Femme Slash

I’m a female who likes females.  Exciting, I know.  And yet, I still like reading about gay relationships better.  Maybe it’s just because I can actually see the female stuff firsthand; or maybe it’s because not too many fanfic writers do femme slash well.  I dunno.

Criminal Minds

Emily Prentiss/JJ

A Morning At Home by Caitrin Torres (ctorres)
Summary:  There are always new things to learn about your partner.
My Opinion:  This is partially a story about a relationship and the domesticity that comes with it, and partially a story about coming out and the sorts of reactions one gets from parents.

An FBI Agent In Nothin’ But Heels by LittleBundleOfAcid
Summary:  It’s Emily’s birthday…read how she enjoys unwrapping her present,
WARNINGS: femmeslash NC-17 content First femme.
My Warnings:  first person, heels, not graphic (which is a shame, ahem)

God, I Love Football by cgcmff
Summary:  JJ loves the Washington Redskins, Emily loves JJ.
Warnings:  Femslash / Rated M for sexual content. Please read and review.
My Warnings:  Fingering, a little overuse of clichéd phrases (throes of passion?  Really?)

Pleasure Toy by lovetheboys
Summary:  Request: Emily/JJ – Handcuffs and a strap-on, anyway you please.
My Warnings:  Cuffed Emily, strap-on, begging

Emily Prentiss/Ashley Seaver

Dripping by Lunarose30
Summary:  Written for Kink meme. Seaver/Prentiss.
Kink: candles/wax. Bonus for candle as makeshift sex toy.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Needs a beta, but I’m including it because it’s really quite hot.

Criminal Minds – Fringe Crossover

Emily Prentiss/Olivia Dunham

Winning by crazylittleelf
Summary: Sometimes they win.
Warnings: Porn Battle, Wall Sex, 100-1000 Words, Femslash, Crossover
My Opinion: I’ve never seen Fringe, but I liked this.

Criminal Minds – NCIS Crossover

A Little Sleazy and a Little Right by v_angelique
Summary:  Established relationship. Abby’s very kinky and Garcia likes it.
Warnings:  Established Relationship, Kinky, Community: kink_bingo, Watersports, Fat Character, Service Submission, Mirrors, Velvet – Freeform, Gloves, Dirty Talk
My Warnings:  Full bladder orgasms (really hot, they are and so is this)

Criminal Minds – X-Men Crossover

Emily Prentiss/Emma Frost

Falling by Tamoline
Summary: Emily has her world set up just the way she wants it. Until she managed to meet an attractive woman in a place that she really wasn’t expecting. Now the boundaries of her different worlds are changing and overlapping, and she’s left falling.  Companion piece to Faces, covering the events from Emily’s perspective.
My Opinion:  Part of a series (you might want to go back and read from the beginning). I just liked this snippet.  Not explicit

NCIS

Caitlin Todd/Abby Sciuto

show me yours & I’ll show you mine by coffeesuperhero
Summary:  A/N: I should probably not be left unattended. Kicking the New Year off with some femslash can’t be bad, though. Set just after “Hung Out To Dry,” 1×02. Thanks to leiascully for looking this over.
My Warnings:  drunken sex, fingering, hot

Everything Else

Stuff that I can’t seem to classify. Maybe it’s just masturbation, maybe it’s from a fandom that I don’t have anything else of. *ahem* I don’t know. It’s weird. This is my life. Here we are.

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

Charlie Bucket/Willy Wonka

Tastes Like Candy by jmtorres
Summary:  The maturity gap makes up for the age gap.
Warnings:  cross-generational relationship
My Warnings/Opinion:  Blow job, underage.  I think it’ll surprise you a bit.

Criminal Minds

Hotchner, Rossi, Gideon, Max Ryan, Katie Cole

Both Ends of the Rope by bessemerprocess
Summary:  At the end of a bad case, the old school BSU team releases a little tension.
Warnings:  Team orgy, alcohol
My Warnings:  oral, hand jobs

Reid/Map

Destination Temptation by Amy494walker
Summary: It was simply too much temptation for any single man to deny. Un-beta’d.
My Warnings: Smut with an inanimate object, frottage, needs a beta to give it once over.

Emily, Hotch, Jack Hotchner, Morgan/Reid

Jack, at Least, Has Manners by bookgodess15
Summary: Jack wanders around the BAU, but always says excuse me.
Warnings: Humor. Cuteness. It’s hot chocolate for these cold, free-time-barren times. Written in about an hour, so typos are probably rank.

George Foyet, Aaron Hotchner, Haley Hotchner, Jack Hotchner (briefly)

If you were gay . . . by ROSSELLA1
Summary:  Hotch tries to stall Foyet during “100″.
My Opinion: I am amused.

George Foyet, Penelope Garcia, Derek Morgan, Aaron Hotchner, Spencer Reid, John Blackwolf, Megan Kane

The Many Deaths of George Foyet by ROSSELLA1
Summary: A bunch of oneshots where Foyet dies.
My Warnings: Violence (and humor)

Hotchner, Garcia

Morning Meeting by tbird1965
Summary:  Hotch accidentally leaves his laptop on. Will Garcia watch as he handles a morning situation?
Warnings:  Rated M for mature. All smut.
My Warnings:  Accidental voyeurism, masturbation . . . I love Garcia.

Rossi, Hotch, JJ, Emily, Reid, Morgan

Teen Spirit by LoveChilde
Summary: They’ve learned to expect the unexpected, but this was something new. When an unexpected twist leaves only Agent Rossi above the legal driving age, the team races against time to solve the case and restore their old(er) selves. Gen, case fic, no pairings, supernatural overtones
Warnings:  Case fic, kid fic, supernatural elements
My Warnings/Opinion:  deaging

Not your typical CM fic, but it’s a fun idea, even if it is a WIP!
Length:  40K, WIP

Harry Potter

Harry Potter

Crumbling Land by Koanju and Saeva
Summary:  So that’s what it felt like to die. It didn’t feel much different than his normal life.
Warnings:  Erotic Asphyxiation.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Creepy. Serial killer Harry.
Length:  1.5K, one-shot

Draco Malfoy

Ensnared by RaeWhit
Summary:  Draco Malfoy in the dungeons with Devil’s Snare…wanking, of course.
Warnings:  auto-erotic asphyxiation, object penetration, PWP

Draco Malfoy, Fenrir Greyback

Here Be Monsters by Leela
Summary: After Dumbledore’s death, Draco needs the kind of comfort only someone like Greyback can offer.
Warnings: Consensual, rough sex, outdoor sex
My Warnings: ALMOST dub con, bottom!Draco, spit, first time, slash

Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Harry Potter

Four and counting by Laume
Summary:  KIDFIC! A few years after the war ends, Snape has a little mishap. Dumbledore, in all his wisdom, comes up with an Awfully Bad Idea.
My Warnings:  Deaged Severus, Grandpa Albus, and Uncle Harry – the OTHER boy from the cupboard
Length:  15K, WIP

Gellert Grindelwald/Albus Dumbledore

Turnabout [Part 1] by penbrydd
Warnings: 19th century dialect, smut, surprise buttsecks
My Warnings/Opinion: I do hope he continues this story. The language isn’t too hard to understand either.  Fingering, Frigging? Handjob.  WIP

Thestrals

Bad Omen by rane_ab
Summary:  A drabble; G, gen, Thestral’s POV

Severus Snape

The Unhappy Horseman of Sleepy Hogwarts by Murasaki99
Summary:  So it’s another minor accident in Potions Class. These things happen to even the best Potions Masters, right?
My Warning:  Accidental transformation

House

House/Chase

Not of Sound Mind by Aris Merquoni (ArisTGD)
Summary:  Chase gets House to help him explore the mental and physical relationship between less-than-safe medical practices and sex.
Warnings:  Sounding, medical kink, risk aware consensual kink
My Opinion:  I think this fic gave me a new kink.

NCIS

DiNozzo/Director Vance

Better Off Floating by kaylashay81
Summary:  While Tony may not remember all the women he had been with over the years, he remembered every single man.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, public sex (is sex in a public bathroom considered public? lol), Bottom!Vance

DiNozzo, Fornell

Situations by water_soter
My Summary: Tony and Fornell stuck in an elevator together. *snickers*
My Warnings: Awkward situations.  Possibly injured Tony.  Couldn’t really tell for sure.

Oz (HBO)

Beecher/Keller

The Rules by dustandroses
Summary:  What else is there to do when you’re in Lockdown?
Warnings: Voyeurism, Power Play, Orgasm Denial

Star Trek (2009)

Spock, Kirk, McCoy (in a lesser fashion), and some random ship cats

The 80/20 Theory as Applied to Cats on the Bed by lazulisong
Series:  Star Trek XI
Rating/Warnings: Do not allow Meg to write fic while under the influence of sleep deprivation. Do not fold, wrinkle, spindle or mutilate. Do not read if you are offended by jokes about Spock’s rapidly waning dignity. Do not attempt to share a twin bed with a border collie and a kitten who is gay for the dog. Bones is a big fat potty mouth.
Disclaimer: Yeah, no. Also no tribbles were harmed in the making of this fic, although Spock’s dignity may never be the same.
My Warnings:  Author claims this is K/S pre-slash, and I suppose it is . . . but I’m shoving it in Everything Else (and maybe Gen), because this is almost more hurt/comfort than anything else.  And funny.  Did I mention that?

