWP featuring Severus x Harry one experimental night. Oneshot.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, teacher-student, alcohol, mild bondage, some dom!Harry, Bottom!Harry

Bound and Determined by chazpure
My Summary:  Harry has been looking for Severus Snape for a long time.  Albus Dumbledore, despite being dead, has unfinished business with the both of them.  So what happens when Harry finally finds Severus?
Warnings:  forced magical bonding, first-time, rimming, bottom-Snape, and plot.

The Family Way by swtalmnd
Summary:  Harry figures out the only way to be sure to get out of the Triwizard Tournament alive is… pregnant.
Warnings:  mpreg, Community: Sweet Charity, alternate universe, underage character (he’s a 4th year, folks!)
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Harry

“Oh!” said Harry. He pulled Snape down for a kiss. “Practice is good. I think we should practice before and after, in fact. In case we want another one down the line.”

Snape relaxed against him, kissing back hungrily. “Lots of practice,” he agreed.

Finding Freedom by Leela
Summary:  Having Potter in his mind left Snape feeling wide-open and vulnerable, but held to the earth by the weight of Potter’s body, he finally felt free.
Warnings:  Bottom!Snape, legilimency, sex in open air (public sex anyone?)

Give Me Life by Lyowyn
Summary:  Slash, Harry becomes aware that he might just fancy his potions professor at roughly the same time that Severus decides he has a thing for one of his students.
Warnings: Possible fluff, lots of tension, rating likely to increase. PotterSnape,with some BlackLupin
Length:  135K, WIP

Harry Potter’s Serendipitous Guide to Happiness by Sa-kun
Summary:  Of course,only Harry Potter would ever manage to end up pregnant with twins while his lover was on one of the strongest contraceptive potions in use. //
Warnings:  SSHP. MPREG. SLASH. Mentions of HarryOC
My Warnings/Opinion:  Daddy Harry, fluff, muggle world, Bottom!Harry

A good ‘un, despite the dreaded mpreg.

Harry’s Tattoo by marigoldml
Summary:  Professor Snape is called from the dungeons at a late hour to handle a very unusual matter. Rated T for some swearing and nakedness and preslash. HarrySnape.
Warnings: Pre-slash

If I fell by mortianna
Summary:  Harry takes Severus for a ride. they banter and then – well you know.
Warnings: PWP, slash, R. Prequel to “Even Potionsmasters get the Cold”.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, excessive wordiness (some might consider it prose.  I consider it excessive)

I just wanted to ask by evil minded
Summary:  AU / With Voldemort on his back and some other things that always nearly killed him, Harry hadn’t had many experiences when it came to – sex. So whom will he ask anything about it when he begins to get interested?
Length:  130 K, WIP

In Between The Lines by Laurenke1
Summary:  Harry finds that his fourth year is going to set him apart from his peers again but he doesn’t have any idea just how much he will gain because of this.
Warnings:  Slash and chan 14
My Warnings:  Kind of like a bizarre combination of a Severitus and a Snarry fic all rolled together.  Fluff.
Length:  18K, Complete

In the Broom Cupboard by AntoinetteD
Summary:  Harry shares a passionate moment with his Potions master.
Warnings:  WARNING! SLASH. M/M SEX. EXPLICIT. Oneshot. Hp/Ss
My Warnings:  blow jobs, Bottom!Harry (isn’t a broom cupboard considered kind of public?)

Jealous Proposal by Cody Thomas
Summary:  Harry and Severus have secretly been together for years. But now that Harry’s engaged, neither Dumbledore nor Voldemort are willing to let Harry keep his lover’s identity a secret, no matter how much he doesn’t want to tell anyone.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Harry, WIP

Journal OneShot PWP SSHP by CrisNoWait
Summary:  After the war Harry returns to school to complete his education, some things have not changed on the surface, however, Harry discovers the benefits of keep up appearances.
My Warnings:  This one is borderline crackish, but I don’t think the author meant for it to be.  Either way, I was and am amused by it.

Lest I Wither by JiM1
Summary:  An adult Harry needs Severus to save him from more than just a dose of untraceable poison. Slash. New chapter: Strategy, Ron Weasley and domestic violence.
Length:  36K, WIP (probably permanently)

Like a Virgin by OllyO111
Summary:  Harry has a plan, stay a virgin until he graduates. Severus has a plan, sleep with Potter before graduation. Throw in stubborn deatheaters, weary friends, and meddling godfathers and then what? At least they’re in love right? Oh dear we are in trouble…
Length:  40K, WIP

The List by ObedientLittleCat
Summary:  Ron wakes Harry up with the answers to today’s Potions test from a mysterious source… When Harry is the only student in the class to get the potion right, how will Snape choose to reward him? HPSS slash!
My Warning:  Lust addled Harry – *snickers*

Lust Potion Number Nine by lesyeuxverts
Summary: Harry Potter was the last person Severus expected to need this particular potion, but the Ministry’s Propagation and Restoration Emergency Guidelines have them both trapped in lives they don’t particularly want to lead.
My Warnings: One kiss! Whoo! lol Honestly, this fic is so mild, I very nearly shoved it in Gen.

The Master Plan by StarryGazer
Summary:  SLASH. Complete. Harry is looking for the knowledge and training to survive the war. Only Severus Snape can give it. This is being edited for mistakes, and that is why the chapter titles and numbers don’t match-I’ll fix it someday.
My Opinion:  Good ‘un.
Length:  137K

Meeting Mr Potridge by Flanclanman
Summary:  Slash: HPSS Snarry one-shot. Harry goes for a drink of an evening and meets someone he doesn’t expect. They blates end up having sex.
My Opinion:  “They blates?”  Likely the author either meant, “The blokes end up having sex” or “They belatedly end up having sex.”  Those are my two theories.  Eh. Regardless of the screwy summary, this is a good fic.

Mistletoe » by Forever then some
Summary:  SSHP slash Severus’ tenacious aunt comes to town determined to meet his fiancé. The problem? Snape doesn’t have a fiancé and the only one around to play the part is Harry Potter.
My Opinion:  This one amuses me greatly.  It’s awesome.

Naked by naturegirlrocks
Summary:  Harry is set on a quest to return to the Dungeons where Severus is waiting. He is naked.
My Opinion:  This one made me snort more than once.  Could use a beta in a couple of spots.

Oblivious by Novocain
Summary:  [“It throbs,” Harry whimpered. “Put me out of my misery, please. I’m begging you! Do you get off on torture?” There was a choked sound from Snape’s vicinity.] Wherein Harry is oblivious, Snape is horny, and Luna makes bets with Hogwarts. Humor fic.
My Opinion:  Kinda ridiculous.

