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Archive for the ‘Harley Quinn/Joker’ Category

Completed and 35k+ Faves (Part 2)

Part 1 is here. My list continues. Pages 23-50 of my favorites list from AO3. I will devote another post to 35k+ completed fics that have primarily non-con in them. And of course there will be some crossovers between this list and a few others. Alas.

Batman ‘verse

Bad Jokes by hahaharley
Summary: Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Warnings: Psychological Drama, Thriller, Suspense
My Notes: Awesome Harley Quinn POV meets Joker loses her mind proves herself kinda fic. 🙂
Pairing(s): Joker (DCU)/Harleen Quinzel
Rating: Not rated
Length: 113k

Buffy the Vampire Slayer ‘verse

Old Blood by dustandroses
Summary: When Spike and Xander accidentally get caught up in a dangerous spell, it sets them on a course that could have deadly consequences for them both.
Warnings: First Time, Dom/sub, Rough Sex, Demons Made Them Do It Under A Spell, Hurt/Comfort, Bondage, Consensual Discipline, Blood Play
My Warnings: Bottom!Spike, Dominant!Xander
Pairing(s): Xander Harris/Spike
Rating: Explicit
Length: 35k

Criminal Minds ‘verse

Teen Spirit by LoveChilde
Summary: They’ve learned to expect the unexpected, but this was something new. When an unexpected twist leaves only Agent Rossi above the legal driving age, the team races against time to solve the case and restore their old(er) selves. Gen, case fic, no pairings, supernatual overtones
Warnings: Case Fic, Kid Fic, Supernatural Elements
Pairing(s):
Rating: Teen
Length: 108k

Harry Potter ‘verse

A Desperate Cry for Help: An Epistolary Tale Part One by vernie_klein
Summary: After the Department of Mysteries Fiasco, all Harry wants to do is grieve in peace. Unfortunately for him, his friends and family are going to do anything in their power to keep that from happening. The beatings Harry received before the start of 3rd year have started up again now that Sirius is gone. Will his friends be there for him or will he make new friends?
Warnings: Epistolary, Manipulative Dumbledore, Evil Dumbledore, Child Abuse, Hogwarts Sixth Year, ron is a prat, Vernon Dursley is the biggest jerk, friends become enemies, enemies become friends, Suicidal Thoughts, Owls loving each other, AU after end of 5th year, underage-Harry is only 15 at the start, hurt!harry, not so evil evil!Voldemort, First Time
Pairing(s): Voldemort/Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy/Blaise Zabini, Past Remus Lupin/Sirius Black, Past Lucius Malfoy/Narcissa Black Malfoy, Archimedes/Hedwig, Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, Narcissa Black Malfoy/OMC, Severus Snape/Lucius Malfoy, Ronald Weasley/His Hand, Theodore Nott/Hermione Granger
Rating: Explicit
Length: 68k

Birth of a Dancing Star by asecretchord
Summary: After the fall of Voldemort, Harry Potter fell in love with Severus Snape—and that is where our story begins. All Harry wanted was a quiet year to finish his education, but when the Sorting Hat raises the spectre of Voldemort reborn and Luna is telling him he’s going to change the world, a quiet year becomes impossible.
Warnings: Mpreg, Drama, Romance, Politics
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Neville Longbottom/Luna Lovegood/Draco Malfoy, Ginny Weasley/Michael Corner
Rating: Explicit
Length: 241k

The Coiners’ Paper Trail by oliversnape
Summary: The Ministry needs to approve Severus Snape’s application for him to start his life again after the war. Harry Potter has set himself up with a non-dangerous specialist muggle career. Neither have been particularly good at avoiding trouble for long.
Warnings: Asexuality
My Notes: Masturbation (from both) and fellatio and rimming (from Snape) and ultimately bottom!Snape. Which was slightly more funny than sexy, but meh. 🙂
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Rating: Explicit
Length: 63k

The Definition of Home by oliversnape by oliversnape
Summary: Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape’s summer Order task by the headmaster, looking for a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves.
Warnings: Mentors, Adoption, Father-Son
Pairing(s):
Rating: Not rated
Length: 76k