Spock

Cinnamon and Sugar by penbrydd
From this prompt:
This can be crack or not, I just want some lulz at Spock’s expense. (I do love him honestly…)  Cinnamon or chocolate is a Vulcan aphrodisiac. The replicators on the Enterprise malfunction, and everything has cinnamon/chocolate on/in it! Have fun with it.
Warnings:  Wanking, alien peen, self-injury
Notes: This was supposed to be funny. OP asked for Spock + aphrodisiac. I … uh … yeah. This went some darkly kinky places.
My Warnings:  Quasi-sounding, if I’m reading this correctly (minus the sounding equipment).  Aphrodisiac induced wanking.  Almost like sex pollen in a way, except solo.

Kirk, Spock, Uhura, Scotty, various other crew members

Complications in the Head by penbrydd
From this prompt:
I’m trans, so I have to think about which bathroom is safe to use. This got me thinking… are bathrooms still separated by gender on the Enterprise, or has Starfleet moved past that requirement? Are bathrooms separated by species? Separated by both species *and* gender?

Anon can take the prompt in any direction, but I’d especially love to see some crew interactions in restrooms designated as open to all species and genders. People running into their crushes in the bathroom, people curious about alien genitalia but trying not to be creepy and look, graffiti written on the bathroom stalls, &c. 5+1 format might work, up to Anon!
Warnings: Alien peen, inappropriate use of a bathroom

Kirk/Spock

Pushing It by shinychimera
Summary:  What was really going on with Kirk when Spock was throttling him on the bridge? Is there room for erotic asphyxiation during a crisis?
Warnings:  Breathplay, Canon-Typical Violence, 100-1000 words
My Warnings:  This is almost, almost, almost dub-con, except it’s not . . . mostly.  *laugh*

Star Trek: The Next Generation

Picard/Q

Need by Alara J Rogers (AlaraJRogers)
Summary:  “Make me forget who I am,” Q whispers to him, hoarsely, his arms pulling Picard to him as if Picard is a talisman, the only shield he has against the horrors of mortality. “Make me forget I was ever anything other than this.”
My Warnings:  Bottom!Q, Vulnerable Q, Powerless Q

Star Trek: The Next Generation – Star Wars Prequel Crossover

Picard/Q, Picard/Qui-Gon Jinn

Misunderstandings, Healing, and Gifts by Merfilly
Summary:  A crossover between the two epic space operas, with a lot of PWP in there.
Warnings:  Crossover, broken trust, Healing Sex, Blow Job, Anal Sex
My Warnings/Opinion:  non-con (in a rather vague precursory sense), bottom!Picard, meddling gods

I’m naturally a bit wary of crossovers, as most intelligent readers ought to be.  However, this one is rather seamless in transitioning between the two worlds (a fairly impressive feat, considering).

Whose Line Is It Anyway?

Ryan/Colin

Showstopper by Rushlight
Summary:  The Whose Line episode you’ll never see.
My Opinion:  I wasn’t actually aware that one could write Whose Line fanfiction.

Daddy Snape, Mentor, Adoptive Father, Severitus etc.

I admit it.  I have a weakness for Daddy Snape; especially if he’s Daddy Snape to little Harry.  It’s just so cute.  Some authors are pretty good at writing them as father – son.  On the other hand, some authors make me wonder if they’ve ever seen a child, let alone been around one.  When I write kids, I write with my inner child at the forefront of my mind; staring out at everything, wide eyed in wonder.

It seems to work–at least according to the reviewers of those stories.

Hmm, I may have to split this list via WIPs and Completes.  Geez.

Apprentice by Fallen Shadowed Angel
Summary:  Harry James Potter has always been anything but normal. Why should Hogwarts be any different? The Sorting Hat brings back an age-old tradition for the special little boy: Apprenticeship.
Warnings:  AU Year One- mentor, CP (i.e. Corporal Punishment)
Length:  22K, WIP

Believe by Victory-Starr
Summary:  It’s Christmas Eve and little Harry has many requests, but none of them are for Santa.
My Opinion:  Aww.

The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville
Summary:  AU. Yes, the old Snape retrieves Harry from the Dursleys formula. I just had to write one. Everything changes, because the best revenge is living well.
Warnings:  T for Mentor Snape’s occasional naughty language. Supportive Minerva.
Length:  222K, Complete

Bleeding Clown by parselslyth
Summary:  Harry receives a diary from Dumbledore but when he writes in it, he receives an unexpected response. Who is this correspondent? Abused!Harry rescued from Dursleys, Mentor!Snape.
Warnings: swearing, self harm, drug abuse, references to child abuse and rape
Length:  61K, WIP

Blessed Curse by HpFanficFan
Summary:  COMPLETE. Harry’s defeat of Voldemort came at a price. The consequences will change Harry’s life forever; for him it will be a blessing. For the snarky potions master, however, it has become what he calls a curse. Severitus. Revised
My Opinion:  Actions speak louder than words.

Broken Wings by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Desperate to escape his guilt and nightmares after the third task, Harry transforms into a hawk by accident and ends up breaking both wings and suffering partial memory loss. He is found by Snape,who helps him and discovers the truth about his professor.
Length:  236K, Complete

The Greatest Gift by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Harry writes a letter to Severus trying to express how grateful he is that Severus adopted him and gave him a home and family. Just a little fic I wrote for Father’s Day. Set in the Broken Wings AU!

Burnt by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Warnings:  Slytherin Harry, Physical Disability, Abuse, Minor Violence, runaway, Neglect, Work In Progress, Alternate Universe, Deaf Character, Sign Language, Book 1: Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone
My Opinion I like this one.
Length: 70K, WIP

Cherokee Camp by grugster
Summary:  After two weeks of torture by Death Eaters, Draco and Harry have to find a way to cope with all their memories. Severus, as their guardian, tries to help and spends some time with them at a therapy camp in the USA. Draco/Harry friendship
Length:  191K, WIP

Common Ground by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Harry hides in the library on Halloween, trying to escape his dreadful memories of Lily’s death. No one else seems to remember or care that he lost everything that night. He is found by Snape . . .and also a troll. WINNER-BEST HALLOWEEN STORY at P&S!
Length:  17K, Complete

The Cupboard by enahma
Summary:  After Sirius’s death, Harry is sinking into depression. And then, he receives a detention which leads to a shocking revelation. Will he be able to stop sinking deeper? COMPLETE! No slash.
My Opinion:  Not one to miss.  Good story.

The Definition of Home by oliver.snape
Summary:  Harry runs into Snape while trying to find the definition of home, and finds himself drawn into Snape’s Order task, finding a location outside of London. Along the way, he and Snape learn a few new definitions themselves. Warnings:  Guardian/Adoption fic.
My Opinion:  This is one of my top favorites.
Length:  80K, Complete

The Definition of Family by oliver.snape
Summary:  Sequel to the Definition of Home. Now back at Hogwarts, Harry balances school and his home life as he prepares to face Voldemort and learns to trust Snape’s guidance. Along the way they both learn that family also means support.
Length:  92K, Complete

the photo album by oliver.snape
Summary:  This is an epilogue of The Definition series. It’s basically little scenes that didn’t make it into the series, presented as photographic short stories. There is no set timeline, some are from times in the story, and some are after it finished.

Depths of Darkness by Kirsti-Lee
Summary:  Dumbledore has organised Harry’s life so that he is forced into Gryffindor. What will happen when Harry rocks the boat?
My Warnings: Slytherin!Harry
Length:  31K, Complete

Digging for the Bones by paganaidd
Summary:  Because of a student death, new measures are being taken to screen students for abuse. With Dumbledore facing an enquiry, Snape is in charge of making sure every student receives an examination.
Warnings:  Abused!Harry. Character death. Sevitis.
My Opinion:  A good ‘un.  WIP, but regularly updated.
Length: 79K

Equilibrium by Twinheart
Summary:  AU Snape.mentors.Harry fic. When Harry Potter comes to Hogwarts, Snape is forced to reexamine his initial impressions.
Warnings: implications of : child neglect, abuse, manipulative Dumbledore, sedition. Not Canon.
Length:  74K, Complete

Faith by Dragongirl16
Summary:  COMPLETE:: What if the wizarding world turned its back on Harry? Who will stay true? Who can he turn to? What will he do? A HD romance in the works!
Warnings:  PreOotP AU! SLASH
My Warnings/Opinion:  Graphic violence, Lupin/Black, resorting fic, Snape/LMalfoy, crazy Weasleys, Neville/Blaise

This is a really great story.
Length:  338K

Family Night by Celebony
Summary:  As Hogwarts starts a quarterly Family Night, Harry is determined take part. Facing the heartache of looking in all the wrong places, he’ll have to discover the true meaning of family, and that sometimes it comes from where you least expect it. COMPLETE
My Opinion:  I bawl every time I read this one.
Length:  32K

Finding a Family by hestiaA1
Summary:  AU – What if Severus had been able to overcome Harry’s resemblance to James? What if Harry weren’t the only Griffyndor with Slytherin traits? …Snape ends up mentoring the Golden Trio. Contains corporal punishment, not abuse. Several sequels now posted.
Length:  45K, Complete

Flashback by Dream Painter
Summary:  Locking Harry in the broom closet was the catalyst that unlocked a whole flurry of issues that young Harry and Severus must now begin to work through… together.
Length:  12K, Complete

For Duty and Honor by Bratling
Summary:  During Occulmency lessons in OOtP, Snape notices something… off in Harry’s memories. Eventual SnapeadoptsHarry story. Nonslash, AU. Gen fic, no pairings. Does not take into account HBP.
Length:  58K, WIP

Forget Me Not by Sa-kun
Summary:  Everyone seems to have forgotten that the Boy Who Lived exists. Harry’s friends don’t remember who he is. Harry tries to hold on to reality as he knows it, while trying to come to terms with who he is. He finds Snape as an unexpected ally. 6th year AU.
My Opinion:  Really good one to keep your eye on.
Length:  97K, WIP

Fox Tale by Sita Z
Summary: Lucius Malfoy enjoys his family traditions. Severus Snape is stuck with the unpleasant task of rescuing the victims. Until one night a captured boy surprises him…
Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Alcohol Use, Child fic, Kidnapped, Neglect, Violence
My Warnings/Opinion:  Terror and sweetness all rolled into one.  One of my new favorite fics by one of my favorite authors
Length:  8k (It’s a two-shot)

Fourteen Fathoms by Vain
Summary:  Repost – Snape discovers something disturbing about Harry and acts . . . like Snape. Complete.
My Warnings:  Dursleys abuse Harry.  Snape reacts.  Snape meets Dursleys.  Muahahaha.