Of Pixie Dust and Clapping Your Hands by point-of-tears
Summary:  Sure,he defeated Voldemort at 16. Sure he can play Quidditch. And sure,he can blow up a cauldron in Potions with the best of them. But when he wakes the first day of his seventh year to a startling surprise,Harry Potter realizes he doesn’t do normal HP/SS
Length:  85K – Complete!  (Marking stories as “complete” is kind of like marking stories as “het” – something that some take for granted, but the rest of us know better)

Perfecting the Art of Odd by point-of-tears
Summary:  Sequel to Of Pixie Dust and Clapping Your Hands. Fairy tales usually end and have their “Happily Ever After.” Well, Harry Potter’s fairy tale is only just beginning and things are getting very interesting…or crazy. Whichever comes first. HP/SS
Length:  84K, Complete

Oh, That Evil Snow by ssjrice
Summary:  It’s Christmas break and the Weasleys play a particularly awful trick on Harry, but Snape is more than ready to help out.
Warnings:  SLASH SnapeHarry Snarry . PWP . ONESHOT

One Stupid Person by quixotic-hope
Summary:  Having lost his value as a spy for the light, Severus must now take a deaging potion and befriend the dratted BoyWhoLived. But what happens when he starts falling in love? HPSS.
Length:  20K, Complete

The Other Potter by Sa-kun
Summary:  Severus Snape decides he deserves happiness. Slash, AR
My Opinion:  Not what you expect, but very good nonetheless.  Harry is not The Boy Who Lived, and Severus despises his twin.
Length:  14K, Complete

Pains and Contradictions by atypicalsnowman
Summary:  SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.
Length:  306K WIP

Pantogogue by BC
Summary:  Slash SSHP. Severus’ POV: Potter is changing in front of my eyes, gaining a disconcerting resemblance to Tom Riddle. As usually, it falls to me to save the brat… for the price of ‘only’ my soul.
Length:  135K, Complete

Persuasion by Achilles2
Summary:  Short PWP: Harry needs Snape’s help and he’ll do ANYTHING to get it. This is the missing slash-scene from Geena’s Black is Black (SBHG)
My Warnings: blow jobs

Pink by AbstractConcept
Summary:  Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot
My opinion:  Really good little story.

Teacher’s Pet by AbstractConcept
Summary:  Sequel to Pink, can be read alone. Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can’t—or won’t—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape grows reluctantly fond of the bugger. Slash.

Pledges by Amireal
Summary:  **COMPLETE** Screwed up spells, attacks on hogwarts, Potions Masters who dearly wish he had actual control over his life. SLASH HP/SS
My Warnings/Opinions: Bottom!Harry, Bottom!Snape, everything else in-between (well, not explicitly, but you’ll see).  This is the wizarding equivalent of the “Aliens Made Them Do It” motif.  And Merlin bless me, but I love it.  There’s also a love triangle occurring between Hermione Granger/Ronald Weasley/Draco Malfoy.  And it needs a beta, and someone to help with formatting (and I still love it).
Length:  71K

The Quiz by Kosaka
Summary:  The Gryffindor boys take a compatibility test that forces Harry to come to terms with his feelings for a certain broody older man. But how will Snape take it when he tries to confess? Snape x Harry. COMPLETE.
Length:  10K

Remember Your Heart by bramblerose-proudfoot
Summary:  COMPLETE! After Voldie’s destruction, Harry takes Snape into his home to care for him. Can there be reconciliation? HPSS
Length:  72K

Ring of Fire by Ellen Smithee (ellensmithee)
Summary:  Teh healing buttsecks – literally.
Warnings:  Dialogue only, healing sex
My Warnings:  nifty concept, bottom!Harry, amusing

Saviour Forgotten by Kalliopes Kiss
Summary:  ((COMPLETED)) Harry Potter is charged for a crime that he didnt commit, betrayed and forgotten my those he holds dear. HPSS
Length:  37K

Showers by mrscakeakajane
Summary:  After a tough training session, and not wanting to trudge through the castle looking like a swamp creature, Harry and Severus decided to use the Quidditch showers. As dirty as it sounds.

Shrinking Snape by Srforests
Summary:  Neville Longbottom botches a shrinking potion that causes Professor Severus Snape to shrink until he’s three inches tall. Harry is forced to look after him and keep him a secret. SLASH.
My Warnings:  Violence, hand jobs, blow jobs, probably more, but I’m too lazy to go back and reread it all right now

Slytherin by juxtaposed
Summary:  Severus thinks that Harry is very Slytherin indeed. SLASH and smuff, watch the rating! Complete.

Snapercup’s Baby: The As You Wish Outtakes by Darth Stitch
Summary:  A series of ficlets about Katerina, “Daddy’ and “Papa” from As You Wish.
Warnings:  Slash HPSS. MPREG. Complete.
My Opinion:  Very good fic(s), even the dreaded mpreg tag.

Snapercup’s Baby Part II: More As You Wish extras by Darth Stitch
Summary:  More tales featuring featuring Harry, Severus and their mischievous brood of three.
Warnings:  HPSS slash. MPREG. Fluff. Humor.

The Shameless Bad Ficlet by Darth Stitch
Summary:  Set in the universe of the “As You Wish” Outtakes – Arthur James Potter-Snape inherits Daddy Harry’s knack for trouble and then some. Yet another time-travel story.
Warnings: SLASH. HPSS

So Much More by quixotic-hope
Summary:  Growing up, Harry was told he’d only be good for sex. What happens when Severus wants more?
Warnings:  HPSS oneshot, noncon (previous), child abuse, angst, romance
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Harry

Isn’t putting a child abuse warning on an HP fic a bit redundant?

So Sexy by redfox13
Summary:  Contest 5 at The Silver Snitch. Harry is working as an Auror and is undercover as a prostitute in Knockturn Alley. Severus sees through Harry’s glamour and is shocked. He confronts the BoyWhoLived about his choice of profession. HPSS, OneShot.

Soldiers by LiterarySpell
Summary:  After Harry’s ill-fated Occlumency lesson, he visits Snape in a fit of guilt—with only minor ulterior motives. Will Snape allow him to cross the line? And can they both find a moment of peace amidst the war?

Sunshine by countesszero
Summary:  Harry has a bad influence on Severus Snape.
My Opinion:  Awww.

That Place in the Dark by Dementor Delta
Summary:  Severus Snape has survived the war and the Dark Lord, but he may not survive Harry Potter.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Harry, post-war.  It’s a really intense story, but sometimes those are the best kind.
Length: 16K, Complete

Things That Can Go Wrong by yaoi-is-wowie21
Summary:  ….While Seducing Your Potions Master. Take one messed up Harry Potter. Add one extremely uninterested Severus Snape. Mix it all up with some wacky random plots and you get my story! HarrySeverus….sorta. Absolutely odd.
My Opinion:  I think the author was drinking something stronger than absinthe while writing this, and yet I still like it.  Very not serious.  “Absolutely odd” is absolutely correct.

Up for Anything by torino10154
Summary:  Harry and Severus have lots of kinky sex. This is a good thing. However, there is something else Severus would like to try…if Harry’s willing.
Warnings:  *Unrepentant smut, anal, oral, felching, hair pulling, various toys, bondage, watersports, not completely epilogue compliant (Severus is alive *g* and Harry was never married).* PWP
My Warnings:  Shower sex, Bottom!Severus

Wears the Trousers by AbstractConcept
Summary:  Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.
My Warnings:  Nifty concept

Your Horoscope For Today by Telanu
Summary:  Snape’s having a bad day. Maybe coffee will help. Or Harry. Or both.
My Opinion:  I am amused.  Established Relationships

Severus Snape/Harry Potter/Lucius Malfoy

A Birthday Surprise For WhiteCotton’s Birthday by FaeryQueen07
Summary:  For WhiteCotton’s birthday, Potter-Snape-Malfoy babies and the gratuitous sex that leads up to them!
Warnings:  SS/HP/LM AU, threesome, double-pen., mpreg, PWP -

Star Trek – McCoy/Kirk

For whatever reason, everyone likes to pair these two together and shove Spock with Uhura.  Now, I’m not condemning those who ship Spock/Uhura, I’m just saying that I wish there were more shippers of Spock with Kirk or McCoy.

McCoy/Kirk

Crashing on the Shore of You by severinne
Summary:  It’s the first day of shore leave at Bones’ old family home, and Jim is already bored.
Warnings: Established relationship, domestic, dirty talk
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk

Guh.  This is a keeper.

Just The Same But Brand New by starsandgraces
Summary:  Seeing Jim from a different angle changes the way McCoy sees himself.
Warnings:  Breathplay
My Warnings:  Bottom!McCoy

Mission Mishaps, or How McCoy Ended up with Tentacles by vamplover82
Summary:  A mishap on a mission leaves McCoy feeling insecure about himself; Kirk sets out to change this.
Warnings:  Tentacles, transformation, anal sex, hand jobs, blow jobs
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk

Quite hot.

