I'm sort of picky when it comes to fanfiction.

Just a few useful guides . . .

A Guide for NonBrits Writing Harry Potter Fanfics by Pinky Brown
Summary:  Several people have asked me to “Brit-check” their HP stories, so I thought I would publish this as a light-hearted guide to help other non-Brits avoid the most obvious pitfalls. Hope you find it useful or, at least, funny.

Minotaur’s Sex Tips for Slash Writers by Minotaur

Slasher’s Guide to Gay Sex by faithfulreader

The Smut Manifesto by Te
My Summary: Description of what makes a good smutty fic vs. what does not.

Rossi/Reid Pairings

I’m separating out the Rossi/Reid pairings from my Rossi – Other Pairings post because I’ve got enough of them now to make their own post.

Rossi/Reid

And the Walls Came Tumbling Down by ilovetvalot
Summary:  When Reid receives an unexpected Christmas phone call from his father, can Rossi help him over come his demons to concentrate on what’s important? Mild Slash.

Blame Emily by Dysperdis
Summary: Reid/Rossi PWP. “Really, I blame Prentiss for this entire situation.”
My Warnings: Needs a beta, PWP, hand job, first person

Daddy Dave by seditionary
Summary:  During an intimate moment, Rossi asks Reid to call him “Daddy.” Kink Meme entry.
Warnings:  Slash, sex, language, bottom!Reid, Daddy kink
Rating:  M

The Effect of Pink Panty Droppers on Dyed-In-The-Wool Nerds by innerslytherin and severity_softly
Summary: Sometimes Spencer didn’t stay to drink with Dave when the team wound up at the Auld Dubliner. But sometimes, like tonight, he did.
Rating: NC-17, FRAO
My Warnings: Blow jobs, fingering, Virgin!Reid (he’s still a virgin at the end, drat! Well, at least in terms of having a cock up his ass lol)

Guy Walks Into A Bar by darkhawkhealer
Summary: A guy walks into a bar. Smut ensues.
My Warnings: D/s, Bottom!Reid, blow jobs

The Late Night Confession by ilovetvalot
Summary: Written for Prompt #6 of TV Prompt Challenge: Spongebob Squarepants “Night Light”. In the depths of night, Reid confides one of his greatest fears to an unlikely source.

Leader of the Army, AKA F is for Family by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary:  When Diana Reid dies, Dave finds himself in charge of funeral arrangements. SLASH, ONE-SHOT. Established relationship. Part of the Alphabet Meme 2 Challenge.
Rating:
M
My opinion: 
Total awesomeness

Rossi’s Desire by 68luvcarter
Summary:  Rossi finds more than he bargained for when he has a pool party. Trying something a little different.

Shattered Wounds by Arcturus-Sinclair
Summary:  Set during the Hypnosis scene in Memoriam. Reid sees something about his past that terrifies him. Who’s the one there to pick up the pieces? The legendary David Rossi. Slight slash, nothing too bad, though.

When the Heart Decides by peagoose6
Summary:  David Rossi returns to the BAU and finds romance where he leasts expects it. Rated M for later chapters. SLASH Gets Lemony after chapter 65, hot lemons scattered throughout.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, masturbation, wet dreams, first time, eventual sex?  This fic had over 165K when I first posted it here (June 2011) and it wasn’t done yet; so who knows?
My Opinion: Author is moving ridiculously slowly in developing the relationship.  Seriously, anal sex is not that complex.

Who’s With Reid? by lastcrazyhorn
Summary: So, WHO ended up rooming with Reid while they were in Alaska? Here are eight different scenarios of possible answers. Every Reid pairing, just because I wanted to see if I could do it. Re/H, Re/Ro, Re/P, Re/JJ, Re/Ga, Re/M, Re/Gi, Re/Elle, Threesome DP
Warnings: Anal Sex, First Time, Non Consensual, Dubious Consent, Dream Sex, Double Penetration, Blow Jobs, Het and Slash, Missing Scene, Nightmares, Hand Jobs, Mutual Masturbation, Threesome – M/M/M

Chapter 2 is Reid/Rossi, and then chapter 8 is Reid/Rossi/Hotch.

“What did you just call me?” by Anonymous
My Warnings: Daddy kink

Why Kirk and Spock are Emotionally Compatible: An Essay on Tetrachromacy by
Summary:  Why hold an interminable meeting in a room where you could be having an orgy?
Warnings:  Essays, Psychoanalysis, Sexual Tension, Psychology, Emotional Baggage, Compatibility, Sexualized Violence, Asphyxiation, Slash, Repression, Hedonism, Slut vs. Prude, Repression vs. Hedonism, Their Love Is So, Mindbreak, Squee, GIF-Assisted Squeeage, Fannish Swan Song, Character Study
My Warnings:  Not a fic, but still entertaining.  *grins*  Why else would I link it if I didn’t like it?