But this cannot be allowed to continue. As amusing as you find the image of Potter beneath a herd of stampeding hippogriffs, he’s your student. Your student. And no one ever, ever does anything like this to one of your students. Ever.

Freaks Aren’t Allowed by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  After nearly freezing to death outside his relative’s home, little Harry is rescued first by a spirit and then a snarky git! The adventure isn’t over yet though, as Snape soon realizes that his charge’s problems aren’t limited to just frostbite. Childfic
Warnings:  Child Abuse, Kid Fic, Fluff, Nightmares, Animagus, Adoption, Time Travel, Ghost!Lily, Ghost!James, Cute, Alternate Universe
My Warnings/Opinion: Awww.  Daddy Snape.
Length:  44K, Complete

Not A Freak by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Okay, you’ve convinced me. Sequel to Freaks Aren’t Allowed. This is a series of one shots designed to fill in some of the blanks between Harry’s first year with Snape and his first year at Hogwarts.
Warnings:  Childfic. Fluff.
Length:  12K, WIP

fresh and calm by h0use-m0use
Summary:  AU. Wanting to be left alone, Harry neglects to visit the Hospital Wing after he is hit by the rogue bludger, and is caught by Snape…

Goodnight, Twerp by SweetlyDesolated
Summary:  AU year 5, A night spent in the Potions Professor’s rooms in the castle of Hogwarts passes quite calmly, even under the circumstances of who lives there. No Slash. One shot. Follows ‘My Hero,’ so read that first.
My Opinion:  You don’t have to read the other story first.  *sniffles*

The Guiltless by kilara25
Summary:  Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.
My Warnings: Needs a beta.
Length:  26K, Complete

Harry Potter and the Night Before Christmas by Mord-Sith Rahl
Summary:  Harry and Severus spend their first Night Before Christmas together as family.
Warnings:  NonSLASH. Does not take HBP or DH into account.
My Opinion:  *sniffles*  Daddy Snape.

Harry Potter’s Second Chance by etherian
Summary:  Voldemort is dead, and so are quite a few others. Harry’s back at the Dursleys & depressed. A potion changed everything. Snape adopts Harry. Canon more or less up to the end of GoF, after that AU.
My Opinion:  Etherian kicks arse, and therefore, by default, so do her stories.

Second Chance: Take Two by etherian
Summary:  Harry de-aged himself to age 6 after killing Voldemort. Snape adopted him in order to give him a happy childhood. Albus is dying.
Warnings:  AU, canon up to end of PoA. Sequel to Harry Potter’s Second Chance. COMPLETE. The sequel is The Death Eater & The Rat.
Length:  232K

Second Chance: The Journal of Harry Potter by etherian
Summary:  A kind of pre-quel to HP’s Second Chance & Second Chance Take Two. This is the journal that Snape found after rescuing a de-aged Harry. The journal includes notes made by Snape.
My Opinion:  This whole series makes me sniffle.

Harry’s First Detention by kbinnz
Summary:  AU one-shot about Harry’s first detention with Snape. Take one mistreated boy, one misinformed man, mix well and watch what happens. Sequel now up! Titled “Harry’s New Home”.

Harry’s New Home by kbinnz
Summary:  One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well… Or was it? AU, sequel to “Harry’s First Detention”. OVER A MILLION HITS!

Harry’s Last Hope by teachersnape64
Summary:  The summer following Sirius death, Harry is filled with guilt. Snape helps him prepare for the battle of his life against Voldemort! Over 1,ooo,ooo hits! Harry rocks! Not a Severitus but close.
Length:  247K, Complete

Harry’s Sheepy Advent’s Calendar by Healer Pomfrey
Summary:  On the first of December, seven-year-old Harry decides to run away from the Dursleys’. This story accompanies him until Christmas. Will he be able to find a new and better home until then? A daily Advent’s calendar story.
Warnings:  AU, partly OOC, sick!Harry.
My Warnings:  Needs a beta ish.
Length:  31K, Complete

His Boy by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Just a short drabble about Severus’s newly adopted son, Harry Potter. It can either be read as part of my story, “A Means of Survival,” or it can be read on its own. I purposely made the style a bit ambiguous for that very reason. During HP & COS.
Warnings:  drabble, adoption, AU, Neglect

In Plain Sight by melissophobia
Summary:  When Dumbledore finds an abused Harry, he decides Harry needs to go into hiding. Under the guise of a Student exchange program, Harry’s id is changed and he is resorted into Slytherin. Au after book 5. Beta’d by Graenr!
My Warnings:  Resorting fic, Slytherin!Harry
Length:  84K, WIP

Jamie Snape and the Chamber of Secrets by Original Dark Angel
Summary:  AU CoS. Dobby never stopped the mail and as a result, Severus Snape has to rescue our hero from Privet Drive. The only way to keep him safe requires an Unusual Adoption.
Warnings:  Abuse via Dursleys
My Opinion:  It’s a good one.  I’m rather fond of this story.
Length:  55K, Complete

The Last Gift by Keina Snape
Summary:  TRANSLATIONHarry receives a very special gift for his 16th birthday, which quickly comes in handy when things get really bad at Privet Drive this summer.But when he finds refuge at Snape’s,everything starts to get complicated..
Warnings:  No slash, guardian fic
My Warnings:  Torture
Length:  449K, WIP

Learning to Love by GoldenPhoenix 12
Summary:  When Three year old Harry Potter is taken to the hospital, the Dursley’s find out some unsettling news. Not wanting to take care of the child, he is left at the hospital, and then sent to an orphanage. Will the Wizarding world find Harry? Who will rescu
Length:  15K, Complete

Letter to Santa by Aceia
Summary:  Harry was told by the Dursleys he was unworthy of Christmas. After he is rescued from them when he is seven, how does Severus cope with his insecurities?
Warnings:  Severus mentor/adoption fic, no slash

Letters: The Year With the Stone by WildKat2007
Summary:  When Harry Potter received his letter for Hogwarts, he hardly expected his cousin, Dudley, to receive one as well. And how will Professor Snape react to a Slytherin Harry? In answer to a challenge from Potions and Snitches.
My Warnings:  Slytherin!Harry, Wizard Dudley
Length:  226K, WIP

Lost Boys by Bil
Summary:  AU. Perhaps it was the whimper that broke through the boy’s fear, the evidence that Severus was as human and broken as he. SS, HP. Oneshot.
My Warnings:  Pre-Hogwarts, torture

Miles To Go Before I Sleep by Malora
Summary:  Hedwig is injured, and must seek help for Harry. An answer to the “Burnt Hedwig to the Rescue” challenge on potionsandsnitches: “Hedwig is tossed onto a bonfire with Harry’s other belongings, but she manages to barely escape.”
My Opinion:  Somewhat bittersweet.  Harry is Hedwig’s boy, not the other way around.  Last line made me tear up.
Length:  3K

The Naked Truth by chrmisha
Summary:  What happens when Snape comes upon a heavily warded compartment on the Hogwarts Express containing two students—one of whom is naked. Includes HP, SS, and LL. *COMPLETE*
My Opinion:  I love Luna.

Nobody Cared by etherian
Summary:  11 yr old Harry misses the Hogwarts Express. Snape is sent to find out why. What he finds changes any preconceived notions he might have had about the Boy-Who-Lived.
Warnings:  AU, manipulative!callous!Dumbledore, DE’s, Voldy, but no Horcruxs.
My Warnings/Opinion: Slytherin!Harry, Daddy Snape

This is the fic to read.  This is how I wish the first book had really been written
Length:  365K, Complete (only missing the epilogue)

The November 9th Letters by oliver.snape
Summary:  Every year Harry Potter writes a letter to his second son, who is growing up surrounded by friends and family, new and old.
Warnings:  Mentor!Snape, not epilogue compliant, happy and light.
My Opinion:  Good.

The Other Potter by Saelia
Summary:  AU. Lily and James Potter were, as luck would have it, not home the night Voldemort attacked and was vanquished. Thomas Potter became the Boy-Who-Lived. Harry? Left with the Dursleys.
Warnings:  Slytherin- ish !Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE.
Length:  41K, WIP

Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren
Summary:   Harry found out he’s Snape’s son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he’s dodging Snape’s suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Warnings:  HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU.
Length:  211K, Complete

The Pride of a Snake by MiDNiGHT-MoRPHiNE
Summary:  Complete: A Severitus Challenge. Enough said? Look for sequel in the New Year.
Length:  43K

Reading the Signs by goldencompass
Summary: Harry is hurt and loses his voice. Will Snape help him find it? Not slash.
My Warnings: Fluff
Length:  49K, Complete

Filling the Void by goldencompass
Summary:  Sometimes getting what you want is terrifying. Can Severus and Harry manage after the roller coaster that was first year? Sequel to Reading the Signs.
Length:  41K, WIP

Realizations by BloodRedEnd
Summary:  Things only get worse for Harry as summer begins. Abused by his relatives, he is saved by an unlikely person, and finds out something that could change his life forever.
Warnings:  Severitus fic.
Length:  62K, Complete

Resonance by GreenGecko
Summary:  Year six and Harry needs rescuing by Dumbledore and Snape. The resulting understanding between Harry and Snape is critical to destroying Voldemort and leads to an offer of adoption. Covers year seven and Auror training. Sequel is Revolution.
Length:  501K, Complete

Running Away by Bil
Summary:  AU. DEATH EATER KIDNAPS BOY WHO LIVED! read the newspaper headlines across magical Britain. SS, HP/HG.  AU of Philosopher’s Stone. This may or may not be DH compliant in its way (I’ve only read DH once so I’ve forgotten most of it). And I would like to point out that it was not my idea to have Hermione in this, but she wouldn’t leave.
My Opinion:  Aw.  Really worth the time to read.  One-shot.