More Than Meets the Eye by silverraven
Summary:  In which assumptions are made and chair!sex is had
Warnings:  First time
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kirk, mutual masturbation, blow jobs, frottage

One Time Spock Walked In On Bones and Kirk Having Sex, and Five Times He Didn’t by hoosierbitch
Summary:  According to the TOS Enterprise schematics, the captain and first officer share a bathroom.
Warnings:  Spock/Nyota Uhura, rough sex, angst, friendship, mind meld, humor
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kirk, marking

That first one is uber hot.  The rest is just funny.

Favorite quote:

“That’s what I said,” Kirk replied, before smacking Spock in the posterior with a towel.

“This is not my life,” McCoy said with a groan.

Pastel by skyblue_reverie
Summary:  Umm, Bones gets whammied with sex pollen and hot manlovings ensue? :D?
Warnings:  First time, sex pollen
My Warnings/Opinion:  Hand jobs, blow jobs

Favorite quote:  “Bones, I haven’t been with anyone in at least eight months. It was part of my long-term strategy. I had a whole plan. There were diagrams and everything. I knew you wouldn’t take me seriously until I’d proved that I could keep it in my pants.”

Pierced by vamplover82
Summary:  Kirk comes back from an away mission with his ear pierced. Things sort of spiral out of control from there.
Warnings:  Piercing, anal sex
My Warnings/Opinion:  This fic amuses me.  Dirty talk (a bit), BottomMcCoy

“Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a body modification specialist. Just because I have the knowledge required to do it doesn’t mean I should.”

Something New by Thistlerose
Summary:  Jim would like to try something new. Bones has no objections.
Warnings:  Rimming, felching, fingerfucking
My Warnings:  Bottom!McCoy

Steal my Breath by tresa_cho
Summary:  McCoy plays with Jim in the therapeutic spa.
Warnings:  bondage, breathplay, water sex, D/s, submersion bondage
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk, auto-erotic asphyxiation

Woof.  Definitely have a thing for asphyxiation fics.

This Time by lady_krysis
Summary:  “I’ve got nothing left to say/Just take me away.”
Warnings: Anal sex, rough sex
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kirk

The Trouble With Bubbles by dvswraatins
Prompt:  Every male on the bridge is simultaneously impregnated… by Uhura (and not through sex, because that would be somewhat difficult).  I want smug!Uhura, an embarrassed bridge crew (including a few no-names or redshirts, even), and Scotty and Bones just being pretty much speechless whenever they see them.  And one slash pairing, which can be Chekov/Sulu, Chekov/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy, or if none of those tickle your fancy Spock/Kirk.
My Warnings:  Crackfic (but good).   Amusing as hell.  Mpreg

Where Your Eye Won’t Hit Me by severinne
Summary:  Bones is fed up with Jim’s recklessness. Jim doesn’t mind if it means more of this.
Warnings:  PWP, BDSM, blindfolds, bondage, angst, hurt/comfort
My Warnings:  Bottom!McCoy

Star Trek – Spock/Kirk

Spocky Spock Spock Spock.  I like Spock.  Probably because he reminds me a bit of Snape.  Heh.

Spock/Kirk

Anatomy by nishi_shinji
My Summary/Warnings:  kink meme, awkward situations; basically, Spock goes to McCoy after figuring out he is gay and asks for advice.

Bang a Gong by waketosleep
Summary:  The chronicles of the Sad Bastards Club (Enterprise Chapter).
Warnings:  Pon Farr, Romantic Comedy, Shenanigans, Abject Silliness, Mission Fic, Star Trek Big Bang Challenge
My Warnings:  Bottom!Spock, Bottom!Kirk (well, implied), frickin’ hilarious

Blood is the Life by penbrydd
Warnings: Dub-con, bloodplay
My Warnings: Bottom!Kirk, kinda uck if you’re not into this sort of thing, but oddly sensual too.

Both Hands On The Throttle by Ywain Penbrydd (penbrydd)
Summary:  Sometimes Spock throttles the hell out of his captain, but only when the captain really deserves it. But, what if Kirk’s pissing him off on purpose?
Warnings:  Smut, Breathplay, Kink Meme
My Warnings:  blow jobs, hand jobs

Cold and Wet by penbrydd
In response to this prompt:  jim and spock get caught in the rain.  freezing heavy rain, clinging clothes, drenched hair, and hotter-then-human vulcan skin.
Warnings:  Uh, smut? Vulcan hand!porn?
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kirk, blow jobs

Damaged Goods by Corpus Invictus
Summary/Prompt:  I wanna see a fic in which Spock has a congenital defect or deformity due to his hybrid genetics. Uhura is turned off by what ever it is and dumps Spock. Spock sulks and hates himself until Kirk comes in and saves the day with Epic Reassuring Love Makings. I want emotional depth and details about Spock’s problem and how he deals with it. I want SecretlySmart!Kirk being caring but not mushy.”

This took SO LONG to finish, I cannot even tell you. I really like Uhura so making her dump Spock over something this shallow was difficult, and then the prompt kind of ran away with me for a bit before I could get to the Epic Reassurance part of the prompt. I’m a little unsure of how this one turned out.
My Warnings:  Star Trek XI ‘verse, angsty, hand jobs

Destiny’s Bitch : Deleted Scene by mdevile
Summary: The missing scene after the second meld in Destiny’s Bitch
Warnings:  Mind Meld, orgasm delay/denial, smut
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk

It is not necessary to read the other fic in order to appreciate this one.

A Gentle Nudge by rhaegal
Summary:  A transporter malfunction takes Kirk and Spock to a parallel dimension in which their alternate selves act very oddly indeed.
Universe:
TOS/Reboot crossover
A/N:
Written for the KiScon 2011 zine. Inspired by a very old prompt at [livejournal.com profile] st_xi_kink: Kirk/Spock & Kirk Prime/Spock Prime, “Does he do that thing with his tongue?”
My Warnings: 
mind meld sex thing *laugh*  They didn’t have penetrative sex, but it was a little unclear what exactly happened.  Hot though.  *nods*

“Huh.” So that was another thing Nero had to answer for; he’d deprived them of buttons.

In Tune by heeroluva
Summary:  Jim and Spock enjoy an active sex life despite Spock’s impotence.

Original prompt: “Normal” Sex… For a Vulcan: Spock might not be able to have an erection outside of Pon Farr, but he does feel pleasure normally and his fingers are much more sensitive anyway. Normal nightly sex for Jim and Spock has Kirk being fingered then fisted by his bondmate. This is not something new to them (i.e. most fisting fics) but part of their normal sex routine.

The Spock/Jim/Bones is implied to take place in the future.
Warnings:  Fisting, Sounding, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Sexual Dysfunction, Sex Toys, Dirty Talk, Alien Gender/Sexuality, Alien Biology, Explicit Language, Dom/Sub
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Kirk (clearly)

Not real sure if I see/agree with the dom/sub bit. Meh.

5+1:  I Wanna Hold Your Hand by penbrydd
Warnings: Language, implications
Notes: For a prompt on the crackmeme. Spock’s flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it’s enough to make the Ambassador’s entourage retch. I didn’t quite hit what the OP was asking for, but it’s probably good for a giggle.
My Warnings:  Oblivious!Kirk, cuteness, kissing!