Star Trek Threesomes

Kirk/Spock, Kirk/Spock/McCoy

Running With Scissors Part 1, Part 2 by mrasaki
Warnings: A tablespoon of snark, a teaspoon of schmoop, two cups of porn, mix well. Add crack to taste. Some eyebrow-arguing may be involved.
My Warnings:  Bottom!McCoy, blow jobs (wow, are there ever blow jobs), sick!McCoy (a bit), liberal use of references from other fandoms, amusing, established relationship (Kirk/Spock), threesome

Reaper!McCoy/Spock, Reaper!McCoy/Spock/Kirk

Evidence Required by whiteraven1606
Summary:  Written for the ST XI Kink Meme for a prompt that wanted Reaper!Bones/Spock.  Updated to fill more prompts for Reaper!Bones (now develops into Reaper!Bones/Spock/Kirk in chapter three).
Warnings: Reaper!Leonard McCoy, Spock, James T. Kirk, Christine Chapel, Nyota Uhura, Slash, Biting, Marking, Rough Sex, Fingerfucking, Possessive Behavior, Double Penetration
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Spock, Bottom!Kirk, threesome

It is not necessary to know what it means by Reaper!Bones.  The story pretty well explains itself in that regards.

Gen (i.e. Not Slash)

Well, most of links are devoted to slash and occasionally het (*laugh*), but so far I haven’t touched on gen much.  That’s because I don’t read a whole lot of it.  And since I’m not sure that I have enough for different fandom posts, I’m currently putting it all together.

Criminal Minds

Emily, Garcia, Hotch, JJ, Morgan, Reid, Rossi, Strauss

A Bad Combination by Arcadya
Summary: TV Prompt Challenge. The team are ordered to attend a FBI event. They try to entertain themselves with varying results.
My Opinion:  Extreme amusement

Elle, Emily, Garcia, Gideon, Henry, Hotch, JJ, Morgan, Reid, Rossi, Strauss, Will

Behavioral Analysis K9 Unit by AhmoseInarus
Summary:  Garcia has a drunken dream involving the team as dogs. Still Reid-centric even though it’s Garcia’s dream. Just something goofy, not to be taken seriously. Just for fun. See if YOU think I matched breeds with the characters well! Warnings:  H/R Fluff
My Opinion:  Cute enough to be listed on my site in two different spots.  So what if it’s H/R fluff?  So very very mild.

Hotch, Reid, OC, and to a lesser degree, Morgan and Rossi

Blackjack by Kuria Dalmatia
Summary: Aaron isn’t sure what is worse: being held hostage naked in a basement while being subjected to beatings, or having Spencer dissect his failed marriage in horrifying detail.
Warnings:  ADULT CONTENT. REPOSTED with new chapter breaks. Hotch-Reid friendship. FRM, R (profanity, graphic violence, adult content, torture, profanity, mention of child abuse, frank discussion of bodily functions)
My Warnings:  Blindfolded, loss of bowel control, hallucinations, kidnapping

Reid (for the most part)

Fall by rogueandkurt
Summary: As the other members of the BAU filed in, Reid nursed a cup of coffee and wondered how much further there was to fall.
Warnings:  Oneshot. ReidCentric. Season 2 Spoilers. Rated for drug use

Hotch, Gideon, Reid

Fathers by rogueandkurt
Summary:  At some point, Hotch and Gideon had become the fathers of their team. And fathers were supposed to protect their children.
Warnings:  Oneshot. Hotch perspective, ReidCentric. Season 2 spoilers. Rated for drug references.
My Warnings:  Overdose.

NCIS

McGee, Fornell, Gibbs, and pretty much everyone else – lol – Vance era

Echoes of Goodbye by Emerald
Summary: When tragedy strikes and an agent is unable to turn to his team, he turns to the one other person he trusts to help him. Written for Our Favorite FBI Agent challenge and the Drugs challenge
My Warnings/Opinion:  Angst, Injured!Tim, trust, pseudo families, and one extremely cute little girl.

It’s kind of like Rick Shelley’s “Return to Camerein” meets Stephen King’s “The Stand.”  *laugh*  But more.
Length:  60K

McGee, DiNozzo, Gibbs

Testing Courage by Annie
My Warnings:  Injured McGee and DiNozzo.  One shot.  I wish the author had written just a little more.  One glaringly obvious typo.

Fandoms

Hi.  It’s your crazy, little, geeky, blogger chick.  How many adjectives can I use at one time? Yeah, I could keep going.  This is just a post to update y’all on what sorts of Fandoms I have included here.

First, I only include fics that I’ve read (whether it was recently or a while ago, that’s a whole ‘nother story).

Fandoms thus far include:

Batman
Chronicles of Narnia
Criminal Minds
Fringe (only in crossovers)
Harry Potter ‘Verse (as a way to keep the character separate from the ‘verse)
House
NCIS
Oz (Penitentiary)
Pirates of the Caribbean
Star Trek (Original, 2009 – XI)
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Star Wars Prequel
Whose Line (yeah, it surprised me too)
X-Files
X-Men

And as always, the Table of Contents (listing of posts with fics). It’s entirely likely that this list might get added to the TOC (table o’ contents), but I haven’t decided for certain if that’s a good idea or not. :)

Femme Slash

I’m a female who likes females.  Exciting, I know.  And yet, I still like reading about gay relationships better.  Maybe it’s just because I can actually see the female stuff firsthand; or maybe it’s because not too many fanfic writers do femme slash well.  I dunno.

Criminal Minds

Emily Prentiss/JJ

A Morning At Home by Caitrin Torres (ctorres)
Summary:  There are always new things to learn about your partner.
My Opinion:  This is partially a story about a relationship and the domesticity that comes with it, and partially a story about coming out and the sorts of reactions one gets from parents.