Season of Warmth by Snapegirlkmf
Summary:  Just before Christmas,Harry hears the basilisk and thinks he’s going mad. He flees into a blizzard and is followed by Snape. Trapped by the storm, they hide in a cave. Will they survive to celebrate Christmas?
Warnings:  Sick!Harry & sick!Severus. AU, COS, mentorSev
Length:  97K, Complete

Self Preservation by coffeeonthepatio
Summary:  Mrs Figg has enough. 7-year-old Harry Potter cannot stay with the Dursleys any more. Severus Snape thinks everyone is better suited to raise the future Saviour of the Wizarding World. Harry dreams of being taken away by a tall man who scares even Dudley.
Length:  138K, Complete

Serum by Plumbum
Summary:  An unusual epidemic breaks out inflicting children and adults alike. Harry Potter appears to be resistant to the disease, and his blood may carry the cure for all.
Warnings:  Snape mentors Harry NOT-SLASH.
Length:  27K, WIP

ThE SeVeRuS SnApE FaN cLuB by Lady Lianna Kari
Summary:  Harry gets tired of Snape making digs at his fame, so he decides to get even.
Warnings:  Not a Slash. References of abuse.
My Opinion:  Cute.
Length:  11K, WIP

Slave Child by Kristen Hudson
Summary:  A duel with Draco leads to drastic and permanent consequences for both Harry and Severus. AU from the end of OotP.
Length:  263K, WIP

Slytherin Savior by SilentStardust
Summary:  Chapter 11 up! Please R&R! Harry Potter goes to his first year at Hogwarts and is sorted into Slytherin! He becomes best friends with Draco Malfoy, finds a new father in Snape, and learns to stand up for himself in what he considers to be his new home.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Slytherin!Harry

Author writes too slowly.  11 chapters in 4 years?  Jeebus.  I still like the story though.
Length:  29K, WIP

Slytherin Saviours by Ariande
Summary:  Renamed! Easier Search.6th Year, Harry gets a shock. All 5th & 6th year students are being resorted. Yup, another resorting but different. Can Harry save the Slytherins? More Important,can Slytherins save Harry? NOT a Dark!Harry tale.
Warnings:  Snape!Mentor
My Warnings:  Resorting fic, abuse
Length:  28K, WIP

Snape’s Invisible Friend by teacherbev
Summary:  Winner Oct. 2006 HPAA Best AU: Harry rescues himself as a baby and chooses Snape as his protector, why no one knows because the toddler isn’t telling and no one can see him but Snape.
Warnings:  No Slash, No Mary Sues, R&R please. PDF, ebook, mobipocket available.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Abuse, Powerful!Harry, Harry renamed

Major favorite.
Length:  61K, Complete

Stolen Emerald by dinasamirs
Summary:  Snape had loved Lilly. Now Lilly was gone – but not toally. A little tyke with large emerald eyes was still there. All what Snape had to do was steal him.
Warnings:  **Warning: Story contains spanking.**
My Warnings:  Could use a beta (if nothing else, just to get the spelling of Lily correct . . .”  WIP

Stronger Than Hope by Alaunatar
Summary:  AU after OoTP, a few HBP details. An obsessed, grieving Harry has decided on a dangerous way to defeat Voldemort. Snape is paying closer attention than before, but his contempt for Harry blinds him.
Warnings:  Eventual Snape as Harry’s guardian story. COMPLETE
Length:  162K

There’s More Room In A Broken Heart by Severus redeemed
Summary:  Harry is almost 9 when he is rescued & taken to Hogwarts by Severus Snape. Despite his intentions to have nothing more to do with the child, Snape finds himself unable to resist Lily’s child, as they both discover that broken hearts can hold more love.
Length:  43K, WIP

To Have and To Hold by ObsessiveCompulsiveforhp
Summary:  When Poppy has finally had enough, Hogwarts undergoes a drastic search and rescue procedure, and secrets are revealed. The aftermath finds Harry bare and exposed, and searching for something to hold.

To Make It All Ok by Bonomania
Summary:  When Harry goes back to school the year after Sirius dies, the unlikeliest of people start noticing a change in him.
Warnings:  Mentions of child abuse, Dursleys, Draco and more brushes with death.
Length:  31K, WIP

To Shape and Change by Blueowl
Summary:  AU. Time Travel. Snape goes back in time, holding the knowledge of what is to come if he fails. No longer holding a grudge, he seeks to shape Harry into the greatest wizard of all time, starting on the day Hagrid took Harry to Diagon Alley.
Length:  157K, WIP

True Confessions by Bratling
Summary:  An answer to Potions and Snitches’ Abused Harry challenge and Severitus’s challenge. Secrets are sometimes meant to be shared, and sharing those secrets can sometimes change lives.
Length:  15K, Complete

Tug by Emerald-Leaves
Summary:  Harry has an accident, and guess who has to look after him? Why none other than Severus Snape, of course!
Length:  57K, Complete

Unbuttoned by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  Harry doesn’t know exactly what’s happening, but something isn’t right between him and Professor Lupin, and he’s determined to find out why. Will Snape be able to help?
Warnings:  Abuse, implied non-con, AU, HP&PA, minor character death, fluff, mentors, adoption, teacher-student relationship
Length:  64K, WIP

Unjust Fear by Laurenke1
Summary:  Having managed to find the courage to ask for his book back from Professor Snape, Harry learns that there is a reason everybody fears the Potions Master but can one first year see through his mask of fear to see a teacher he can confide in? AU warning
Length:  113K, WIP

Vows by Zarathustra46
Summary:  Severitus taking place between first and second year. Vernon loses it after Dobby drops the cake and he discovers Harry isn’t supposed to do magic at home. Now complete.
Warnings:  Chapters 8 – 11 contain strong language and details child abuse/rape.
Length:  117K, Complete

Walk the Shadows by jharad17
Summary:  AU. The summer after 5th year, Death Eaters find Harry abandoned in the Dursley house and bring him to Voldemort. Will one particular Death Eater give up his position and his hate to save his enemy’s son?
Warnings:  Snape mentors Harry fic. violence,chld abuse,rape
Length:  112K, Complete

What Do We Do Now by momma-dar
Summary:  How different would Harry be if he was taken from the Dursley’s when he was 5 and raised by his real father, Severus Snape, and the rest of the Hogwarts staff. And what is the surprise that they get after they bring Harry home. Complete!
Length:  32K

When the World Stands Still by Sentimental Star
Summary:  **COMPLETE** AU. Tensions are running high in Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Everyone who knows anything knows something is about to happen. And it is in the midst of this that two unlikely people find a little more than a common ground…
Length:  12K

Where Do I Go From Here? by The Ivory Raven
Summary:  After a difficult summer, Harry returns to Hogwarts and keeps his homelife a secret. But the new DADA professor leaves him with an even bigger secret to hide. How will he cope, and what does Snape have to do with it all? Warnings: abuse, cutting, depression
Length:  76K, WIP

Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v
Summary:  When Snape is called to the Dursleys’ by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape’s background.
Length:  72K, Complete

Severus Snape – Other Pairings

I really do like my Snarry fics, but I do read the other pairings as well . . . sometimes.  What’d I’d really like to find is a crossover fic with Snape and Hotch (Criminal Minds).  Eh, I may just have to write that one myself.

Severus Snape/Remus Lupin

Party Dress by musigneus
Summary:  Severus is ready to relax after Voldemort’s defeat, but Remus thinks it’s a good time to address an old issue.
Warnings:  Cross dressing, PWP
My Warnings:  Bottom!Snape

The Snupin Scramble by violet_quill
Summary:  Snape likes to top. So does Remus. Oh no, conflict!
Warnings:  Object insertion, sex magic, sex toys
My Warnings:  humourous

Severus Snape/Remus Lupin/Harry Potter

Three Men by Celandine, cruisedirector
Summary: A werewolf, a Death Eater and the Chosen One walked into a bar…
Warnings:  Masturbation, Rimming, Felching, Watersports, Double Penetration, Fisting, Bestiality, BDSM, Romance, Domestic

Severus Snape/Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter

Stalks and Bonds by abstractconcept
Summary:  After Severus betrays the Dark Lord, he and Draco are thrown into Azkaban to await their fate. Then Harry Potter is captured as well, and Severus must come up with a plan to save them all—and quickly.
Warnings:  Threesome M/M/M, forced bonding, sex magic, rimming, orgasm denial, urethral play
My Warnings:  Arsehole Harry (not entirely, but when it counts, yeah).