The Definition of Family by oliversnape by oliversnape
Summary: Sequel to the Definition of Home. Now back at Hogwarts, Harry balances school and his home life as he prepares to face Voldemort and learns to trust Snape’s guidance. Along the way they both learn that family also means support.
Warnings: Mentors, Disability, Adoption, Father-Son Relationship
Pairing(s):
Rating: Not rated
Length: 86k

No Sign of Love by asecretchord
Summary: Outed by the Daily Prophet, Harry escapes the Wizarding World and ends up on the streets. Desperate and in fear for his life, he Apparates to ‘somewhere safe’ and winds up in the entryway of the last person he expected to see.
Warnings: Drama, Angst, Romance
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Rating: Mature
Length: 52k

The Same Coin by Meri
Summary: After being injured as an Auror, Harry Potter returns to Hogwarts to teach Defense Against The Dark Arts.
Warnings: AU, pre-HBP, Post-War
My Warnings: bottom!Severus, Bottom!Harry, Virgin!Severus
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Rating: Not Rated
Length: 51k

Sanguis Reatus by HecatesKiss
Summary: Due to a botched ritual on the longest night of the year, Harry has become something unheard of in the wizarding world – a living vampire. Harry must now determine how to kill Tom Riddle, avoid a meddling Headmaster, and keep from going into blood lust all while dealing with a typical school year. And he can’t seem to keep from watching his Defense Professor. He’s not certain if it’s just for the blood, or something more. Merlin help him.
Warnings: Not Canon Compliant, Alternate Universe – Canon Divergence, vampire!Harry, Explicit, Sexual Content, Male Slash, Sub!Severus
My Warnings: Top!Harry, protective!harry
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Severus Snape, Past Neville Longbottom/Harry Potter
Rating: Explicit
Length: 118k

Three Men by Celandine, cruisedirector
Summary: A werewolf, a Death Eater and the Chosen One walked into a bar…
Warnings: Lots and lots of warnings, including watersports
Pairing(s): Remus Lupin/Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Rating: Explicit
Length: 54k

Warping Circumstances by deritine
Summary: Harry gets sent back in time and across dimensions because… well, there doesn’t really seem to be a reason why. Life is kind of awesome here. But Harry’s full of Horcruxes and this world is ripe for the taking- he just has to prevent himself from going insane and becoming the next Dark Lord. Helpfully, he’s regressed to a child.
Warnings: Non-Human Rights, Mental Health Issues, Crack Treated Seriously, Slytherin Harry, Good Slytherins, Humor, Dumbledore Gets The Short End of the Stick, Started out Serious but I can’t write Serious Things, Blood and Gore, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, Fluff and Crack, Parseltongue, Paselmagic is Not Useful, Dimension Travel, Age Regression/De-Aging, Horcruxes
My Warnings: Daddy!Tom
Pairing(s):
Rating: Mature
Length: 81k

Xerosis by Batsutousai
Summary: Harry’s world ends at the hands of those he’d once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry
Warnings: Alternate Universe, Dark!Harry, evil!Harry, semi-super!Harry
My Warnings: best fic ever, Ravenclaw!Harry, Master of Death!Harry, Dementor!Harry (ish)
Pairing(s): Harry Potter/Voldemort, Harry Potter/Ginny Weasley
Rating: Teen
Length: 134k

Smallville, Batman Movies (Nolan) ‘verses

Redemption by meyari
Summary: Clark and Lex are kidnapped, tortured and nearly killed. Once they escape, the adventure really begins. Can they find what they lost while they were trapped? Will it be enough for them to be able to go on?
Warnings: Angst, Alternate Reality, Torture, Threesome
My Warning: Non-graphic
Pairing(s): Clark Kent/Bruce Wayne, Clark Kent/Lex Luthor
Rating: Explicit
Length: 35k

NCIS ‘verse

“Andy” by Xanthe
Summary: Summary: When Tony receives some bad news, it forces him and Gibbs to go on an emotional journey and face up to the events of a time long past.