Junkie by naroclie
Prompt: Kirk/Spock. On an away mission, Kirk gets drugged (not sex pollen, just… opiate type) and as Spock is rescuing his high ass, Kirk starts babbling about how Spock totally needs to fuck him and not to give him any of that Pon Farr bullshit (which this Kirk and frankly, no human should know about) because Kirk knows (via mindmeld flashback) that he totally can and he totally already has. Later, Spock confronts Kirk and makes him explain himself. Porn ensues.
Warnings: Drug-use, asphyxiation
My Warnings: Bottom!Kirk

Just Lie Back and Think Of The Federation by ifyouweremine
Summary:  “What are you doing?” said Kirk when Spock started taking off his shirt. (Aliens made them do it!)
Warnings: Fuck-or-die (sort of—but don’t worry, they end up liking it), snark, bottom!Spock, filthynastygood barebacking, wantonness

The Law of Definite Proportions by what_alchemy
Summary:  When captors take their clothes, Jim and Spock struggle with the revelation of Jim’s ambiguous genitalia.
Warnings: Underage (referencing the past), James T. Kirk/Spock, James T. Kirk/OMC, Spock/T’Pring, Spock/T’Pring/Stonn, Stonn/T’Pring, James T. Kirk, Spock, OMCs, T’Pring, Stonn (Star Trek), Double Penetration, Threesome – F/M/M, Gender Related, Intersexuality
My Warnings/Opinion:  Rimming, blow jobs, fingering, Bottom!Spock, anal, Bottom!Kirk, hermaphrodite

Le sigh. I wish authors would actually tag their works with the appropriate words. I mean, compare my tags to this author’s. Personally, I think mine make this a much more enticing fic.  Besides, the double penetration?  Two guys on a girl – so technically double penetration, but since they’re utilizing two holes, I don’t really count it the same way.  Meh.  I didn’t much like that part anyway.

Many Waters by what_alchemy
Summary: Four years after Spock left him, Jim is finally going to get an explanation.
Warnings:  Fisting, Pon Farr, break up (i.e. angst)
My Warnings/Opinion:  Shortest Pon Farr I’ve ever read in my life.  Bottom!Kirk, and a panic attack if I’m  not mistaken (in the beginning).  Okay, so the regular sexytimes stuff is kind of short and glossed over, but the fisting scene is totally awesome.

Need No Words by merkuria
Summary:  Spock finds a way to make Jim forget about bad things.
Warnings:  Breathplay, D/s
My Warnings:  blow jobs, hand jobs

Pissed and Pregnant by jade_dragoness
Summary:  Written for the prompt: Spock is fucking PISSED at Kirk – outright ‘if I didn’t love/respect you so damn much I would kill you DEAD’-pissed – and lets him know in a fit of epic vocal rage. Why? Because how is Spock supposed to do his duties when the captain somehow managed to impregnate his sterile ass?
My Warnings:  Friggin’ hilarious, mpreg, Bottom!Spock (well, implied anyway *snickers)

“Damn it, Jim. I‘m a doctor, not a human shield,” grumbled McCoy.

Poor Impulse Control by ximeria
Summary:  You can’t expect James T. Kirk to control himself 24-7
Warnings:  Porn Battle, Porn, Smut, blow jobs

A Series of Ill-Conceived Experiments by ginandironic
Summary:  Spock’s a mystery, and Jim’s the cat curiosity killed. Vulcan biology is weird.
Warnings:  First time
My Warnings/Opinion:  WIP, purring

Chapters 2 out of 3 are done and smut has not occurred yet! Hm, although I still like the fic, and so I suppose this proves that I’m not just a perv.

Shifts by K’Chaps
Summary: Kirk has trouble sharing.
Rating: NC-17 (I disagree)
My Warnings: Very new bond between Kirk and Spock, angst, self-doubt from Kirk.

Maybe when this was written originally, it could have been considered NC-17, but I’d rate it T now. Maybe a T+ at most (does that exist?).  Body parts are not mentioned, and things are kind of unclear during the so-called action parts.  I think they have sex?  Maybe?  If they did, I may have to add it to the Lube? What Lube? category. Otherwise it’s more along the lines of frottage/mutual masturbation/bond sex?

And yet, it’s sweet.  Nice.  I like it, despite the ambiguity of its action scenes.

Thorough by anonymous
Summary/prompt: Kirk/Spock – Spock fucked raw, sore and filled with Kirk’s come. With Kirk loving it. Rimming and fletching is a total plus as well.
Warnings:  Injury during sex, Pon Farr, Bottom!Spock

Overdone by anonymous
Summary:  Kind of sort of a sequel to another fic I posted recently called “Thorough”, in which Spock goes into Pon Farr and has wild, violent sex with Kirk and bottoms for the first time. Stands on its own, though.
Warnings:  mpreg (but not as annoying as most mpreg fics)

Wherein Kirk Swears That The ‘T’ Does Not Stand For Thickheaded by jade_dragoness
Summary:  Based on the prompt: Spock/Kirk, Spock enters Pon Farr while trapped somewhere with Kirk. Kirk is clueless.  Star Trek XI.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, Pon Farr, Bottom!Kirk, bonding

Het

I very seldom read fics where the authors has changed the gender of one of the main characters.  This next fic may be my only exception to that rule.

Believing Rumors by ArwendeImladris
Summary:  Jamie Kirk is 28, Starfleet’s youngest captain, in love with her first officer – and a virgin. But Spock chooses to believe the rumors of her promiscuity – until a planet that equates virginity with childhood shows him just how wrong he is.
My Warnings/Opinions:  First time, awkward situations *snickers*

This is the only Star Trek fic I have bookmarked on my fanfiction profile.

Batman/Robin, Batman/Nightwing Slash

Everything else is here.  Really, I blame (thank?) Te for showing me what good fanfic looks like (and therefore giving me standards . . .).  BTW, if anyone is interested, here is Te’s smut manifesto.

Regarding Robin, I really only like Tim fics.  He’s a good kid, but he’s also not as compliant as Dick was (or seemed to be).  Of course, Dick showed them all what rebelling was all about and that counts for a lot, really.

Batman/Nightwing

Iconic by Te and Jack
Summary:  When Gotham gives you architecture like that, it must be used.
Ratings Note: NC-17.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Nightwing, Bottom!Batman (so hot!).  In my old tagging system, all I have other than what I’ve already written is: “Home run!”  Heh.  This is a good one.  Really good.  Top notch.

Batman/Robin (Tim)

A mean arithmetic by Te
Summary: Tim is an analytical sort. Bruce is an interesting subject.
Ratings Note/Warnings: NC-17. Content some readers may find disturbing.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, hand jobs

The Air, You Breathe by Te
Summary:  Batman and Robin vs. The Terrible Slash Cliché!
Ratings Note: NC-17. Content some readers may find disturbing.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Robin (Tim), Sex Pollen, dub-con (sort of), first time, hand jobs, rimming, drugged (kind of goes with the bit about the sex pollen), chan (I think, since I’m not real sure how old Tim is here), begging, sex on hood of the Batmobile (whoo!).

Like I said, I don’t really care if it’s chan–especially if they’re both drugged and Tim is a teenager.

But yet so irresistible by Te
Summary:  Bruce and Tim bond.
Ratings Note/Warnings: NC-17. Contains content some readers may find disturbing.
My Warnings/Opinion: foreplay, hand jobs, blow jobs

For a long time, I had this one tagged in my bookmarks with these words:  “Best one.”  I’ll let you make your own opinions though.

Doesn’t Let Go by Jane St Clair
Summary:  There’s blood everywhere, and Tim won’t let go of him.
Warnings: Underage, hurt/comfort
My Warnings/Opinion: It’s rated as Explicit, but I think the author could move it down to Mature. Frottage. I really like this one, despite a few issues (like Batman’s wearing some of his armor, and then he’s miraculously naked?).  Trauma aftermath.