An FBI Agent In Nothin’ But Heels by LittleBundleOfAcid
Summary:  It’s Emily’s birthday…read how she enjoys unwrapping her present,
WARNINGS: femmeslash NC-17 content First femme.
My Warnings:  first person, heels, not graphic (which is a shame, ahem)

God, I Love Football by cgcmff
Summary:  JJ loves the Washington Redskins, Emily loves JJ.
Warnings:  Femslash / Rated M for sexual content. Please read and review.
My Warnings:  Fingering, a little overuse of clichéd phrases (throes of passion?  Really?)

Pleasure Toy by lovetheboys
Summary:  Request: Emily/JJ – Handcuffs and a strap-on, anyway you please.
My Warnings:  Cuffed Emily, strap-on, begging

Emily Prentiss/Ashley Seaver

Dripping by Lunarose30
Summary:  Written for Kink meme. Seaver/Prentiss.
Kink: candles/wax. Bonus for candle as makeshift sex toy.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Needs a beta, but I’m including it because it’s really quite hot.

Criminal Minds – Fringe Crossover

Emily Prentiss/Olivia Dunham

Winning by crazylittleelf
Summary: Sometimes they win.
Warnings: Porn Battle, Wall Sex, 100-1000 Words, Femslash, Crossover
My Opinion: I’ve never seen Fringe, but I liked this.

Criminal Minds – NCIS Crossover

A Little Sleazy and a Little Right by v_angelique
Summary:  Established relationship. Abby’s very kinky and Garcia likes it.
Warnings:  Established Relationship, Kinky, Community: kink_bingo, Watersports, Fat Character, Service Submission, Mirrors, Velvet – Freeform, Gloves, Dirty Talk
My Warnings:  Full bladder orgasms (really hot, they are and so is this)

Criminal Minds – X-Men Crossover

Emily Prentiss/Emma Frost

Falling by Tamoline
Summary: Emily has her world set up just the way she wants it. Until she managed to meet an attractive woman in a place that she really wasn’t expecting. Now the boundaries of her different worlds are changing and overlapping, and she’s left falling.  Companion piece to Faces, covering the events from Emily’s perspective.
My Opinion:  Part of a series (you might want to go back and read from the beginning). I just liked this snippet.  Not explicit

NCIS

Caitlin Todd/Abby Sciuto

show me yours & I’ll show you mine by coffeesuperhero
Summary:  A/N: I should probably not be left unattended. Kicking the New Year off with some femslash can’t be bad, though. Set just after “Hung Out To Dry,” 1×02. Thanks to leiascully for looking this over.
My Warnings:  drunken sex, fingering, hot

Everything Else

Stuff that I can’t seem to classify. Maybe it’s just masturbation, maybe it’s from a fandom that I don’t have anything else of. *ahem* I don’t know. It’s weird. This is my life. Here we are.

Criminal Minds

Hotchner, Rossi, Gideon, Max Ryan, Katie Cole

Both Ends of the Rope by bessemerprocess
Summary:  At the end of a bad case, the old school BSU team releases a little tension.
Warnings:  Team orgy, alcohol
My Warnings:  oral, hand jobs

George Foyet, Penelope Garcia, Derek Morgan, Aaron Hotchner, Spencer Reid, John Blackwolf, Megan Kane

The Many Deaths of George Foyet by ROSSELLA1
Summary: A bunch of oneshots where Foyet dies.
My Warnings: Violence (and humor)

Hotchner, Garcia

Morning Meeting by tbird1965
Summary:  Hotch accidentally leaves his laptop on. Will Garcia watch as he handles a morning situation?
Warnings:  Rated M for mature. All smut.
My Warnings:  Accidental voyeurism, masturbation . . . I love Garcia.

Rossi, Hotch, JJ, Emily, Reid, Morgan

Teen Spirit by LoveChilde
Summary: They’ve learned to expect the unexpected, but this was something new. When an unexpected twist leaves only Agent Rossi above the legal driving age, the team races against time to solve the case and restore their old(er) selves. Gen, case fic, no pairings, supernatural overtones
Warnings:  Case fic, kid fic, supernatural elements
My Warnings/Opinion:  deaging

Not your typical CM fic, but it’s a fun idea, even if it is a WIP!
Length:  40K, WIP

Harry Potter

Draco Malfoy

Ensnared by RaeWhit
Summary:  Draco Malfoy in the dungeons with Devil’s Snare…wanking, of course.
Warnings:  auto-erotic asphyxiation, object penetration, PWP

Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter

Four and counting by Laume
Summary:  KIDFIC! A few years after the war ends, Snape has a little mishap. Dumbledore, in all his wisdom, comes up with an Awfully Bad Idea.
My Warnings:  Deaged Severus, Grandpa Albus, and Uncle Harry – the OTHER boy from the cupboard
Length:  15K, WIP

Gellert Grindelwald/Albus Dumbledore

Turnabout [Part 1] by penbrydd
Warnings: 19th century dialect, smut, surprise buttsecks
My Warnings/Opinion: I do hope he continues this story. The language isn’t too hard to understand either.  Fingering, Frigging? Handjob.  WIP

House

House/Chase

Not of Sound Mind by Aris Merquoni (ArisTGD)
Summary:  Chase gets House to help him explore the mental and physical relationship between less-than-safe medical practices and sex.
Warnings:  Sounding, medical kink, risk aware consensual kink
My Opinion:  I think this fic gave me a new kink.