Extract: Gibbs had been waiting for a dead body to turn up, and it seemed one just had – only not the way he’d expected. This was one of those bodies that had been hidden for seventeen years, and those kinds of corpses always stank to high heaven when they finally rose to the surface.
Warnings: Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Daddy Issues, Romance
Pairing(s): Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: Mature
Length: 47k

High and Tight by thecookiemomma
Summary: In the process of investigating a case, Gibbs and Tony ingest some sort of powder. They have to deal with the consequences of the experiment while trying to solve one of the toughest cases they’ve had in a while.
Warnings: Forced Bonding, Case Fic, dark themes
Pairing(s): Anthony DiNozzo/Jethro Gibbs
Rating: Explicit
Length: 71k

Ten Years On by Xanthe
Summary: McGee is Director of NCIS, Gibbs is raising a small child, and Tony is teetering on the brink of total self-destruction – a lot has happened in ten years…

Extract: “Tony is out of control, Gibbs – you know it and I know it. One of these days he *will* get himself killed. I’m sure of it.”
Warnings: Futurefic, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Romance, Action, Drama, Kidfic
My Notes: kidnapping of a small child, suspense, nail biting, angst
Pairing(s): Gibbs/DiNozzo
Rating: Teen
Length: 40k

Batman ‘Verse – Other Pairings

Batman/Robin and Batman/Nightwing pairings are here.  I think every slash pairing on this post could qualify under “rare,” but who knows.  Oh, except maybe the Batman/Superman ones.

I suppose that a lot of these are technically crossovers between the comic ‘verse and toon ‘verse and the Justice League . . . blah.  I don’t really care.

  • Batman

Batman paired with the Green Lantern.  Does that qualify as a rare pairing?  Maybe. If rare pairing is equal to being “ridiculously hard to find,” then I’d say it qualifies.

Which Green Lantern is listed here?  The John Stewart one, unless noted otherwise.

From Green Lantern #156Batman/Green Lantern

Power Lines by Te
Summary:  It’s not a relationship.
Ratings Note: NC-17.
My Warnings:  Bottom!GreenLantern, blow jobs, rare pairing

Batman/Flash (Wally West)

If Batman/Green Lantern pairings are ridiculously hard to find, then Batman/Flash pairings are only slightly better.  I think authors enjoy putting these two together if only because they are complete and utter opposites.

And in this moment by Te
Summary:  Wally’s got a visitor.
Ratings Note:  NC-17. So very, very NC-17.
My Warnings:  Gee, where should I start . . .  rare pairing, blow jobs/hand jobs, first time, rimming, Bottom!Flash (multiple orgasms?).  Um.  That’s mostly it.

Point Proven by Jazyrha
Summary:  Wally has a point to prove.
Warnings: Bondage, Restraints, Humour, Banter, Mild Language, Sexual Content
My Warnings:  Bottom!Flash

Possibility by Te
Summary:  Wally tries hard.  Batman doesn’t.
Ratings Note: NC-17.
Author’s Note: Never in my life did I think I’d write this pairing.   I’ve *mocked* this pairing. I know better now.
My Warnings:  hand job, literal darkness, first time, rare pairing.  Also, this is the first of a three part series.  I don’t much like the ones after (not b/c they aren’t good, but b/c they aren’t my thing).

Date Night is the next fic, and In the hollows of his love comes after that.

same grim giving, The by shrift
Summary/Warning:  Sex pollen
My Warnings:  Hand jobs, Bottom!Flash, sort of dub-con, but not really . . . you’ll see.