Severus Snape/Percy Weasley

A Clean and Bright Mirror by Leela
Summary:  THIS day, O Soul, I give you a wondrous mirror;
Long in the dark, in tarnish and cloud it lay—But the cloud has pass’d, and the tarnish gone;
… Behold, O Soul! it is now a clean and bright mirror,
Faithfully showing you all the things of the world.
—Walt Whitman, Leaves of Grass
Warnings:  Bottom!Snape, private exhibitionism, kinky kristmas

Perfect Fit by abstractconcept
Summary: Snape gives Percy the boundaries he needs.
Warnings: Daddy kink, underage, minor, chan, control issues, rimming, ficlet
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Percy, desk sex, teacher-student

Severus Snape/Firenze

A Fish May Marry A Bird by lookfar
Summary: Severus Snape loathes the idea of a centaur in the castle.
Warnings: Warning for possible bestiality, if you see it that way
My Warnings/Opinion: blow jobs

Severus Snape/Hermione Granger

Apple pie a la Mode by Moisie
Summary:  Severus Snape as you have never seen him before!
Warnings:- Contains ego, purple condom, and a very distgruntled Hermione.  Parody
My Opinion:  Extreme amusement.

State of Attraction by Shy Violet (violet_quill)
Summary:  A love potion, a lust potion, and some crazy, nutty mix-ups. Proves you don’t have to like someone to shag them silly. Will the madness never end?!
Warnings:  Humor, Love potion/spell, Post-Order of the Phoenix, Hogwarts
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, oral (not graphic), frickin’ hilarious, lust potions

Pirates of the Caribbean

After seeing the third movie, I felt certain that other people would have seen the slash potential between Barbossa and Sparrow.  I mean, they snipe at each other like a couple almost the entire way through that movie.  So I figured sure, there’d be lots out there.

Nope.

*scratches head*

Maybe I’m just not looking in the right places.  At least there should be plenty of non-con stories with Cutler Beckett, right?

Nope.

*sigh*

Barbossa/Sparrow

Freedom’s Just Another Word… by McKay
Summary:  They both coveted treasure above all things, but they never stopped to ask each other if they meant the same thing by the term.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Barbossa

Scarlet by GloriaMundi
Summary:  “Will ye play, Jack?” “I play to win.”
Warnings:  Smut, historical, C17 (17th century), cross dressing
My Warnings:  Bottom!Sparrow

Storm’s Coming by autoschediastic, Ponderosa
Summary:  Barbossa’s skin prickled as more than the passing storm signalled a change in the air. “Seems to me, the ways to an end be plentiful in their numbers.”
Warnings:  Pre-canon
My Warnings:  blow jobs, Bottom!Sparrow

Snarry (Snape/Harry)

All right.  Here we are.  This is the choice of fiction that sustains me even when I cannot lay my hands on any of the other fics that I’ve already listed.  There’s always more Snarry.  Of course, that’s not to say that everyone does Snarry well.  Some people should just limit themselves to writing crackfics.  At least those are supposed to be funny/ridiculous.

Severus Snape/Harry Potter

20 ways to make my Professor blush by yaoi-fied
Summary:  [COMPLETE] Harry decides he likes how Snape looks when he blushes and is determined to make it happen again.
Warnings:  SLASH. HPSS. Tittle says it all. R&R [This a sexual story between teacher and student. If you can't handle it, don't read.]
My Opinion:  Needs a beta.  Still funny though.

Artwork by Rockhandjive
Summary:  One night Harry begins a painting with rather unorthodox tools. SSHP
Warnings:  Lecherous Sirius, AU, and SI (Self-Injury)

The Arrangements by mrscakeakajane
Summary:  Writen for Snarry a thon 2010, Harry and Snape teach at Hogwarts – Harry begs Snape to pretend to be in a relationship with him to keep the new teacher in town who doesn’t seem to understand ‘not interested’ off his back. Pretending becomes reality.
My Opinion:  This fic amuses me.

Black Math by SiriuslovesRemus
Summary:  The things Harry does on impulse! Your basic PWP featuring Severus x Harry one experimental night. Oneshot.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, teacher-student, alcohol, mild bondage, some dom!Harry, Bottom!Harry

Bound and Determined by chazpure
My Summary:  Harry has been looking for Severus Snape for a long time.  Albus Dumbledore, despite being dead, has unfinished business with the both of them.  So what happens when Harry finally finds Severus?
Warnings:  forced magical bonding, first-time, rimming, bottom-Snape, and plot.

The Family Way by swtalmnd
Summary:  Harry figures out the only way to be sure to get out of the Triwizard Tournament alive is… pregnant.
Warnings:  mpreg, Community: Sweet Charity, alternate universe, underage character
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Harry

“Oh!” said Harry. He pulled Snape down for a kiss. “Practice is good. I think we should practice before and after, in fact. In case we want another one down the line.”

Snape relaxed against him, kissing back hungrily. “Lots of practice,” he agreed.

Finding Freedom by Leela
Summary:  Having Potter in his mind left Snape feeling wide-open and vulnerable, but held to the earth by the weight of Potter’s body, he finally felt free.
Warnings:  Bottom!Snape, legilimency, sex in open air (public sex anyone?)

Give Me Life by Lyowyn
Summary:  Slash, Harry becomes aware that he might just fancy his potions professor at roughly the same time that Severus decides he has a thing for one of his students.
Warnings: Possible fluff, lots of tension, rating likely to increase. PotterSnape,with some BlackLupin
Length:  135K, WIP

Harry Potter’s Serendipitous Guide to Happiness by Sa-kun
Summary:  Of course,only Harry Potter would ever manage to end up pregnant with twins while his lover was on one of the strongest contraceptive potions in use. //
Warnings:  SSHP. MPREG. SLASH. Mentions of HarryOC
My Warnings/Opinion:  Daddy Harry, fluff, muggle world, Bottom!Harry

A good ‘un, despite the dreaded mpreg.

Harry’s Tattoo by marigoldml
Summary:  Professor Snape is called from the dungeons at a late hour to handle a very unusual matter. Rated T for some swearing and nakedness and preslash. HarrySnape.
Warnings: Pre-slash

If I fell by mortianna
Summary:  Harry takes Severus for a ride. they banter and then – well you know.
Warnings: PWP, slash, R. Prequel to “Even Potionsmasters get the Cold”.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, excessive wordiness (some might consider it prose.  I consider it excessive)

I just wanted to ask by evil minded
Summary:  AU / With Voldemort on his back and some other things that always nearly killed him, Harry hadn’t had many experiences when it came to – sex. So whom will he ask anything about it when he begins to get interested?
Length:  130 K, WIP

In Between The Lines by Laurenke1
Summary:  Harry finds that his fourth year is going to set him apart from his peers again but he doesn’t have any idea just how much he will gain because of this.
Warnings:  Slash and chan 14
My Warnings:  Kind of like a bizarre combination of a Severitus and a Snarry fic all rolled together.  Fluff.
Length:  18K, Complete

In the Broom Cupboard by AntoinetteD
Summary:  Harry shares a passionate moment with his Potions master.
Warnings:  WARNING! SLASH. M/M SEX. EXPLICIT. Oneshot. Hp/Ss
My Warnings:  blow jobs, Bottom!Harry (isn’t a broom cupboard considered kind of public?)

Jealous Proposal by Cody Thomas
Summary:  Harry and Severus have secretly been together for years. But now that Harry’s engaged, neither Dumbledore nor Voldemort are willing to let Harry keep his lover’s identity a secret, no matter how much he doesn’t want to tell anyone.
My Warnings:  Bottom!Harry, WIP

Journal OneShot PWP SSHP by CrisNoWait
Summary:  After the war Harry returns to school to complete his education, some things have not changed on the surface, however, Harry discovers the benefits of keep up appearances.
My Warnings:  This one is borderline crackish, but I don’t think the author meant for it to be.  Either way, I was and am amused by it.

Lest I Wither by JiM1
Summary:  An adult Harry needs Severus to save him from more than just a dose of untraceable poison. Slash. New chapter: Strategy, Ron Weasley and domestic violence.
Length:  36K, WIP (probably permanently)

Like a Virgin by OllyO111
Summary:  Harry has a plan, stay a virgin until he graduates. Severus has a plan, sleep with Potter before graduation. Throw in stubborn deatheaters, weary friends, and meddling godfathers and then what? At least they’re in love right? Oh dear we are in trouble…
Length:  40K, WIP

The List by ObedientLittleCat
Summary:  Ron wakes Harry up with the answers to today’s Potions test from a mysterious source… When Harry is the only student in the class to get the potion right, how will Snape choose to reward him? HPSS slash!
My Warning:  Lust addled Harry – *snickers*

Lust Potion Number Nine by lesyeuxverts
Summary: Harry Potter was the last person Severus expected to need this particular potion, but the Ministry’s Propagation and Restoration Emergency Guidelines have them both trapped in lives they don’t particularly want to lead.
My Warnings: One kiss! Whoo! lol Honestly, this fic is so mild, I very nearly shoved it in Gen.

The Master Plan by StarryGazer
Summary:  SLASH. Complete. Harry is looking for the knowledge and training to survive the war. Only Severus Snape can give it. This is being edited for mistakes, and that is why the chapter titles and numbers don’t match-I’ll fix it someday.
My Opinion:  Good ‘un.
Length:  137K

Meeting Mr Potridge by Flanclanman
Summary:  Slash: HPSS Snarry one-shot. Harry goes for a drink of an evening and meets someone he doesn’t expect. They blates end up having sex.
My Opinion:  “They blates?”  Likely the author either meant, “The blokes end up having sex” or “They belatedly end up having sex.”  Those are my two theories.  Eh. Regardless of the screwy summary, this is a good fic.

Mistletoe » by Forever then some
Summary:  SSHP slash Severus’ tenacious aunt comes to town determined to meet his fiancé. The problem? Snape doesn’t have a fiancé and the only one around to play the part is Harry Potter.
My Opinion:  This one amuses me greatly.  It’s awesome.

Naked by naturegirlrocks
Summary:  Harry is set on a quest to return to the Dungeons where Severus is waiting. He is naked.
My Opinion:  This one made me snort more than once.  Could use a beta in a couple of spots.