NCIS

DiNozzo/Director Vance

Better Off Floating by kaylashay81
Summary:  While Tony may not remember all the women he had been with over the years, he remembered every single man.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, public sex (is sex in a public bathroom considered public? lol), Bottom!Vance

DiNozzo, Fornell

Situations by water_soter
My Summary: Tony and Fornell stuck in an elevator together. *snickers*
My Warnings: Awkward situations.  Possibly injured Tony.  Couldn’t really tell for sure.

Oz (HBO)

Beecher/Keller

The Rules by dustandroses
Summary:  What else is there to do when you’re in Lockdown?
Warnings:
Voyeurism, Power Play, Orgasm Denial

Star Trek (2009)

Spock

Cinnamon and Sugar by penbrydd
From this prompt:
This can be crack or not, I just want some lulz at Spock’s expense. (I do love him honestly…)  Cinnamon or chocolate is a Vulcan aphrodisiac. The replicators on the Enterprise malfunction, and everything has cinnamon/chocolate on/in it! Have fun with it.
Warnings: 
Wanking, alien peen, self-injury
Notes: This was supposed to be funny. OP asked for Spock + aphrodisiac. I … uh … yeah. This went some darkly kinky places.
My Warnings:  Quasi-sounding, if I’m reading this correctly (minus the sounding equipment).  Aphrodisiac induced wanking.  Almost like sex pollen in a way, except solo.

Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Scotty, various other crew members

Complications in the Head by penbrydd
From this prompt:
I’m trans, so I have to think about which bathroom is safe to use. This got me thinking… are bathrooms still separated by gender on the Enterprise, or has Starfleet moved past that requirement? Are bathrooms separated by species? Separated by both species *and* gender?

Anon can take the prompt in any direction, but I’d especially love to see some crew interactions in restrooms designated as open to all species and genders. People running into their crushes in the bathroom, people curious about alien genitalia but trying not to be creepy and look, graffiti written on the bathroom stalls, &c. 5+1 format might work, up to Anon!
Warnings: Alien peen, inappropriate use of a bathroom

Kirk/Spock

Pushing It by shinychimera
Summary:  What was really going on with Kirk when Spock was throttling him on the bridge? Is there room for erotic asphyxiation during a crisis?
Warnings:  Breathplay, Canon-Typical Violence, 100-1000 words
My Warnings:  This is almost, almost, almost dub-con, except it’s not . . . mostly.  *laugh*

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Picard/Q

Need by “Make me forget who I am,” Q whispers to him, hoarsely, his arms pulling Picard to him as if Picard is a talisman, the only shield he has against the horrors of mortality. “Make me forget I was ever anything other than this.”
My Warnings:  Bottom!Q, Vulnerable Q, Powerless Q

Star Trek: The Next Generation – Star Wars Prequel Crossover

Picard/Q, Picard/Qui-Gon Jinn

Misunderstandings, Healing, and Gifts by Merfilly
Summary:  A crossover between the two epic space operas, with a lot of PWP in there.
Warnings:  Crossover, broken trust, Healing Sex, Blow Job, Anal Sex
My Warnings/Opinion:  non-con (in a rather vague precursory sense), bottom!Picard, meddling gods

I’m naturally a bit wary of crossovers, as most intelligent readers ought to be.  However, this one is rather seamless in transitioning between the two worlds (a fairly impressive feat, considering).

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Ryan/Colin

Showstopper by Rushlight
Summary:  The Whose Line episode you’ll never see.
My Opinion:  I wasn’t actually aware that one could write Whose Line fanfiction.

I admit it.  I have a weakness for Daddy Snape; especially if he’s Daddy Snape to little Harry.  It’s just so cute.  Some authors are pretty good at writing them as father – son.  On the other hand, some authors make me wonder if they’ve ever seen a child, let alone been around one.  When I write kids, I write with my inner child at the forefront of my mind; staring out at everything, wide eyed in wonder.

It seems to work–at least according to the reviewers of those stories.

Hmm, I may have to split this list via WIPs and Completes.  Geez.

Apprentice by Fallen Shadowed Angel
Summary:  Harry James Potter has always been anything but normal. Why should Hogwarts be any different? The Sorting Hat brings back an age-old tradition for the special little boy: Apprenticeship.
Warnings:  AU Year One- mentor, CP (i.e. Corporal Punishment)
Length:  22K, WIP

Believe by Victory-Starr
Summary:  It’s Christmas Eve and little Harry has many requests, but none of them are for Santa.
My Opinion:  Aww.

The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville
Summary:  AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well.
Warnings:  T for Mentor Snape’s occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Length:  222K, Complete

Bleeding Clown by parselslyth
Summary:  Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape.
Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Length:  61K, WIP

Blessed Curse by HpFanficFan
Summary:  COMPLETE. Harry’s defeat of Voldemort came at a price. The consequences will change Harry’s life forever; for him it will be a blessing. For the snarky potions master, however, it has become what he calls a curse. Severitus. Revised
My Opinion:  Actions speak louder than words.

Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Length:  236K, Complete

The Greatest Gift by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Harry writes a letter to Severus trying to express how grateful he is that Severus adopted him and gave him a home and family. Just a little fic I wrote for Father’s Day. Set in the Broken Wings AU!

Burnt by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Warnings:  Slytherin Harry, Physical Disability, Abuse, Minor Violence, runaway, Neglect, Work In Progress, Alternate Universe, Deaf Character, Sign Language, Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
My Opinion I like this one.
Length: 33K, WIP

Cherokee Camp by grugster
Summary:  After two weeks of torture by Death Eaters, Draco and Harry have to find a way to cope with all their memories. Severus, as their guardian, tries to help and spends some time with them at a therapy camp in the USA. Draco/Harry friendship
Length:  191K, WIP

Common Ground by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Harry hides in the library on Halloween, trying to escape his dreadful memories of Lily’s death. No one else seems to remember or care that he lost everything that night. He is found by Snape . . .and also a troll. WINNER-BEST HALLOWEEN STORY at P&S!
Length:  17K, Complete

The Cupboard by enahma
Summary:  After Sirius’s death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
My Opinion:  Not one to miss.  Good story.

The Definition of Home by oliver.snape
Summary:  Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape’s Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Warnings:  Guardian/Adoption fic.
My Opinion:  This is one of my top favorites.
Length:  80K, Complete

The Definition of Family by oliver.snape
Summary:  Sequel to the Definition of Home. Now back at Hogwarts, Harry balances school and his home life as he prepares to face Voldemort and learns to trust Snape’s guidance. Along the way they both learn that family also means support.
Length:  92K, Complete

the photo album by oliver.snape
Summary:  This is an epilogue of The Definition series. It’s basically little scenes that didn’t make it into the series, presented as photographic short stories. There is no set timeline, some are from times in the story, and some are after it finished.

Depths of Darkness by Kirsti-Lee
Summary:  Dumbledore has organised Harry’s life so that he is forced into Gryffindor. What will happen when Harry rocks the boat?
My Warnings: Slytherin!Harry
Length:  31K, Complete

Digging for the Bones by paganaidd
Summary:  Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination.
Warnings:  Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis.
My Opinion:  A good ‘un.  WIP, but regularly updated.
Length: 79K

Equilibrium by Twinheart
Summary:  AU Snape.mentors.Harry fic. When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions.
Warnings: implications of : child neglect, abuse, manipulative Dumbledore, sedition. Not Canon.
Length:  74K, Complete

Faith by Dragongirl16
Summary:  COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works!
Warnings:  PreOotP AU! SLASH
My Warnings/Opinion:  Graphic violence, Lupin/Black, resorting fic, Snape/LMalfoy, crazy Weasleys, Neville/Blaise

This is a really great story.
Length:  338K

Family Night by Celebony
Summary:  As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he’ll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
My Opinion:  I bawl every time I read this one.
Length:  32K

Finding a Family by hestiaA1
Summary:  AU – What if Severus had been able to overcome Harry’s resemblance to James? What if Harry weren’t the only Griffyndor with Slytherin traits? …Snape ends up mentoring the Golden Trio. Contains corporal punishment, not abuse. Several sequels now posted.
Length:  45K, Complete

Flashback by Dream Painter
Summary:  Locking Harry in the broom closet was the catalyst that unlocked a whole flurry of issues that young Harry and Severus must now begin to work through… together.
Length:  12K, Complete

For Duty and Honor by Bratling
Summary:  During Occulmency lessons in OOtP, Snape notices something… off in Harry’s memories. Eventual SnapeadoptsHarry story. Nonslash, AU. Gen fic, no pairings. Does not take into account HBP.
Length:  58K, WIP

Forget Me Not by Sa-kun
Summary:  Everyone seems to have forgotten that the Boy Who Lived exists. Harry’s friends don’t remember who he is. Harry tries to hold on to reality as he knows it, while trying to come to terms with who he is. He finds Snape as an unexpected ally. 6th year AU.
My Opinion:  Really good one to keep your eye on.
Length:  97K, WIP

Fourteen Fathoms by Vain
Summary:  Repost – Snape discovers something disturbing about Harry and acts . . . like Snape. Complete.
My Warnings:  Dursleys abuse Harry.  Snape reacts.  Snape meets Dursleys.  Muahahaha.

But this cannot be allowed to continue. As amusing as you find the image of Potter beneath a herd of stampeding hippogriffs, he’s your student. Your student. And no one ever, ever does anything like this to one of your students. Ever.

Freaks Aren’t Allowed by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  After nearly freezing to death outside his relative’s home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn’t over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge’s problems aren’t limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Warnings:  Child Abuse, Kid Fic, Fluff, Nightmares, Animagus, Adoption, Time Travel, Ghost!Lily, Ghost!James, Cute, Alternate Universe
My Warnings/Opinion: Awww.  Daddy Snape.
Length:  44K, Complete

Not A Freak by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Okay, you’ve convinced me. Sequel to Freaks Aren’t Allowed. This is a series of one shots designed to fill in some of the blanks between Harry’s first year with Snape and his first year at Hogwarts.
Warnings:  Childfic. Fluff.
Length:  12K, WIP

fresh and calm by h0use-m0use
Summary:  AU. Wanting to be left alone, Harry neglects to visit the Hospital Wing after he is hit by the rogue bludger, and is caught by Snape…

Goodnight, Twerp by SweetlyDesolated
Summary:  AU year 5, A night spent in the Potions Professor’s rooms in the castle of Hogwarts passes quite calmly, even under the circumstances of who lives there. No Slash. One shot. Follows ‘My Hero,’ so read that first.
My Opinion:  You don’t have to read the other story first.  *sniffles*

The Guiltless by kilara25
Summary:  Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
My Warnings: Needs a beta.
Length:  26K, Complete

Harry Potter and the Night Before Christmas by Mord-Sith Rahl
Summary:  Harry and Severus spend their first Night Before Christmas together as family.
Warnings:  NonSLASH. Does not take HBP or DH into account.
My Opinion:  *sniffles*  Daddy Snape.