This Fever, Spreading by Te
Summary: Wally knows he shouldn’t.
Ratings Note/Warning: NC-17. Possible disturbing content.
My Warnings: Finger fucking, blow jobs

Threats and Promises by laceymcbain
Summary:  Bruce had said if Wally didn’t come back, he’d come and get him. It wasn’t a threat. It was a promise.
Warnings:  Shower sex, angst, established relationship (it’s part 6 of a series – but not really necessary to read others unless you want to . . .)
My Warnings:  Finger fucking, blow jobs

Trespass not on his solitude by shrift
Summary: “You shouldn’t be here,” Batman says.
Warnings:  First Time, Hot Tub, justice league (animated)
My Warnings: Bottom!Flash

Batman/Gordan/Harvey Dent – from Nolan movies

Men on the Chessboard by jane_potter
Summary:  In the end, everything is very simple: Bruce is the legend, Harvey is the lion, and Jim is the law; and if this is the sum of them, then they are nothing if not with each other. This thing between them– whatever it is– has bound them together for years, and all that’s really certain is that both Gotham and they are better for it.
Warnings:  Threesome – M/M/M, Blow Jobs, Dirty Talk, Explicit Language, Explicit Sexual Content, Chess, Blindfolds
My Opinion/Warnings: Bottom!Dent. Rare Pairing (at least with all three of them).  They know his secret identity and Dent is still Dent.

Batman/Superman

Hell or High Water by Azurine
Summary: “I told you not to touch it.”
Warnings: Aliens-Make-Them-Do-It
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Batman, friggin’ hilarious

“Um. . .” said Bruce. Vaguely, he wondered how exactly *he* always ended up being the guy who had to deal with strange shit like this. Captain America probably *never* had to watch gay porn in an alien spaceship.

In, around, through by Te
Summary: Eventually, they were going to have to talk. One way or another.
Ratings Note: NC-17
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Batman (oh hell yes!), finger fucking, public sex (ish).

This pairing is just a problem waiting to happen. I mean, the Dark Knight and the Boy Scout? On the other hand, I like when people write Supes with a little depth (really, any would be more than most). And Bottom!Bats . . . geez. Look at the others on this list. Batman NEVER bottoms, except in non-con sometimes. So hot.

Batman (Bruce)/Batman (Terry McGinnis)

Even the wildest animals by Te
Summary: Terry isn’t entirely altruistic.
Ratings Note: NC-17. Cold weather comfort fic with porn.
My Warnings: Blow job, hand job, massage, age difference, technically chan . . . sort of. Like Terry’s old enough to be Batman, but not have sex with guys more than FOUR TIMES his age? Dude.

Grace, force, fascination by Te
Summary: Terry knows how to get what he wants.
Ratings Note: NC-17.
My Warnings/Opinion: Age difference (like extreme, and technically chan, I suppose, even if Terry is 16 or 17), blow jobs, finger fucking, Bottom!Batman (Terry), light begging.

I don’t think I’ve ever read this pairing anywhere else, but then again, I really didn’t care for this Batman that much, so it’s likely I just never looked. *slightly feral grin* But Te does it right.

  • Alfred Pennyworth

Alfred Pennyworth/Lucius Fox

Backstage by Yahtzee
Summary:  “We are neither of us what we were intended to be.”  Some love stories are no worse for an interruption.
My Warnings:  Kisses.  *pleased*  Rare pairing.

Hidden Depths by minim_calibre
Summary: For Porn Battle 8, prompt Alfred/Lucius, dedication
My Warnings: Hand job, rare pairing

Old, Familiar Things by lonelywalker
Summary:  Alfred and Lucius’ first evening in the new and improved Wayne Manor.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Alfred (which leaves me halfway between “wow!” and “oh god”).  However, it’s not explicit, so I’m definitely more on the “wow” side.  Vague, general, but still spicy. 🙂  Rare pairing?

  • Harley Quinn

Harley Quinn/Joker

Bad Jokes by hahaharley
Summary: Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Warnings: Psychological Drama, Thriller, Suspense, Graphic depictions of violence
My Warnings/Opinion: het!, really awesome fic

Forty Eight by rapacityinblue
Summary: One man’s freedom is another’s descent into madness.
Warnings: Graphic depictions of violence, [references to] child abuse
My Warnings/Opinion: The allure of the Joker . . . to a young Harley Quinn.

Malady by hahaharley
Summary: The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better.
Warnings: Psychological Drama, Hurt/Comfort, Graphic depictions of violence
My Warnings/Opinion: addiction, het