Something greater to catch by Te
Summary: It’s thrilling and terrifying and strange, and there is no comfort in familiarity.
Ratings Note/Warnings: NC-17. Contains content some readers may find disturbing.
Warnings: Chan, Bottom!Robin (Tim)

Teeth by Te
Summary: Negotiation is an art form, and a game.
Ratings Note/Warnings: NC-17. Content some readers may find disturbing.
My Warnings:  chanish, first time, Bottom!Robin (Tim), anal

Batman ‘Verse – Other Pairings

Batman/Robin and Batman/Nightwing pairings are here.  I think every slash pairing on this post could qualify under “rare,” but who knows.  Oh, except maybe the Batman/Superman ones.

I suppose that a lot of these are technically crossovers between the comic ‘verse and toon ‘verse and the Justice League . . . blah.  I don’t really care.

  • Batman

Batman paired with the Green Lantern.  Does that qualify as a rare pairing?  Maybe. If rare pairing is equal to being “ridiculously hard to find,” then I’d say it qualifies.

Which Green Lantern is listed here?  The John Stewart one, unless noted otherwise.

From Green Lantern #156Batman/Green Lantern

Power Lines by Te
Summary:  It’s not a relationship.
Ratings Note: NC-17.
My Warnings:  Bottom!GreenLantern, blow jobs, rare pairing

Batman/Flash (Wally West)

If Batman/Green Lantern pairings are ridiculously hard to find, then Batman/Flash pairings are only slightly better.  I think authors enjoy putting these two together if only because they are complete and utter opposites.

And in this moment by Te
Summary:  Wally’s got a visitor.
Ratings Note:  NC-17. So very, very NC-17.
My Warnings:  Gee, where should I start . . .  rare pairing, blow jobs/hand jobs, first time, rimming, Bottom!Flash (multiple orgasms?).  Um.  That’s mostly it.

Point Proven by Jazyrha
Summary:  Wally has a point to prove.
Warnings: Bondage, Restraints, Humour, Banter, Mild Language, Sexual Content
My Warnings:  Bottom!Flash

Possibility by Te
Summary:  Wally tries hard.  Batman doesn’t.
Ratings Note: NC-17.
Author’s Note: Never in my life did I think I’d write this pairing.   I’ve *mocked* this pairing. I know better now.
My Warnings:  hand job, literal darkness, first time, rare pairing.  Also, this is the first of a three part series.  I don’t much like the ones after (not b/c they aren’t good, but b/c they aren’t my thing).

Date Night is the next fic, and In the hollows of his love comes after that.

same grim giving, The by shrift
Summary/Warning:  Sex pollen
My Warnings:  Hand jobs, Bottom!Flash, sort of dub-con, but not really . . . you’ll see.

This Fever, Spreading by Te
Summary: Wally knows he shouldn’t.
Ratings Note/Warning: NC-17. Possible disturbing content.
My Warnings: Finger fucking, blow jobs

Threats and Promises by laceymcbain
Summary:  Bruce had said if Wally didn’t come back, he’d come and get him. It wasn’t a threat. It was a promise.
Warnings:  Shower sex, angst, established relationship (it’s part 6 of a series – but not really necessary to read others unless you want to . . .)
My Warnings:  Finger fucking, blow jobs

Trespass not on his solitude by shrift
Summary: “You shouldn’t be here,” Batman says.
Warnings:  First Time, Hot Tub, justice league (animated)
My Warnings: Bottom!Flash

Batman/Gordan/Harvey Dent – from Nolan movies

Men on the Chessboard by jane_potter
Summary:  In the end, everything is very simple: Bruce is the legend, Harvey is the lion, and Jim is the law; and if this is the sum of them, then they are nothing if not with each other. This thing between them– whatever it is– has bound them together for years, and all that’s really certain is that both Gotham and they are better for it.
Warnings:  Threesome – M/M/M, Blow Jobs, Dirty Talk, Explicit Language, Explicit Sexual Content, Chess, Blindfolds
My Opinion/Warnings: Bottom!Dent. Rare Pairing (at least with all three of them).  They know his secret identity and Dent is still Dent.

Batman/Superman

Hell or High Water by Azurine
Summary: “I told you not to touch it.”
Warnings: Aliens-Make-Them-Do-It
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Batman, friggin’ hilarious

“Um. . .” said Bruce. Vaguely, he wondered how exactly *he* always ended up being the guy who had to deal with strange shit like this. Captain America probably *never* had to watch gay porn in an alien spaceship.

In, around, through by Te
Summary: Eventually, they were going to have to talk. One way or another.
Ratings Note: NC-17
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Batman (oh hell yes!), finger fucking, public sex (ish).

This pairing is just a problem waiting to happen. I mean, the Dark Knight and the Boy Scout? On the other hand, I like when people write Supes with a little depth (really, any would be more than most). And Bottom!Bats . . . geez. Look at the others on this list. Batman NEVER bottoms, except in non-con sometimes. So hot.

Batman (Bruce)/Batman (Terry McGinnis)

Even the wildest animals by Te
Summary: Terry isn’t entirely altruistic.
Ratings Note: NC-17. Cold weather comfort fic with porn.
My Warnings: Blow job, hand job, massage, age difference, technically chan . . . sort of. Like Terry’s old enough to be Batman, but not have sex with guys more than FOUR TIMES his age? Dude.

Grace, force, fascination by Te
Summary: Terry knows how to get what he wants.
Ratings Note: NC-17.
My Warnings/Opinion: Age difference (like extreme, and technically chan, I suppose, even if Terry is 16 or 17), blow jobs, finger fucking, Bottom!Batman (Terry), light begging.

I don’t think I’ve ever read this pairing anywhere else, but then again, I really didn’t care for this Batman that much, so it’s likely I just never looked. *slightly feral grin* But Te does it right.

  • Alfred Pennyworth

Alfred Pennyworth/Lucius Fox

Backstage by Yahtzee
Summary:  “We are neither of us what we were intended to be.”  Some love stories are no worse for an interruption.
My Warnings:  Kisses.  *pleased*  Rare pairing.

Hidden Depths by minim_calibre
Summary: For Porn Battle 8, prompt Alfred/Lucius, dedication
My Warnings: Hand job, rare pairing

Old, Familiar Things by lonelywalker
Summary:  Alfred and Lucius’ first evening in the new and improved Wayne Manor.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Alfred (which leaves me halfway between “wow!” and “oh god”).  However, it’s not explicit, so I’m definitely more on the “wow” side.  Vague, general, but still spicy. :)  Rare pairing?

  • Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn/Joker

Bad Jokes by hahaharley
Summary: Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Warnings: Psychological Drama, Thriller, Suspense, Graphic depictions of violence
My Warnings/Opinion: het!, really awesome fic

Forty Eight by rapacityinblue
Summary: One man’s freedom is another’s descent into madness.
Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, [references to] child abuse
My Warnings/Opinion: The allure of the Joker . . . to a young Harley Quinn.

Malady by hahaharley
Summary: The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better.
Warnings: Psychological Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Graphic depictions of violence
My Warnings/Opinion: addiction, het

Criminal Minds – Aaron Hotchner – Other Pairings

Other pairings aside from Hotch/Reid.  I decided to split that post because of how many Hotch/Reid fics I had vs. how few I had of others.