Oblivious by Novocain
Summary:  [“It throbs,” Harry whimpered. “Put me out of my misery, please. I’m begging you! Do you get off on torture?” There was a choked sound from Snape’s vicinity.] Wherein Harry is oblivious, Snape is horny, and Luna makes bets with Hogwarts. Humor fic.
My Opinion:  Kinda ridiculous.

Of Pixie Dust and Clapping Your Hands by point-of-tears
Summary:  Sure,he defeated Voldemort at 16. Sure he can play Quidditch. And sure,he can blow up a cauldron in Potions with the best of them. But when he wakes the first day of his seventh year to a startling surprise,Harry Potter realizes he doesn’t do normal HP/SS
Length:  85K – Complete!  (Marking stories as “complete” is kind of like marking stories as “het” – something that some take for granted, but the rest of us know better)

Perfecting the Art of Odd by point-of-tears
Summary:  Sequel to Of Pixie Dust and Clapping Your Hands. Fairy tales usually end and have their “Happily Ever After.” Well, Harry Potter’s fairy tale is only just beginning and things are getting very interesting…or crazy. Whichever comes first. HP/SS
Length:  84K, Complete

Oh, That Evil Snow by ssjrice
Summary:  It’s Christmas break and the Weasleys play a particularly awful trick on Harry, but Snape is more than ready to help out.
Warnings:  SLASH SnapeHarry Snarry . PWP . ONESHOT

One Stupid Person by quixotic-hope
Summary:  Having lost his value as a spy for the light, Severus must now take a deaging potion and befriend the dratted BoyWhoLived. But what happens when he starts falling in love? HPSS.
Length:  20K, Complete

The Other Potter by Sa-kun
Summary:  Severus Snape decides he deserves happiness. Slash, AR
My Opinion:  Not what you expect, but very good nonetheless.  Harry is not The Boy Who Lived, and Severus despises his twin.
Length:  14K, Complete

Pains and Contradictions by atypicalsnowman
Summary:  SS/HP. Slash. When Harry begins to break under the pressures of death and prophesy, help arrives from an unlikely quarter: Snape. Despite their own doubts, manipulations from all sides and hapless interventions combine to bring their two souls together.
Length:  306K WIP

Pantogogue by BC
Summary:  Slash SSHP. Severus’ POV: Potter is changing in front of my eyes, gaining a disconcerting resemblance to Tom Riddle. As usually, it falls to me to save the brat… for the price of ‘only’ my soul.
Length:  135K, Complete

Persuasion by Achilles2
Summary:  Short PWP: Harry needs Snape’s help and he’ll do ANYTHING to get it. This is the missing slash-scene from Geena’s Black is Black (SBHG)
My Warnings: blow jobs

Pink by AbstractConcept
Summary:  Another of my humorous takes on a cliché fic idea. SLASH. Harry is determined to learn the Animagus Transformation, and the results are…unexpected. HumourRomance, Snarry. One-shot
My opinion:  Really good little story.

Teacher’s Pet by AbstractConcept
Summary:  Sequel to Pink, can be read alone. Severus finds himself stuck with Harry, who can’t—or won’t—relinquish his Animagus form. Snape grows reluctantly fond of the bugger. Slash.

Pledges by Amireal
Summary:  **COMPLETE** Screwed up spells, attacks on hogwarts, Potions Masters who dearly wish he had actual control over his life. SLASH HP/SS
My Warnings/Opinions: Bottom!Harry, Bottom!Snape, everything else in-between (well, not explicitly, but you’ll see).  This is the wizarding equivalent of the “Aliens Made Them Do It” motif.  And Merlin bless me, but I love it.  There’s also a love triangle occurring between Hermione Granger/Ronald Weasley/Draco Malfoy.  And it needs a beta, and someone to help with formatting (and I still love it).
Length:  71K

The Quiz by Kosaka
Summary:  The Gryffindor boys take a compatibility test that forces Harry to come to terms with his feelings for a certain broody older man. But how will Snape take it when he tries to confess? Snape x Harry. COMPLETE.
Length:  10K

Remember Your Heart by bramblerose-proudfoot
Summary:  COMPLETE! After Voldie’s destruction, Harry takes Snape into his home to care for him. Can there be reconciliation? HPSS
Length:  72K

Ring of Fire by Ellen Smithee (ellensmithee)
Summary:  Teh healing buttsecks – literally.
Warnings:  Dialogue only, healing sex
My Warnings:  nifty concept, bottom!Harry, amusing

Saviour Forgotten by Kalliopes Kiss
Summary:  ((COMPLETED)) Harry Potter is charged for a crime that he didnt commit, betrayed and forgotten my those he holds dear. HPSS
Length:  37K

Showers by mrscakeakajane
Summary:  After a tough training session, and not wanting to trudge through the castle looking like a swamp creature, Harry and Severus decided to use the Quidditch showers. As dirty as it sounds.

Shrinking Snape by Srforests
Summary:  Neville Longbottom botches a shrinking potion that causes Professor Severus Snape to shrink until he’s three inches tall. Harry is forced to look after him and keep him a secret. SLASH.
My Warnings:  Violence, hand jobs, blow jobs, probably more, but I’m too lazy to go back and reread it all right now

Slytherin by juxtaposed
Summary:  Severus thinks that Harry is very Slytherin indeed. SLASH and smuff, watch the rating! Complete.

Snapercup’s Baby: The As You Wish Outtakes by Darth Stitch
Summary:  A series of ficlets about Katerina, “Daddy’ and “Papa” from As You Wish.
Warnings:  Slash HPSS. MPREG. Complete.
My Opinion:  Very good fic(s), even the dreaded mpreg tag.

Snapercup’s Baby Part II: More As You Wish extras by Darth Stitch
Summary:  More tales featuring featuring Harry, Severus and their mischievous brood of three.
Warnings:  HPSS slash. MPREG. Fluff. Humor.

The Shameless Bad Ficlet by Darth Stitch
Summary:  Set in the universe of the “As You Wish” Outtakes – Arthur James Potter-Snape inherits Daddy Harry’s knack for trouble and then some. Yet another time-travel story.
Warnings: SLASH. HPSS

So Much More by quixotic-hope
Summary:  Growing up, Harry was told he’d only be good for sex. What happens when Severus wants more?
Warnings:  HPSS oneshot, noncon (previous), child abuse, angst, romance
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Harry

Isn’t putting a child abuse warning on an HP fic a bit redundant?

So Sexy by redfox13
Summary:  Contest 5 at The Silver Snitch. Harry is working as an Auror and is undercover as a prostitute in Knockturn Alley. Severus sees through Harry’s glamour and is shocked. He confronts the BoyWhoLived about his choice of profession. HPSS, OneShot.

Soldiers by LiterarySpell
Summary:  After Harry’s ill-fated Occlumency lesson, he visits Snape in a fit of guilt—with only minor ulterior motives. Will Snape allow him to cross the line? And can they both find a moment of peace amidst the war?

Sunshine by countesszero
Summary:  Harry has a bad influence on Severus Snape.
My Opinion:  Awww.

That Place in the Dark by Dementor Delta
Summary:  Severus Snape has survived the war and the Dark Lord, but he may not survive Harry Potter.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Harry, post-war.  It’s a really intense story, but sometimes those are the best kind.
Length: 16K, Complete

Things That Can Go Wrong by yaoi-is-wowie21
Summary:  ….While Seducing Your Potions Master. Take one messed up Harry Potter. Add one extremely uninterested Severus Snape. Mix it all up with some wacky random plots and you get my story! HarrySeverus….sorta. Absolutely odd.
My Opinion:  I think the author was drinking something stronger than absinthe while writing this, and yet I still like it.  Very not serious.  “Absolutely odd” is absolutely correct.

Up for Anything by torino10154
Summary:  Harry and Severus have lots of kinky sex. This is a good thing. However, there is something else Severus would like to try…if Harry’s willing.
Warnings:  *Unrepentant smut, anal, oral, felching, hair pulling, various toys, bondage, watersports, not completely epilogue compliant (Severus is alive *g* and Harry was never married).* PWP
My Warnings:  Shower sex, Bottom!Severus

Wears the Trousers by AbstractConcept
Summary:  Snape discovers that Harry fits him perfectly. A short oneshot humorromance that will hopefully leave you in stitches.
My Warnings:  Nifty concept

Your Horoscope For Today by Telanu
Summary:  Snape’s having a bad day. Maybe coffee will help. Or Harry. Or both.
My Opinion:  I am amused.  Established Relationships

Severus Snape/Harry Potter/Lucius Malfoy

A Birthday Surprise For WhiteCotton’s Birthday by FaeryQueen07
Summary:  For WhiteCotton’s birthday, Potter-Snape-Malfoy babies and the gratuitous sex that leads up to them!
Warnings:  SS/HP/LM AU, threesome, double-pen., mpreg, PWP –

NCIS – Gibbs Other Pairings

Gibbs slash pairings that don’t belong anywhere else.   Hopefully this space will fill up, because when I started this post, I only had 2.  If anyone has ever seen him paired with oh I don’t know . . . Vance maybe, would you let me know and post the link?

Gibbs/Tobias Fornell

The Art of Negotiation by my_young_friend
Summary:  What exactly goes on in that elevator?
Rating:  PG-13
My Warnings:  Frisky

Casual? by Stacy LA Stronach (slashgirl)
Summary:  Tobias needs Gibbs.
Warnings:  Episode related
My Warnings:  Bottom!Fornell, rare pairing

Light by my_young_friend
Summary:  Whatever that bastard was using had hit Gibbs slightly off center, leaving one eye in excruciating pain, but capable of making out shapes of light and dark around him.
Warnings:  Reference to McGee/DiNozzo (faint, vague)
Rating:  PG-13
My Warnings: Injury, no sex (at least, nothing explicit)

Passing the time by ebonyfeather
Summary:  Gibbs and Fornell get stuck in the elevator.
My Warnings:  Blow jobs, established relationship, a little OOC (at least to me, the geek), public sex?  Well, it is in an elevator . . .