Harry Potter’s Second Chance by etherian
Summary:  Voldemort is dead, and so are quite a few others. Harry’s back at the Dursleys & depressed. A potion changed everything. Snape adopts Harry. Canon more or less up to the end of GoF, after that AU.
My Opinion:  Etherian kicks arse, and therefore, by default, so do her stories.

Second Chance: Take Two by etherian
Summary:  Harry de-aged himself to age 6 after killing Voldemort. Snape adopted him in order to give him a happy childhood. Albus is dying.
Warnings:  AU, canon up to end of PoA. Sequel to Harry Potter’s Second Chance. COMPLETE. The sequel is The Death Eater & The Rat.
Length:  232K

Second Chance: The Journal of Harry Potter by etherian
Summary:  A kind of pre-quel to HP’s Second Chance & Second Chance Take Two. This is the journal that Snape found after rescuing a de-aged Harry. The journal includes notes made by Snape.
My Opinion:  This whole series makes me sniffle.

Harry’s First Detention by kbinnz
Summary:  AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled “Harry’s New Home”.

Harry’s New Home by kbinnz
Summary:  One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well… Or was it? AU, sequel to “Harry’s First Detention”. OVER A MILLION HITS!

Harry’s Last Hope by teachersnape64
Summary:  The summer following Sirius death, Harry is filled with guilt. Snape helps him prepare for the battle of his life against Voldemort! Over 1,ooo,ooo hits! Harry rocks! Not a Severitus but close.
Length:  247K, Complete

Harry’s Sheepy Advent’s Calendar by Healer Pomfrey
Summary:  On the first of December, seven-year-old Harry decides to run away from the Dursleys’. This story accompanies him until Christmas. Will he be able to find a new and better home until then? A daily Advent’s calendar story.
Warnings:  AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry.
My Warnings:  Needs a beta ish.
Length:  31K, Complete

His Boy by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Just a short drabble about Severus’s newly adopted son, Harry Potter. It can either be read as part of my story, “A Means of Survival,” or it can be read on its own. I purposely made the style a bit ambiguous for that very reason. During HP & COS.
Warnings:  drabble, adoption, AU, Neglect

In Plain Sight by melissophobia
Summary:  When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry’s id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin. Au after book 5. Beta’d by Graenr!
My Warnings:  Resorting fic, Slytherin!Harry
Length:  84K, WIP

Jamie Snape and the Chamber of Secrets by Original Dark Angel
Summary:  AU CoS. Dobby never stopped the mail and as a result, Severus Snape has to rescue our hero from Privet Drive. The only way to keep him safe requires an Unusual Adoption.
Warnings:  Abuse via Dursleys
My Opinion:  It’s a good one.  I’m rather fond of this story.
Length:  55K, Complete

The Last Gift by Keina Snape
Summary:  TRANSLATIONHarry receives a very special gift for his 16th birthday, which quickly comes in handy when things get really bad at Privet Drive this summer.But when he finds refuge at Snape’s,everything starts to get complicated..
Warnings:  No slash, guardian fic
My Warnings:  Torture
Length:  449K, WIP

Learning to Love by GoldenPhoenix 12
Summary:  When Three year old Harry Potter is taken to the hospital, the Dursley’s find out some unsettling news. Not wanting to take care of the child, he is left at the hospital, and then sent to an orphanage. Will the Wizarding world find Harry? Who will rescu
Length:  15K, Complete

Letter to Santa by Aceia
Summary:  Harry was told by the Dursleys he was unworthy of Christmas. After he is rescued from them when he is seven, how does Severus cope with his insecurities?
Warnings:  Severus mentor/adoption fic, no slash

Letters: The Year With the Stone by WildKat2007
Summary:  When Harry Potter received his letter for Hogwarts, he hardly expected his cousin, Dudley, to receive one as well. And how will Professor Snape react to a Slytherin Harry? In answer to a challenge from Potions and Snitches.
My Warnings:  Slytherin!Harry, Wizard Dudley
Length:  226K, WIP

Lost Boys by Bil
Summary:  AU. Perhaps it was the whimper that broke through the boy’s fear, the evidence that Severus was as human and broken as he. SS, HP. Oneshot.
My Warnings:  Pre-Hogwarts, torture

The Naked Truth by chrmisha
Summary:  What happens when Snape comes upon a heavily warded compartment on the Hogwarts Express containing two students—one of whom is naked. INcludes HP, SS, and LL. *COMPLETE*
My Opinion:  I love Luna.