Hotch/Reid/Morgan

(I don’t like Reid/Morgan much, but I like it when they’re all together.  Meh)

A Pair of Jokers by seditionary
Summary:  Hotch, Reid and Morgan are on a long drive and need to stop for the night. Hotch discovers something he’s not sure he wanted to know about his two special agents.
Warnings:  Slash, naughty goings-on.
My Warnings:  Not a threesome really, more like accidental voyeurism; anal, Bottom!Reid, masturbation

Change My Needs by JustJasper
Summary:  For Kink Meme IV: Hotch and Reid invite Morgan for a threesome to cuckold Hotch. Smut.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, needs a beta (fun with tenses, ahem), a little OOC, ridiculously hot.  Mostly Reid/Morgan, but established Hotch/Reid, Voyeur!Hotch

Royalty Has Its Privileges by seditionary
Summary:  Silly AU inspired by the Royal Wedding. Hotch is a prince whose father Rossi, lol is making him choose a bride, but he’s more interested in his two courtiers, Morgan and Reid.
Warnings:  Smut! Slash, crackish, m/m sex, threesome.
My Warnings:  Kinda ridiculous, but fun.

Sex Ed by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  REQUEST FROM EMRI-MAY–When hotel room key cards get mixed up, Hotch finds himself walking in on Morgan and Reid engaged in unexpected activities. But even more unexpected, Morgan talks Hotch into joining in… and it wasn’t hard to do so, either. H/M/R
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, dirty talk, anal, fluff, double penetration (DP), Bottom!Reid

Hotch/Morgan

A Moment of Weakness by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary: Hotch beds with Morgan after a long case, and Morgan’s dream causes him to act on some…hidden feelings. This is Slash! Also, rated M for a reason.
My Warnings: Hand jobs, dub-con? (kinda), masturbation

Deadly Intent by Ice_Prince1
Summary: Twin fic with Not my Intention, this time Hotch’s POV, pwp
Warnings: Slash, Anal Sex, No Redeeming Social Value, PWP
My Warnings: Bottom!Hotch (whoo!)

The Everything Man by IrishCreamTruffle
Summary:  SLASH. Derek Morgan and Aaron Hotchner – Hotch . Hotch: “No one should expect to get a lot of sleep for the next three days.” Rated for adult content.
My Warnings:  Mutual masturbation, blow jobs

Hotch/Rossi/Reid

Who’s With Reid? by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  So, WHO ended up rooming with Reid while they were in Alaska? Here are eight different scenarios of possible answers. Every Reid pairing, just because I wanted to see if I could do it.
Warnings:  Re/H, Re/Ro, Re/P, Re/JJ, Re/Ga, Re/M, Re/Gi, Re/Elle, Threesome DP
My Warnings:  This fic is so wonderfully versatile.  Ch8 is Hotch/Rossi/Reid.  Hand jobs, nightmares, rimming, Bottom!Reid

Now THAT’S An Unexpected Request by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  The fifth installment of lastcrazyhorn’s “Now” series. As a 29 year old virgin, Spencer has more than a few things he wants to try out in the bedroom. But who will he trust to have that first experience with?
Warnings:Established Relationship, Slash, Anal Sex, Felching, Threesome – M/M/M, First Time, Loss of Virginity, Age Difference, Blow Jobs, Skinny Dipping, Bottom!Rossi, bottom!Reid, Alternate Universe, Dirty Talk

Hotch/Reid/John Blackwolf

Fortune Cookies by Stacy L.A. Stronach (Slash_girl)
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch, blow jobs

Hotch/John Blackwolf

The Same Place by Tigerlady (shetiger)
Summary:  There is an old Apache saying: You can take many paths to get to the same place.
Warnings:  Infidelity, First Time, Episode Related
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch

A Road, Long and Winding by Tigerlady (shetiger)
Summary:  Finalizing the divorce has left Hotch adrift and dangerously unfocused. When a case brings the BAU back to New Mexico, he finds himself thinking about an old acquaintance–and maybe, taking some time to sort out all the stuff in his head.
Warnings:  Episode Related
My Warnings:  Bottom!Blackwolf

Hotch/Reid, Hotch/Gideon, Morgan/Gideon

Released and Bound by slashgirl
Summary:  Gideon gives Hotch what he needs…even Reid.
Warnings:  Bondage, Dom/Sub
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch

Hotch/Prentiss

Acid and Baby Oil by tbird1965
Summary: While looking for an unsub, Hotch and Emily are accidently covered in a caustic acid powder that begins to eat away their clothing. The cure? Baby oil. HAVE FUN.
Warnings:  Rated M for Mature, naked, oily smutty adult fun.
My Warnings:  het!!!  Ridiculous situations.

Hotch/Prentiss, Jack

A Letter to Santa by chiroho
Summary:  TV Show Episode Title Challenge – December – One Tree Hill: Please, Please, Please, Let me Get What I Want – Hotch and Jack have a little father/son time one evening. No spoilers, but set some time after ’100′. Oneshot.
My Warnings:  Cuteness.  Life with Jack.

Hotch/Seaver

Man or Machine? by tbird1965
Summary:  Ashley Seaver’s a little frighened of her intense, stoic new boss. To her he seems more like a machine then a man. Will her opionion change when she catches him engaging in a very human and very private act. Rated M for MATURE.
Warnings:  Masturbation, voyeurism

This is the first of a series; so if you liked it, you might consider looking at the author’s profile and continue reading.

Criminal Minds – NCIS Crossover

Hotch/Gibbs

What He Wants by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  When a serial rapist attacks a naval petty officer, the BAU suddenly finds themselves sharing their case with a team from the NCIS. Three shot. Almost PWP. Slash. All the good stuff. :) Gibbs/Hotch
Warnings:  Slash, Anal Sex, First Time, Crossover, Top!Gibbs, Bottom!Hotch, Rimming, Blow Jobs
My Warning:  Rare pairing (seriously; people do not write this pairing, for whatever reason), shower sex (ish)

Criminal Minds – Aaron Hotchner/Spencer Reid

Hmm.  Well, since Rotch is already accounted for, I suppose I should cover Hotch/Reid.  Oh and these are all consensual.  All others are here.

Hotch/Reid

A Kiss Is… by bowie28
Summary:  For a Renaissance man such as Dr. Reid, a kiss can mean a lot of things. *Hotch/Reid slash*
My Warnings:  fluff, nifty concept, angst

A Little Crazy by KoolJack1
Summary:  Slash, you’ve been warned. Post-Corazon On the plane ride home, Reid’s headaches get worse.
My Warnings:  frottage, angst, needs a betaish, WIP, life with Jack

All This Will Pass by recrudescence
Summary:  Written for Ubervirgin for the CM fic exchange. Prompt: Garcia and Prentiss go out and are surprised to find Reid and Hotch on a date…and engaged in heavy PDAs.
Warnings:  Public sex, voyeurism, dirty talk
My Opinion:  Holy.  Friggin’.  Wow.

A Rock and A Hard Place by Rushlight
Summary: Reid and Hotch are kidnapped during the course of an investigation.
My Warnings: Kidnapping, attempted non-con, language, bottom!Reid (i.e. happy ending)

Auld Lang Syne by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Next in the H/R series! After spending Christmas together in Santa Fe, Hotch and Reid are back in Quantico. But they don’t have to go back to work yet. It’s time for the Bureau’s New Years Ball! And the fun that comes after… SLASH!
My Warnings: 
public sex (ish), orgasm delay/denial, bottom!Reid, masturbation, blow jobs, begging (a little)

Behavioral Analysis K9 Unit by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Garcia has a drunken dream involving the team as dogs. Still Reid-centric even though it’s Garcia’s dream. Just something goofy, not to be taken seriously. Just for fun. See if YOU think I matched breeds with the characters well! Warnings:  H/R Fluff

Beyond The . . . by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  Aaron just has to ‘get over it.’ He knows that their relationship isn’t based on sex, but thanks to years of doing what he does for a living, he knows that it plays a pretty damn big part. Sex is about trust.
Rating/Warnings: Oh, so FRAO/NC-17, includes the use of sex toys. Mild d/s. (graphic sexual situations, profanity, adult content)
My Warnings/Opinion:  Masturbation, vulnerable Hotch

Oh god, this was crazy hot.