Wake Up Call by karaokegal
Summary:  Morning with Gibbs
My Warnings:  Just a drabble, but it amuses me.

Gibbs/Fornell/DiNozzo

Poker Night by kaylashay81
Summary: Tony loved poker night.
My Warnings: Bottom!DiNozzo, blow jobs, sex toys

Doesn’t need a beta exactly, but there is an extraneous word here or there that could use fixing.

Criminal Minds – NCIS Crossover

Gibbs/Aaron Hotchner

Open Ended by Anonymous
Prompt:  Crossover with NCIS. Gibbs/Hotch, wall!sex, one-time only, no-strings-attached thing though. Just to let off steam till they go back to their respective partners who don’t mind. Bonus points for Gibbs/Tony. DOUBLE bonus points for Hotch/Morgan. And I’ll just love you if it’s bottom!Hotch.
My Warnings: Blow jobs, Bottom!Hotch (whoo)

What He Wants by lastcrazyhorn
Summary:  When a serial rapist attacks a naval petty officer, the BAU suddenly finds themselves sharing their case with a team from the NCIS. Three shot. Almost PWP. Slash. All the good stuff. Gibbs/Hotch
Warnings:  Slash, Anal Sex, First Time, Crossover, Top!Gibbs, Bottom!Hotch, Rimming, Blow Jobs
My Warning:  Rare pairing (seriously; people do not write this pairing, for whatever reason), shower sex (ish)

Star Trek – McCoy/Kirk

For whatever reason, everyone likes to pair these two together and shove Spock with Uhura.  Now, I’m not condemning those who ship Spock/Uhura, I’m just saying that I wish there were more shippers of Spock with Kirk or McCoy.

McCoy/Kirk

Crashing on the Shore of You by severinne
Summary:  It’s the first day of shore leave at Bones’ old family home, and Jim is already bored.
Warnings: Established relationship, domestic, dirty talk
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk

Guh.  This is a keeper.

Just The Same But Brand New by starsandgraces
Summary:  Seeing Jim from a different angle changes the way McCoy sees himself.
Warnings:  Breathplay
My Warnings:  Bottom!McCoy

Mission Mishaps, or How McCoy Ended up with Tentacles by vamplover82
Summary:  A mishap on a mission leaves McCoy feeling insecure about himself; Kirk sets out to change this.
Warnings:  Tentacles, transformation, anal sex, hand jobs, blow jobs
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk

Quite hot.

More Than Meets the Eye by silverraven
Summary:  In which assumptions are made and chair!sex is had
Warnings:  First time
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kirk, mutual masturbation, blow jobs, frottage

One Time Spock Walked In On Bones and Kirk Having Sex, and Five Times He Didn’t by hoosierbitch
Summary:  According to the TOS Enterprise schematics, the captain and first officer share a bathroom.
Warnings:  Spock/Nyota Uhura, rough sex, angst, friendship, mind meld, humor
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kirk, marking

That first one is uber hot.  The rest is just funny.

Favorite quote:

“That’s what I said,” Kirk replied, before smacking Spock in the posterior with a towel.

“This is not my life,” McCoy said with a groan.

Pastel by skyblue_reverie
Summary:  Umm, Bones gets whammied with sex pollen and hot manlovings ensue? ?
Warnings:  First time, sex pollen
My Warnings/Opinion:  Hand jobs, blow jobs

Favorite quote:  “Bones, I haven’t been with anyone in at least eight months. It was part of my long-term strategy. I had a whole plan. There were diagrams and everything. I knew you wouldn’t take me seriously until I’d proved that I could keep it in my pants.”

Pierced by vamplover82
Summary:  Kirk comes back from an away mission with his ear pierced. Things sort of spiral out of control from there.
Warnings:  Piercing, anal sex
My Warnings/Opinion:  This fic amuses me.  Dirty talk (a bit), BottomMcCoy

“Damn it, Jim, I’m a doctor, not a body modification specialist. Just because I have the knowledge required to do it doesn’t mean I should.”

Something New by Thistlerose
Summary:  Jim would like to try something new. Bones has no objections.
Warnings:  Rimming, felching, fingerfucking
My Warnings:  Bottom!McCoy

Steal my Breath by tresa_cho
Summary:  McCoy plays with Jim in the therapeutic spa.
Warnings:  bondage, breathplay, water sex, D/s, submersion bondage
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk, auto-erotic asphyxiation

Woof.  Definitely have a thing for asphyxiation fics.

This Time by lady_krysis
Summary:  “I’ve got nothing left to say/Just take me away.”
Warnings: Anal sex, rough sex
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kirk

The Trouble With Bubbles by dvswraatins
Prompt:  Every male on the bridge is simultaneously impregnated… by Uhura (and not through sex, because that would be somewhat difficult).  I want smug!Uhura, an embarrassed bridge crew (including a few no-names or redshirts, even), and Scotty and Bones just being pretty much speechless whenever they see them.  And one slash pairing, which can be Chekov/Sulu, Chekov/McCoy, Kirk/McCoy, or if none of those tickle your fancy Spock/Kirk.
My Warnings:  Crackfic (but good).   Amusing as hell.  Mpreg

Where Your Eye Won’t Hit Me by severinne
Summary:  Bones is fed up with Jim’s recklessness. Jim doesn’t mind if it means more of this.
Warnings:  PWP, BDSM, blindfolds, bondage, angst, hurt/comfort
My Warnings:  Bottom!McCoy

Star Trek – Spock/Kirk

Spocky Spock Spock Spock.  I like Spock.  Probably because he reminds me a bit of Snape.  Heh.

Spock/Kirk

Anatomy by nishi_shinji
My Summary/Warnings:  kink meme, awkward situations; basically, Spock goes to McCoy after figuring out he is gay and asks for advice.

Bang a Gong by waketosleep
Summary:  The chronicles of the Sad Bastards Club (Enterprise Chapter).
Warnings:  Pon Farr, Romantic Comedy, Shenanigans, Abject Silliness, Mission Fic, Star Trek Big Bang Challenge
My Warnings:  Bottom!Spock, Bottom!Kirk (well, implied), frickin’ hilarious

Blood is the Life by penbrydd
Warnings: Dub-con, bloodplay
My Warnings: Bottom!Kirk, kinda uck if you’re not into this sort of thing, but oddly sensual too.

Both Hands On The Throttle by Ywain Penbrydd (penbrydd)
Summary:  Sometimes Spock throttles the hell out of his captain, but only when the captain really deserves it. But, what if Kirk’s pissing him off on purpose?
Warnings:  Smut, Breathplay, Kink Meme
My Warnings:  blow jobs, hand jobs

Cold and Wet by penbrydd
In response to this prompt:  jim and spock get caught in the rain.  freezing heavy rain, clinging clothes, drenched hair, and hotter-then-human vulcan skin.
Warnings:  Uh, smut? Vulcan hand!porn?
My Warnings:  Bottom!Kirk, blow jobs

Damaged Goods by Corpus Invictus
Summary/Prompt:  I wanna see a fic in which Spock has a congenital defect or deformity due to his hybrid genetics. Uhura is turned off by what ever it is and dumps Spock. Spock sulks and hates himself until Kirk comes in and saves the day with Epic Reassuring Love Makings. I want emotional depth and details about Spock’s problem and how he deals with it. I want SecretlySmart!Kirk being caring but not mushy.”

This took SO LONG to finish, I cannot even tell you. I really like Uhura so making her dump Spock over something this shallow was difficult, and then the prompt kind of ran away with me for a bit before I could get to the Epic Reassurance part of the prompt. I’m a little unsure of how this one turned out.
My Warnings:  Star Trek XI ‘verse, angsty, hand jobs

Destiny’s Bitch : Deleted Scene by mdevile
Summary: The missing scene after the second meld in Destiny’s Bitch
Warnings:  Mind Meld, orgasm delay/denial, smut
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Kirk

It is not necessary to read the other fic in order to appreciate this one.

A Gentle Nudge by rhaegal
Summary:  A transporter malfunction takes Kirk and Spock to a parallel dimension in which their alternate selves act very oddly indeed.
Universe: TOS/Reboot crossover
A/N: Written for the KiScon 2011 zine. Inspired by a very old prompt at st_xi_kink: Kirk/Spock & Kirk Prime/Spock Prime, “Does he do that thing with his tongue?”
My Warnings:  mind meld sex thing *laugh*  They didn’t have penetrative sex, but it was a little unclear what exactly happened.  Hot though.  *nods*

“Huh.” So that was another thing Nero had to answer for; he’d deprived them of buttons.

In Tune by heeroluva
Summary:  Jim and Spock enjoy an active sex life despite Spock’s impotence.

Original prompt: “Normal” Sex… For a Vulcan: Spock might not be able to have an erection outside of Pon Farr, but he does feel pleasure normally and his fingers are much more sensitive anyway. Normal nightly sex for Jim and Spock has Kirk being fingered then fisted by his bondmate. This is not something new to them (i.e. most fisting fics) but part of their normal sex routine.

The Spock/Jim/Bones is implied to take place in the future.
Warnings:  Fisting, Sounding, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Sexual Dysfunction, Sex Toys, Dirty Talk, Alien Gender/Sexuality, Alien Biology, Explicit Language, Dom/Sub
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Kirk (clearly)

Not real sure if I see/agree with the dom/sub bit. Meh.