Nobody Cared by etherian
Summary:  11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived.
Warnings:  AU, manipulative!callous!Dumbledore, DE’s, Voldy, but no Horcruxs.
My Warnings/Opinion: Slytherin!Harry, Daddy Snape

This is the fic to read.  This is how I wish the first book had really been written
Length:  357K, WIP (only missing the epilogue)

The November 9th Letters by oliver.snape
Summary:  Every year Harry Potter writes a letter to his second son, who is growing up surrounded by friends and family, new and old.
Warnings:  Mentor!Snape, not epilogue compliant, happy and light.
My Opinion:  Good.

The Other Potter by Saelia
Summary:  AU. Lily and James Potter were, as luck would have it, not home the night Voldemort attacked and was vanquished. Thomas Potter became the Boy-Who-Lived. Harry? Left with the Dursleys.
Warnings:  Slytherin- ish !Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Length:  41K, WIP

Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren
Summary:   Harry found out he’s Snape’s son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he’s dodging Snape’s suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Warnings:  HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU.
Length:  211K, Complete

The Pride of a Snake by MiDNiGHT-MoRPHiNE
Summary:  Complete: A Severitus Challenge. Enough said? Look for sequel in the New Year.
Length:  43K

Reading the Signs by goldencompass
Summary: Harry is hurt and loses his voice. Will Snape help him find it? Not slash.
My Warnings: Fluff
Length:  49K, Complete

Filling the Void by goldencompass
Summary:  Sometimes getting what you want is terrifying. Can Severus and Harry manage after the roller coaster that was first year? Sequel to Reading the Signs.
Length:  41K, WIP

Realizations by BloodRedEnd
Summary:  Things only get worse for Harry as summer begins. Abused by his relatives, he is saved by an unlikely person, and finds out something that could change his life forever.
Warnings:  Severitus fic.
Length:  62K, Complete

Resonance by GreenGecko
Summary:  Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Length:  501K, Complete

Running Away by Bil
Summary:  AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG.  AU of Philosopher’s Stone. This may or may not be DH compliant in its way (I’ve only read DH once so I’ve forgotten most of it). And I would like to point out that it was not my idea to have Hermione in this, but she wouldn’t leave.
My Opinion:  Aw.  Really worth the time to read.  One-shot.

Season of Warmth by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Just before Christmas,Harry hears the basilisk and thinks he’s going mad. He flees into a blizzard and is followed by Snape. Trapped by the storm, they hide in a cave. Will they survive to celebrate Christmas?
Warnings:  Sick!Harry & sick!Severus. AU, COS, mentorSev
Length:  97K, Complete

Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio
Summary:  Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Length:  138K, Complete

Serum by Plumbum
Summary:  An unusual epidemic breaks out inflicting children and adults alike. Harry Potter appears to be resistant to the disease, and his blood may carry the cure for all.
Warnings:  Snape mentors Harry NOT-SLASH.
Length:  27K, WIP

ThE SeVeRuS SnApE FaN cLuB by Lady Lianna Kari
Summary:  Harry gets tired of Snape making digs at his fame, so he decides to get even.
Warnings:  Not a Slash. References of abuse.
My Opinion:  Cute.
Length:  11K, WIP

Slave Child by Kristen Hudson
Summary:  A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus. AU from the end of OotP.
Length:  263K, WIP

Slytherin Savior by SilentStardust
Summary:  Chapter 11 up! Please R&R! Harry Potter goes to his first year at Hogwarts and is sorted into Slytherin! He becomes best friends with Draco Malfoy, finds a new father in Snape, and learns to stand up for himself in what he considers to be his new home.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Slytherin!Harry

Author writes too slowly.  11 chapters in 4 years?  Jeebus.  I still like the story though.
Length:  29K, WIP

Slytherin Saviours by Ariande
Summary:  Renamed! Easier Search.6th Year, Harry gets a shock. All 5th & 6th year students are being resorted. Yup, another resorting but different. Can Harry save the Slytherins? More Important,can Slytherins save Harry? NOT a Dark!Harry tale.
Warnings:  Snape!Mentor
My Warnings:  Resorting fic, abuse
Length:  28K, WIP

Snape’s Invisible Friend by teacherbev
Summary:  Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn’t telling and no one can see him but Snape.
Warnings:  No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Abuse, Powerful!Harry, Harry renamed

Major favorite.
Length:  61K, Complete

Stolen Emerald by dinasamirs
Summary:  Snape had loved Lilly. Now Lilly was gone – but not toally. A little tyke with large emerald eyes was still there. All what Snape had to do was steal him.
Warnings:  **Warning: Story contains spanking.**
My Warnings:  Could use a beta (if nothing else, just to get the spelling of Lily correct . . .”  WIP

Stronger Than Hope by Alaunatar
Summary:  AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him.
Warnings:  Eventual Snape as Harry’s guardian story. COMPLETE
Length:  162K

There’s More Room In A Broken Heart by Severus redeemed
Summary:  Harry is almost 9 when he is rescued & taken to Hogwarts by Severus Snape. Despite his intentions to have nothing more to do with the child, Snape finds himself unable to resist Lily’s child, as they both discover that broken hearts can hold more love.
Length:  43K, WIP

To Have and To Hold by ObsessiveCompulsiveforhp
Summary:  When Poppy has finally had enough, Hogwarts undergoes a drastic search and rescue procedure, and secrets are revealed. The aftermath finds Harry bare and exposed, and searching for something to hold.