Broken Pieces by Moony3003
Summary:  Gideon has left, leaving Reid only with a goodbye letter. Feeling shattered and alone, Reid goes to Hotch for answers.
Warning: contains graphic slash. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings:  Technically adultery, given that Hotch is still married; bottom!Reid, first time, angst

Calypso Coffee by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  What happens when Reid lets Morgan pick his drink? Well, Reid is very dominant when drunk.
Warnings:  Includes: Light bondage, Dom!Reid, alcohol use. Rated M for a reason. I own nothing.
My Warnings:  Frottage, anal, Bottom!Hotch (whoo!), first time, blow jobs, orgasm delay/denial, begging (a little)

Chapstick by CMAli 1
Summary:  Sometimes, life requires a salvation. He is Aaron’s.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, PWP

Close by recrudescence
Summary:  No one ever thinks of Reid as being particularly well-adapted, but Aaron believes in giving due credit. He isn’t sure he would be able to serve as a functioning member of society if he were incapable of forgetting.
Warnings:  Kink meme
My Warnings:  Cross dressing, intimate . . . it’s not what you think, either.  *grin*

Conditional Absolution by starofoberon
Summary:  Post-”Omnivore”- in the “Home Demonstration” universe, Hotch comes to ask Reid for the help that only he can give to deal with Aaron’s guilt.
Warnings:  Rated for somewhat graphic physical and psychological violence. NO slash. COMPLETE

Crossfire by Amazanda
Summary:  Slash: Hotch/Reid: The beginning has to start from somewhere. When Hotch looked at Reid, his eyes were opened to the truth around him. Watch as these two agents make it through the first season.
Length:  53K
Rating:  M

Donor by Fabrisse
Summary: Reid’s been kidnapped. Hotch does his best to buy him time for the rest of the team to get there.
Warnings: dub con (for both Hotch and Reid)
My Warnings/Opinion: violence, detective work, eugenics, orgasm with an audience
Rating: E (Explicit)

Dream Distortion by skye-hunter
Summary:  Reid has a dream that he can neither forget nor understand. This is slash with Reid and a male lover…it’s not overly graphic, I don’t think, but I wish to give fair warning
My Warnings:  Dream sex, hot, Bottom!Reid

Early Meeting by PhantomDaae1981
Summary:  Hotch calls Reid into the office for some private adult fun. Inspired by Reid’s statement during the Season 6 finale, when he said it had been three years and eight months since Hotch had called a meeting so early.
Warnings:  Slash, Hotch/Reid. Basically PWP.
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, first time, Bottom!Reid, anal, desk sex

Engendered by SevenCorvus
Summary:  It was all Garcia’s fault he thought.
Warnings:  cross dressing, ficlet, GenSlash, m/m, Preslash, PWP, Romance, sexual references, slash
My Warnings/Opinion:  Lovely mental images.

The Evidence of Things Not Seen by travelinthedark
Summary:  It usually goes like this: they have a bad case, Aaron goes to Spencer’s apartment, Spencer lets Aaron fuck him, Aaron leaves and they don’t talk about it.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid

Falling In Love Is Hard To Do by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  Hotch sings to Reid, a plan Garcia was in on. How does that go over? Slash, rate M for a reason. This is for AhmoseInarus for Chit Chat on Author’s Corner, as a part of the Valentine’s Gift Fic Exchange. Second Version with same prompts.
My Warnings:  Anal, Bottom!Reid, first time

Following a Bright Shiny Thing by travelinthedark
Summary: Wherein Reid feels like 6th grade girl, the girls squee from time to time, and there are little blue drinks.
My Warnings/Opinion: Alcohol, kisses, no details but they do finally get together
Length: 5.5k
Rating: T (Teens and up)

The Great Alphabet Meme Hotch,Reid Version by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary: A series of stories inspired by letters of the alphabet prompts on my LJ. This is the Hotch/Reid set.
My Warnings:  Romance, language, Jack

Illative Illocution by recrudescence
Summary:  Writting for Ubervirgin for the CM fic exchange. Prompt: Reid is finally introduced to Hotch’s brother, Sean, as “the boyfriend.”
My Warnings:  coming out, awkward situations

The Lash by seditionary
Summary:  Continuation of “Without Reid.” Hotch has a B/D relationship with Reid. This is their night together after Reid returns from Vegas.
Warnings:  Contains infliction of pain and m/m sex; slash. Oh, and Reid on a motorcycle.
My Warnings:  blow job, Bottom!Hotch, whip

Lost in the Stacks by travelinthedark
Summary:  “I’m a nerd,” Spencer murmurs against Aaron’s skin, “a library fantasy shouldn’t come as a surprise.”
My Warnings:  PDA

Love Notes by Kathi1C
Summary:  Someone is sending Spencer notes for Valentine’s Day. Written for Seditionary for the Valentine’s Day gift exchange. Note the rating change
My Warnings:  first time, blow jobs, dirty talk

Mile High Inside by seditionary
Summary:  Hotch and Reid join the Mile High Club sex on a plane!
Warnings: 
Slash, sex, naughty words. Another Kink Meme entry.
My Warnings: 
Bottom!Reid, public sex (ish)

Nightmare by AhmoseInarus
Summary: Follows “The Hunted” in the H/R series – Just as the title says, Reid has a nightmare that scares him more than a nightmare has scared him in a LONG time. The team is there to comfort him when he wakes.
Warnings: H/R fluff
Rating: T
My Opinion: Aww.

No Longer Routine by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  In this new relationship he has with Spencer, Aaron can usually predict what’s going to happen next. He likes that aspect, honestly. It gives him a sense of security. But the smile is a change. -SLASH, FRAO. Please read warnings.
Rating/Warnings: FRAO/NC-17 (smut ahoy!, Graphic sex, adult content, profanity)
My Warnings:  blow jobs, masturbation, dom!Reid, fingering

On the Dotted Line by writing2death
Summary:  “What are you doing?” Reid smiles against his neck, “I’m tracing my name,” he says.
My Warnings: chills, short, sweet

Pathetic by meiflower
Summary:  It hurt and it felt good and it was all so pathetic. Set at the end of “LDSK.”
Warnings:  Reid/Hotch masturbation, sexual themes, yaoi (Um, not really)

Pianissimo by morejoyful
Summary:  A case at a music conservatory causes Hotch to see Reid in a whole new light. Written for Criminal Minds kink meme IV; prompt inside.
Warnings:  Graphic sex.
My Warnings: 
Imaginary sex, Bottom!Reid

Quickie by Stacy LA Stronach (slashgirl)
Summary:  PWP and the title sums it up.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, desk sex, blow jobs

Restraint by Stacy LA Stronach (slashgirl)
Summary:  Hotch and Reid in a storage closet.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, voyeur (Gideon – surprised?  Yeah, I’m not either).

Snowbound by Fabrisse
Summary:  During the recent snowstorms in the DC area, Reid has to stay with Hotch.
My Warnings:  life with Jack, mutual masturbation

Snowed In by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  SLASH! Due to a weather advisory warning, Hotch takes a very drunk Reid home with him. They end up trapped in his house all weekend long, holed up in his bedroom by the fireplace. Things happen in that room that neither of them had ever expected.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, first time

Our Secret by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Sequel to Snowed In – SLASH H/R – Just a short story about Hotch and Reid’s relationship continuing to bloom. The pair decide that they would like to wear a symbol of their love and devotion to each other, even if it can never be seen by anyone else.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid

Strawberries and Champagne by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  This is for AhmoseInarus for Chit Chat on Author’s Corner, as a part of the Valentine’s Gift Fic Exchange. This IS SLASH! Hotch decides to take Reid to his house, instead of the other way around for Valentine’s day, but things don’t go as planned.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, Bottom!Reid, a little fluffy

Taking the Lead by Fabrisse
Summary:  While Morgan is recuperating, Hotch and Reid take a case in Eugene, Oregon.  Case fic.
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Hotch, first time, blow job (sort of)

Very small complaint:  I don’t think Aaron would ever use the word “butt” – even if it is a description by the author about a sensation that he is feeling.