5+1:  I Wanna Hold Your Hand by penbrydd
Warnings: Language, implications
Notes: For a prompt on the crackmeme. Spock’s flirting is totally unintelligible to Kirk, but it’s enough to make the Ambassador’s entourage retch. I didn’t quite hit what the OP was asking for, but it’s probably good for a giggle.
My Warnings:  Oblivious!Kirk, cuteness, kissing!

Junkie by naroclie
Prompt: Kirk/Spock. On an away mission, Kirk gets drugged (not sex pollen, just… opiate type) and as Spock is rescuing his high ass, Kirk starts babbling about how Spock totally needs to fuck him and not to give him any of that Pon Farr bullshit (which this Kirk and frankly, no human should know about) because Kirk knows (via mindmeld flashback) that he totally can and he totally already has. Later, Spock confronts Kirk and makes him explain himself. Porn ensues.
Warnings: Drug-use, asphyxiation
My Warnings: Bottom!Kirk

Just Lie Back and Think Of The Federation by ifyouweremine
Summary:  “What are you doing?” said Kirk when Spock started taking off his shirt. (Aliens made them do it!)
Warnings: Fuck-or-die (sort of—but don’t worry, they end up liking it), snark, bottom!Spock, filthynastygood barebacking, wantonness

The Law of Definite Proportions by what_alchemy
Summary:  When captors take their clothes, Jim and Spock struggle with the revelation of Jim’s ambiguous genitalia.
Warnings: Underage (referencing the past), James T. Kirk/Spock, James T. Kirk/OMC, Spock/T’Pring, Spock/T’Pring/Stonn, Stonn/T’Pring, James T. Kirk, Spock, OMCs, T’Pring, Stonn (Star Trek), Double Penetration, Threesome – F/M/M, Gender Related, Intersexuality
My Warnings/Opinion:  Rimming, blow jobs, fingering, Bottom!Spock, anal, Bottom!Kirk, hermaphrodite

Le sigh. I wish authors would actually tag their works with the appropriate words. I mean, compare my tags to this author’s. Personally, I think mine make this a much more enticing fic.  Besides, the double penetration?  Two guys on a girl – so technically double penetration, but since they’re utilizing two holes, I don’t really count it the same way.  Meh.  I didn’t much like that part anyway.

Many Waters by what_alchemy
Summary: Four years after Spock left him, Jim is finally going to get an explanation.
Warnings:  Fisting, Pon Farr, break up (i.e. angst)
My Warnings/Opinion:  Shortest Pon Farr I’ve ever read in my life.  Bottom!Kirk, and a panic attack if I’m  not mistaken (in the beginning).  Okay, so the regular sexytimes stuff is kind of short and glossed over, but the fisting scene is totally awesome.

Need No Words by merkuria
Summary:  Spock finds a way to make Jim forget about bad things.
Warnings:  Breathplay, D/s
My Warnings:  blow jobs, hand jobs

Pissed and Pregnant by jade_dragoness
Summary:  Written for the prompt: Spock is fucking PISSED at Kirk – outright ‘if I didn’t love/respect you so damn much I would kill you DEAD’-pissed – and lets him know in a fit of epic vocal rage. Why? Because how is Spock supposed to do his duties when the captain somehow managed to impregnate his sterile ass?
My Warnings:  Friggin’ hilarious, mpreg, Bottom!Spock (well, implied anyway *snickers)

“Damn it, Jim. I‘m a doctor, not a human shield,” grumbled McCoy.

Poor Impulse Control by ximeria
Summary:  You can’t expect James T. Kirk to control himself 24-7
Warnings:  Porn Battle, Porn, Smut, blow jobs

A Series of Ill-Conceived Experiments by ginandironic
Summary:  Spock’s a mystery, and Jim’s the cat curiosity killed. Vulcan biology is weird.
Warnings:  First time
My Warnings/Opinion:  WIP, purring

Chapters 2 out of 3 are done and smut has not occurred yet! Hm, although I still like the fic, and so I suppose this proves that I’m not just a perv.

Shifts by K’Chaps
Summary: Kirk has trouble sharing.
Rating: NC-17 (I disagree)
My Warnings: Very new bond between Kirk and Spock, angst, self-doubt from Kirk.

Maybe when this was written originally, it could have been considered NC-17, but I’d rate it T now. Maybe a T+ at most (does that exist?).  Body parts are not mentioned, and things are kind of unclear during the so-called action parts.  I think they have sex?  Maybe?  If they did, I may have to add it to the Lube? What Lube? category. Otherwise it’s more along the lines of frottage/mutual masturbation/bond sex?

And yet, it’s sweet.  Nice.  I like it, despite the ambiguity of its action scenes.

Thorough by anonymous
Summary/prompt: Kirk/Spock – Spock fucked raw, sore and filled with Kirk’s come. With Kirk loving it. Rimming and fletching is a total plus as well.
Warnings:  Injury during sex, Pon Farr, Bottom!Spock

Overdone by anonymous
Summary:  Kind of sort of a sequel to another fic I posted recently called “Thorough”, in which Spock goes into Pon Farr and has wild, violent sex with Kirk and bottoms for the first time. Stands on its own, though.
Warnings:  mpreg (but not as annoying as most mpreg fics)

Wherein Kirk Swears That The ‘T’ Does Not Stand For Thickheaded by jade_dragoness
Summary:  Based on the prompt: Spock/Kirk, Spock enters Pon Farr while trapped somewhere with Kirk. Kirk is clueless.  Star Trek XI.
My Warnings:  blow jobs, Pon Farr, Bottom!Kirk, bonding

Het

I very seldom read fics where the authors has changed the gender of one of the main characters.  This next fic may be my only exception to that rule.

Believing Rumors by ArwendeImladris
Summary:  Jamie Kirk is 28, Starfleet’s youngest captain, in love with her first officer – and a virgin. But Spock chooses to believe the rumors of her promiscuity – until a planet that equates virginity with childhood shows him just how wrong he is.
My Warnings/Opinions:  First time, awkward situations *snickers*

This is the only Star Trek fic I have bookmarked on my fanfiction profile.

Star Trek – McCoy/Spock

All right, I admit it.  I have a small interest in smutty Star Trek fics, but it’s mostly limited to the original trio (McCoy, Kirk or Spock).

McCoy/Spock

A Need As Great by nan

Summary:  Spock goes into pon farr. McCoy is not pleased.
Warnings: Porn battle, romance, Pon Farr
My Warnings/Opinion:  Blow jobs, masturbation

Jim raised his eyebrows. “Hey, this isn’t fair! How come you never treated any of my illnesses like this? All I get are those damned hyposprays!”

A Sense of Smell by syredronning
Summary:  Body fluids and D/s.
Warnings:  Urine, Mirror Universe, Dom/Sub
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!McCoy

Could be consider dub-con . . . sort of.

Five Times . . . Carrying!Kink by igrab
My Warnings/Opinion: I am amused.  One shot.  Nothing graphic.

Impossibility by mrasaki
Summary:  Spock loses badly at chess. Very badly.
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Spock (whoo!).  Spock and McCoy are bonded.  Awesome fic!

Pictures of a Relationship by amerasu_1013
Summary:  …or: 7 times Spock and Bones were surprised at one another and 1 time they shocked the hell out of everybody else.  Snippets of life on the Enterprise, Bones and Spock, from colleagues to friends to more…
Warnings: Humor, Pre-Slash, Slash, Fluff, Transformation, De-aging, Bonding, Ponn Farr, Established Relationship
My Opinion: Fairly G rated as far as actual sex goes.

Safety Valve by syredronning
Summary:  Everyone needs to have one.
Warnings:  Kinky, fucking machines
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!McCoy

Uninspired by Acidqueen
My Summary/Warnings:  Spock’s masturbation fantasy

Variable by v_angelique
Warnings:  Pon farr, kink meme
My Warnings/Opinion:  Bottom!Spock

I don’t speak Vulcan (really?), but I’m pretty sure they’re bonded in this one too.

White Knuckles by Sadiesin13
Prompt:  Spock bending McCoy over a bed in sickbay and fucking him HARD.
My Warnings:  Bottom!McCoy.  Guh.  Woof.   Rough sex.

Reaper!McCoy/Spock, Reaper!McCoy/Spock/Kirk

Evidence Required by whiteraven1606
Summary:  Written for the ST XI Kink Meme for a prompt that wanted Reaper!Bones/Spock.  Updated to fill more prompts for Reaper!Bones (now develops into Reaper!Bones/Spock/Kirk in chapter three).
Warnings: Reaper!Leonard McCoy, Spock, James T. Kirk, Christine Chapel, Nyota Uhura, Slash, Biting, Marking, Rough Sex, Fingerfucking, Possessive Behavior, Double Penetration
My Warnings/Opinion: Bottom!Spock, Bottom!Kirk, threesome

It is not necessary to know what it means by Reaper!Bones.  The story pretty well explains itself in that regards.

McCoy/Spock, Kirk/Spock

Keep Your Clothes On! by cards_slash
Prompt: ALIENS FORCED THEM TO DO IT SPOCK/MMCOY with one pissed of Kirk cause yknow k/s is pratically cannon (Anonymous) Basically I want spock and mmcoy planet side, doing something or other, they both get nabbed and are forced to do the dirty (ill let the writer decided how or why, but I have a major collector of endangered species kink if you get me), Kirk up on the USS is forced to watch/listen as his long time lover, is getting jiggy with his BFF.

BONUS POINTS if this event causes spock/mccoy to be more prominent, K is a jealous sod.
Rating: NC-17 for sex!
My Warnings/Opinion: Friggin’ hilarious. Author has the bickering quality of McCoy and Spock down to an art. Bottom!Spock

“Get your hands off me, I can take my own pants off.”

“Damn it Jim.  I’m a doctor not a . . . kinky sex . . . person.”