To Make It All Ok by Bonomania
Summary:  When Harry goes back to school the year after Sirius dies, the unlikeliest of people start noticing a change in him.
Warnings:  Mentions of child abuse, Dursleys, Draco and more brushes with death.
Length:  31K, WIP

To Shape and Change by Blueowl
Summary:  AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley.
Length:  157K, WIP

True Confessions by Bratling
Summary:  An answer to Potions and Snitches’ Abused Harry challenge and Severitus’s challenge. Secrets are sometimes meant to be shared, and sharing those secrets can sometimes change lives.
Length:  15K, Complete

Tug by Emerald-Leaves
Summary:  Harry has an accident, and guess who has to look after him? Why none other than Severus Snape, of course!
Length: 
57K, Complete

Unbuttoned by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Harry doesn’t know exactly what’s happening, but something isn’t right between him and Professor Lupin, and he’s determined to find out why. Will Snape be able to help?
Warnings:  Abuse, implied non-con, AU, HP&PA, minor character death, fluff, mentors, adoption, teacher-student relationship
Length:  39K, WIP

Unjust Fear by Laurenke1
Summary:  Having managed to find the courage to ask for his book back from Professor Snape, Harry learns that there is a reason everybody fears the Potions Master but can one first year see through his mask of fear to see a teacher he can confide in? AU warning
Length:  113K, WIP

Vows by Zarathustra46
Summary:  Severitus taking place between first and second year. Vernon loses it after Dobby drops the cake and he discovers Harry isn’t supposed to do magic at home. Now complete.
Warnings:  Chapters 8 – 11 contain strong language and details child abuse/rape.
Length:  117K, Complete

Walk the Shadows by jharad17
Summary:  AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy’s son?
Warnings:  Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Length:  112K, Complete

What Do We Do Now by momma-dar
Summary:  How different would Harry be if he was taken from the Dursley’s when he was 5 and raised by his real father, Severus Snape, and the rest of the Hogwarts staff. And what is the surprise that they get after they bring Harry home. Complete!
Length:  32K

When the World Stands Still by Sentimental Star
Summary:  **COMPLETE** AU. Tensions are running high in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Everyone who knows anything knows something is about to happen. And it is in the midst of this that two unlikely people find a little more than a common ground…
Length:  12K

Where Do I Go From Here? by The Ivory Raven
Summary:  After a difficult summer, Harry returns to Hogwarts and keeps his homelife a secret. But the new DADA professor leaves him with an even bigger secret to hide. How will he cope, and what does Snape have to do with it all? Warnings: abuse, cutting, depression
Length:  76K, WIP

Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v
Summary:  When Snape is called to the Dursleys’ by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape’s background.
Length:  72K, Complete

I really do like my Snarry fics, but I do read the other pairings as well . . . sometimes.  What’d I’d really like to find is a crossover fic with Snape and Hotch (Criminal Minds).  Eh, I may just have to write that one myself.

Severus Snape/Remus Lupin

Party Dress by musigneus
Summary: 
Severus is ready to relax after Voldemort’s defeat, but Remus thinks it’s a good time to address an old issue.
Warnings:  Cross dressing, PWP
My Warnings:  Bottom!Snape

The Snupin Scramble by violet_quill
Summary:  Snape likes to top. So does Remus. Oh no, conflict!
Warnings:  Object insertion, sex magic, sex toys
My Warnings:  humourous

Severus Snape/Remus Lupin/Harry Potter

Three Men by Celandine, cruisedirector
Summary: A werewolf, a Death Eater and the Chosen One walked into a bar…
Warnings:  Masturbation, Rimming, Felching, Watersports, Double Penetration, Fisting, Bestiality, BDSM, Romance, Domestic

Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Stalks and Bonds by abstractconcept
Summary:  After Severus betrays the Dark Lord, he and Draco are thrown into Azkaban to await their fate. Then Harry Potter is captured as well, and Severus must come up with a plan to save them all—and quickly.
Warnings:  Threesome M/M/M, forced bonding, sex magic, rimming, orgasm denial, urethral play
My Warnings:  Arsehole Harry (not entirely, but when it counts, yeah).

Severus Snape/Percy Weasley

A Clean and Bright Mirror by Leela
Summary:  THIS day, O Soul, I give you a wondrous mirror;
Long in the dark, in tarnish and cloud it lay—But the cloud has pass’d, and the tarnish gone;
… Behold, O Soul! it is now a clean and bright mirror,
Faithfully showing you all the things of the world.

—Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass
Warnings:  Bottom!Snape, private exhibitionism, kinky kristmas

Severus Snape/Hermione Granger

Apple pie a la Mode by Moisie
Summary:  Severus Snape as you have never seen him before!
Warnings:- Contains ego, purple condom, and a very distgruntled Hermione.  Parody
My Opinion:  Extreme amusement.

State of Attraction by Shy Violet (violet_quill)
Summary:  A love potion, a lust potion, and some crazy, nutty mix-ups. Proves you don’t have to like someone to shag them silly. Will the madness never end?!
Warnings:  Humor, Love potion/spell, Post-Order of the Phoenix, Hogwarts
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, oral (not graphic), frickin’ hilarious, lust potions

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