Tattered by seditionary
Summary:  A quiet weekend leads to some naughty goings on-and a happy realization-for Spencer and Hotch. Set after “100.” Established relationship.
Warnings: slash, sex, and language! And, fluff. One shot.
My Warnings:  blow jobs

Telephone by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  H/R series,follows Lost In the Shadows-The team goes on a case, but Reid is called to Vegas regarding his mother. Once the issue is resolved, He returns to Quantico, but the team is still on the case and Hotch misses Reid, so he gives him a call… PWP
My Warnings:  Phone sex

Thunderstorm by Moony3003
Summary:  Hotch receives a surprise visit during a thunderstorm.
Warnings: Contains graphic slash. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings:  Reid/OC abusive relationship, domestic violence, Bottom!Reid

Time to Go by Fabrisse
Kink: Sex on furniture
Prompt: He knew he wouldn’t be able to look at his desk ever the same again after what they’d just done, but right then, he didn’t care
My Warnings:  Bottom!Hotch, blow jobs, desk sex, dom!Reid

Too Close by theLovethief
Summary:  Tonight he’d almost died. And they both knew that it could always happen again. Anywhere, anytime…Set after season 4 finale.
Warnings:  SLASH Hotch/Reid.
My Warnings:  Reid with a backbone!  Hand jobs

Triggers & Ties 1, 2, 3 & 4 by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  It wasn’t fair to Reid to compare to Haley – something Aaron told himself every time they were together – but he found himself unable to stop.
Warnings: ADULT CONTENT. RE-POSTED in chapter format for Parts 1-4.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, depression, finger fucking, bottom!Reid

“Oh sure, I’m sore,” he replied with an expression that could put Morgan’s shit-eating grin to shame. “But I’m sore in that, ‘I fucked Aaron Hotchner until he came screaming my name before he passed out’ kind of sore.” He let out a laugh as he trailed fingers up Aaron’s chest. “I’m good with that.”

Triggers & Ties 8: Eggshells by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  It was an insight about victims that Aaron Hotchner never wanted to have: returning to the living space where one had been brutally attacked.
Warnings:  Hotch/Reid, the BAU ADULT CONTENT
My Warnings:  No sex, angst, stress, PTSD, post Foyet

Triggers & Ties 11: Evolution by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  From the way Aaron leaned forward, crowding into Spencer’s personal space, Spencer knew that things had finally—finally—changed. – Part 11 in the “Triggers & Ties” universe. Slash.
My Warnings: post-Foyet, mutual masturbation, vulnerable Hotch, life with Jack, a little fluff

Trust by Moony3003
Summary:  After putting himself in harm’s way, Reid receives a fitting punishment from his boss.
Warnings:  Rated M. Contains graphic slash and spanking. Don’t like, don’t read.
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, Bottom!Reid

Ultimatums » by Kuria Dalmatia, Collaboration with CMAli!
Summary:  “I’ve already told him, Rossi. This is it. This is the last straw.” For 6 years, Hotch and Reid have kept their relationship quiet. Reid decides it’s been too long.
Warnings:  ADULT CONTENT.
My Warnings:  dom!Reid, pissed off Reid, sex toys, orgasm delay, Bottom!Hotch, dom/sub

Vegas, Baby by Fabrisse
My Warnings:  Bottom!Reid, blow jobs

Vices by bird and bullet
Summary: 
Aaron Hotchner had always had vices, but he’d never remembered having one quite this strong… Hotch/Reid. now a twoshot! jack fic
My Warnings: 
needs a betaish (just a little), first time, cravings, Bottom!Reid

The Walls Have Eyes by archangeladdict
Summary: Someone’s watching. And two profilers must obey the orders of the allseeing eyes…
My Warnings: Outside coercion, so at first appearance, it’s non-con, but then more like dub-con, and then it’s really rather exhibitionist really and consensual. Bottom!Reid

Who’s With Reid? by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  So, WHO ended up rooming with Reid while they were in Alaska? Here are eight different scenarios of possible answers. Every Reid pairing, just because I wanted to see if I could do it.
Warnings:  Re/H, Re/Ro, Re/P, Re/JJ, Re/Ga, Re/M, Re/Gi, Re/Elle, Threesome DP
My Warnings:  This fic is so wonderfully versatile.  Ch1 is Reid/Hotch.  Hand jobs.  Dom!Reid (ish). :)

WORK OUT by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  H/R Series after Lost In the Shadows – The team decides to go to the gym at the FBI Academy to have some fun in the sparring circles. Reid is less than enthusiastic, but he has fun when he and Hotch get home. SLASH
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Reid, PDA

I can’t help but be fond of this one.

Criminal Minds/X-Files Crossover

The Second X File by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  The team is called in on a serial rapist. Once they arrive and see all the evidence, Reid comes to the conclusion that they are dealing with an Incubus. They call in Mulder and Scully, but then Reid becomes a victim…
Warnings:  H/R, R/OMCUnSub non-con
My Opinion:  I’m not exactly sure why I like this one.  Probably has something to do with my past association as an X-phile.

Rating/Warnings: Oh, so FRAO/NC-17, includes the use of sex toys. Mild d/s. (graphic sexual situations, profanity, adult content)

Criminal Minds-Rossi, Other Pairings

Rossi/Reid

Now has its own section.

Rossi/Morgan

5 Kisses by spoodle monkey
Summary:  MorganRossi Slash 5 Kisses Rated for some mature content
My Warnings:  angst, hurt/comfort, frottage

Dibs by SunnyinOregon
Summary:  Garcia called dibs on Morgan and Dave’s pissed. Mild slash
My Warnings:  Jealousy

Late Night Escapades by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  Morgan and Rossi bed together. Normal, right? Not when Morgan’s still awake at four am and reading a dirty mag. Oh, the possibilities are endless! Rated M for a reason, and SLASH. I own nothing!
My Warnings:  First time, dirty talk, Bottom!Rossi

Outside, looking in by Timekpr
Summary:  Spencer is used to being on the outside, looking in. Rossi/Morgan from Reid’s PoV. Also Rossi/Reid, possibly Morgan/Rossi/Reid if the muse holds true. Slash.
My Warnings:  Masturbation, WIP

Romantics by Spoodle Monkey
Summary:  Rossi tries to do something romantic and ends up kidnapped. RossiMorgan slash

Seducing the Senses by Wheretheskykissesthesea
Summary:  In which Rossi and Morgan apply their senses to each other. Slash
Rating:  M

The True Meaning by Spoodle Monkey
Summary:  Rossi’s Christmas with the BAU, some holiday cheer, an impromptu party and the chance for something more. Rossi/Morgan, Hotch/Reid, Garcia/Kevin

The WakeUp Call by ilovetvalot
Summary: Pure Smut and Slash. Be warned! This has earned its “M” rating. Derek gives Rossi a wake-up call that he’ll never forget.
My Warnings: Blow jobs

Ashley Seaver/David Rossi

Once She’s Gone by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  After the loss of an agent, Rossi loses his self control and drowns his sorrows in the arms of another agent. Their one act could be enough to damn them both. I own nothing, rated M for a reason
My Warnings/Opinion:  I’m oddly loyal to Seaver (Rachel Nichols), age difference

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